Actual pitch I just received from a marketer: We’re fans of your blog, and we especially love your realistic perspective and experience with beauty products. We’re hoping you might be interested in trying our latest skincare discovery and reviewing it on your blog. In only 14 days, you’ll see a significant improvement in the textureContinue reading “Reason # 876 why marketers should read my blog *before* pitching me”
Category Archives: The baby is fine
Where were you during the zombie apocalypse?
Today is Sunday which means it’s time for the weekly wrap-up but I’m going to put that off until tomorrow. Instead I’m going to give you a small taste of what happened yesterday when I decided that we should all act out an impromptu 15 minute zombie apocalypse on twitter and literally thousands of zombieContinue reading “Where were you during the zombie apocalypse?”
I’m way too whiney to think of a witty title for this right now.
So the other day I cut through the park on the way to an appointment when I see these babies and I’m like Oh my God, those are the cutest babies ever but where are their parents and OH HOLY SHIT. THAT BABY IS TOTALLY EATING THAT OTHER BABY’S BRAIN. And that’s when I’m all “Fuck.Continue reading “I’m way too whiney to think of a witty title for this right now.”
UPDATED: This is a whole post explaining why this post is not funny at all
Remember last year when I wrote that post about mistaking a photo of premature baby feet for delicious raspberry gummi bears and people saw the photo and thought I’d posted a picture of dismembered baby feet and so I had to go back and clarify that the baby was totally fine and I was all “Seriously guys, noContinue reading “UPDATED: This is a whole post explaining why this post is not funny at all”
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