So I put off watching Peacemaker because I’d also put off watching The Suicide Squad and then Victor was like, “You would really like Peacemaker” and I was like, “Hard pass. I hate action” but then we watched it and I was like, “Goddamn it” because he was totally right and you should go binge it because it’s fantastic.
But that’s the not the point of my story. The point of my story is that I was in Hallmark and they had a shit-ton of old Peacemaker Xmas ornaments because they’d come out last year when Peacemaker was just this small side-character in The Suicide Squad and so I got a Peacemaker ornament for 90% off.
And the clerk was all, “Getting a start on next year’s collection?” and I was like, “NOPE” because I still haven’t fucking taken down my tree from last year and I don’t know if there’s an award for procrastination but if there is, I am winning it, unless I have to submit something for it, in which case I’ll probably get that done 4 years from now.