Note: This post isn’t going to make a lot of sense because I wrote it and it was more than usually inappropriate so at the bottom I said (for this post only) I would delete it if anyone asked me to and someone did so the redacted parts contain stuff that I swear to God is probably notContinue reading “Disney World is a lie (now less offensive)”
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A letter to my very anal husband who is asleep in the other room
Hi. I know. The weird pattern in the butter dish, right? By now you’ve surely discovered it and are probably freaking out. Well, last night I discovered that if I make eggos I can skip the butter knife and just drop the waffle in the butter tub. It’s awesome. Except that the hot waffle melts a weird pattern in the butter likeContinue reading “A letter to my very anal husband who is asleep in the other room”
Fooling technorati and other award-winning junk
So according to technorati, this is what my blog is all about: I was feeling really crappy about this “review” but then a friend pointed out that this was mostly just from the tags I use on each of my posts so starting today…new and improved tags. (See above.) I’m taking suggestions for others. ******************* Overheard in a full elevatorContinue reading “Fooling technorati and other award-winning junk”
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