So tonight I’m celebrating the paperback release of Broken (in the best possible way) by having a free virtual tour stop where I will do a bit of reading and then be in conversation with Victor. I think this may be the first time any of you have ever heard Victor in real life and I am both excited and absolutley terrified.
I’m not sure what questions he will be asking but last night I had an anxiety dream about it and his questions were:
“Why do you keep buying scissors when we already have scissors?”
“Who turned down the air conditioner?”
“Why are you a maniac in a hotel room?” (Not sexually)
“If you were a mermaid would you rather be top half fish or bottom half fish?
“Do you smell that?”
“Why do you keep running over the trash can?”
And I would like to say that, 1. Do you smell that is a terrible question for a virtual event, and 2. if I had a nickel for every time I’ve run over the trash can I would have three nickels, which isn’t very many nickels at all thank you very much.
I do quite like the mermaid one though, so well done, Dream Victor.
Anyway, my point is that I’m a little worried so please leave a question for us in the comments below and if things get weird I can pull those out instead.
PS. It’s not to late to join. (And I’m told it will be close-captioned.) Just click here and pick a wonderful place that’s partnering with us and they’ll set you up. They’re also selling copies of my books if you want to help support them! You’ll get a link to join the zoom later today if you haven’t already. See you tonight!