Category Archives: weekly reruns

Last week my parents came to visit and I took them to a ranch that is filled with miles of Christmas lights and it was awesome except that a large part of it was electrified Bible stuff so my religious dad was very excited but the rest of us aren’t really religious so it mostlyContinue reading “Hi, I’m a heathen.”

First off, a quick update on the 2019 Bloggess Calendar: you guys have raised over $1,400 that will be donated to Project Night Night to help them provide comfort packages (a tote bag, blanket, a stuffed animal and a book) to children experiencing homelessness, and I am so incredibly grateful! If you still need oneContinue reading “It’s coming!”

I did a load of laundry but I forgot to put it in the dryer for a few days and I was afraid I would dry that mildewy smell into it so I ran the wash again but then I forgot to put it in the dryer again and it had only been a dayContinue reading “My washing machine is mainly used to remind me how bad I am at housekeeping.”

I can’t stop watching this and every time I end up laughing until I cry as Hailey and I scream “LILY!” at each other and I think you need to watch it too: View this post on Instagram how many kids do y’all want? A post shared by @ jokeyhoe on Oct 4, 2018 atContinue reading “Lily is all of us. Also we’re the person yelling at Lily. Also we might be the mud. Hard to say at this point.”

This week Victor attempted to get me into gaming by buying an Oculus Go (a sort of stand-alone virtual reality goggle thing that you can play games on) and I have to admit that I was totally sucked in to all of the horror/mystery apps and promptly got lost in a bunch of VR hauntedContinue reading “Virtual reality is scarier than reality and I managed to mortify myself there just as much as real life.”

Hailey asked me what I’d choose to have squirt out of my finger on demand if I had the choice of any liquid and I thought vodka would be good but a bottle of vodka lasts me forever so instead I went with gasoline and Hailey said that would taste terrible but then I explainedContinue reading ““What would you choose to have squirt out of your finger?””