First off, did you see the solar eclipse this weekend? Because I did and it was awesome, except that I couldn’t get a picture of it. But I could see the eclipse in the shadows of the tree leaves, like tiny unicorn hooves. The video shows it better than I could explain it:
Also, I noted in the comments that Victor doesn’t normally sound like that but that he was doing a caveman and then I had to go back and clarify that I meant that he was doing an impression of a caveman, not actually doing a caveman and that probably wasn’t a needed clarification but I was a little flustered because right after this a neighbor was walking by with a dog and they stared at me and I realized that I was crouched in the middle of the street, totally focused on making videos of the asphalt and so I was like, “DID YOU SEE THE ECLIPSE?” and pointed at the sun, which totally looked like a normal sun if you weren’t wearing the special glasses that let you stare directly at it. And he was like, “Um…no” and left very quickly and then I realized that I’d used the wrong word and for some reason had said “DID YOU SEE THE CYCLOPS?” while staring at the sun. Why did I say “cyclops”? No fucking idea.
Secondly, I very much appreciated the suggestions for horror movies and I am currently watching SLOTHERHOUSE, which is a sorority house slasher movie where the villain is an actual sloth and it is just awful, which I sort of love.
Third, I just shared something on my substack that you might need to read and it’s open to all. Also, let this graphic be a lesson to all of you of the importance of knowing when your title cuts off:
Spoiler: It was not a long tit.