mama drama excerpts – The Bloggess

Judgemental cat is unpleased

So the term “mommyblogger” is pretty much the new “bitches”. It was out of style for a bit but now it’s returning with a vengeance. (We’re taking it back, motherf’ers!) I wrote about it on my other blog and got this response from a friend of mine: Friend: Hey, I read your post about mommybloggers. You spelled ‘beaver’ wrong. Me: Continue reading “Judgemental cat is unpleased”

Scaring off celebrities

Evil Dwight, the pseudo-editor of my other blog, just let us know that Mama Drama was being touted in the “Moms” section of Alltop.com, a website aggregating “all the top sites on the web”. The Alltop site is the brainchild of Guy Kawasaki who is totally famous for stuff. I don’t know the details but trust me. Totally famous. So I decided to send him an email (subjectContinue reading “Scaring off celebrities”

An explanation and some jewelry

Recently I’ve had some surprisingly annoyed people ask me why I post on two blogs. Here’s why: Years ago some chick wrote for Mama Drama on the Houston Chronicle. She quit because she “couldn’t blog and still be a good mother” so I wrote to Evil Dwight, the editor, and said “I’ll blog! I’m already a terrible mother!” and was oneContinue reading “An explanation and some jewelry”

Totally inappropriate Halloween costume

You guys want to see my somewhat disturbing but censored home-made Halloween costume? Click here. Update: Okay, I’ve gotten a lot of bizarre giant squid emails over the years from you guys but this is not even close to being funny. You people are dead to me. *Comments turned off because it’s too confusing to have themContinue reading “Totally inappropriate Halloween costume”

Trash the dress

Things I learned this weekend at a Trash the Dress photoshoot: If you don’t own a strapless bra you can put bandaids on your boobs to give yourself a little more lift however it will actually cause your nipple to sort of implode, making it look like it’s eating itself. The extra perkiness is nice but I’m not sure it’sContinue reading “Trash the dress”