Victor: Ew. Did you just pour tap water into your cereal?
me: Yes, because there’s too much milk in the milk.
me: We only have whole milk but I like 2% milk. What’s the other 98% of 2% milk? It’s gotta be water, right? But also, why doesn’t it cost 2% as much as whole milk?
Victor: That’s not how milk works.
me: Seems like it. 100% milk is the most milk, right? Although if you added powdered milk to 100% milk, what would that be?
Victor: It would be milk. Very gross milk.
me: No, because you’d have more milk per milk. Too much milk. But I don’t know how the math works.
me: Wait…but why does “evaporated milk” exist? Because if it evaporated it would be gone, right?
Victor: Please stop talking.
me: And if milk evaporates what then why doesn’t it ever rain milk? OMG, is that where 2% milk comes from? Is the other 98% rain?
Victor: Have you been drinking?
me: I think I just became a scientist.