No. No. Nope. ALL THE NOPES.

If you’ve been here long enough you know I have a terrific fear of anything tentacled, and that I’m fairly certain giant squids will one day take over the world. This isn’t helping: We’re not even safe on land, you guys.  I don’t even trust the toilet anymore at this point.

An open letter to the people sitting next to me at the movie theater who won’t shut the fuck up

(Disclaimer: There are no real spoilers here because *I’m* not an asshole.) Dear woman sitting next to me while I watched Avatar: What. the fuck. is wrong with you? I can only assume that your husband is both deaf and moronic because I can’t think of any other reason why else you would feel theContinue reading “An open letter to the people sitting next to me at the movie theater who won’t shut the fuck up”

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