I don’t even know how to spell the thing that I’m going to do to myself but I still feel good about it so don’t freak me out, okay?

So if you read here you already know that I deal with a host of mental issues and you can probably tell that it’s gotten a bit worse lately and that sucks.  I go to sleep not knowing if I’ll wake up depressed or “normal” and when I do feel normal I’m so damn jealousContinue reading “I don’t even know how to spell the thing that I’m going to do to myself but I still feel good about it so don’t freak me out, okay?”

Ow.

I recovered from the flu (HELL YES) just in time to have debilitating lower back spasms (WTF?) and after a few days of pretending it wasn’t real I finally went to the doctor and she gave me muscle relaxers and made me go to a “sports therapy doctor” and that seemed weird because I don’tContinue reading “Ow.”

My body is a deadly weapon. Usually just to myself but today it’s really going the extra mile.

I’m too tired to type so here’s what’s happening now: View this post on Instagram Are you fucking serious right now? A post shared by Jenny Lawson (@thebloggess) on Jan 22, 2018 at 4:09pm PST Have you had this flu?  If so, what helped? Going to sleep on the couch and have fever dreams now.  PleaseContinue reading “My body is a deadly weapon. Usually just to myself but today it’s really going the extra mile.”

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