marketing done right – The Bloggess

This is not a real post but if you have something you want more eyes on you probably need to read it.

Once or twice a year I open up slots for anyone to advertise on my blog and today is that day! I don’t use ad networks or pop-ups any of that stuff because it’s confusing and annoying so instead I just offer flat-rate sidebar ads to anyone with something cool that needs attention. Text adsContinue reading “This is not a real post but if you have something you want more eyes on you probably need to read it.”

Storyworth

This is an ad but I only do ads for things I legitimately adore and Storyworth is 100% one of those places. It is probably the best present I have ever given and if you haven’t used it yet then let me convince you because I desperately wish I could go back in time andContinue reading “Storyworth”

I’m bringing lazy back. Yep.

Let me just start by saying that this is a sponsored post but it’s still totally worth reading because I’m giving shit away and I just became a dress designer. Sort of. Okay, so you already know how much I love eShakti. Pretty much every time you ever see me I’m wearing a dress fromContinue reading “I’m bringing lazy back. Yep.”

AND IT HAS POCKETS

Random stranger: I love your dress. me: Thank you! *don’t say it* *don’t say it* *don’t say it* IT HAS POCKETS! *** This is me every damn day and if you’ve ever seen me at a reading you’ve probably watched me do this exact thing. Then I say that I got the dress at eShaktiContinue reading “AND IT HAS POCKETS”

Don’t drink out of toilets. That’s the lesson I learned on this trip.

First off: This is a sponsored post and I’m telling you now because it seems shitty to read a whole post and then at the end get a “HEY, THIS IS AN AD” but you should read this one because at the end one of you will win a shitload of money because the sponsor isContinue reading “Don’t drink out of toilets. That’s the lesson I learned on this trip.”

GIVE ME THIS CAR, CADILLAC. YOU WILL ALMOST CERTAINLY NOT REGRET IT.

So. Last night I picked up Hailey from her stage make-up classes and this week they did zombies and serial killers and – because my car has fallen for every zombie trope available – it immediately went dead and stranded me there with a bunch of undead children. Victor came to jump me off (notContinue reading “GIVE ME THIS CAR, CADILLAC. YOU WILL ALMOST CERTAINLY NOT REGRET IT.”