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I'm huge and/or hated in Germany

Today I opened my mail and found my book translated into German, along with a German magazine filled with pictures of my grandparents for some reason. It was weird. And awesome. At first I thought the title translated to “What’s With The Night War, Stinky?” but according to people on twitter it’s more like “IsContinue reading “I'm huge and/or hated in Germany”

In The Library

For those of us with triskaidekaphobia the year 2012+1 will be an entire year of forced behavioral therapy. It’s a stupid superstition but one I still struggle to shake as (for me) it’s wrapped into a weird layer of OCD-based terror. In my mind, every time some one says the unlucky number, everything becomes unlucky forContinue reading “In The Library”

Hello. Did you send me a box of dead hamster?

Victor: Did you check the mail? me: Yeah, there were three bills and a box of dead hamster. Victor: *sigh* me: Everyone gets bills, babe. You can’t escape bills. It’s not personal. Victor: Mhm. me: You aren’t going to ask about the box of dead hamster? Victor: Nope. me: Because I kind of really need youContinue reading “Hello. Did you send me a box of dead hamster?”

I’m tempted to do this whole post in caps. THAT’S HOW EXCITED I AM ABOUT IT.

Remember last week when I was trying to buy that dead pony I wanted? (I’ll just apologize for that first sentence right here if this is your first time here. You should probably just come back tomorrow.) Well I got outbid on it, but that was actually a blessing in disguise because then I foundContinue reading “I’m tempted to do this whole post in caps. THAT’S HOW EXCITED I AM ABOUT IT.”

EVERYBODY WINS

Remember last month when my blog kept crashing whenever I got too much traffic? Well, turns out I needed a new dedicated server and all that junk, and I sort of vacillated on getting one because it’s more expensive. But then I got an email from a company who offered to sponsor my new serverContinue reading “EVERYBODY WINS”

It’s like a hoodie. But with fangs.

Last week my friend Suebob pointed me toward an enormous taxidermied wolf on Etsy THAT YOU CAN WEAR. It was made of awesome, and I was able to verify that the wolf died of old age/kidney failure so I could buy it with a clear conscience and PETA couldn’t throw blood at me when I woreContinue reading “It’s like a hoodie. But with fangs.”