me: I feel like I’ve spent half of quarantine trying to decide if I’m hungry or just bored.
me: But then turns out I’m both hungry and bored. I’m…hored? Is that a word
Victor: Pretty sure it shouldn’t be.
me: But “bungry” sounds gross. Sounds like you’re hungry for bungholes.
Victor: It does not sound like that but now I’m definitely not hungry anymore.
me: And I’m not bored. PANDEMIC SOLVED! (But only the hored part and only for a few minutes because then I remembered that I’d hidden a bunch of gummy rings in the back of the pantry.)