So this week I was extremely distraught to find that Melissa of “Waking Up” has deleted her blog forever. (And yes, she’s the same Melissa of the Great Texas Beergarita Challenge.) True to my word, I informed her that Posey would be minus a toe by the end of the week but that didn’t sway her because she hates cats and often posted pictures of dead ones on her blog. (Prove me wrong, Melissa.)
As I was considering the most humane way to cut off my cat’s toe so I could mail it to her I found out that another one of my favorite bloggers, Pattie from Stolen Moments, who had suddenly quit blogging some time back has just as suddenly returned! Then, days later, the illustrious Blog Chocolate also reappeared! So in honor of this turn of events I’m giving Posey a pardon and letting him keep his toe. Hell, I might even staple an extra one on him. You’re welcome, animal rights activists.
Remember a few posts back when I told you about my three year old taking pictures with her new camera? Well I downloaded a bunch of them and I looked so awful in them I wanted to just shake her, screaming “IS THIS WHAT YOU THINK I LOOK LIKE?!” But I didn’t. Instead I took my banner photo and did a little fotoflexer work on it to see how I would look if I could save up some money for a slight facelift, a straighter nose and some other minor tweaking.
Speaking of things that make me distraught…does anyone have the live recording of Ingrid Michaelson’s “The Way I Am” from the Carson Daly show? Because youtube deleted it and I totally cried about it.
Can you tell I’m off my medication?
And just when all seemed bleak and lost I got an email from the always entertaining Jeff Balke who was so inspired by my last post that he made me this:
Thanks, Jeff. I needed that.
Updated: Okay, you’re right. Forget the facelift. I look too much like Tim Burton’s Blythe Doll. Instead I want Paris Hilton’s body but without all the VD.