AND IT HAS POCKETS

Random stranger: I love your dress. me:  Thank you! *don’t say it* *don’t say it* *don’t say it* IT HAS POCKETS! *** This is me every damn day and if you’ve ever seen me at a reading you’ve probably watched me do this exact thing.  Then I say that I got the dress at eShaktiContinue reading “AND IT HAS POCKETS”

GIVE ME THIS CAR, CADILLAC. YOU WILL ALMOST CERTAINLY NOT REGRET IT.

So.  Last night I picked up Hailey from her stage make-up classes and this week they did zombies and serial killers and – because my car has fallen for every zombie trope available – it immediately went dead and stranded me there with a bunch of undead children. Victor came to jump me off (notContinue reading “GIVE ME THIS CAR, CADILLAC. YOU WILL ALMOST CERTAINLY NOT REGRET IT.”

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