My friend Steve peeled a blueberry and discovered they aren’t actually blue on the inside. I feel betrayed.
PS. Steve may not know that he’s my friend but I listed him as an emergency contact at work so yeah, we’re pretty close.
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We’re taking Hailey and their partner on a road trip to @meowwolfgrapevine for their 19th birthday and then dropping them back at college on the way home so that means 4am birthday cake. WE PLAN THINGS SO WELL.
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I fucking love these people & not just because they support my wine-slushee habit:
I read this yesterday and fell in love with him. He’s mine. Actually, my friend Missy would probably fight us for him.
how the hell do you peel a tiny blueberry? and that pic kinda makes me not like them anymore…
Its like a kiwi inside. Hmmm…..
I’ve been a huge fan of his “Steve, don’t eat it!” segment for months now. It’s not too often you’ll find someone who will eat Beggin Strips. I highly recommend it.
Peel down one more layer and it’s white. And just what is that all about, I ask you?
Julie
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Is this something that has been ejected by your Parvo-ridden body? That looks like no blueberry I’ve seen.
And sweet-zombie-Jesus woman, I can’t believe you are still sick!! Do you even remember where you work?
It’s kinda like a green eyeball.
HAHAHA Only you girl. I love it!
I love steve. I wonder if he would be my emergency contact. Can SAHM’s have an emergency contact?
i like to freeze them…. and eat them frozen.
Steve’s my kind of guy.
Yes, but can he polish a turd?
I think that is an alien blueberry.. I am pretty much convinced!
Have you seriously never peeled a blueberry before?
On a related note, what did you do your entire fucking childhood?
Hmpf. I thought everyone peeled grapes, tomatoes and blueberries when they were kids…who knew
I believe this to actually be a squid eyeball…. and please try not to notice that I’m wading around in your 2007 postings. Avert your eyes, nothing to see here…
But they TASTE blue, inside and out!