If you don’t know who Juanita Weasel is yet then click here. Then come back. Ready? Awesome.
My friend Ruth made this for me and it’s so fantastic I can’t not share it:
And that is the math of Juanita Weasel. Also, several of you have asked if there’s a blank Juanita template you can use to create your own version of a screaming weasel. Answer: Of course there is. Click here, sweet things.
UPDATED: If you’re not on twitter you are missing the amazing awesomeness of a juanita meme that just keeps on giving. I can’t even keep up with all the bad-ass Juanita renditions so if you made on, leave a link in the comments here so the world can enjoy. As a small token of my thanks for making me laugh my ass off, one of you will get a free Juanita poster. Either the safe-for-work one, or the profanity-laden version. Your choice.