My doctor refused to give me lasers in my vagina. Click here for full story.
It occurred to me just now that I may have used poor phrasing in the description of this moment.
Flourish in Progress: (T)hug Life: Part hood. Part good.
Pregnancy Calendar at Alpha Mom: Amalah’s week-by-week guide to the miracle of pregnancy and all the various indignities that come with it.
Melany’s GUYdlines : All snark, all true: Nine lives worth of short stories, advice & raw judgement on friendships, relationships & everything in between.
Advice I Needed Yesterday:“I moved to Munich. Now what?”
candidkay: Journalist, single mother of two. Taking the journey, bumps and all . . . you will laugh or cry in the passenger seat. Promise.
Blog Con Queso: Cheese, robots, margarita jello shots. The essentials.
Hyperbole and a Half Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem and Other Things That Happened.
Sandrandan Jewelry: Eccentrically gorgeous jewelry; we may become your new addiction!
Lori Duff Writes: “Please, for the love of all that is good and holy, don’t read our Mom’s blog. It just encourages her.” ~ Lori’s kids
Linda’s Best Recipes: Fabulous & easy recipes for humans, plus one for Puppy Meatloaf. Not made OF puppies; it’s FOR puppies! You guys!
Tinplate Studios: Your one stop shop for all your Cabinet of Curiosity needs. Sideshow Oddities, Travesties in Teacups, Steampunk Rayguns, Disturbing Timepieces and more.
Josh Across the Universe: Life is a journey and I lost the map. But it’s okay, I have a fork.
Farm Girl: Scared of everything and doing it anyway. SEND WINE.
Earful: I talk a lot. I’m sorry. For everything.
The News Flasher: Exposing the news with humor. Now with more flashiness!
Life With Angie: “We’re Not Crazy, We’re Just a Little Insane.”
Vibrator Vixen: Oh my, you’ve come to the right place. Probably NSFW.
Daddy 3.0: A Comedy of Errors: “Nick is a mess. The dog house is too good for him. 2017 IAN Winner-Comedy.”
Cadaver Dog: Who knew dogs tracking zombies could give me the feels so much?
Heather Mosko: Sharing the weird and crafty I find along the way as I research and write my next mystery.
Undertakers, Harlots and Other Odd Bodies: Inspired by True Events and Smothered in Blarney: Now with a forty-page preview, kids!!
Awkwardly Alive & Pleasantly Peculiar: I’m not stealthy. You’ll see me coming.
Stories in the Dark: A new podcast of dark and creepy tales read aloud by the author, meant to chill and make you think at the same time. Come listen to the dark.
Original Syn: tired of the dystopian novel we’re living in? Cool cool. Me too. Escape into this dystopian world instead.
Email to the Front: The book of (desperate) emails during military deployment. Because 183-day-long paper chains, appliance rebellion, long distance potty training, revirgination and the need for LOTS of wine are REAL.
RomComDojo: I am often comically pissed off about things.
Secret Life of a Seamstress: A humorous look at how fixing your pants mends my whole world.
The Calm Mom: The Calm Mom – Calming Bottles: Soothes anxiety, timeouts, and tantrums in kids! (…and adults, too!) 😂
David Thorne: So fucking awesome it hurts.
Misfit Marjorie: Conversations from a leather and fetishwear shop. It’s basically a mommyblog with less spanking. Oh, and Marjorie is a dude. This is totally not a mommyblog.