Last weekend I was talking to Laurence Simon (who literally is Full Of Crap) about his 100 Word Stories Podcast Challenge and so I wrote and recorded a story for him. Then today I listened to the podcast where Laurence plays everyone’s stories and was mortified to realize that everybody else who submitted an mp3 of their story has their own theme song, sound effects, and (I think) Morgan Freeman narrating whereas I’m pretty sure you can hear the opening theme to Spongebob Squarepants in the background of mine.
It’s like first time you go to a Gay Pride parade and you think you’re all cool because you’re wearing an “edgy” shirt that has the f-word on it and then you end up wedged between the girl wearing the duct-tape bikini and the guy who made his costume out of 18 swans.
Anyway, if you want to hear it, go here and click on the gramophone.
PS. This is a gramophone.
PPS. Oh never mind, just click here.