It’s Friday. You know what that means.

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It’s Friday, which means that today you deserve a break to look at the ridiculous instagrams I saved for you this week.

This is me every time I look for the restroom at a restaurant:

Happy weekend, y’all.

37 thoughts on “It’s Friday. You know what that means.”

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  5. oh thank you, Jenny. All day, I’d been thinking hmmmm… I wonder what she’s got up to this week. And you came through!!! xoxoxox

  6. How do you find the funniest funniest sh*t Jenny. I. Can’t. Handle. It.

  8. Excellent! My dad is a drummer so I’m sending him that one for sure!

  9. Thank you for the funniest things I’ve seen all week. Three snorting laughs is a win!

  10. I keep all the email notifications for these in a folder for when I need a non-Friday laugh. thank you!

  11. I am pretty sure that I was that little girl eating the cheese balls. I am just glad it was before cell phones and the internet

  14. i needed that, thank you!!! i especially enjoyed the duck feet. and ‘roomba mode’.

  15. My friend’s husband is a percussionist in our local symphony, so I sent her the “you had one job” video. Turns out that’s from OUR SYMPHONY and he knows the people! They still laugh every time they see it.

  16. Your Instagram- Ruth looks happy about the new Supreme Court judge appointment.

  17. I see that not many have left comments this week … please don’t let that discourage your efforts to spread cheer. We’re out here – and benefiting from your efforts. Some weeks the mountain is just too exhausting to climb; I’ve reached the top, but not fully ready to appreciate the view yet. (Broken tooth, emergency temporary crown, facial bruising, TMJ.)

    That said, you brought a weak smile (hurts to laugh). And a shout-out of thanks to my empathetic Bloggess pen pal who have commiserated with me. Thank you.

  19. Thank you Jenny! When I am depressed (you know that feeling), you are always here for me.❤️❤️❤️

  20. Thank you! I needed this! My dad is in the hospital and I’ve been sitting with him and I am so tired and I hurt all over. I don’t even have the energy to cry.

  21. Do you follow Mary Robinette Kowall on Instagram? She has one of those systems where your pet can be trained to press a button which makes a word sound. One of her cats is trained on this. After the cat asked Mary Robinette to go lie down, Mary Robinette told the cat no. The cat then stepped on the button which said DOG. Mary Robinette said, yes, my cat just called me a bitch.

  22. I would totally buy a cup made buy a cat. I wonder if he sells the ones his cat helps with? 🤔🤔

  29. I would want to express my gratitude to you for penning such an engaging article on the subject. This has given me a lot to think about, and I am looking forward to reading more.

  32. Every time I visit this blog, I always find something new and unique. The articles cover a variety of topics, and the editorial team turns them into interesting and insightful articles.

  33. Each visit to this blog brings me face to face with fresh and distinctive content. Spanning a wide range of subjects, the editorial team crafts these articles into engaging and enlightening reads.

  34. Ah, the anticipation of Friday! The gateway to the weekend, filled with endless possibilities. From cozy nights in to exciting adventures outdoors, there’s something special about Fridays that ignites a sense of excitement and freedom. Whether you’re unwinding after a busy week or gearing up for some weekend fun, embrace the magic of Friday and let the good times roll!

  36. There is a strong desire inside me to wrap my arms around Patrick Mahomes and give him a really firm squeeze.

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