Step into my office

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It’s Friday so let’s take a quick break and you come see all the ridiculous (and occasionally way too relatable) instagram videos I saved for you.

Ready?

Happy weekend, y’all.

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  3. I’m blaming you for showing me insta videos and now I lose an hour to laugh snorting (snaughing?!) Most days. Thanks, I guess.

  4. I’m blaming you for showing me insta videos and now I lose an hour to laugh snorting (snaughing?!) Most days. Thanks, I guess.

  6. Boooo hsses, I was able to only see 2, probably because don’t have an Instagram account. Anyway, have a great weekend.

  8. Oh dear lord. Stop it stop it! The principal is right next door and she is going to hear us!

  9. Why do I see all the same videos on my feed? It gives credence to the big brother theory..(cue CCR soundtrack)

  11. I love the astronaut in a surprise gorilla suit! His coworkers must have wanted to kill him, I would have jumped out of my skin.

  12. Once had a raccoon come in through our cat door and help itself to cat food 🤣

  19. Thank you. I have felt like crying all week. This is the first thing to make me really, actually smile.

  21. Somehow you manage to deliver what I need when I need it… thank you for the laugh break this afternoon!

  23. That gorilla suit! That poor astronaut flying to the camera being pursued by the gorilla could not be funnier!!!!

  26. I love the cat tent. He’s not stupid. Just thinking outside the litter box.

  29. So, while watching these, I tried to get my husband invested. But he had his headphones on and wasn’t listening because he was really invested in this hour long YouTube video he was watching about can openers. So, instead, I start talking to my cat about all the ways I plan to eliminate him, and suddenly “I can’t hear your videos”, turns very quickly into, “wait, why do you know that much about hiding bodies?”

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