Things I learned this weekend at a Trash the Dress photoshoot:
If you don’t own a strapless bra you can put bandaids on your boobs to give yourself a little more lift however it will actually cause your nipple to sort of implode, making it look like it’s eating itself. The extra perkiness is nice but I’m not sure it’s worth the unsettling knowledge that deep inside my dress my boob looked like it was being sucked into a black hole.
Pictures (not of the nipples, you’re welcome) on Mama Drama.
Update: Tater Tots for the Masses has illustrated a male version of the “lift scenario”.