Blueberry lies

My friend Steve peeled a blueberry and discovered they aren’t actually blue on the inside.  I feel betrayed.

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PS.  Steve may not know that he’s my friend but I listed him as an emergency contact at work so yeah, we’re pretty close.

17 thoughts on “Blueberry lies

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  1. I’ve been a huge fan of his “Steve, don’t eat it!” segment for months now. It’s not too often you’ll find someone who will eat Beggin Strips. I highly recommend it.

  2. Is this something that has been ejected by your Parvo-ridden body? That looks like no blueberry I’ve seen.

    And sweet-zombie-Jesus woman, I can’t believe you are still sick!! Do you even remember where you work?

  3. Have you seriously never peeled a blueberry before?

    On a related note, what did you do your entire fucking childhood?

  4. Hmpf. I thought everyone peeled grapes, tomatoes and blueberries when they were kids…who knew

  5. I believe this to actually be a squid eyeball…. and please try not to notice that I’m wading around in your 2007 postings. Avert your eyes, nothing to see here…

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