The Awesomeness of Amazon Part 4:
(The Awesomeness of Amazon Parts 1-3 here.)
PS. I’ve added Comment Luv to The Bloggess. If it works correctly then bloggers who leave a comment will have their latest post linked here. I don’t know how it works exactly but I suspect it’s some sort of voodoo magic. Tell me if you hate it.
PPS. MamaDramaConQueso II is this Saturday. Still time to get a sitter and/or post bail.
Nothing will ever beat this sale on amazon.
Pure unadulterated awesomeness in the reviews. Don’t mind me if I screwed up the html.
thordora’s last blog post..ok, I’m excited and she’s totally fucking awesome.
Time to get a sitter and/or post bail and/or go to http://www.southwest.com and get a cheap flight here!!
See ya on Saturday!
Margaret’s last blog post..Shaking My Head
I’ve been luvin the CommentLuv thing on other people’s blogs for a while now. Mostly though I just luv saying luv.
Jeff’s last blog post..It’s left for me
That dumbass just made me feel better about my own stupidity. I’d like to give that person a hug for that boost in self esteem.
Heather B.’s last blog post..When in Rome
How in the world did someone look at that and seriously think “hey… it will work for my baby!” People are idiots.
Colleen’s last blog post..How do you follow that?
wait, why CAN’T you use it for babies?
flutter’s last blog post..Therapy notes: What do you want?
I don’t know. I was actually there buying one for Hailey so that I could blog for a few hours while she was in the bathtub.
PS. Um…I’m fairly certain that this review is tongue-in-cheek. I mean, I could be wrong but I’m pretty sure that this guy didn’t accidentally drown his kid with a doggie life preserver. Then again, I could be wrong.
dear gabriel, indeed.
jen’s last blog post..where do the children play (part 2)
oh for the love of gawd! people are so stupid. i’m pretty sure i’m allergic to stupid people.
still trying to pull some money out of my ass so i can go to MDCQII!!
Biddy’s last blog post..check out these beauties
Are ya kidding me? Where do you find these things? Oh, and by the way. Just so you know…be careful when drinking McDonald’s coffee. As the contents may be hot. Oh yeah, and don’t eat the preservative packet in the pocketbooks and shoe boxes. It’s really not salt, people! DUMB, DUMB, and DUMB.
Tracey’s last blog post..So Long, Farewell…
Ooops…The comment luv thingy showed my old blog and I realized I never changed it on your ocmment section, so I now corrected it. Please and thank you.
Tracey’s last blog post..Glow Bear Saves the Day
You must go to amazon and read his other comments. Pure comedy gold!
allison’s last blog post..Den of iniquity
Yeah, that guy reviews really weird stuff–I think one item is male panties that hide their junk, maybe for female impersonating purposes. I don’t know. I didn’t bother to click on the link about the rubber fist.
C’s last blog post..It’s Looking Good for the Democrats, Whoever The Candidate Is
But it has a handy-dandy handle on the back that’s perfect for lifting the child out of the water when the hypothermia leaves them too weak to climb out by themselves. Damn…
NotSoSage’s last blog post..Resolutions
Yet he still gave it one star…brilliant.
Chase’s last blog post..Our Photobooth…Let Me Show You It
How the hell do you find these things on Amazon? The horse head was the best though. I’ll have to check out that commentluv. Maybe it will relive my guilt about not commenting enough on other blogs.
Lotta’s last blog post..Visiting Kate
I love that review. But I am wondering why only two out of five people thought the review was helpful. Did the other three find that the life jacket worked great for their babies?
-R-‘s last blog post..Memories No One Else Has
So many,many people should just not procreate. The babies heads and legs would have had to look awful stupid in that thing.
Simply Jenn’s last blog post..My dog can play tetherball, can yours?
ROTFL! There are strange people in this world.
Jenty’s last blog post..Real life encounters
I luv some Comment luv…Except when my last post was lame.
Headless Mom’s last blog post..I interrupt the resolutions…
This totally makes me want to start a fiction career in Amazon reviews.
Lady M’s last blog post..Long, Stick-Like Objects
the handle is totally the best part. very very handy.
janet’s last blog post..Fun Monday #47: the furry and scaly edition
It’s been up since June without being removed. So tempting.
mrtl’s last blog post..Lookie Here! Ima Bloggin’!
Hilarious stuff. But I now find myself wondering why people need a life preserver for their dog – are they training small and frankly pissed-off looking pugs to crew yachts?
Oh my god….Hubs and I always giggle about the warnings on our kids toys….but apparently some people need them!
Badness Jones’s last blog post..Christmas, you b*tch!
I don’t know what is more scary: the “review”, or the fact that “2 out of 5 found it helpful”?
~EdT.
Ed T.’s last blog post..Open wide
I also am wondering how you find this stuff. it’s hilarious
ktjrdn’s last blog post..Warning! Danger Will Robinson!
Hahahaha. Where DO you find this stuff?
Kyla’s last blog post..You have 136 new posts in Bloglines…
I would just like to say that you are pretty. And smart. And I am thrilled you used a picture of a pug.
That’s all.
juliness’s last blog post..I Have A Favor To Ask
I’m a chronic Amazon surfer. Someone should benefit from my addictions.
I also have a host of amazing people who send me fabulous, bizarre crap if they see it. In fact, my sister just sent me something that will be going up ASAP because it’s just too good not to share.
Great. Now where am I going to get a cheap life preserver?
hello insomnia’s last blog post..Mona and the Real Girl
That review has to be a joke. It just has to be. There’s no other possibility.
I saw a dog in a life jacket once. It was funny. I took a picture and posted it on my blog. No way could anyone ever think that thing was for babies.
Jess’s last blog post..So many boots
Also of note, do not use this on a cat. It will save the cat fine, but cats really, really don’t like being thrown into a pool during a party, no matter how funny drunk Jack thinks it is.
Holy crap, I hope that guy isnt for real!
mommiebear2’s last blog post..And More 🙂
Let me guess – the reviewer is from Texas. Awesome!
Lawyer Mama’s last blog post..Opening the Door, Just a Crack
Well hell, there goes my plan to buy Aaron a cheap life preserver.
Nikki’s last blog post..Fun Monday: Let me see your pets
OMFG, that was frckin-a-HAlarious. I almost wet myself
julie’s last blog post..Lil Man’s New Year’s Day
I agree with Biddy, I think I’m allergic to stupid people too!
Who in the hell would be that much of an idiot and why weren’t they sterilized before they hit puberty?
SassyPants’s last blog post..Too hot to handle
You know who else you should never put a life preserver on? Dogs. Give the little guy some dignity, will ya? Any self-respecting K9 would prefer to be dressed in a clever costume, such as some sort of elephant getup, than wear a life preserver.
Hello! Where do you think the term “doggy paddle” came from??
By the way, the stinkin’ CommentLuv thing doesn’t like me. My blog is “too obscure” for the likes of it or Technorati. Buncha snobs! Chron blogs need luv too!
Tardy to the party, as usual, but I have to pop my head in to say…
OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE???? I WANT TO STAB MY EYES OUT AFTER I READ SOMETHING LIKE THAT. GAH.
That is all.
ali’s last blog post..Mundane Update
Can’t stop laughing. I don’t know what is more funny…the review or the look on my husband’s face when I go and buy one of those preservers to put on my dog, when we go to the lake.
LOL.
Redneck Mommy’s last blog post..Letter to My Dog
Do they make them for cats? Cuz I hear cats just love the water.
jen from boston’s last blog post..A Rookie Mistake
Lawyer Mama is OFF THE LIST! for that comment.
LOL
You know, I read stuff like that and if not tongue-in-cheek (when it’s not) it really explains a lot.
Julie Pippert’s last blog post..A Multitude of Gratitude (the Monday Mission)
Haw! That truly is funny.
And it’s gotta be a spoof, otherwise … well, otherwise *something*, I don’t know what. But *otherwise*, anyway.
Melanie’s last blog post..Huh-LOW-huh
The fact that it has one star MAKES MY DAY.
alyndabear’s last blog post..Disappointed.
I say if you’re going to save money, a life preserver is the smart place to do it. Obviously.
Umm… it works fine for my kids. He must not have put it on tight enough. LOL
Lauraszoo’s last blog post..Semi-successful
Milk just shot through my nose … People are dumb.
chelle’s last blog post..Ride on a Fairy?
lolol comment on dog life preserver!
anne nahm’s last blog post..January Weight Loss Pic, A Post Holiday Oxymoron
I can only HOPE that this is a joke. Oh my stinkin’ heck what is this world comin’ to? 😀
zenmomma’s last blog post..How to waste an evening
bhahaha! I’m sure it is a joke but if not, it just supports the theory of “some people should not breed”….
See ya Saturday!!!
Erica’s last blog post..Tomorrow!
Too funny – but what is even funnier is the thought that some people actually buy these for their DOGS!
theotherbear’s last blog post..Why I Will Never Be The Big Boss
drat.
*opens Amazon window to find out how to return doggie life jacket*
lildb’s last blog post..green is as green does.
funny reviewer!
but don’t hate on the doggie life jackets. they’re good for kayaking pooches like mine who might get into a bit of whitewater when they insist on swan diving off the boat and paddling for the joy of it.
last blog post=distracting and unrelated. blog link better.
OMG. This is why everything comes with stupid warning labels, right there. labels like “beverage may be hot” and “sleeping pills may cause drowsiness.” Gah.
kittenpie’s last blog post..Again. Gah!
I love that they’re considering suing like it’s the company that makes it’s fault that they decided to use it for something it was intended to be used for. Crazy.
a happier girl’s last blog post..In my head, it’s Friday and my kid is 18 months old
Say what? Indecent exposure? Here I am.
Huh?
This is quite possibly the most tragic and HI-larious thing I have read in a long, long time! Thanks for sharing!!!
Wright’s last blog post..Not Hot Hot, Just Hot
When their kid finds out his parents put him in a dog brace, he’s going to flip.
And I don’t even want to think about how that poor kid looked in this contraption.
Damselfly’s last blog post..Wordless Wednesday: Sweet 16
LMAO!
Oh, crap! That’s great!
Shades’s last blog post..January 10th, 2004
HAH! That’s hilarious. The reviews on Amazon are great.
Weird’s last blog post..Convert Your Car To Burn Water + Gas To Double Your Mileage
That’s way too funny. I wonder how their lawsuit made out.
Woody’s last blog post..Dog First Aid Kit
Either she didn’t read the product manual or an emergency situation occurred where her pet has a life-saver kit while her baby doesn’t have one. If pets has all these items, we should also have more complex and useful gadgets for our babies. Like a baby monitor for that matter.
Ah, Amazon is the alternative to Wikipedia for frustrated writers.
Reminds me of the old biddies who sued the camper-van company when their ‘cruise control’ failed and they crashed. Turns out it’s *not* ok to click cruise control, leave the wheel and go in the back to have a cup of tea… thank goodness it’s now on the disclaimer!