WELCOME TO NEW CANADA, BITCHES.

So last night I couldn’t sleep so I became the President. Hang on. Let me share the events as they unfolded, live: [protected-iframe id=”c91383a2724db743ef5e757d0115ba32-58006636-1561224″ info=”//storify.com/TheBloggess/i-am-the-best-president-canada-has-ever-had/embed?header=false&border=false” width=”100%” height=”750″][View the story “I am the best President Canada has ever had.” on Storify] (I can’t figure out how to make the whole story appear here so you haveContinue reading “WELCOME TO NEW CANADA, BITCHES.”

Mama Paquita: “Why would a baby need a sombrero?” and other problematic questions.

This isn’t a real post.  It was a rambling email I was writing to my sister and then it sort of got away from me and so I decided to flesh it out and share it here because maybe we weren’t the only ones who were taught this song in school.  You can ignore it ifContinue reading “Mama Paquita: “Why would a baby need a sombrero?” and other problematic questions.”

For Japan

This post isn’t really a funny one and I apologize for that but it needs to be said so just bear with me a minute, okay? I love Japan.  I’m not much of a traveler so it’s the only far-off place I’ve ever been and it holds a special place in my heart.  If you’veContinue reading “For Japan”

I’m sending him a men’s 2X though because I don’t even think the Pope could pull off a baby-doll cut.

I’m supposed to be writing my weekly wrap-up but I’m too sleepy so instead I just made a t-shirt to send to the Pope so that he’s aware that James Garfield needs to be named the Patron Saint of Accidental Miracles. Then I went to look up the Pope’s mailing address and this popped up:Continue reading “I’m sending him a men’s 2X though because I don’t even think the Pope could pull off a baby-doll cut.”

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