UPDATED: Weasel algebra

February 15, 2012

If you don’t know who Juanita Weasel is yet then click here. Then come back. Ready? Awesome.

My friend Ruth made this for me and it’s so fantastic I can’t not share it:

And that is the math of Juanita Weasel. Also, several of you have asked if there’s a blank Juanita template you can use to create your own version of a screaming weasel. Answer: Of course there is. Click here, sweet things.

UPDATED: If you’re not on twitter you are missing the amazing awesomeness of a juanita meme that just keeps on giving. I can’t even keep up with all the bad-ass Juanita renditions so if you made on, leave a link in the comments here so the world can enjoy. As a small token of my thanks for making me laugh my ass off, one of you will get a free Juanita poster. Either the safe-for-work one, or the profanity-laden version. Your choice.

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1 Lisa February 15, 2012 at 5:08 pm: I love you. That’s all
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2 jacqui February 15, 2012 at 5:08 pm: Isn’t it great to have awesome friends?
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3 Amanda February 15, 2012 at 5:09 pm: Juanita is my new favourite anything ever.
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4 Jeff Clough February 15, 2012 at 5:09 pm: With all the taxidermied friends you have, I think you need to create a “Cast of Characters” page with photos, names and links to the back stories. You’re one marmot and an ex-parrot away from Doonesbury levels of confusion.
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5 Amy February 15, 2012 at 5:09 pm: Weasel math might just e the best math ever. Definitely better than calculus.
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6 Amanda February 15, 2012 at 5:10 pm: Looooove it.

Now we need Copernicus maths, for sure.
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7 Kami February 15, 2012 at 5:10 pm: I love you and your weaselly goodness. Thank you for just being you.
8 Caroline @ Pink Basil February 15, 2012 at 5:10 pm: Those souffle’s are fucking tricky, even for a living weasel. Juanita should stick with baking muffins instead.
9 Sedge February 15, 2012 at 5:11 pm: Yes! Weasel math is my next college major.
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10 steph February 15, 2012 at 5:12 pm: You seriously are one of the funniest people I have ever not met. You had my office in stitches yesterday. Please never stop writing. And bringing fits of ridiculous laughter and smirks and smiles to my life.
11 tamaratattles February 15, 2012 at 5:12 pm: Oh Juanita, what is not to love.
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12 Bodaciousboomer February 15, 2012 at 5:12 pm: It’s a good friend who knows you that well. Fabulous!
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13 Cindy Reed February 15, 2012 at 5:12 pm: You are so good to us, The Bloggess.
14 Kim February 15, 2012 at 5:13 pm: I think you need to make a whole arithmetic workbook with Juanita. I would buy it. Absolutely.
15 hogsatemysister February 15, 2012 at 5:13 pm: We think the template and sexy dress Juanita is wearing are going to be a BIG problem with Newt.

His trousers are on the move again…

Maybe just tell him to “get stuffed”.

And take him to your taxidermist?
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16 Cindy Reed February 15, 2012 at 5:13 pm: You are so good to us, The Bloggess
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17 MIGurl February 15, 2012 at 5:13 pm: Thank you! It’s been a rough day here and you made me laugh!
18 Bon February 15, 2012 at 5:14 pm: Finally!
Math I can grok.
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19 Wendy February 15, 2012 at 5:14 pm: I just can’t say often enough how much you crack my shit up.
20 Elizabeth @ Bella Vita February 15, 2012 at 5:14 pm: I never thought I could love a taxidermied weasel this much.
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21 M. Dunham February 15, 2012 at 5:14 pm: Every Juanita post leaves me in stitches. My fiancée just shakes his head and walks away.
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22 Aging Gal February 15, 2012 at 5:15 pm: Bow to the Bloggess, then Check out another funny blog…
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23 Kari February 15, 2012 at 5:15 pm: OMG! I love you! RUINED!
24 Jenn February 15, 2012 at 5:15 pm: Hahahahahaha. This is awesome.
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25 Jenn3128 February 15, 2012 at 5:16 pm: I got an e-mail from Zazzle that my apron will be shipping today! YIPEE! I can’t wait to cook with Juanita!
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26 Karen Sanders February 15, 2012 at 5:16 pm: This is my pose of the day. I’m very bad at math though. I’m so glad you have Ruth!
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27 Valerie February 15, 2012 at 5:17 pm: It took me a dry erase board, a laser pointer and a team of dogs dressed as lab rats for me to get this joke.. Maybe I should stop bleaching my hair…. Or maybe I like dressing up dogs in rat costumes. ;o)
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28 Melissa February 15, 2012 at 5:17 pm: The equation is missing one thing, however.

Your essential whimsicalness Or your penchant for whimsey. Or whiskey. Something like that.
29 lisahgolden February 15, 2012 at 5:18 pm: The best laugh I’ve had all day. Plus I can use this algebra to bother the math teacher I sleep with.
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30 thinkellen February 15, 2012 at 5:18 pm: You’ve left out:
“- Soufflé”
=P
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31 Wub Boo Mummy February 15, 2012 at 5:20 pm: I fricken love your weasel. I think that pic needs to be my screensaver.
32 Laura February 15, 2012 at 5:20 pm: I must admit that we played with the jpeg in the original post, and Juanita’s been hanging – with her original “scream” – in my laundry room for 2 days. I can’t wait till my mother comes next week and has to pass her to go to the bathroom. You and Juanita rock!
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33 rachael February 15, 2012 at 5:20 pm: Hi. Larious.
34 Chelsie February 15, 2012 at 5:21 pm: I have a feeling a screencap of this whole fucking post will find it’s way to Pinterest soon. File that under “Really Cool Shit.”
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35 Robin February 15, 2012 at 5:24 pm: Juanita might feel better if she had a suitor. Or would Juanita have a beau?
36 Michelle February 15, 2012 at 5:24 pm: Ha! I love Juanita!
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37 Katy February 15, 2012 at 5:25 pm: That is so beautiful
38 Teresa Hill February 15, 2012 at 5:28 pm: Blank Juanita weasel templates for all!

BTW, Bloggess, I so appreciated your I Love You and marriage proposal on Valentine’s Day. You’re the first girl who ever proposed to me. I’m honored.
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39 Ashley Pratt February 15, 2012 at 5:28 pm: I’m thinking gospel music. Praise Jesus! Or any other jump-up-and-down music.
40 Rachel February 15, 2012 at 5:30 pm: Everything about Juanita (and you) makes me happy. You have seriously cracked my shit up every day this week. Also, I sent Juanita’s picture as a valentine yesterday, it was perfect! Thanks!
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41 Pish Posh February 15, 2012 at 5:30 pm: God Juanita really is a woman of all occasions!!

That expression pretty much covers everything but depressed.

Also, it reminds me of Allie Brosh
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42 Casey February 15, 2012 at 5:33 pm: I love Juanita the Weasel. She reminds me of my grandma in that apron. My grandma is also named Juanita, which make me think I may need to do some Photoshop magic of my own.
43 Leah Adams February 15, 2012 at 5:36 pm: Oh, I love people who are “bad” influences on me!
44 Mike February 15, 2012 at 5:36 pm: I made this for you because you said I could and also I want to be you:

http://tinyurl.com/6urqrcs
45 Kernut the Blond February 15, 2012 at 5:38 pm: AHAHAHAAAA!! You and your new assistant are geniuses!
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46 wendy February 15, 2012 at 5:39 pm: Considering how much I hate math, I’m surprised how much I LOVE this!! And Juanita totally reminds me of my fifth grade math teacher. Freaky!
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47 Heather February 15, 2012 at 5:40 pm: Juanita’s spirit has appeared re-entered the world via my massive angst week. I’ve been making this face ALL DAY.
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48 meg. February 15, 2012 at 5:41 pm: I don’t think anyone could ever top the souffle’, but thank you! I’m going to print these up and leave them randomly around the house.
49 Denise February 15, 2012 at 5:42 pm: I really don’t think I could love Juanita more
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50 Hikeezy February 15, 2012 at 5:48 pm: Holy sweet mahatma, she cooks AND she teaches me Math!!
Love yah Juanita!!
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51 Jaime February 15, 2012 at 5:52 pm: I don’t think I will ever not laugh at that picture. Also, I’m not entirely sure that sentence makes sense. Juanita’s ruined souffle is funny, is what I’m saying.
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52 Brett Minor February 15, 2012 at 5:57 pm: So how many dead animals do you have in your house now? I have to say my favorite is still the wolf skin. I would kill to have one of those. Of course, I guess a wolf HAS to die in order for anyone to have one, but still.

I would do it myself, but I don’t think the skin would look as good afterward. I can’t even cut a straight line with scissors.
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53 missbanshee February 15, 2012 at 6:01 pm: I’ve been shoving the Juanita posts in my friends’ faces for two days. “READ THESE READ READ READ AND REJOICE!!!” I even made the cats read them. Also I’m making the cats some pinafores, because CLEARLY I’ve been lax in that department. You are made of magic and taxidermied rodents, Jenny.
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54 Christine February 15, 2012 at 6:06 pm: Last night I tried to explain to my husband why Wil Wheaton was awesome for collating paper and how Juanita screaming “Khaaaaaan!” was an appropriate way to say “Thank you.” His response was: “That woman sounds dangerous; I think I’d be afraid for you if you ever met her.” Either he doesn’t get it, or he understands it so much better than anybody else.
55 Stephanie C | Seriously? Really?? Seriously? February 15, 2012 at 6:08 pm: The weasel makes a good pleading expression.

I find that works with the New Husband sometimes.

That is all.

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56 Angela February 15, 2012 at 6:10 pm: PLEASE tell me you’re going on the Daily Show when your book comes out. This would make my life complete.
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57 Jodie February 15, 2012 at 6:11 pm: The only math I can finally use.
58 Gigi February 15, 2012 at 6:19 pm: Totally awesome!

(oops, I let the 80′s girl slide in there, didn’t I?)
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59 Becky February 15, 2012 at 6:25 pm: If only in-laws were so easy to stuff.
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60 Sj February 15, 2012 at 6:32 pm: My thoughts exactly! Brilliant!
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61 Marti February 15, 2012 at 6:32 pm: That is just brilliant. And I’m not sure if I should be excited or frightened that it is the only math I understand.
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62 Jessica S. February 15, 2012 at 6:32 pm: You just get more awesome with every post. Thanks for the face-splitting grin that this post pushed my face into.
63 edie February 15, 2012 at 6:41 pm: Thank you. Oh dear god, thank you.
My week has been one Juanita moment after another.
Now, she is my nook wallpaper… patiently waiting for your book release.

and if I drink enough wine, maybe she will convince me to bake a motherfucking souffle.
64 Haley @ thedistractedblogger February 15, 2012 at 6:50 pm: You make my face happy!
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65 Jenny@vegetarianhatesvegetables February 15, 2012 at 6:53 pm: Jenny, any word from PETA on this? I can only imagine what those crazies would have to say
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66 Rebeccah February 15, 2012 at 7:03 pm: I’m a math dumb ass and even I can get this one! So excited for weasel algebra!!!
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67 Meredith Bland February 15, 2012 at 7:11 pm: JUANITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

(Just so you know, I am looking back at her making the same face…………….ours is a love that is forbidding and surprisingly stiff, but real all the same……….)
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68 Rea February 15, 2012 at 7:16 pm: Thank you!! I’m having a rough week (need to call the doctor and re-evaluate my meds, kind of week), and between weasel math and the laugh Wil Wheaton’s Juanita photo request got from my geeky husband I’m sporting a semi-smile!
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69 Heather February 15, 2012 at 7:21 pm: I think I need tutoring. Or maybe the first part of your equation is an otter. One or the other. Whatever.
70 Becky February 15, 2012 at 7:23 pm: Cant. Stop. Giggling. Also, if this had been a word problem on my GRE, I might have had a better score!
71 XLMIC February 15, 2012 at 7:23 pm: I would love to see Juanita in a little Romanian leotard…à la Nadia Comaneci circa 1976. She looks like she just nailed the perfect dismount. After discovering the ruined soufflé.
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72 Erin @ Brownie Bites February 15, 2012 at 7:31 pm: Oh the possibilities!
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73 Birdman February 15, 2012 at 7:31 pm: Oh, is this what all the guys are talking about when they go on about Wicked Weasels?
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74 Nemukins February 15, 2012 at 7:39 pm: Until now, I never “got” New Math.

I thought it was awful teachers in grade school, turns out they weren’t up on their Weasel Math.
75 Anna February 15, 2012 at 7:45 pm: this is awesome. also – somewhat – a lot of people + the internet + too much time
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76 Maureen February 15, 2012 at 7:56 pm: If I had Juanita math when I was in high school, my career path would have been so wonderfully different.

Also, will there be a “Cooking with Juanita” book to go along with the apron? The armadillo cake would be a great start. Or real armadillo. Either/or. I’m open to experimenting with my food.
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77 Gretchen SB February 15, 2012 at 7:56 pm: How Victor could have ever doubted that you and Juanita Weasel were destined to be together is beyond me! Juanita Weasel + you = never-ending hilarity!
78 lala February 15, 2012 at 8:12 pm: You get a A in organic chemistry too!
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79 Jack@TheJackB February 15, 2012 at 8:34 pm: It is a good thing that I have been helping my son with his 5th grade math because that is like priming the pump for understanding this. Juanita’s best role has been her bit as Shatner. Loved that.
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80 Kathleen February 15, 2012 at 8:43 pm: I love this kind of math. Thanks for the meme Juanita. If I weren’t as technology challenged as I am math challenged, I would be able to figure out how to use it….
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81 NewMommyConfessions (@NewMommyConfess) February 15, 2012 at 8:53 pm: Yay! Memes! Lord knows I need more of those. Definitely of the awesome dead animal variety. The apron wins the internets.
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82 Kris February 15, 2012 at 8:55 pm: I thought your title said “Weed Algebra”.

Dammit.
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83 joni February 15, 2012 at 8:57 pm: This new caption popped into my head….
HOLY SHITSNACKS, get off my tail!
84 Teresa February 15, 2012 at 9:02 pm: This would have been the best clue in the Concentration game show, anytime, ever.
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85 Maggie February 15, 2012 at 9:10 pm: Okay. I already had a secret love affair with you. Well, not really so secret. I’m forever telling people about you and your hilarity and sending them links to your blog. My husband thinks that you and I (and consequently he and Victor) were separated at birth. Me sending you to people is actually a very good barometer. If they laugh, they are awesome. If they don’t, they are clueless doinks who wouldn’t know what funny was even if it smacked them in the balls. Wow…I digress. The point of this post was to tell you that now I’m in love with Ruth too.
86 bbns February 15, 2012 at 9:16 pm: Did you make the apron/clothes, or did you buy them at Weasel Sonoma?
87 a February 15, 2012 at 9:31 pm: I came to say that while I have no need to create my own screaming weasel (or maybe I just lack creativity. Whatever), I appreciate your commenters and their abilities…but then I saw the comment about Copernicus math. Now I’m scared to contemplate what that might involve.
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88 Minnesota Red February 15, 2012 at 9:43 pm: My friend and I drive to a place in Minnesota called Eveleth where they have a huge celebration on July 4th with a clown band that marches around squirting beer on everybody. Now I wish there could be a weasel band squirting hard liquor on everybody. I might have to make my own parade and rain on it.

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89 Mayor Gia February 15, 2012 at 9:45 pm: hahaah I’m a big fan of equations. This is awesome.
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90 meg February 15, 2012 at 9:51 pm: Hubby’s submission for a Will Wheaton type answer .. MY TRICORDER BATTERIES HAVE DIIIIIIIIIIIIIED!
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91 Joi_the_Artist February 15, 2012 at 9:53 pm: As soon as I saw Juanita, I knew what she was saying. http://twitpic.com/8ki8lp
92 meg February 15, 2012 at 9:57 pm: I so need to add to my collection of Jenny purchased goodness & get a Juanita apron.. because, this motherfucking soufflé is ruined!
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93 Maura @ Eve Was Partially Right February 15, 2012 at 9:58 pm: I request a tableau with Juanita, the mongoose, and the cobra. And Ferris Mewler touching one or all of them inappropriately.
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94 WilyGuy February 15, 2012 at 10:21 pm: Sweet Mother of All that is Weasel… that is awesomeness…

WG
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95 Jet Harrington February 15, 2012 at 10:52 pm: Please make this a card on zazzle. I will buy it. Fanfuckingtastic. Thank you. Just thank you so much.
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96 Sharon Wachsler February 15, 2012 at 11:11 pm: Oh. Em. Gee. I have been having such a suckacious time lately, but tonight all your wonderful minions have made me furiously happy. (Is there a “Bloggess Nation” TM yet? Because there should be.) I am laughing so hard at all the fabulous Juanita pics you’ve been tweeting. I still have a migraine, but I don’t mind it nearly as much! Please, please keep them coming. So far I think Platoon wins, but they’re all really good. (And so much better than anything I could come up with.)
p.s. i agree that juanita totally needs to have a weasel-sized red dress. for realz.
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97 Sedge February 15, 2012 at 11:16 pm: Go a step further and turn it into a t-shirt. Top seller!
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98 Kim@Amommaly February 15, 2012 at 11:37 pm: Me(yelling, 2nd grade math homework balled in flailing fist)
“This is ridiculous. I don’t get how you don’t get this! That’s it. I am sending your teacher a note in the morning. Clearly, what you need is a taxidermied weasel. Blue Ribbon my ASS!”
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99 AJ February 15, 2012 at 11:59 pm: At first I was mad because I have a paper that I’m supposed to write about learning and diversity, but this picture is distracting. But then I realized this picture has all kinds of learning: math, science, maybe even some home-ec. So thank you for not only distracting me, but providing justification for my distraction.
100 Franny February 16, 2012 at 12:15 am: It was my understanding that there would be no math. But math like this, count me in! I am pretty sure in my house that Juanita is yelling, “Shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut uuuuuuuuuuuuup!” to all the racket her sweet little weasels are making upstairs.
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101 Cheryl D. February 16, 2012 at 12:41 am: Wow, 3 posts in 3 days–all about a stuffed weasel! Gotta love it!
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102 Claire February 16, 2012 at 1:03 am: STELLA!!!!
103 Maria from sweden February 16, 2012 at 1:32 am: Dear Jenny. No one would be more happy (and buy willing) than me if you could to a Juanita – ornament that could be worn as a necklace. I LOVE JUANITA. And I love you. Would wear it all the time. Hugs from sweden!
104 daisy February 16, 2012 at 1:46 am: OMG This has literally made my morning! Juanita is fabulous darling! Lol! Thank you for making me smile x
105 lindsey cole February 16, 2012 at 3:17 am: I freaking love it, and I freaking love YOU! Thank you for existing
106 MikeRich February 16, 2012 at 3:48 am: Any chance of getting Juanita on to a small grassy knoll? I really want to check out her potential as the lead in a taxidermied version of ‘The Sound of Music’.
107 Jenna February 16, 2012 at 3:57 am: I haven’t stopped laughing yet. I think I want a juanita more than I want a beyonce
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108 Shannon February 16, 2012 at 6:05 am: Ruth is a good friend!
109 Kaitlyn February 16, 2012 at 6:11 am: I love how many entries can be generated by a single Weasel. Awesome.
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110 Heather February 16, 2012 at 6:34 am: That is exactly the kind of math I would have understood in school! Practical, graphical, enjoyable. I bet if Mr. N– had used weasel math I would have passed the first time through!
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111 Ginny February 16, 2012 at 6:43 am: I thought about making a meme of Juanita as newly minted Darth Vader from the end of episode III, and then remembered that I am a failure at photoshop… but I just wanted to let you know I thought about it, and it’s the thought that counts. Or at least that’s what other lazy people with no artistic talent have told me…
112 Vivian February 16, 2012 at 7:19 am: Love modern times we have replaced paper doll dressing with computerised weasel dressing.
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113 Jessica H February 16, 2012 at 7:35 am: Your posts and tweets recently have helped me in a time where depression has really had the upper hand. Thank you for being you; hilarious, strong and beautiful. You remind me that it isn’t always darkness and it does get better. <3
114 Lynnea Taylor February 16, 2012 at 7:44 am: For you and your little weasel too:

http://mindmoss.blogspot.com/2012/02/juanita-weasel-for-bloggess.html
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115 kelly February 16, 2012 at 7:45 am: Can someone PLEASE stitch all these version of Juanita together so I can have the perfect desktop background!! One Juanita is good but all of them…how would I get any work done as I gaze on her beauty.
116 Mau Sadicoff February 16, 2012 at 7:52 am: She’s clearly looking for Kyle.
117 Anne February 16, 2012 at 7:52 am: Juanita Weasel finally gets her revenge:

https://twitter.com/#!/Jill0fAllTrades/status/170007731401539584/photo/1
118 Deanna February 16, 2012 at 7:56 am: I cannot properly express how much Juanita inspires me.
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119 River Vox February 16, 2012 at 7:56 am: Good morning,

Here is Juanita Adele:

http://www.mobypicture.com/user/River_Vox/view/12035037

I think she would also make a lovely Evita or Maria Von Trapp.
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120 Marcy February 16, 2012 at 7:58 am: @maureen Never eat armadillo. It’s a great way to get Hansen’s Disease aka leprosy. #thingsyoulearngrowingupinTexas
121 Jennifer February 16, 2012 at 7:59 am: Now showing on the great white way….

https://twitter.com/#!/wellije/status/170142897264541697
122 Bon Dotts February 16, 2012 at 8:01 am: Looks like Juanita and Charlie Sheen crossed paths in the 80′s. http://t.co/CQXh1VDs
123 plaidfox February 16, 2012 at 8:01 am: http://flic.kr/p/buvqC8

Juanita Weasel helps her good buddy William Shatner express his rage.

The End.

P.S. Are we allowed to submit more than one photo for the blood bath, I mean competition?
124 Jenny the bloggess February 16, 2012 at 8:02 am: I love you people. Submit as many as you want.
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125 Barbara February 16, 2012 at 8:03 am: I’m primarily a weight loss blogger and that darling weasel captures my frustration perfectly. Here’s the Flickr link for what I did with her….planning a post around Juanita later today.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/63660280@N08/6883789607/
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126 Gina February 16, 2012 at 8:06 am: Juanita pretty much sums up how I feel about the goddamned stinkbugs: http://twitpic.com/8ko8u7
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127 Nancy L. February 16, 2012 at 8:07 am: I’d made my own Juanita images for you before you posted the template.

Juanita Wolf Blitzer: http://twitpic.com/8kil7n
Bloggess Juanita: http://twitpic.com/8kcf2m
128 Dubtea February 16, 2012 at 8:07 am: I did two last night:

The Planet of the Weasels: http://www.flickr.com/photos/willcore/6884602275/

Jawnita: http://www.flickr.com/photos/willcore/6884689391/
129 Oneika February 16, 2012 at 8:08 am: I think you need to start requesting new friends from the same few taxidermists, that way you get convince them to give you a “frequent buyer’s card”.
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130 Riley February 16, 2012 at 8:10 am: For your consideration…. Juanita’s true calling

http://www.flickr.com/photos/76774892@N04/6886302027/
131 Alianne February 16, 2012 at 8:11 am: You and your minions give me reason to live! LOve This.
132 Shaye February 16, 2012 at 8:12 am: Juanita made me join twitter. Now I just have to figure out how it works. I may be a little twitter illiterate. (Say that 3 times fast!)
133 drinksnob February 16, 2012 at 8:12 am: Juanita goes to college!

http://imgur.com/EFWCO
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134 Sara February 16, 2012 at 8:12 am: I am not sure how to add this, but I made it for you!
135 Bob February 16, 2012 at 8:14 am: Damn, plaidfox beat me to it.
136 Kim February 16, 2012 at 8:16 am: For as long as I can remember people have hated me. They looked at my face and my body and they ran away in horror. In my loneliness I decided that if I could not inspire love, which is my deepest hope, I would instead cause fear. I live because this poor half-crazed genius, has given me life. She alone held an image of me as something beautiful and then, when it would have been easy enough to stay out of danger, she used her own body as a guinea pig to give me a calmer brain and a somewhat more sophisticated way of expressing myself.
137 Kim February 16, 2012 at 8:16 am: Alive! It’s alive! It’s alive!
138 Marian February 16, 2012 at 8:18 am: Mardi Gras Juanita http://yfrog.com/h62pbtluj
139 Katie Bennett February 16, 2012 at 8:18 am: Not my best work, but Juanita spoke to me and this is what she said:
http://i.imgur.com/FLBwr.png

You could even maybe add in her demands for more rum.
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140 Beckles February 16, 2012 at 8:18 am: You know, I think she looks better than John Cusack.

http://trunc.it/jl5q0
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141 Leslie February 16, 2012 at 8:18 am: Are we allowed to vote on a winner? Because I think the Oklahoma one should win!!
142 Geeky Girl Engineer February 16, 2012 at 8:18 am: With apologies to Juanita Weasel, as a female living in Virginia, I had to do it (there is a link to an article in tweet if you don’t know what I am referring to). https://twitter.com/gkygirlengineer/status/169997630720581632
143 Marcy February 16, 2012 at 8:19 am: http://memegenerator.net/instance/14698562
144 Denae February 16, 2012 at 8:22 am: Hey girl… http://pic.twitter.com/CAQzvNBo :snicker:
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145 debra b February 16, 2012 at 8:24 am: Planet of the Apes Juanita
http://twitpic.com/8kog3u
146 Marcy February 16, 2012 at 8:24 am: http://memegenerator.net/instance/14698757
147 Jaimie Leader-Goodale February 16, 2012 at 8:25 am: Here’s mine!

http://s167.photobucket.com/albums/u133/IlannaDasha/Juanita/?action=view&current=juanita-kanye.jpg

Or the album with just one picture: http://photobucket.com/bloggessjuanita
148 Fiona February 16, 2012 at 8:25 am: Although she’s a bit of a stiff dancer, she sure can sing!
https://twitter.com/#!/FionaTheCarver/status/170151222702125057/photo/1
149 Cynthia February 16, 2012 at 8:26 am: Somebody had to all high art and cliche, might as well be me.

http://www.curious3d.com/JuanitaScream.jpg
150 KB February 16, 2012 at 8:26 am: My contribution

http://jellyjumbles.com/?attachment_id=1436
151 Evelyn February 16, 2012 at 8:27 am: http://memegenerator.net/instance/14698862
152 Sara February 16, 2012 at 8:27 am: Here you go. Let me try again, before I break the damn internet.
http://tinypic.com/r/2dm6mxi/5
153 Andrew February 16, 2012 at 8:27 am: Every taxidermied weasel deserves a second chance at life http://t.co/sGhLAXGU
154 Marcy February 16, 2012 at 8:29 am: http://memegenerator.net/instance/14698937

Juanita takes a trip.
155 KD February 16, 2012 at 8:29 am: RUN, MOFO.
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b266/pitstainsmcgee/juanita.jpg
156 Marcy February 16, 2012 at 8:31 am: http://memegenerator.net/instance/14699042

Juanita at a wedding.
157 Marcy February 16, 2012 at 8:34 am: Tennessee Williams

http://memegenerator.net/instance/14699093
158 Robin February 16, 2012 at 8:34 am: Thought I’d contribute this… this here thing. Make of it what you will.

http://i.imgur.com/tCvlU.jpg
159 tracey February 16, 2012 at 8:34 am: #143. Love it.

Jenny, I love how you’ve made taxidermy into an art form again. Taxidermist around the world are rejoicing in their sudden influx of business.
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160 Maria G February 16, 2012 at 8:34 am: I couldn’t help myself (and the quote is straight from IMDb):

http://i53.tinypic.com/2ivzciv.jpg
161 Maria G February 16, 2012 at 8:36 am: Dammit! Sara did it first! Back to the drawing board…
162 Other Mary February 16, 2012 at 8:36 am: You mentioned before about a different name for Juanita. While I like Juanita, another fun option (or perhaps a nickname) is Eloise…which could end up being Elo-weasel. Just a thought. )
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163 Stephi February 16, 2012 at 8:37 am: Showed my hubs Janita yesterday and told him “If you really loved me you would have bought me something as cool as this for valentines day!” His response was walking away and mumbling something like the cats would eat it….Im holding out hope since it wasnt a flatout no!
164 Rhonda February 16, 2012 at 8:38 am: Whovians will love it!

http://t.co/P98mqnrK
165 Miss February 16, 2012 at 8:38 am: Juanita wants to be in my kitchen. I’m certain of it.
166 Sedge February 16, 2012 at 8:39 am: These updated memes are even better than the original. hahaha wow
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167 Marcy February 16, 2012 at 8:40 am: Juanita on the waterfront

http://memegenerator.net/instance/14699329
168 Marcy February 16, 2012 at 8:41 am: The Shawshank Juanita

http://memegenerator.net/instance/14699394
169 Giggle, Laugh, Cry February 16, 2012 at 8:42 am: Life is good with Juanita in the world!!!
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170 Maria G February 16, 2012 at 8:43 am: Juanita as Ruby the demon ranting on “Supernatural” -

http://i53.tinypic.com/29ymgrm.jpg
171 Marcy February 16, 2012 at 8:44 am: Juanita Dynamite #1

http://memegenerator.net/instance/14699497
172 Kira February 16, 2012 at 8:45 am: in honour of the twine….

http://memegenerator.net/instance/14699420
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173 Alana February 16, 2012 at 8:45 am: Juanita has been editing all day.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/alanar/6886431049/
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174 Bru February 16, 2012 at 8:46 am: … because we all need a more Little House on the Prairie in our lives. #memegoestheweasel http://bit.ly/ArJxHD
175 Kung Fu Guapo February 16, 2012 at 8:46 am: Juanita in the remake of The Bodyguard

http://memegenerator.net/instance/14699524
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176 Marcy February 16, 2012 at 8:47 am: Juanita Dynamite #2

http://memegenerator.net/instance/14699576
177 Mommaexpat February 16, 2012 at 8:48 am: Cowboy Juanita http://twitpic.com/8kos8t
178 PaigeToo February 16, 2012 at 8:51 am: I love Jenny AND her friends! And I especially love #168…the Shawshank Juanita!!
179 rod B February 16, 2012 at 8:52 am: Geeky Girl Engineer: Awesome!! Put that weasel down the pants of all those VA men that want to “state rape” you.
180 Frances February 16, 2012 at 8:53 am: I am tech-challenged, so I don’t know how to make my own Juanita pic, but I keep seeing her as Scarlett O’Hara in Gone With the Wind. Very, “As God is my witness, I will never go hungry again!”
181 Brenna February 16, 2012 at 8:58 am: I was too stupid to figure out how to copy the template, but I did manage to copy another Juanita picture and modify it. Thanks, Jenny. This was fun!

My Juanita: http://laughingattherain.blogspot.com/2012/02/juanita-weasel.html
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182 Kathy February 16, 2012 at 8:59 am: You’re moving me to Decatur, Illinois??!!?? NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
183 Meg February 16, 2012 at 9:00 am: Two more to add to the growing list..
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v458/meg1970/juanita%20weasel/juanitaweaselTINROOF.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v458/meg1970/juanita%20weasel/juanitaweaselmusic.jpg
184 Amy February 16, 2012 at 9:01 am: This…is the best meme EVER. How will you ever choose a favorite??
185 Deb February 16, 2012 at 9:03 am: http://ow.ly/i/sKDB it’s just a jump to the left…
186 Andrew February 16, 2012 at 9:04 am: Little did anyone know that Juanita was North Korean. https://twitter.com/#!/DonNemo/status/170161183888900097/photo/1
187 Shiloh Walker February 16, 2012 at 9:05 am: I’m having the hardest time looking away from that…
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188 Candi February 16, 2012 at 9:06 am: Joan Crawford, eat your heart out. Juanita is here: https://twitter.com/#!/CandiGershon/status/170161871511486464/photo/1
189 Cora February 16, 2012 at 9:07 am: I get more of a ‘don’t cry for me Argentina’ feel from her.
190 moooooog35 February 16, 2012 at 9:08 am: Juanita learns a horrible truth:

http://bit.ly/wIjnyB
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191 Adam February 16, 2012 at 9:09 am: Juanita to the rescue. http://pic.twitter.com/WbJlH6Ft
192 moooooog35 February 16, 2012 at 9:09 am: I couldn’t figure out how to do this with chickens.

http://bit.ly/xht1GG
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193 Lisa February 16, 2012 at 9:10 am: http://share.shutterfly.com/action/welcome?sid=0AaNWbNm4bOWblo
194 Lindsay February 16, 2012 at 9:13 am: Juanita ain’t got time to bleed
http://beatonl.posterous.com/juanita-aint-got-time-to-bleed
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195 UnderOrange February 16, 2012 at 9:14 am: Don’t give in to hate, Juanita! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/Samsally/VaderJuanita.jpg
196 AB February 16, 2012 at 9:15 am: Peanuts!

http://i39.tinypic.com/9zm0r8.jpg
197 Sheryl February 16, 2012 at 9:18 am: This is a “stay out of the f%#!ing treat cabinets you cats!” weasel if there ever was one. Caution cats, Juanita on guard.
198 Dan February 16, 2012 at 9:19 am: If you had her last month you could have had this ready for Valentine’s Day. Could have sold 1,000,000 of them…or at least 12.

http://t.co/naRwaBLH
199 Literary Elly May February 16, 2012 at 9:19 am: Juanita in her most memorable role, Juanita Dearest: http://www.flickr.com/photos/76768321@N07/6886567239/in/photostream
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200 Jim Christian February 16, 2012 at 9:19 am: Is this yours? Your mother said she found it in your closet.

Who taught you how to do this stuff??
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201 Joe February 16, 2012 at 9:19 am: Alfred Hitchcock’s muse. http://twitpic.com/8kp6ih/full
202 Gadiac February 16, 2012 at 9:20 am: When memes collide
http://www.flickr.com/photos/25567402@N05/6886579541/in/photostream/
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203 Celeste February 16, 2012 at 9:20 am: Juanita now has her very own Pinterest board.
204 Celeste February 16, 2012 at 9:21 am: http://pinterest.com/patpowell/juanita-the-weasel/
205 BeyondTrouble February 16, 2012 at 9:23 am: Bloggess – She refuses to dip into her weekly bank. http://flic.kr/p/buxuER
206 craftyb February 16, 2012 at 9:24 am: Dun dun…dun dun…dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnaaaah!!!

http://craftyb.com/?attachment_id=442
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207 AlyGatr February 16, 2012 at 9:24 am: May Riki Tiki Tavi forgive me…http://www.flickr.com/photos/alygatrs/6886595149/
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208 Alea February 16, 2012 at 9:24 am: http://www.etsy.com/listing/93107000/real-taxidermy-baby-chick-easter?ref=sc_3&sref=

another baby chick for your taxidermy collection.
209 moooooog35 February 16, 2012 at 9:27 am: If Edvard Munch owned a ferret:

http://bit.ly/xyMqZd
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210 Victoria February 16, 2012 at 9:27 am: A long lost Edvard Munch painting has been found! It’s called “Scream 2″

https://p.twimg.com/AlyLTtPCEAAYfSA.jpg
211 Jill February 16, 2012 at 9:27 am: Juanita is not cool with missing trans fats! http://www.flickr.com/photos/76767595@N02/?saved=1
212 Michelle Kay February 16, 2012 at 9:28 am: Yeah, I joined in. I had too.

http://domesticexecutiveonline.com/2012/02/because-thebloggess-rocks-juanitaweasel/
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213 Sheryl February 16, 2012 at 9:29 am: I’ll eat you my pretty, and your little white mouse in the girlie cape too!
214 Deanna February 16, 2012 at 9:29 am: Because Elton makes my eyes bleed. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v63/drasch/etc/juanita.jpg?t=1329406145
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215 "Susan Says..." February 16, 2012 at 9:30 am: Ahhh, Juanita.

This has actually made me want to make a souffle. Go figure.
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216 It's Kirsten, Bitch February 16, 2012 at 9:32 am: http://pinterest.com/pin/71705819036938815/
217 TennAve February 16, 2012 at 9:32 am: Posted this last night and should have realized that it was going to be part of a flood of Jaws poster parodies!
https://twitter.com/#!/TennAve/status/170020533268787201/photo/1
218 Sarah G February 16, 2012 at 9:33 am: There was clearly only one solution: http://www.flickr.com/photos/76650114@N04/6886632927/
219 Michael G February 16, 2012 at 9:33 am: Juanita starring in the remake of a 1975 blockbuster movie: http://www.flickr.com/photos/mgrabois/6885157159/
220 Breezybee360 February 16, 2012 at 9:34 am: When I knew the traumas of my childhood would come flashing back…
221 mommaruthsays February 16, 2012 at 9:35 am: In celebration of weasels and the re-release of Titanic…
http://www.flickr.com/photos/mommaruthsays/6886640261/
222 Breezybee360 February 16, 2012 at 9:35 am: When I knew the traumas of my childhood would come flashing back

http://s1109.photobucket.com/albums/h423/Breezybee360/?action=view&current=Screenshot2012-02-16at915-1.jpg
223 Brian February 16, 2012 at 9:39 am: Condominiums? I never use ‘em. https://p.twimg.com/AlyQF3YCAAA6ukO.jpg
224 BeyondTrouble February 16, 2012 at 9:40 am: Juanita is on Weight Watchers – and refuses to dip into her weekly points. http://flic.kr/p/buxuER
225 Erin N. February 16, 2012 at 9:40 am: I haven’t looked through all the comments yet so I’m not sure if this has been done already, but here’s my contribution… Soylent Weasle:

http://t.co/ftGEFXb
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226 Dan February 16, 2012 at 9:47 am: Who’s hungry for lunch? I know a place…

http://t.co/wTYhf14l
227 Curlsz February 16, 2012 at 9:48 am: Faye Dunnaway has nothing on Juanita Dearest http://twitpic.com/8kjl48
228 Cam February 16, 2012 at 9:49 am: Scarlett Juanita! (Thought it went well with the dress.) http://pic.twitter.com/Wxc8SYMJ
229 JC February 16, 2012 at 9:50 am: This is fun, Jenny! Thanks
Small set:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/castleruins/6886627655/in/set-72157629344530437/
230 Fiona February 16, 2012 at 9:52 am: If Juanita were on The Big Bang Theory. I couldn’t resist…
https://twitter.com/#!/FionaTheCarver/status/170173613251624962/photo/1
231 Jill February 16, 2012 at 9:53 am: I made 2 Juanita pictures, posted both to your Facebook. But the second one is definitely my fav:
http://memolano.blogspot.com/2012/02/meet-juanita-and-bloggess.html
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232 Donna February 16, 2012 at 9:54 am: Since @Wilw is where I found you, I had to do it… http://memegenerator.net/instance/14701982
233 Jenn February 16, 2012 at 10:00 am: Woman…I love your mind!
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234 Dan February 16, 2012 at 10:01 am: Ha @Fiona, just made this one for Wil….another version of Juanita channeling her inner Sheldon…
http://t.co/C43QrUTV
235 Sarah G February 16, 2012 at 10:02 am: Look who’s the boss now, bitches:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/76650114@N04/6886761461/

http://www.flickr.com/photos/76650114@N04/6886761399/in/photostream/
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236 Jennifer Edwards February 16, 2012 at 10:02 am: “In a world where no animal is safe from taxidermy, Juanita the Weasel will seek justice for all marmot-kind. Oh the humanity!!!” Saying this with a deep, ominous voice will make more sense.
237 Emily February 16, 2012 at 10:04 am: The Russians should be terrified #wolverines
http://www.flickr.com/photos/76839838@N08/
238 Jenny February 16, 2012 at 10:05 am: I have never before in my life wanted to own a taxidermied animal!
Sure it may traumatize the children, but I call that a BONUS!
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239 DragonTears February 16, 2012 at 10:06 am: If it’s already been done I apologize I didn’t go through all the awesome yet.

But here ya go

http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm309/Dragnters/DoctorWeasle.jpg
240 Donna February 16, 2012 at 10:09 am: My first though when I saw Juanita: http://memegenerator.net/instance/14701982
241 meg. February 16, 2012 at 10:09 am: These are all so amazing.
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/850/walt.jpg/
242 Donna February 16, 2012 at 10:10 am: OOps, this was mine lol. Bad fingers!! http://memegenerator.net/instance/14702695
243 Gadiac February 16, 2012 at 10:10 am: I should be working. Instead, I give you Juanita Who

http://www.flickr.com/photos/25567402@N05/6886786107/in/photostream

Damn proud of this one.
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244 moooooog35 February 16, 2012 at 10:11 am: Juanita cuts loose:

https://picasaweb.google.com/114366713991743934152/Juanita#5709766550480522498
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245 HeatherWhoLovesTheBloggess February 16, 2012 at 10:12 am: This seems to obvious to me, maybe others already posted it, but . . https://twitter.com/#!/HeatherThayer/status/170178729509789696/photo/1
246 Donna February 16, 2012 at 10:12 am: Last one, now I really need to get off this site http://memegenerator.net/instance/14702785
247 Riley February 16, 2012 at 10:14 am: If not Oklahoma, there’s always Reg Dwight: http://www.flickr.com/photos/76774892@N04/6886818585/
248 Erin February 16, 2012 at 10:16 am: Juanita plays Betty White.
http://t.co/ByOB2ZKS
249 Vivian February 16, 2012 at 10:17 am: I just realised that there are gizzilions of completely crazy and funny people in the world. Love the Juanita dress ups. If has not been done somebody really,really has to replace her with Tina Turner in Mad Max.
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250 Big Damn Jade February 16, 2012 at 10:19 am: Charlton Heston-style. http://yfrog.com/0kmxtfj
251 ChaoticDNA February 16, 2012 at 10:19 am: Loving all these Juanita pics so much, but I think my current fave is 218, the Tardis one.
252 wendy February 16, 2012 at 10:21 am: I view Juanita as a more artistic weasel…
https://twitter.com/#!/authorwendy/status/170040381646454784/photo/1
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253 Angie February 16, 2012 at 10:21 am: My rendition of Juanita saying what we’re ALL thinking:

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd134/mymotherwasahamster/juanitawishesfortwine.jpg
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254 Ga February 16, 2012 at 10:22 am: I LOVE your readers/friends. They are so AWESOME. I would never have such an imagination.
255 handheadman February 16, 2012 at 10:23 am: Traveling red dress, or apron on weasel,
Blue police call box, chicken that poops diesel,
Wil Wheaton collating, Simon Pegg string…
Which of these will be my new favorite thing?

Juanita Weasel Andrews starring in…
“The Sound of Mustelidae”
http://handheadman.com/images/Juaneater.jpg
256 Jen February 16, 2012 at 10:25 am: Juanita does Twilight http://www.flickr.com/photos/76844072@N08/6886871847/
257 GoGarzas February 16, 2012 at 10:25 am: Thunderweasels anyone??

http://flic.kr/p/buz1yV
258 Jennifer Mathis February 16, 2012 at 10:25 am: I’m gonna hate myself for this in the morning, but it’s fun right now:

“I’m flying, Jack!”
http://www.flickr.com/photos/jenxer/6886866783/
259 Candi February 16, 2012 at 10:27 am: What?!?!? Someone took my meme? https://twitter.com/#!/CandiGershon/status/170171108870459393/photo/1
260 Beckles February 16, 2012 at 10:32 am: How do you solve a problem like Juanita? http://trunc.it/je0rb
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261 Breezybee360 February 16, 2012 at 10:33 am: Overworked stay-at-home mom…

http://s1109.photobucket.com/albums/h423/Breezybee360/?action=view&current=Screenshot2012-02-16at102933AM.png
262 Big Damn Jade February 16, 2012 at 10:36 am: Because when is LESS cowbell ever the right call? http://yfrog.com/3uhsnnj
263 Christi February 16, 2012 at 10:36 am: I would like to say that as someone who has recently started suffering from anxiety attacks, you have made my day on many occasions. I think what you are doing is absolutely fabulous and I look forward to your updates constantly, I hope you realize how much your fans appreciate you!
264 Karen W February 16, 2012 at 10:39 am: Juanita the Elf: http://t.co/7cDHStC9
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265 BeyondTrouble February 16, 2012 at 10:40 am: Juanita’s on Teen Mom!!! – http://qkme.me/365t5u
266 Genevieve February 16, 2012 at 10:41 am: Because who doesn’t love Zombieland?

http://memegenerator.net/instance/14704068
267 KatrinaME February 16, 2012 at 10:42 am: Basically in awe for so many reasons. I <3 you!
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268 Carmen February 16, 2012 at 10:42 am: I just adore you!

So Juanita would do AWESOME in our Canadian Subway commercials…. https://twitter.com/#!/Carmensadie/status/170186048020815872/photo/1/large
Carmen recently posted..I am awesome. But for this ONE TIME I kinda had to beg to be recognized as awesome.
269 Sean February 16, 2012 at 10:43 am: When memes collide to clean up the town: http://pic.twitter.com/4dMlBIkg
270 Evelyn February 16, 2012 at 10:46 am: Doh…I forgot to give her a name. May I present…

Juanita Feral

http://memegenerator.net/instance/14698862
271 Angie February 16, 2012 at 10:46 am: Dunno if my comment got eaten, but here’s mine. Just hold the damn twine, Fillion.

http://bit.ly/y2ICOZ
Angie recently posted..Because I am inordinately proud of myself for this.
272 nevena February 16, 2012 at 10:47 am: I saw this link a while back and thought of you: http://www.inhabitots.com/doing-it-for-the-kids-design-exhibition-placenta-teddy-bear/ Coincidentally, I’m due in July in case you need a placenta.
273 Angela February 16, 2012 at 10:48 am: http://www.flickr.com/photos/76797781@N06/6886969485/
274 laura February 16, 2012 at 10:49 am: Samuel L. Jackson wanted to contribute: http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7176/6886970323_b51ecbcb83_z.jpg
275 Alli February 16, 2012 at 10:50 am: I know I cant compete with all this awesomeness, but I *have* to try! LOL Thanks for all the LOL’s!

http://i610.photobucket.com/albums/tt181/alligirl65/6883378797_b72477242a_b-1.jpg
276 TeresaH February 16, 2012 at 10:51 am: This was the best I could do with MS Paint.
Juanita O’Hara – http://www.flickr.com/photos/tvhuff/6886979701/in/photostream
277 Carmen February 16, 2012 at 10:51 am: You are so good to us, The Bloggess

Sorry, I just had to. https://twitter.com/#!/Carmensadie/status/170188463893774337/photo/1
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278 plaidfox February 16, 2012 at 10:52 am: Juanita visits Africa.

http://flic.kr/p/buzB1T
279 nevena February 16, 2012 at 10:53 am: Saw this and it made me think of you. Coincidentally, I’m due in July in case you need a placenta. http://www.inhabitots.com/doing-it-for-the-kids-design-exhibition-placenta-teddy-bear/
280 mommaruthsays February 16, 2012 at 10:53 am: If it hadn’t been done already, it needed to be. Obviously.
http://www.twitpic.com/8kqchc
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281 BeyondTrouble February 16, 2012 at 10:56 am: She just watched the last Twilight Movie.. and she isn’t happy. http://qkme.me/365tiw
282 DragonTears February 16, 2012 at 10:56 am: From the Doctor to the Wizard. Juanita has range bitches!

http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm309/Dragnters/weasle-of-oz-rainbow.jpg
283 Technogeisha February 16, 2012 at 10:57 am: I know this idea was already posted on here this morning but I’m going to post mine anyway. Had so much fun doing this last night. “You’re gonna need a bigger boat.”

https://twitter.com/#!/Technogeisha/status/170020837158699008/photo/1
284 Random- The High End Hobo February 16, 2012 at 10:57 am: Juanita says it best….
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285 mommaruthsays February 16, 2012 at 10:59 am: I could do this all damn day. Thanks for that, Jenny. When I get fired for creating too many #JuanitaWeasel memes, I’m sending you a bill.

But here’s another one anyway:
http://www.twitpic.com/8kqeip
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286 Farrah February 16, 2012 at 11:02 am: A weasel can dream…. http://i810.photobucket.com/albums/zz24/Blakley76/string.jpg
287 mommaruthsays February 16, 2012 at 11:06 am: And yet another.
The heated debate over who wins at Rock, Paper, Scissors.
http://www.twitpic.com/8kqhfh
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288 Angie February 16, 2012 at 11:06 am: Juanita Jones.

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd134/mymotherwasahamster/juanitaindy.jpg
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289 meg. February 16, 2012 at 11:07 am: Bedtime Juanita.
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/818/bedtimejuanita.jpg/
290 Karen W February 16, 2012 at 11:09 am: I’m pretty sure this is that my boss had in mind when they installed Photoshop on my computer.

Big Lebowski Juanita: http://t.co/igRxWiOD
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291 Cindy February 16, 2012 at 11:09 am: And now I’ll never get any work done today.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/76798385@N06/6887008617/in/photostream
292 Eggton February 16, 2012 at 11:09 am: Here is my Juanita Weasel rendition:

http://twitter.com/#!/eggtonblog/status/170192637482110977/photo/1
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293 razorgrin February 16, 2012 at 11:10 am: I hope this hasn’t already been done. And better. ’cause mine is meh.

Juanita Wiseau: http://razorgrin.com/juanita.jpg
294 Dana February 16, 2012 at 11:10 am: I just can’t seem to stop myself….

https://docs.google.com/open?id=0BwgqG-qJ8R2YMjcyMzIwMzctMWUyYS00M2NjLTg1ZjAtZThjYjFlYWUyYjk2

https://docs.google.com/open?id=0BwgqG-qJ8R2YODQ3MWU1MDgtYTI4NS00NTg5LWI1Y2ItZjcxNGJkNjdmOTA2

https://docs.google.com/open?id=0BwgqG-qJ8R2YNmI1N2ZkNTItZDM2Ny00ODBkLTg5NGYtMzgwMWQ3YjE3ZmUx
295 Anne February 16, 2012 at 11:14 am: Juere’s Juanita?

https://twitter.com/#!/Jill0fAllTrades/status/170194282798522368/photo/1
296 braindonkey February 16, 2012 at 11:15 am: because I am yet again avoiding work
http://memegenerator.net/instance/14705665
http://memegenerator.net/instance/14705776
http://memegenerator.net/instance/14705835
http://memegenerator.net/instance/14705925
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297 Lauren February 16, 2012 at 11:17 am: I haven’t mastered the art of photoshop yet, so I didn’t do it myself… but I’m wondering if there’s a Juanita “Soylent Green is Weasels” yet??? because if there isn’t, there should be.
298 Astragali February 16, 2012 at 11:17 am: I’ve not had the chance to read the comments, but I’m hoping the Juanitas I put in my blog post haven’t been done already: “Without You”; “Ken Lee”; and “WHEATOOOON!” – http://quill.efx3.com/2012/02/16/juanita-weasel-a-meme-in-the-making/
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299 MegsieMay February 16, 2012 at 11:18 am: Juanita is the most popular aproned weasel on the internet. She should be warned that imposters are sure to follow. But she shouldn’t mind too much – she’s the original and sooooo much cooler.
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300 Lynnea Taylor February 16, 2012 at 11:18 am: I couldn’t help myself. The Geek in me had to make another:

http://mindmoss.blogspot.com/2012/02/i-had-to-make-another.html
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301 Farrah February 16, 2012 at 11:22 am: Tastes like chicken… http://i810.photobucket.com/albums/zz24/Blakley76/chicken.jpg
302 Sonia February 16, 2012 at 11:22 am: I could play with Juanita all day!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/76799883@N06/6887116737/in/photostream
303 Mario February 16, 2012 at 11:23 am: Tronita…
https://twitter.com/#!/elmixtli/status/170196421927112705/photo/1
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304 Nikki February 16, 2012 at 11:27 am: I don’t have a website, but I have a Juanita rendition. Juanita as the next Teen Mom: “NOOOOO!!!!! Thongs really DO lead to babies!!!!!”

Yes.
305 Anne February 16, 2012 at 11:28 am: Juanita makes her cameo on True Blood:

https://twitter.com/#!/Jill0fAllTrades/status/170197680792928256/photo/1
306 Dana February 16, 2012 at 11:29 am: Whoops….perhaps I didn’t submit (I don’t remember because I’ve been drinking).
I can’t stop having fun with Juanita!!

http://bit.ly/wQwir6
http://bit.ly/zc7Nnr
http://bit.ly/zgIb6h

Thanks Jenny!
307 Gabi February 16, 2012 at 11:31 am: Two things.
1) I’m not computer crafty and just want Juanita saying that the motherfucking souffle is ruined without the math. Can anyone help me?
2) Your recent usage of “sweet things” when addressing us readers makes me feel warm and fuzzy. Like I’m going to explode into rainbows and unicorns. I love it.
308 FredSamBoyo February 16, 2012 at 11:31 am: I have two to offer, because Juanita the Weasel is fucking genius and I just wanted to add to the awesome in any way I can.

First is silly internet meme (because I hit 9000 tweets recently): http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v464/ShaggyDiz/Juanita%20the%20Weasel/juanitaover9000.jpg

And second is something of an inside joke with my family, but Juanita makes it all the more awesome: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v464/ShaggyDiz/Juanita%20the%20Weasel/juanitaburnwater.jpg
309 JulieD. February 16, 2012 at 11:33 am: I don’t usually comment but could not resist the weasel.
http://cheezburger.com/VirginiaD/lolz/View/5846378240
310 Debra February 16, 2012 at 11:36 am: I hope this works….

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7187/6887050475_e518418d17_m.jpg
311 Dave Parks February 16, 2012 at 11:38 am: No more wire hangers!
312 Jennifer Mathis February 16, 2012 at 11:40 am: DISCO INFERNO!!!!1!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/jenxer/6887202525/
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313 Pinky McLadybits February 16, 2012 at 11:42 am: I made tons of Juanita Pretties last night, wreaking havoc with going to sleep at a decent hour.
http://ow.ly/i/sMTe
http://ow.ly/i/sMTQ
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314 Dana February 16, 2012 at 11:43 am: Last one: This is for the Traveling Red Dress Crowd:

http://bit.ly/xXDtfI
315 Angie February 16, 2012 at 11:46 am: A trip back to the ’90s.

http://bit.ly/yt2GyH
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316 Raven Ham February 16, 2012 at 11:48 am: Casually Pepper Spray Everything Cop welcomes Juanita to meme-hood the only way he knows how: https://twitter.com/#!/rdham/status/170201787838640129/photo/1
317 Carm February 16, 2012 at 11:49 am: What’m I gonna do with all this MOTHERFUCKING Paella????!!!!!!!!!! ~Juanita Archibald Weasel
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!! IIITTTSSS PEEEEEOOOPPPPLLLLLLLEEEE!!!!!!!!! ~ Juanita Archibald Weasel
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318 Eron February 16, 2012 at 11:50 am: Wow… I’m sure mine have already been covered but:

1: The Classic – http://twitpic.com/8kqwlx
2: The Sci-Fi – http://twitpic.com/8kqx1l
3: The Bad Acting – http://twitpic.com/8kqxcu
319 Tragic Sandwich February 16, 2012 at 11:53 am: Juanita misses Seinfeld: https://twitter.com/#!/TragicSandwich/status/170203952674115584
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320 Lynzee February 16, 2012 at 11:55 am: Damn, posted under the wrong post— just for the point of being thorough—
I give you Juanita, the Doctor http://www.flickr.com/photos/37684022@N02/6887259143/in/photostream
321 Hibou February 16, 2012 at 11:56 am: Are you currently accepting applications for BFF? I have references.
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322 DragonTears February 16, 2012 at 12:11 pm: Torchwood mucks it up again!

http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm309/Dragnters/TorchwoodCell.jpg
323 Jen February 16, 2012 at 12:14 pm: OMFG. I <3 THE JAZZ HANDS.
~sporfle~
324 Jennifer Mathis February 16, 2012 at 12:17 pm: “they’re heeeere…”
http://www.flickr.com/photos/jenxer/6887356717/

(I’ll stop doin’ it when it stops being fun.)
(Nope. Still fun.)
325 Judy February 16, 2012 at 12:18 pm: Oh, goodness…You crack me up every single time I read one of your blog posts. Thank you for putting something so wonderfully dysfunctional out in the world to help make everyone’s days better!
326 Stephenie Parras February 16, 2012 at 12:20 pm: love it!
327 Redneck Hillbillies February 16, 2012 at 12:20 pm: I hate math. Juanita makes me hate it just a wee bit less.

She looks a little stressed out though from the whole experience, and a little frumpy in that apron. Maybe she needs her own special red dress.
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328 moooooog35 February 16, 2012 at 12:24 pm: It’s at this point I’m officially afraid of being fired for doing this at work.

https://picasaweb.google.com/114366713991743934152/Juanita#5709800657166165410

So worth it, though.
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329 DMT February 16, 2012 at 12:29 pm: Hold up. Someone just said I could get an apron with Juanita screaming about the souffle!? I didn’t see it in your store…I MUST HAVE THIS!
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330 Jill February 16, 2012 at 12:29 pm: Juanita doesn’t like birds…

http://www.flickr.com/photos/51344839@N00/6887405461/in/photostream
331 Anna February 16, 2012 at 12:31 pm: Juanita has a wine cork collection bigger than mine- http://pic.twitter.com/hpgG7Cqx
332 Precious Jewlz February 16, 2012 at 12:37 pm: For the Firefly Fans Out there http://memegenerator.net/instance/14710152
333 Kara February 16, 2012 at 12:38 pm: Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to present… Juanita Crawford

http://www.flickr.com/photos/27941121@N02/6887446445/in/photostream
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334 Troy G February 16, 2012 at 12:41 pm: Laugh it up.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/18551722@N05/6887447997/
335 Beckles February 16, 2012 at 12:42 pm: Last one. It probably doesn’t count because I used a different photo.

“Nobody puts Juanita in the corner.” http://trunc.it/jcw9z
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336 prin February 16, 2012 at 12:43 pm: Probably been done, but-
http://memegenerator.net/instance/14710495
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337 cathy February 16, 2012 at 12:45 pm: now I have to sign up for Pinterest so I can pin this.
338 Waffle Queen February 16, 2012 at 12:47 pm: I’m sure it’s been done but Juanita & Doctor Who

http://www.flickr.com/photos/55204949@N08/6887463085/
339 Beckles February 16, 2012 at 12:48 pm: Gah! I spelled Juanita’s name wrong in the last one. Updated!

http://trunc.it/jcwpj
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340 mommaruthsays February 16, 2012 at 12:49 pm: Juanita and the Robocats. Hellz yeah.
http://www.twitpic.com/8krjqg
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341 Katrina February 16, 2012 at 12:51 pm: Is it too soon for a Juanita/Whitney Houston reference?
https://twitter.com/#!/Katrina_Taylor/status/170218217690775552/photo/1
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342 Jason February 16, 2012 at 12:53 pm: I could do this all day! Juanita is AWESOME!

http://anoped.blogspot.com/2012/02/weasel-juanita-weasel.html
343 Jen Stayrook February 16, 2012 at 12:57 pm: I just had to make a meme for this: http://twitter.com/JentheAmazing/status/170218626685730816/photo/1
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344 Andrea Little February 16, 2012 at 12:57 pm: http://s4.photobucket.com/albums/y116/divadrea75/Juanita%20Weasel/
345 Dana the Biped February 16, 2012 at 12:59 pm: Weasel math? Maybe the only kind that makes sense. Also, my souffle really did get ruined, but I don’t look that cute in an apron.
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346 Donna February 16, 2012 at 1:05 pm: While ordering my Juanita water bottle I noticed there was also an apron for kids that also says “This mother-fucking souffle is ruined”. I was tempted. but thought the grandparents might get upset.
347 Peff Peffington February 16, 2012 at 1:07 pm: This weasel is the greatest thing that has ever happened to the internet. Sincerely.
348 Anne February 16, 2012 at 1:07 pm: http://tinypic.com/r/jb1da8/5
349 DragonTears February 16, 2012 at 1:09 pm: Last one.. *cough* for a lil while at least LOL

REEEEEAVERS!

http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm309/Dragnters/Firefly-JuanitaOnBridge.jpg
350 Josh Richards - The Mighty Ginge February 16, 2012 at 1:10 pm: Has anyone done Platoon yet?
http://www.themightyginge.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/juanita-platoon.jpg
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351 rod B February 16, 2012 at 1:12 pm: Juanita Weasle don’t give a shit
http://www.barbeephoto.com/juanita-dont-care.jpg
352 NanaBread (Jeanne) February 16, 2012 at 1:13 pm: Juanita takes her first visit to Cirque du Soleil a little too far. Bless her heart. She just wants to help.
https://twitter.com/#!/HeyNanaBread/status/170224042652082177
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353 shannon February 16, 2012 at 1:13 pm: seriously, funniest shite ever….the original Juanita photo run had me in tears, but the Wil Wheaton special treatment? doesn’t get any better than that…now I have to go order the Juanita won’t eat your baby card for my cousin’s upcoming labor pain amusement…
354 meg. February 16, 2012 at 1:15 pm: Tenacious D Juanita:
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/69/6883378797d57fb6d61bo.jpg/
355 Jennifer Mathis February 16, 2012 at 1:19 pm: Auntie Em! Auntie Em!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/jenxer/6887637013/

…and I’m done.
356 Undue Muser February 16, 2012 at 1:22 pm: If it weren’t for bad taste I’d have no taste at all…

http://i.imgur.com/dNtEO.jpg
357 AustinAni February 16, 2012 at 1:25 pm: Weasel of Oz: https://p.twimg.com/AlzEcf8CEAM0Zt9.jpg
358 Angie February 16, 2012 at 1:28 pm: Juanita becomes French.

http://bit.ly/wBoElE
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359 Kate February 16, 2012 at 1:28 pm: I can’t help myself. Apparently I have an inner Juanita. http://www.flickr.com/photos/tattycat/
360 Bri February 16, 2012 at 1:33 pm: Harry ‘Juanita’ Caray via the Will Ferrell skit on SNL
http://www.flickr.com/photos/76853622@N08/6887627869/
361 HiMaintenance February 16, 2012 at 1:42 pm: My recollection is that you started Lawson Awesome Mathmetics during the infamous and hilarious attempted Canadian Bacon purchase of 2009. Totally awesome, obviously trend-setting, and so very ahead of your time. Finally your genius will be recognized! You should be getting a call from MIT any day now.
362 Beth Bartlett February 16, 2012 at 1:44 pm: My contribution: Went With the Santorum.
http://plaidearthworm.blogspot.com/2012/02/went-with-santorum-wind.html
363 Angie February 16, 2012 at 1:46 pm: And my last one (for now). Simon Pegg can hold twine, Fillion!

http://bit.ly/xNTt3c
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364 Stacey Graham February 16, 2012 at 1:47 pm: Juanita couldn’t resist the lure of bright lights, snappy musical numbers and free dog chow when the mutt wasn’t looking. http://staceyigraham.blogspot.com/2012/02/you-rang-bloggess.html
365 AlyGatr February 16, 2012 at 1:48 pm: May the odds be in Juanita’s favor: http://www.flickr.com/photos/alygatrs/6887756481/
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366 handheadman February 16, 2012 at 1:48 pm: Beyonce meets Juanita: http://pinterest.com/pin/278308451942570645/
367 Teena February 16, 2012 at 1:49 pm: Moffat aka MoFo
368 Queen of the Weezils February 16, 2012 at 1:50 pm: What’s the scale size of your stuffed dead weasel? I’m just curious – it looks like it might be an American Least Weasel. That’s the smallest carnivore. Females are about 7-8 inches long, not including tail. I’ve always felt bad for the Least Weasel. How would you like to be called Least? It’s in the name! How can it NOT have some inferiority issues? Yet it is a big hunter, bringing down game several time its size. So maybe it’s more like Least Weasel My Fuzzy Ass! I’ll Show You Who Is Least! Taste It BEEYOTCH!

Over the years, I’ve had a lot of pet ferrets. The apron wouldn’t go over so well. They’d probably take it off and stash it in a secret spot and I wouldn’t find it unless I moved. (BTW, to the current owner of my old house: Sorry about the panties. They stashed them really far back under the sink vanity and I couldn’t retrieve them.) But distressed over souffles? Totally in character. I love Juanita!
369 Celeste February 16, 2012 at 1:51 pm: That moment when you realize…..
http://pinterest.com/pin/162129655305193350/
370 Precious Jewlz February 16, 2012 at 1:53 pm: I think Juanita has a fever… and there’s only one cure for it.

http://pic.twitter.com/l2XBYUKw
371 Shannon February 16, 2012 at 2:00 pm: I saw the awesomeness of Juanita gracing the pages of Pinterest this morning. I love her!
372 Amanda February 16, 2012 at 2:00 pm: If it hasn’t already been done among the many ideas, Monk’s weasel scream, http://www.flickr.com/photos/radnama/6887817857/
373 Teena February 16, 2012 at 2:00 pm: Moffat!
http://pinterest.com/pin/72761350199582554/
374 Jen February 16, 2012 at 2:03 pm: http://memegenerator.net/instance/14715232

Enough is enough.
375 IzBeth February 16, 2012 at 2:05 pm: I am late to the party:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/76782317@N02/6887842617/in/photostream

http://www.flickr.com/photos/76782317@N02/6887842605/in/photostream
376 craftytammie February 16, 2012 at 2:06 pm: juanita needs a hug https://twitter.com/#!/craftytammie/status/170232444325330944/photo/1
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377 Lisa February 16, 2012 at 2:07 pm: Juanita Cullen.

https://twitter.com/#!/plumsauce10/status/170237407063584771/photo/1
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378 Gadiac February 16, 2012 at 2:19 pm: A revision to my previous effort
http://www.flickr.com/photos/25567402@N05/6887899219/in/photostream
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379 Amanda February 16, 2012 at 2:20 pm: Also, the Saved by the Bell PSA weasel.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/radnama/6887910571/
380 Nightwyrm February 16, 2012 at 2:20 pm: I know this has been retweeted a bit already, but here’s my Juanita holding twine: https://twitter.com/Nightwyrm/status/169929709570891776/photo/1
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381 MOG February 16, 2012 at 2:26 pm: *bows deeply* the best/only laugh today!
382 Ana February 16, 2012 at 2:28 pm: Juanita Allie!
https://twitter.com/#!/AnaramaAriel/media/slideshow?url=pic.twitter.com%2FDYR5QtE
383 Dana the Biped February 16, 2012 at 2:36 pm: Juanita let me photograph her in a very special frock… https://twitter.com/#!/forghetti/status/170244732667183105/photo/1
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384 Laine February 16, 2012 at 2:40 pm: Nobody puts Juanita in a corner. https://twitter.com/#!/grlnxtr/status/170245990622826499/photo/1
385 Katinthehat February 16, 2012 at 2:43 pm: WTF? Why can’t I find the mother fucking apron on zazzle?
386 BigDamnJade February 16, 2012 at 2:46 pm: The 12th Doctor — JuanitaWHO! http://yfrog.com/12kb97j
387 HeatherY February 16, 2012 at 2:48 pm: So, I was making Juanita’s with various inside jokes for my friends at the office… when a co-worker decides to argue with me that using the same image with different text loses the impact. I tried to explain internet memes, but he was having none of it. He said he was trying to help me with my humor…

So I posted this on his cube:

http://twitpic.com/8ksovm
388 Angie February 16, 2012 at 2:51 pm: HeatherY: I think that was the only logical course of action, under the circumstances.
Angie recently posted..I’m done now. For real. Until I think of another one.
389 Kate McCullough February 16, 2012 at 2:54 pm: My cat demanded to be included. Take that, Ferris Mewler and Juanita!
https://twitter.com/k8ums/statuses/170249182194569217
390 Kate McCullough February 16, 2012 at 2:59 pm: Ignore the comment above! Here is the right link.
My cat demanded to be included. Take that, Ferris Mewler and Juanita!

http://t.co/AwIwr8lz
391 Denise February 16, 2012 at 3:01 pm: Office signs will never be the same.
http://s150.photobucket.com/albums/s99/wisckees/Juanita%20Weasel/
392 Cindy February 16, 2012 at 3:02 pm: http://www.flickr.com/photos/76798385@N06/6888102501/in/photostream

No, I’m not getting any work done today. Why do you ask?
393 Sara February 16, 2012 at 3:03 pm: Because I’m totally jealous of your taxidermy collection and I thought Copernicus might need a friend…..here is a listing I just found http://www.ebay.com/itm/REAL-MONKEY-MACACA-FASCICULARIS-TAXIDERMY-/300664586053?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item4601017f45
394 Sedge February 16, 2012 at 3:06 pm: So, are we going to be graced with the presence of dead weasel friends?

…and can we expect the following sitcom this fall?
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395 Angie February 16, 2012 at 3:06 pm: Every time I think I’m done, I come up with another one. It’s a sickness. Please help me.

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd134/mymotherwasahamster/juanitaargument.jpg
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396 Rebecca February 16, 2012 at 3:13 pm: Juanita is Team No One, apparently:

http://cheekypinky.wordpress.com/2012/02/16/with-compliments-to-the-bloggess/
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397 k February 16, 2012 at 3:18 pm: This is without a doubt the best thing I have done all day. Maybe even all week. Or all year. My life is that sad. Thank you Bloggess for giving me something fun today that served absolutely no other purpose than making me smile.

http://flic.kr/p/burMEB
398 IslesIsland February 16, 2012 at 3:22 pm: I made this for you. And for Juanita. This may not be nearly as funny as I think it is. I can’t really tell. Too much coffee.

https://twitter.com/#!/islesisland/status/170256151479468032/photo/1
399 GurlNxtDoor February 16, 2012 at 3:29 pm: There are not enough words to say how much I adore you right this second!
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400 Rainyday February 16, 2012 at 3:29 pm: Had it in with my boss again today. Juanita’s howl of dismay is what I feel like doing.
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401 Jen February 16, 2012 at 3:39 pm: Unfortunately my inabilty to grasp even the simplest of photoshopping skillz, coupled with my hand-crank Fisher Price “My First PC” renders me incapable of creating the Juanita as the Virgin Mary with PMS I have in mind. ((le sigh…))
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402 Stacey Graham February 16, 2012 at 3:40 pm: Juanita… Vader?
http://staceyigraham.blogspot.com/2012/02/yes-i-have-too-much-time-on-my-hands.html
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403 Dana February 16, 2012 at 3:43 pm: I couldn’t resist…

http://bit.ly/ypESH6
404 Alana February 16, 2012 at 3:46 pm: This meme is taking over my life. One more: http://www.flickr.com/photos/alanar/6888270699/
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405 francerants February 16, 2012 at 3:46 pm: I am having a shitty day and am sportin’ one massive headache and thus cannot think of one clever thing to write, suffice to say thanks for giving me a good laugh and for bringing new meaning to the words this motherfuckin souffle is ruined.
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406 Dana February 16, 2012 at 3:51 pm: Whoops! I hit submit too quickly!

I meant to preface mine (above) with: PRINCESS BRIDE JUANITA!!

http://bit.ly/ypESH6
407 Angie February 16, 2012 at 3:53 pm: Juanita has been watching too much Doctor Who.

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd134/mymotherwasahamster/juanitadontblink.jpg
Angie recently posted..I’m done now. For real. Until I think of another one.
408 SaraEllenAwesome February 16, 2012 at 3:55 pm: http://www.flickr.com/photos/76802200@N04/6888331635/in/photostream

juanita weasel tells you her story of distress. Not really a story. More of an exclamation.
SaraEllenAwesome recently posted..Want to see all my light switches? Of course you do.
409 Teresa Hill February 16, 2012 at 4:06 pm: Not sure if this qualifies as taxidermy, but I was searching for antiques on Craigslist in my town and stumbled upon these: http://greenville.craigslist.org/clt/2838311498.html

Buffalo and an elk heads. Just in case you’re in the market for more animals. The buffalo is really interesting looking.
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410 handheadman February 16, 2012 at 4:10 pm: Twas beauty killed the beast.
http://pinterest.com/pin/278308451942571411/
411 Jane February 16, 2012 at 4:11 pm: @mooooooog35, YOU WIN.
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412 Stacy Katz February 16, 2012 at 4:14 pm: I’m pretty proud of this. Juanita just wants Victor to love her!
http://imgur.com/bZxrq
413 Maggie February 16, 2012 at 4:16 pm: 400+ comments – what I want to know is, does Juanita have a red dress? She really needs a red dress.
414 Stacey Graham February 16, 2012 at 4:25 pm: I can’t stop: http://bit.ly/y7b6Mx
Stacey Graham recently posted..Yes, I have too much time on my hands.
415 karen v February 16, 2012 at 4:27 pm: are you there, god? it’s me, juanita.
416 Dan February 16, 2012 at 4:28 pm: Horrible hack job here but Juanita tries her hand at Shakespeare, with a little help:

http://t.co/6Nf1pkPj
417 Elaine February 16, 2012 at 4:31 pm: Oh, Juanita Weasel. What a fiery temper you have–but so stunning in that frilly number!
418 Gadiac February 16, 2012 at 4:34 pm: I’m sorry. I’m so, so, sorry
http://memegenerator.net/instance/14726231
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419 Kara February 16, 2012 at 4:39 pm: *snort* XD

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=3338696754987&set=o.29640851510&type=1&theater
420 Laura Jane February 16, 2012 at 4:59 pm: I made one, too.
http://laurajanewrites.com/2012/02/16/keep-calm-juanita/
421 Stacey Graham February 16, 2012 at 5:04 pm: WTF Wil? http://bit.ly/y7b6Mx
Stacey Graham recently posted..Yes, I have too much time on my hands.
422 Anne-Marie @ Do Not Faint February 16, 2012 at 5:06 pm: Juanita Does Children’s Lit. https://twitter.com/#!/DoNotFaint/status/170282622361153536
423 handheadman February 16, 2012 at 5:07 pm: A really big shoe! http://pinterest.com/pin/278308451942571795/
424 Anonymous February 16, 2012 at 5:12 pm: Okay, my shot at making Juanita famouser:
http://tinyurl.com/JuanitaPeron
425 VPJ February 16, 2012 at 5:13 pm: Okay, my shot at making Juanita famouser:
http://tinyurl.com/JuanitaPeron
426 Sedge | noob-dad February 16, 2012 at 5:17 pm: I think it’s about time to start a Juanita fan club with all this praise she’s getting. Amazing.
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427 Tanya February 16, 2012 at 5:30 pm: Here is my Juanita!!

http://i577.photobucket.com/albums/ss213/TanyaH666/Pictures/Juanita1.jpg
428 Ginger McPastry February 16, 2012 at 5:53 pm: I am still working through all the links so I hope no one did this one.

http://t.co/rAtoShA
429 Kara February 16, 2012 at 6:09 pm: Clearly I have no life, lol!

http://pinterest.com/pin/96616354475834548/

http://pinterest.com/pin/96616354475833956/

http://pinterest.com/pin/96616354475833942/

http://pinterest.com/pin/96616354475833948/

http://pinterest.com/pin/96616354475833976/
430 bluesabriel February 16, 2012 at 6:14 pm: Oh my God, you people. I love you guys. Seriously.

Sometimes I read your conversations with Victor out loud to my husband. Sometimes he laughs, sometimes he’s kind of “. . . what the fuck?” while I’m laughing so hard I’m crying. Long story short, maybe husbands just don’t find this kind of thing quite as funny as we do? Pity for them.
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431 Shiloh February 16, 2012 at 6:30 pm: I had to post this picture of Juanita as my computer backdrop or whatever it’s called. I love it. And her dress makes me giggle. Sure there is a really bad word on it, but it’s not like my kids have never heard that word before…and it’s hilarious. Thanks for making my day!
432 Valerie February 16, 2012 at 6:33 pm: If I had photoshop I would totally put:

I’VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!!!!

But my computer is an asshole, so I can’t…
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433 Marc February 16, 2012 at 6:51 pm: Juanita goes to the theater: http://i39.tinypic.com/15fsxz.jpg
…And turns the art niche into a disco: http://i40.tinypic.com/153aclc.jpg
434 Duke February 16, 2012 at 6:57 pm: Juanita’s been playing it bit too much Skyrim!

http://tinypic.com/r/2nltvgp/5
435 Ali February 16, 2012 at 7:00 pm: http://cranialspasm.com/2012/02/16/why-am-i-captioning-a-picture-of-a-dead-stuffed-weasel-named-juanita/

Here are a few from me.
Ali recently posted..Why am I captioning a picture of a dead stuffed weasel named Juanita?
436 Sylvie February 16, 2012 at 7:24 pm: Juanita runs right into another meme
http://memegenerator.net/instance/14736609?urlName=Juanita-Weasel&browsingOrder=New&browsingTimeSpan=AllTime
437 Kath February 16, 2012 at 7:24 pm: I just couldn’t resist.

Juanita celebrates VJ Day: http://pics.livejournal.com/nakedwesley/pic/001s9zxw

Juanita McCartney: http://pics.livejournal.com/nakedwesley/pic/001sa41z
438 Judy Black February 16, 2012 at 7:29 pm: love you and the weasel too.
439 Shiloh February 16, 2012 at 7:33 pm: Thanks for the make your own Juanita picture. I am going to make several to hang on the fridge to get my point across because no one ever listens to me when I actually speak. I am thinking “Pick up your own damn crap” and “You are gonna eat it or wear it!”
440 Shiloh February 16, 2012 at 7:33 pm: Thanks for the make your own Juanita picture. I am going to make several to hang on the fridge to get my point across because no one ever listens to me when I actually speak. I am thinking “Pick up your own damn crap” and “You are gonna eat it or wear it!” I am so in love with Juanita and that dress, I can’t even tell you.
441 Carolyn February 16, 2012 at 7:40 pm: And the point is – if I’d have had Ruth as my math teacher, I totally wouldn’t have failed geometry.
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442 April February 16, 2012 at 7:56 pm: Oh, Jenny. You are a hoot! Check this picture out – the quote is perfect for the pic
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443 SSDomesticDiva February 16, 2012 at 8:02 pm: If I had access to photoshop, I would put:
OMFG! I can’t believe I am pregnant AGAIN!

Damn home computer…
444 Bri February 16, 2012 at 8:07 pm: I could not resist this. http://pic.twitter.com/4tUwrWeM
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445 C.L. February 16, 2012 at 8:12 pm: Since I’ve had a bad day & my child deserves to be eaten…

https://twitter.com/#!/tnrnchick74/status/170329305119866880/photo/1
446 Rick Nelson February 16, 2012 at 8:20 pm: “Don’t tase me, Bro!”

This is the best thing since Ferris Mewler’s mustache cone.
447 Gwen February 16, 2012 at 8:41 pm: wow, hopefully you will be getting a stuffed cock sometime soon….or a rooster that is. LOVE the photos! So much fodder for future madcap adventures with Juanita!
Gwen recently posted..For Valentine’s Day: Cock Talk
448 Alyssa February 16, 2012 at 8:41 pm: http://chunkydunk222.blogspot.com/2012/02/juanita-weasel.html
Alyssa recently posted..Juanita Weasel
449 Anna February 16, 2012 at 8:47 pm: This has been my personal joy, of late, though he’s non-taxidermied, I feel a certain kinship between these two:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/75918425@N05/
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450 Josie February 16, 2012 at 8:52 pm: I couldn’t skip this meme. Too much fun!
https://twitter.com/#!/josiefiend/status/170339059888164864/photo/1
451 Imperfectmomma February 16, 2012 at 8:55 pm: Juanita showing some love to those who are hurting

http://www.reallyimamom.com/2012/02/never-give-up.html?m=1
Imperfectmomma recently posted..Never Give Up
452 Mary February 16, 2012 at 8:56 pm: I think I’ve just become a fan of taxidermy.
Mary recently posted..Hello, World!
453 Mary February 16, 2012 at 8:57 pm: (Okay, I’m not sure how my son’s new blog got attached to my comment. My apologies.)
454 Danica February 16, 2012 at 9:01 pm: A little ‘Street Car Named Desire’, mayhaps?

http://cheezburger.com/View/5851452928
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455 Beth February 16, 2012 at 9:11 pm: Maaannnnnn I am so late to this party but I want in!

http://memegenerator.net/instance/14744350?urlName=Juanita-Weasel&browsingOrder=New&browsingTimeSpan=AllTime
456 TaraUB February 16, 2012 at 9:20 pm: http://pinterest.com/pin/109775309637073178/
457 alaina February 16, 2012 at 9:27 pm: http://coldbloodedfun.blogspot.com/2012/02/challenge-accepted.html

Meet my Juanitas. One says “motherfucker.” One needs a razor. One wins a Grammy. And one has a braveheart.

I had to stop at four, or I’d be up all night.
alaina recently posted..Challenge Accepted.
458 The Dandy Lioness February 16, 2012 at 9:32 pm: Hi. I just wanted to tell you that you inspire me. Things like the Traveling Red Dress? Amazing. Inspiring women all around the world. You’re you. You’re hilarious, and when I’m feeling sad I’ll pop on here, and just flick through posts. I’m practically falling out of my chair by the end of many of them. Also, I have a store that sells giant rusty metal chickens/roosters/pigs/goats/etc. at the end of my block. Which is pretty amazing. And you own a TARDIS– even if it’s only cardboard.

So, thanks. Thank you for the laughter, and the inspiration. I think you’re pretty amazing.

-The Dandy Lioness
459 Jae February 16, 2012 at 10:47 pm: Who the FUCK left the toilet seat up, again?!
460 Rachel February 16, 2012 at 10:54 pm: must go make my own Juanita caption…right now.
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461 FredSamBoyo February 16, 2012 at 11:11 pm: Anyone pull off Starcraft yet?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v464/ShaggyDiz/Juanita%20the%20Weasel/juanitazergrush.jpg
462 Susan February 16, 2012 at 11:47 pm: Juanita is a fan of outdated dances. She looks silly but has fun, and that’s what’s important. http://memegenerator.net/instance/14755290
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463 Nic F February 17, 2012 at 12:20 am: There are no words to explain how awesome Juanita is…

Here is my contribution for your entertainment…an homage to great 80s movies!

http://filez.bunnythumpers.com/weird.png
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464 Nic F February 17, 2012 at 12:37 am: ok I really was trying to make just one but this one kept pestering me

Tronita! http://filez.bunnythumpers.com/tron.png
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465 Beth Bartlett February 17, 2012 at 1:04 am: One more, and I’m going to bed. Honest. It’s When Harry Met Juanita. http://plaidearthworm.blogspot.com/2012/02/when-harry-met-juanita.html
466 Amber February 17, 2012 at 2:02 am: Just so you know, my bfam wants to be your best friend.
467 Colleen February 17, 2012 at 4:45 am: I’m sure it’s already been done, but here is “Juanita Does Thriller.”
Enjoy!
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b138/skydala/thriller.jpg
I expect to see it on your pinterest page. And I’m not even kidding. Maybe. But why take the chance?
Colleen recently posted..Okay, You Can Stop Anytime!
468 Toni K February 17, 2012 at 5:56 am: I love Juanita! No surprise, my husband doesn’t get it, at all. But I love her!

https://twitter.com/#!/ToniKwaiser/status/170222737737007104/photo/1
Toni K recently posted..Love With All Your Heart
469 moooooog35 February 17, 2012 at 6:01 am: Just when you thought it was safe to go back into rodent-infested waters….

http://bit.ly/ADsXCA
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470 Kara February 17, 2012 at 6:33 am: Juanita can’t contain her affection for Hugh Grant.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/27941121@N02/6891083651/in/photostream
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471 Not a Perfect Mom February 17, 2012 at 7:28 am: I can only hope I’ve done Juanita justice…
http://www.notaperfectmomsblog.com/2012/02/my-very-own-juanitaweasel/
Not a Perfect Mom recently posted..My Very Own #JuanitaWeasel
472 Melanie February 17, 2012 at 7:43 am: It had to be done: http://memegenerator.net/instance/14767693
473 Michelle February 17, 2012 at 8:09 am: This is how I see Juanita http://memegenerator.net/instance/14768101
474 moooooog35 February 17, 2012 at 8:14 am: It’s at this point that it’s more exhausting to keep coming back here to post the individual pictures I’m making and – honestly – my boss is getting a little pissed because every time he comes by my cube there is a weasel picture in a photo editor on my desktop, SO:

https://picasaweb.google.com/114366713991743934152/Juanita

Yes. Juanita has the privilege of having her own album in my Picassa account. I’m not sure what’s wrong with me.
moooooog35 recently posted..Bitter Baking Blackmail, Part Deux
475 Vivian February 17, 2012 at 8:20 am: Oh moooooooog35 absolutely love the juggling one, your boss needs to understand that this is for the greater good of mankind.
Vivian recently posted..Embarrassing my Children since 2004
476 Vivian February 17, 2012 at 8:23 am: Ooh and Kara the Hugh Grant one ha ha ha brilliant.
Vivian recently posted..Embarrassing my Children since 2004
477 ememby February 17, 2012 at 8:27 am: Everything about Juanita has simply made my week… yet another reason why I love you and your humor and your readers’ humor. Just awesome!
ememby recently posted..Five Question Friday
478 Patti February 17, 2012 at 8:29 am: My husband gets the credit, but I get the glory. http://www.flickr.com/photos/spencerandpatti/6891465261/in/photostream
Patti recently posted..Part 10: The Letter C Has Arrived
479 Gadiac February 17, 2012 at 8:33 am: Juanita does Mad Men

http://www.flickr.com/photos/25567402@N05/6891498795/in/photostream
Gadiac recently posted..They say…
480 Shel D February 17, 2012 at 8:41 am: yeah Im with the masses with no life and loving this:

http://tinyurl.com/7s2sdfv

http://tinyurl.com/6uh83xs

http://tinyurl.com/7eju5rm

http://tinyurl.com/79wk7qn
481 Waffle Queen February 17, 2012 at 8:58 am: This might have been done already but I couldn’t resist….. Juanita collating with Wil Wheaton.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/55204949@N08/6891609683/in/photostream
482 Kathy E. February 17, 2012 at 9:03 am: My rec volleyball team, Buzz Kill, recently adopted Juanita as our mascot. Here’s her giving our rally cry.

http://t.co/stGKANRi
483 Dan February 17, 2012 at 9:25 am: “Cat math” is a recurring theme on You Suck at Craigslist, starting with this one. We even have a mouse pad about it.
Dan recently posted..YSaC, Vol. 1190: Like we don’t have ENOUGH double entendres around here…
484 Ctina February 17, 2012 at 9:30 am: Where’s Juanita?

https://twitter.com/#!/SalsaChick36/status/170522601112862721/photo/1/large
485 SSDomesticDiva February 17, 2012 at 9:34 am: Juanita channeling me this morning.
486 SSDomesticDiva February 17, 2012 at 9:34 am: Dammit! forgot to hit paste
http://memegenerator.net/instance/14771664
487 ohjennymae February 17, 2012 at 9:36 am: don’t fuck with juanita when she’s wearing her traveling red dress. http://www.flickr.com/photos/mommymae/6891757461/
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488 Zorah Oppenheimer February 17, 2012 at 9:42 am: On an unrelated, but equally important note:

http://www.sanjuanislander.com/island-newshome/more/ports/3179-photo-of-the-day

I grew up in the San Juan Islands and still read the daily news. This was the photo of the day this morning. You’re welcome.
489 Rebecca February 17, 2012 at 9:45 am: Hopefully I will do this right!!

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-uNlm1idjNng/Tz51XpEuGVI/AAAAAAAAALU/KP3Ia6AaLHE/s400/JW+Soylent+Green.jpg
490 Ginger McPastry February 17, 2012 at 9:48 am: Sorry for the very late submission but I had to teach myself how to copy and paste heads in photoshop.

I would like to introduce Juanita Anya Christina Emmanuella Jenkins…Harris who is afraid of Bunnies.

http://t.co/XWD9CBZ
491 SSDomesticDiva February 17, 2012 at 9:49 am: This one is corny but I couldn’t help myself…
http://memegenerator.net/instance/14772268
492 Dan February 17, 2012 at 10:12 am: Juanita always had a weakness for pretty things…
http://t.co/oM6pBl3l
493 plaidfox February 17, 2012 at 10:13 am: Juanita becomes a super-villian.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/76760945@N02/6891916077/in/photostream
494 Tassie February 17, 2012 at 10:14 am: I adore you.

PLEASE make the souffle pic into a poster. I want that shit for my living room wall!
495 plaidfox February 17, 2012 at 10:50 am: THEY’RE FIRING THEIR LAZORZ!!!!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/76760945@N02/6892082161/in/photostream

I’m having way too much fun with this…
496 Dan February 17, 2012 at 10:51 am: OK, I think this is it for me, as I’m clearly thinking way past my “photoshop” skillz…Juanita wins the Super Bowl?

http://t.co/QwLI4pSt
497 Sarah February 17, 2012 at 11:30 am: For the love of God make this into a t-shirt please.
498 AceyDog February 17, 2012 at 11:33 am: this has abosolutely nothing to do with Juanita, although I love her!
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/2yimqK/www.cabletv.com/doctor-who-timeline/
499 Jet Harrington February 17, 2012 at 11:59 am: So many possibilities. I haven’t seen them all, but I’ll be back to see more. (I’ll be back. Hasta la vista, baby.)

http://www.flickr.com/photos/scatterbeams/6892369901/in/photostream
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500 Thoughtsy February 17, 2012 at 12:01 pm: Sooooo…I’m new here and think you’re awesome. Is there a subscribe-to-your-blog by email button? Where? WHERE?!?! Must…have…Bloggess…every…day.
501 GurlNxtDoor February 17, 2012 at 12:02 pm: I made one in honor of you and Allie Brosh:
http://gurlongirlgaming.blogspot.com/2012/02/my-contribution-to-meme-universe.html
502 Sedge | noob-dad February 17, 2012 at 12:03 pm: That brings back some good memories, plaidfox. You could almost throw this into any old cartoon I think.
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503 plaidfox February 17, 2012 at 12:07 pm: Juanita expresses herself in song.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/76760945@N02/6892414785/in/photostream
504 Steve February 17, 2012 at 12:08 pm: Hi! Accept this “award,” ’cause I’m sure you need another one. http://manatdesk.com/2012/02/17/abc-award/
Steve recently posted..ABC Award
505 Judy February 17, 2012 at 12:08 pm: My co-worker was so inspired by Juanita she made this for our office:

https://twitter.com/#!/udepeep/status/170570122229063680/photo/1
Judy recently posted..In Which I Have The Worst Day At Work Ever
506 Gadiac February 17, 2012 at 1:57 pm: Matalo, matalo, Juanita, Juanita!
Matalo, matalo, Juanita, Juanita!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/25567402@N05/6892894773/in/photostream
Gadiac recently posted..They say…
507 If I were God... February 17, 2012 at 2:23 pm: Ya know, we had a kid in school who played with dead things all the time too.
THE SENT HIS ASS TO COUNSELING.
508 If I were God... February 17, 2012 at 2:24 pm: Where’s my mother flaming link?
Oh, there it is! The dead weasal must have ate it!
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509 BBerry February 17, 2012 at 2:58 pm: Here is my contribution:

http://memegenerator.net/instance/14787601
510 Judy February 17, 2012 at 3:04 pm: Just had another run-in with our tax software company, so I revised my last blog to include a comment by Juanita.

We have decided we need Juanita stickers for our office.

And also, I think my ulcers will be better becuase Juanita can do the screaming for me!
Judy recently posted..In Which I Have The Worst Day At Work Ever
511 Fluff February 17, 2012 at 3:04 pm: Oh, the humanity!

http://memegenerator.net/instance/14787892
512 carey February 17, 2012 at 3:22 pm: politically insensitive juanita
513 The Grouchy Mom February 17, 2012 at 3:33 pm: Long Live The Dead Weasel!

I was cracking up today all by myself, thinking of Jaunita, as I drove to pick up the kids!
The Grouchy Mom recently posted..Confessions of a Potty-Mouthed Mom
514 Dee February 17, 2012 at 3:35 pm: I mean, honestly… a very precursory search of ebay netted a few things that could totally go in your collection. For example, I picture this one next to Juanita with an apron of her own and her tray filled with baked goods: http://www.ebay.com/itm/Crazy-Like-Fox-Taxidermy-Spectacular-Display-London-Portobello-Antiques-/130647399956?pt=Antiques_Decorative_Arts&hash=item1e6b311e14 …. and here we have a wild western squirrel complete with hat and gun: http://www.ebay.com/itm/VERY-CUTE-GRAY-SQUIRREL-COWBOY-GUN-TAXIDERMY-fishing-fur-trap-deer-animal-rodent-/220869705008?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item336cdc3d30 …. and here is a raccoon drinking a beer: http://www.ebay.com/itm/RACCOON-TAXIDERMY-MOUNT-BEER-OTTER-SKUNK-FUR-TRAPPING-HUNTING-DOG-ANIMAL-/230716765713?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item35b7ca7611

Where does one even BEGIN collecting such things, with all the available gems out there?
515 Bill Dorman February 17, 2012 at 3:44 pm: Lovely indeed; thanks for sending me off on the weekend w/ a laugh and a smile.
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516 Bob (no the other one) February 17, 2012 at 3:45 pm: Flipping back and forth between the blank Juanita and the Jazz Hands Juanita in your flickr album is frightfully amusing. I have completely destroyed any chance of continued productivity at work. I bid you good day, madam!

(on a side note, in case no one has said it to you today or in the last several minutes at least: You are beautiful. You make the world more beautiful. You are winning life perfectly. Do. Not. Stop. Ever.)
517 Dee February 17, 2012 at 3:55 pm: Nevermind, I found where one begins a collection: http://www.ebay.com/itm/FOX-SQUIRREL-MOTORCYCLE-BIKE-TAXIDERMY-TRAP-DOG-HUNTING-DEER-ANTLER-HONDA-/230717151112?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item35b7d05788

Thank you, internet.
518 carey February 17, 2012 at 3:56 pm: like a love note
519 carey February 17, 2012 at 3:57 pm: http://www.flickr.com/photos/cwflor/6893389655

http://www.flickr.com/photos/cwflor/6893249205/
520 carey February 17, 2012 at 3:58 pm: http://www.flickr.com/photos/cwflor/6893249205/
521 carey February 17, 2012 at 4:01 pm: http://www.flickr.com/photos/cwflor/6893389655/
522 bschooled February 17, 2012 at 4:01 pm: I’m trying to make one of Juanita lying seductively on a bearskin rug, but it’s not working.

Because of the claws and open mouth, it looks more like she just claimed her next meal…
bschooled recently posted..Rosetta Stoned
523 Meg February 17, 2012 at 4:18 pm: I really love that Zazzle decided that it would be appropriate to showcase this on the wall of a child’s room. Clearly, Zazzle gets you.
Meg recently posted..Cake Wrecks Tribute
524 DearSweetMama February 17, 2012 at 4:33 pm: What is really worrying me about all of this is that I have found myself on EBay looking for taxidermied animals with more than a little serious fascination. I really like the chipmunk in the canoe, but I can’t find one with the perfect angst of Juanita. And boy do I need the angst.
525 Gadiac February 17, 2012 at 4:36 pm: Inspired by this tweet http://www.twitter.com/TheBloggess/status/170584450797813761

http://www.flickr.com/photos/25567402@N05/6893544009/in/photostream
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526 Steph February 17, 2012 at 4:55 pm: I think Juanita has had it with her family:

http://memegenerator.net/instance/14793169?urlName=Juanita-Weasel&browsingOrder=New&browsingTimeSpan=AllTime
527 Charity February 17, 2012 at 5:05 pm: That made me snot out my nose, I laughed so hard!
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528 Kat February 17, 2012 at 5:43 pm: Juanita loves bulldozers a little too much…
http://memegenerator.net/instance/14795332
Kat recently posted..Tweet Awesomeness
529 MegsieMay February 17, 2012 at 5:48 pm: Just created some for the bakers out there:
http://megsiemay.blogspot.com/2012/02/bonus-post-aproned-weasels-are-awesome.html
MegsieMay recently posted..Bonus Post: Aproned Weasels are Awesome
530 Jessica February 17, 2012 at 6:18 pm: I love this so much. I love Juanita more than cake.
Jessica recently posted..How to be a Professional Cell Phone Pet Photographer.
531 EdT. February 17, 2012 at 6:49 pm: Jenny – here’s my first attempt (in the CommentLuv). Evidence that proofreading matters.

Cheers (and thanks!),
~EdT.
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532 Heather February 17, 2012 at 6:59 pm: Jens… you’re my hero and I’ve tagged you in my blog… LOVE you!
533 Adriana_G February 17, 2012 at 7:11 pm: Poor Juanita, if it’s not one thing it’s another…

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-buGf4ZllAm8/Tz43sndxIII/AAAAAAAAARM/SPlpYC5R0Qw/s1600/Juanita+Weasel.jpg
Adriana_G recently posted..Juanita Has Good Reason to be Cross…
534 GirltoMom- Heidi February 17, 2012 at 7:48 pm: Here are mine: 1.) Small Town Juanita. 2.) Health conscious Juanita and 3.) Mommy Meltdown Juanita.

http://girltomom.com/wild-animals/juanita-weasal
GirltoMom- Heidi recently posted..Juanita Weasal
535 purplepenguin February 17, 2012 at 8:00 pm: Help! I don’t know what to do! How do you do all this cool stuff???? I am so frustrated!!!!!!!!!

Please, some easy directions for a woman past 50!!!!!!
536 Adriana_G February 17, 2012 at 8:14 pm: It was Stella’s fault: http://virtualjottingsbyadriana.blogspot.com.au/2012/02/juanita-has-good-reason-to-be-cross.html
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537 Denise February 17, 2012 at 8:16 pm: Love it!
538 SpiderArcana February 17, 2012 at 8:20 pm: You must know of this artist. Christopher Moore recommends her. And I recommend Christopher Moore.

…..

JUST MOTHERFUCKING READ THE BOOKS AND ENJOY THIS LINK: http://www.zombiepinups.com/monique/
539 The Keswick Blogger February 17, 2012 at 8:36 pm: You are the wing beneath my wings. Or, you would be if I had wings, but since I (probably) don’t, you’re more like an essential (read: only) part of my ‘find sanity plan.’

Watch out world *grin*
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540 meg February 17, 2012 at 8:38 pm: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v458/meg1970/juanita%20weasel/juanitaweaselrelevant.jpg
541 Joules February 17, 2012 at 8:44 pm: Two weasels are better than one.
http://www.lucidlotuslife.com/index.php/2012/02/17/hey-buddy-and-thebloggess/
Joules recently posted..Hey Buddy. And @TheBloggess.
542 Serenla February 17, 2012 at 8:58 pm: http://qkme.me/366yd1
543 Serenla February 17, 2012 at 9:09 pm: And one more

http://static.quickmeme.com/media/social/qm.gif
544 Serenla February 17, 2012 at 9:10 pm: Crap, wrong url on that one

http://qkme.me/366yne
545 Marie M. S. February 17, 2012 at 9:18 pm: It had to be done, because in my head, you and Allie of “Hyperbole and a Half” belong together: http://i421.photobucket.com/albums/pp299/followingwords/fun/whenworldscollide.png
Marie M. S. recently posted..…born nice as hell…
546 April February 17, 2012 at 9:23 pm: Love this – your original humor is contagious. Yes, I do realize this is me saying I am also humorous. Check my photo on my blog of your blog and let me know!
April recently posted..Language – watch out!
547 Cate February 17, 2012 at 10:11 pm: Juanita in the Tardis http://pinterest.com/pin/101049585359082001/
548 Joi_the_Artist February 17, 2012 at 10:17 pm: I can’t stop making these!

Juanita IS the Doctor! http://twitpic.com/8l6zjy
549 Brandy February 17, 2012 at 10:29 pm: Here’s Harry Belafonte singing Juanita’s song!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StqXsArefxU
550 sara February 17, 2012 at 11:22 pm: This really has nothing to do with Juanita, but I really think you need to watch this. I swear it’s not porn, but it is hilarious and extremely weird.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4ttVP2cyK4
551 Joy Ribisi February 17, 2012 at 11:27 pm: Amazing amazingness, as always!
Joy Ribisi recently posted..Recipe Scrapbook
552 Mary February 17, 2012 at 11:49 pm: I might not be the most creative person on the planet, but I just had to join in the fun.

http://cheezburger.com/View/5856851200
553 Rai February 18, 2012 at 12:09 am: Dead weasel math. If I don’t know an answer to something on my stats test, I’m just doing this.
Rai recently posted..The Sad Playdoh
554 Mary Clark February 18, 2012 at 12:22 am: https://twitter.com/#!/notmoody/status/170473927171256320/photo/1

Weight lifting is a pain in the Weasel.
Mary Clark recently posted..M.E.N.S.A. and my new camera
555 handheadman February 18, 2012 at 1:42 am: Okay, folks, top this one! The Bloggess Mega-Meme:
http://pinterest.com/pin/278308451942579670/
556 Jo and the Novelist February 18, 2012 at 9:11 am: I’ve been away from the internet for too long…

Juanita is how I feel right now. I have PMT.
Jo and the Novelist recently posted..Why my attempts at being confident make me feel like a knobhead
557 Susan Poirier February 18, 2012 at 9:29 am: Wow if it wasn’t for you blog I don’t think I could make it through the day! You bring a smile to my face everytime!
Susan Poirier recently posted..First Week Back
558 GirltoMom- Heidi February 18, 2012 at 10:04 am: 551 is impressive!
GirltoMom- Heidi recently posted..Juanita Weasal
559 GirltoMom- Heidi February 18, 2012 at 10:12 am: #532 Go to http://www.memegenerator.net and put in Junaita’s name and you can make one!
GirltoMom- Heidi recently posted..Juanita Weasal
560 Meredith February 18, 2012 at 10:13 am: The original Leia:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/76914359@N03/6896955033/
561 WebSavvyMom February 18, 2012 at 10:27 am: –>Here’s mine:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/thaxtonfam/6897045137/in/photostream
WebSavvyMom recently posted..Wordless Wednesday – Just Dance
562 WebSavvyMom February 18, 2012 at 10:29 am: Just in case that link didn’t work – - http://www.flickr.com/photos/thaxtonfam/6897045137/
563 Blondie February 18, 2012 at 10:41 am: Juanita doesn’t understand small-town Iowa language: http://talesfromclarkstreet.blogspot.com/2012/02/add-weasel-to-your-day.html
Blondie recently posted..Add a Weasel to Your Day
564 jessesmomus February 18, 2012 at 11:11 am: lulz :p
565 Sandra Cormier February 18, 2012 at 11:21 am: In case you missed it on Twitter, I have a couple of Juanitas.
Here’s Juanita In Space:
https://twitter.com/#!/Chumplet/status/170912586227908608/photo/1

And the other, in honour of my favourite movie Jurassic Park, Juanita Must Go Faster:
https://twitter.com/#!/Chumplet/status/170912786996658177/photo/1
Sandra Cormier recently posted..Mama Don’t Take My Paperback Away
566 Sedge | noob-dad February 18, 2012 at 11:21 am: Ouch, we’re really stretching for wit now it seems.

Step 1. Open picture
Step 2. Enter some words
Step 3. FUNNEH?????
Sedge | noob-dad recently posted..How Did Cavemen Deal With Dumb Babies?
567 Redneck Hillbillies February 18, 2012 at 11:32 am: Thanks for inviting us to have our way with Juanita! I made four of them….probably already done to death but I’m NOT clicking on a hundred links to find out.
Redneck Hillbillies recently posted..Juanita the Weasel (for the Bloggess)
568 Elyse February 18, 2012 at 12:23 pm: http://cheezburger.com/View/5858584064
569 artgirl68 February 18, 2012 at 12:31 pm: Such fun! Here’s my contribution: http://pinterest.com/pin/27162403972448753/
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570 handheadman February 18, 2012 at 1:11 pm: Because too much is never enough, my Bloggess Mega-Meme got even memeier! Inside the TARDIS you’ll find Jenny wielding a sonic screwdriver, Beyonce, Hamlet, Juanita Weasel in a Traveling Red Dress, Nathan Fillion holding twine, A TARDIS in the TARDIS for time traveling when you’re traveling in time, Wil Wheaton collating paper, and a Wolf Blitzer at the door. Whew!

http://pinterest.com/pin/278308451942581343/
571 Aldi Cook February 18, 2012 at 1:17 pm: Love the meme. A few of my additions:
http://pinterest.com/pin/10485011602371148/
http://pinterest.com/pin/10485011602371153/
Aldi Cook recently posted..Mini Cinnamon Rolls
572 purplepenguin February 18, 2012 at 1:21 pm: I did it! I did it! http://pinterest.com/pin/207728601532338302/

Insert appropriate happy dance here! LOL
573 Lynn Z February 18, 2012 at 1:23 pm: A taxidermied weasel and a WKRP in Cincinnati reference. I don’t think my day could get any better.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/lynnzimm/6897898393/
Lynn Z recently posted..Wrapping things up
574 handheadman February 18, 2012 at 1:38 pm: The Mega-Meme felt a bit naked without a caption so I added one: http://pinterest.com/pin/278308451942581465/
575 Aldi Cook February 18, 2012 at 1:46 pm: A redux Juanita Vader:

http://pinterest.com/pin/10485011602371274/
Aldi Cook recently posted..Mini Cinnamon Rolls
576 Dennis Dillow February 18, 2012 at 1:56 pm: I used your blank to illustrate a song my friend once wrote and sang with the band Feo y Loco.
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=2322847810282&set=p.2322847810282&type=1
577 handheadman February 18, 2012 at 2:38 pm: Okay, I really am done this time… for now. Added Neil Gaiman in a monkey hat:
http://pinterest.com/pin/278308451942581675/
578 Teresa Hill February 18, 2012 at 2:46 pm: Oh, no, I just got an invitation to join Pinterest. Someone do an intervention, quick. I know I could play there forever. I know Juanita’s there, too.
Teresa Hill recently posted..Rewriting: It wasn’t Sexy enough or happy enough.
579 GirltoMom- Heidi February 18, 2012 at 3:17 pm: Three more: I think I have a problem.

http://girltomom.com/a-giggle/juanita-weasal-meme
GirltoMom- Heidi recently posted..Juanita Weasal Meme
580 Angela S February 18, 2012 at 4:17 pm: http://www.flickr.com/photos/gingela2002/6898774039/
Not only did I make my first meme, I remembered how to sign into my flickr account! win/win/win
And I dare you to not sing along.
581 Ali February 18, 2012 at 4:24 pm: One more from me.

http://cranialspasm.com/2012/02/16/why-am-i-captioning-a-picture-of-a-dead-stuffed-weasel-named-juanita/
Ali recently posted..Childhood Memories: When I Needed a Tauntaun
582 Newtonsongbird February 18, 2012 at 5:45 pm: Juanita does an Axe spray commercial:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/50453629@N00/6899182951/
583 Susan February 18, 2012 at 5:48 pm: OMG – our priest does “JAZZ HANDS” when he does the blessing. This would send him over the edge.
584 Emily February 18, 2012 at 5:50 pm: If she had on a Christmas apron it would have been Santa’s going to kill an elf.
http://flic.kr/p/bvEbUc
585 Kymberlee February 18, 2012 at 6:21 pm: Thought you might like this half deer to maybe go with your weasel.

Kymberlee
586 Carrie February 18, 2012 at 6:52 pm: Oh, niiiiiice.

Juanita and her many personalities I am now in my head creating for her will surface at my office.

Over and over and over and over again.

They will all hate me soon.

THANK YOU, JUANITA!
Carrie recently posted..I kinda felt like a referee at a never-ending press conference.
587 handheadman February 18, 2012 at 7:53 pm: Hello, my name is Bart and I’m a Juanita Weasel addict. I’ve added yet MORE to the overstuffed TARDIS:
http://pinterest.com/pin/278308451942583199/
588 Boristhetart February 18, 2012 at 8:43 pm: http://www.ebay.com/itm/taxidermy-two-headed-freak-chick-mounted-case-/280828827131?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item4162b3d5fb
589 Erin February 18, 2012 at 8:46 pm: Can’t Stop the Signal!
Firefly, Capt Mal and Serenity live!
http://pic.twitter.com/gsgglTzu
and
http://t.co/vMNcYrKt
590 Cactus Sally February 18, 2012 at 9:37 pm: Weasels Gone Wild! http://www.flickr.com/photos/cactus_sally/6900201081/in/photostream

Juanita goes to Rome. http://www.flickr.com/photos/cactus_sally/6900179069/in/photostream
591 Marylou February 18, 2012 at 10:15 pm: you really need to see this..it’s so you…. no, wait, maybe it IS you… http://www.lostateminor.com/2011/03/16/erin-shaw/
592 Diana February 18, 2012 at 10:44 pm: Juanita likes Maroon 5:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v234/karensmom/Juanita/blankjuanita.jpg
593 Naked Girl in a Dress February 19, 2012 at 7:36 am: I love this weasel. I think everyone will be getting Juanita cards for their birthday this year. They will either be ecstatic or my social circle will shrink.
Naked Girl in a Dress recently posted..Want Some Advice?
594 Kara February 19, 2012 at 8:35 am: Juanita Weasel is Sleepless in Seattle

http://www.flickr.com/photos/27941121@N02/6902774507/
Kara recently posted..Riley on Marketing and Food
595 Amie February 19, 2012 at 11:55 am: Juanita seriously saved my morning! THANK YOU SO MUCH. I found it very therapeutic to add some text explaining the source of my mini-meltdown, and included her in a blog post this AM:
http://dailymutilation.com/2012/02/19/juanita-the-weasel-helps-explain-my-morning/
596 Anna Banana February 19, 2012 at 1:25 pm: So, does Victor bow his head to your brilliance after these sorts of purchases?
597 Sara February 19, 2012 at 2:54 pm: Juanita Meets the Robinsons. I know I’m late to the party, but I couldn’t resist!
http://qkme.me/367o7k
598 Jules February 19, 2012 at 6:44 pm: OH.
EM.
GEE!

Thanks so much for the outstanding Juanita template. I used it in my blog tonight. You are the shit, Jenny! I Can’t WAIT to get my hands on your book!

Happy cold-ass Sunday!

Xoxox!
Jules recently posted..Shopping Adventures…or Not.
599 Margaret February 19, 2012 at 9:10 pm: Saw this on reddit. Should’ve known it was Jenny…
600 Mr Farty February 20, 2012 at 2:46 pm: Hmm, I seem to be late to the party as usual. Can’t think of anything except…
Mr Farty recently posted..She’s A Juanita
601 Emily February 20, 2012 at 9:25 pm: Yeah, it’s late, but still…
http://flic.kr/p/bwXwDt
602 Kara February 21, 2012 at 3:38 pm: Juanita Weasel loves slides. http://www.flickr.com/photos/27941121@N02/6918377813/in/photostream
Kara recently posted..Riley on Marketing and Food
603 Jesse February 21, 2012 at 9:42 pm: Juanita Seinfeld… http://bit.ly/yQAZ2R
604 francestichey February 22, 2012 at 9:29 am: It puts “life” after death in perspective–ya think?
605 Allie February 22, 2012 at 11:57 am: Can I take her to the next PTA meeting?

Or better yet to cheer for my son’s football team in the Fall? He would just die!
Allie recently posted..Blogging Success: Failure Is Success
606 Puppygirl February 23, 2012 at 10:01 pm: It’s not likely to stop now is it?
My husband had a dream (no, I’m not ripping off Martin Luther King Jr., he actually had a dream) after being so caustic about the charms of Juanita. He dreamt about Juanita holding up the Stanley Cup. Obviously, it can’t be just Juanita holding the Cup.

So, naturally, this lead me to spend the next 48 hours of my life on successive trials and errors to come up with the following:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/77275633@N06/6924752657/

Of course, my husband had something to complain about– “Why is the cup floating over him?” It’s not. It’s celebratory, she’s throwing it up in the air (yes, yes, in real life, too heavy… but this is JUANITA we’re talking about). ANYway. That led me to create this:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/77275633@N06/6778641114/

Now my husband won’t go to sleep.
607 Cat Alexandra @ Internet Marketing Success February 24, 2012 at 4:07 pm: OMG I think I just roared out loud! LOL
608 judy February 25, 2012 at 12:00 pm: It’s never too late for a Buffy/Juanita crossover meme!

https://twitter.com/#!/udepeep/status/173465355052789760/photo/1
https://twitter.com/#!/udepeep/status/173466041207369728/photo/1
609 Anonymous February 26, 2012 at 4:24 pm: When will there be a Juanita Weasel “souffle” fridge magnet??
610 Amy March 4, 2012 at 8:01 pm: Dead rodent love. <3
Amy recently posted..Kindles Are Like Crack
611 Practical Paralegalism March 10, 2012 at 9:56 am: My legal support staff readers love Juanita, and want “freakin’ telepathic miracle worker” t-shirts and mugs. They’re a lot more awesome than my existing “miracle worker” cartoon mug, no doubt Maybe you could add them to your shop, and I can tell ‘em where they can get one?
Practical Paralegalism recently posted..TGIF: Juanita Weasel Makes Like a Paralegal
612 WormKarma March 13, 2012 at 5:51 pm: Now this exists…
http://wormkarma.tumblr.com/post/19222410603/worm-cop
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