Someone just sent me a link to this.
Apparently someone invented edible cupcake wrappers. Which begs the question...just how lazy are we? Who invented this? I assume it was someone who was like, “I just wanted some cake but now I have to take off paper? FUCK IT. I’LL JUST EAT THE PAPER. Ugh, this tastes terrible. THERE’S GOT TO BE A BETTER WAY!”
And there actually is a better way. It’s called “regular cake” and it doesn’t come in paper sacks. You just cut it and eat it. But you do have to put the knife up afterward and now I already see an issue. Don’t eat the knife. Put down the knife. Just…you know what? Never mind. Forget I said anything.
UPDATED: HANG ON. I HAVE AN IDEA. Cut the cake with dental floss, and then afterward you can use the floss. To floss with. Except people who are too lazy to not eat paper are probably not flossing regularly. Wait a minute. I need to do a rethink.
UPDATED X 2: GOT IT. A CAKE KNIFE MADE OUT OF CAKE! And you can eat it when you’re done. Except, I’m not sure if you can cut cake with cake. You know what? Forget it. Scoop the cake out with your paws and eat it that way. It’s super sexy. Or at least, sexier than eating paper. Just saying.