What you should be reading in May

It’s May and I have two incredible books to tell you about.

The first is Real Americans by Rachel Khong and it’s my pick for the Fantastic Strangelings Book Club.

It’s an exhilarating novel of American identity that spans three generations in one family and asks, what makes us who we are? 

Real Americans begins on the precipice of Y2K in New York City, when twenty-two-year-old Lily Chen, an unpaid intern at a slick media company, meets Matthew. Matthew is everything Lily is not: easygoing and effortlessly attractive, a native East Coaster and, most notably, heir to a vast pharmaceutical empire. Lily couldn’t be more different: flat-broke, raised in Tampa, the only child of scientists who fled Mao’s Cultural Revolution. Despite all this, Lily and Matthew fall in love.

In 2021, fifteen-year-old Nick Chen has never felt like he belonged on the isolated Washington island where he lives with his single mother, Lily. He can’t shake the sense she’s hiding something. When Nick sets out to find his biological father, the journey threatens to raise more questions than answers.

Looking for something a little darker? Then I recommend Home is Where the Bodies Are by Jeneva Rose, my pick for the Nightmares from Nowhere Book Club.  

It has a great cover that I loved until my kid asked, “What’s that supposed to be?” because they’ve never seen a VHS tape and now I feel old. 

While going through their parent’s belongings, three siblings stumble upon a collection of home videos and decide to revisit those happier memories. However, the nostalgia is cut short when one of the VHS tapes reveals a night back in 1999 that none of them have any recollection of. On screen, their father appears covered in blood. What follows is a dead body and a pact between their parents to get rid of it, before the video abruptly ends. Beth, Nicole, and Michael must now decide whether to leave the past in the past or uncover the dark secret their mother took to her grave.

Need more than one book to get through the month? Here are a few new releases I enjoyed:

The Ministry of Time by Kaliane Bradley – A time travel romance, a speculative spy thriller, a workplace comedy, and an ingeniously constructed exploration of the nature of truth and power and the potential for love to change it.

 Lore Olympus: Volume 6 by Rachel Smythe. This graphic novel love story of two Greek gods—Hades and Persephone—brought to life with lavish artwork and an irresistible contemporary voice is now on volume 6 and I am addicted.  Feel free to judge me.  I own every volume. 

Spitting Gold by Carmella Lowkis – A deliciously haunting debut set in 19th-century Paris , blending gothic mystery with romance as two estranged sisters—celebrated (and fraudulent) spirit mediums—come back together for one last con. 

A Haunted Girl – This graphic novel collects the first 4 issues of a paranormal comic about teenage girl struggling with mental illness who is also responsible for the fate of all life on earth.  It’s volume one so it’s unfinished, but a promising start.

PS. The discussion thread for The Fellowship of Puzzlemakers is open, but if you don’t do facebook I’ll leave my thoughts in the comments.

What book is calling to you this month?

Random things

Yesterday I saw our yard squirrels running in circles in our yard and I said, “Oh my god, those squirrels are fucking nuts” and Victor said, “No, baby, those squirrels are storing nuts” and I laughed much longer than I should have.

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At the bookstore I overheard a woman who dropped her books yell, “Oh hell’s taint!

It is now my new favorite phrase and I will be using it daily.

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Sharing this drawing on my substack because it’s reminding me that nothing lasts forever and that my depression (that always seems like it will never end) always passes. I’m worth waiting for. So are you.

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It’s May and my xmas tree is still up. New personal record? Not even close.

It’s Friday!

It’s Friday and that means it’s time for you to sneak into my office so we can look at the videos I saved for you this month. COME ON:

Happy weekend, friends.

Well as long as it’s convenient

We had blackouts in our neighborhood every few hours the past few days and so when it all came back on yesterday I spent hours trying to reset everything in the house to get the internet to come back up because Victor is out of town and whenever he leaves things stop working properly and I become accidentally Amish almost immediately. I finally got my computer to work again and decided that I guess I can just live without tv and then I found this on my door this morning.

*sigh*

There’s a special day just for celebrating Independent Bookstores and the people who love them? Yes, Virginia, there is. And it’s this Saturday. Wow, this is a long title. I should stop now.

Y’ALL.

This Saturday is INDEPENDENT BOOKSTORE DAY and Nowhere Bookshop is cordially inviting you to come and visit and celebrate with us. (There’s extra parking behind the store if needed.)

Why should you come?

First off, there will be a golden ticket hidden somewhere in the store on Saturday and the first lucky person who finds it will win a year’s worth of audiobooks from Libro.fm. “Do audiobooks count as real books?” YES THEY FUCKING DO.

Stop at our bar and cafe for cupcakes and snacks and we’ll also be making our special sparkly lavender lemonade and pink prosecco rosé.

Exclusive book merch is available Saturday (including the blackwing pencils which I don’t know what those are but people are very excited about them?):

And cool in-store giveaways:

And I had 75 of my drawings printed up (double-sided) on heavy card stock that I’m signing and tucking into my books on the shelf.

They look fuzzy in the image because I suck at taking pictures but I assure you, they’re pristine and gorgeous. If there are any left over I’ll tuck them into book orders that come through online.

In fact, we going to be tucking little surprises into any orders that come in from our website this weekend because I know we have friends and fans all over who can’t make it. So maybe you’ll get a Nowhere medal or sticker or magnet or an advance copy of a book we’re excited about. WHO THE HELL KNOWS? IT’S CHAOS. (And you can order personalized copies of my book here and I will happily implicate you in a crime or draw a picture of a giant metal chicken in your book, if requested. We mail all over the world.)

AND we’re going to give one lucky person who signs up to be a new subscriber to one of our book clubs on this weekend 6 months free! (Do you know about our book clubs where we send you books right to your house? There’s Fantastic Strangelings (weird and wonderful), Nightmares from Nowhere (horror), Happy Endings (romance) and the Little Bitty Book Club (picture books). I pick the books for the first two and I apologize in advance for the weird emails you’ll be getting from me. I think we also need to start a YA bookclub and a graphic novel bookclub too but that’s all in the future. Or a manga book club. OR A WITCHY BOOKCLUB. Sorry. I’ll stop. I got overwhelmed.) Click here to join us or find out more about our clubs.

Come see us!

PS. If you see me, don’t ever be afraid to say hi. I fact, always say hi unless I’m actively peeing or crying. Basically if no liquids are coming out of me you should say hi. Also, I have a hearing problem and ADHD so feel free to throw something at me if I seem like I didn’t hear you. Something soft, I mean. Not like a chair or a drink. Unless it’s really necessary. Use your best judgement.

PPS. If the cat/possum drawing is too small for you you can order a bigger size on the same heavy card stock right here.

PPPS. If you’re not in San Antonio go check out your local indie bookstore because there are celebrations happening all around the world on Saturday and it can be hard out there for an indie bookshop these days. Your support keeps us all going. Because of you we’ve been able to make a safe and welcoming place for people to gather and read and learn and grow. I’m so lucky I get to be a part of it. Thank you.

This isn’t a real post but if you have something you want to plug you should definitely read it.

Once or twice a year I open up slots for people advertise on my blog and today is that day! I don’t use ad networks or pop-ups because they’re annoying so instead I just offer flat-rate sidebar ads to anyone with something cool that needs attention. My sweet advertisers pay the bills that keep this blog running so please go to my righthand sidebar and give them a visit because I adore them.

Want in? Text ads on my righthand sidebar are $100 a month (payable through paypal). They are first come-first served and they fill up quickly, so email me at advertising@thebloggess.com if you want in and I’ll personally walk you through the details. Also, I realize ad networks are reading this and will email me to tell me that I am under-pricing myself and need to use them but please don’t. I intentionally do this so that my sidebar is full of real people and their dreams and not a bunch of ads for casinos and vape pens and scammers using photographs stolen from real artists to sell knockoffs. Also, people always ask if I accept ads for books that aren’t mine. I totally do. I fucking love books.

Graphic sidebar ads (like the one for Dead Boy Detectives on the right) are sometimes available for $300- $700 depending on size and placement. (And in case you’re wondering…Instagram or sponsored posts are available but they start at $5k and I only do them for products I personally love, so it’s very rare.)

And if you happen to have something special that you want more eyes on but you can’t afford $100 a month just leave a link to whatever you’re proud of in the comments so we can all see it. A blog, a substack, your art, a charity, something you love…whatever you think needs attention.