I’m starting to sell some fucked-up shit on ebay so that I can buy some more fucked-up shit on ebay. It’s a vicious circle, and a sign that I probably need help. Regardless, my decapitated, possibly-haunted, broken robot is already at $46 and that pays for at least a dozen lightly-used glass eyeballs.
Also, the shipping is $25 in the US (it’s crazy heavy because of the motor on the bottom) or free if you just want the dismembered head. And if you win I’ll throw in a free, signed copy of my book. Or I’ll leave it out if you think that lowers the value of the overall package. It’s totally up to you.
PS. It’s way easier to read on the actual site.
My favorite part: “Have one to sell? Sell it yourself!”
Because who doesn’t have an extra, decapitated, soul-devouring, home-made, broken robot?