It’s Friday! You deserve this.

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It’s Friday! I think? Who fucking knows. Time is meaningless. But still, you should take a quick break and watch these instagram videos I saved specifically for you because I think you need a good distraction. Let’s go!

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Repost @wheellifestories (with @family.shapes … Who would try this?? Looks fun!! • • • #Repost @hivemindnode- I didn’t manage to take much footage of myself in the Crawler (too busy being on it) but I managed to capture some video of my friend @thebenjacoby piloting it for a bit to ostensibly advertise his camps falafel but wound up just telling bitches to get out the way 😛 #playacrawler ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨ Send your pics & videos to @WheelLifeStories or tag #WheelLifeStories for a feature! Visit our website at WheelLifeStories.com! 💫✨ #wheelchaircommunity #adaptivetechnology #wheelchairlife #wheels #wheelchairstrong #adaptivetools #liveyourlife  #wheelchairfun #wheelchairlife #adaptivewheelchair #adaptive #beachday #funinthesand #wheelchairswag #pimpmywheelchair #funtimes #move #technology #kinetic

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Same, Bear Patrol.

Love y’all.

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  1. I’m reading this from Bangladesh, honestly I couldn’t have asked for a better end to my day. Thanks Jenny, so eagerly waiting for your new book.

  7. I write a message in chalk each week for the people who make deliveries while we hide indoors. Thought I’d share it with the rest of you today (along with Jenny’s wonderful humor):

    “Sometimes carrying on, just carrying on, is the superhuman achievement.”

  8. Love all of these and exactly what we need amid COVID life. Thank you Jenny for sharing your light with the rest of us!

  10. Went from Friday work overload to snorting my coffee out the nose. Needed all those. I may make it through the rest of the day!!

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  17. The last week has been absolute hell, for no good reason. Thank you so much for these…I watched the croc one about a gajillion times in a row.

  21. Ah thank you Jenny! I really needed this. It’s been super stressful here and this helped a ton.

  23. my dog likes to play catch-and-release with a live squirrel, INSIDE MY HOUSE. and she caught not just one, but TWO squirrels this week. i desperately needed these, thank you for making me laugh and smile here..

  30. The wittle baby squirrel! So cute!! Thanks for posting this, I think everyone could use some random funnies.

  41. thank you! didn’t read this until Saturday morning and it is the best way to start the day after a very difficult Friday. You are wonderful and kind and generous and very much appreciated.

  42. Ah Jenny, you are a gift from the Universe to the rest of us! You make such a huge difference in so many lives.

  44. Unrelated to your post, Jenny, but I just had to tell you. . .just saw a story on the news about that guy who jumped the drawbridge in his car, and the police said he was doing “whip its” and the newscaster said, “yep, there’s the can of whipped cream on top of his car.”, so apparently, in addition to the little vials of nitrous oxide (?) That you used to be able to buy at head shops to catch a buzz, this is also the name of the huffing certain members of the public do with cans of whipped cream. You and Victor were both correct, and maybe you should be questioning why Victor thought of one and not the other, and just where is he hanging out, anyway?

  48. these have a weirder tone than usual 🙂 also I so these on a monday and especially loved the it’s friday heading

  49. This has nothing to do with the post you just made, I just wanted to mention that once you told us about singing Carly Rae Jepsen’s Call Me Maybe so aggressively in your car that a man in another vehicle thought you were yelling at him, and I laugh about that every time I sing along to that song in my own car.

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