my cat’s toes – The Bloggess

WRITING WITH PETS.

Today is the pub date of the paperback of Broken (in the best possible way) and I’m so excited and nervous because today people will be able to read the new bonus chapter and tonight I’m doing my first live tour stop in SO MANY YEARS. It sold out in two hours but I’ll beContinue reading “WRITING WITH PETS.”

The answer to the question “Is blogging dead?”

I’ve been doing interviews for the book release and I’m never prepared for the questions in spite of the fact that the questions are mainly about me, but in my defense I find myself a bit tedious (that bitch is everywhere – it’s like she’s stalking me) so I’m not usually paying attention to what I’mContinue reading “The answer to the question “Is blogging dead?””

EVERY day is Cat Day

Apparently National Cat Day was October 29th and I missed it, so I guess that explains why Ferris Mewler threw up in my shoe. In my defense, it was just World Cat Day in August. Why do cats need so many days? No clue. But to make up for whatever I did to offend the cats I’mContinue reading “EVERY day is Cat Day”

Rescue an animal. Let an animal rescue you.

My friend Anne is heavily involved in helping rescue animals and each year she makes a calendar of people with their adopted pets to give as a “thank-you” to anyone who donates at least $40 to Team Wheaton to help fund the Pasadena Humane Society & SPCA. This year I’m in the calendar. And more importantly, Ferris Mewler, HunterContinue reading “Rescue an animal. Let an animal rescue you.”

And that’s why cats shouldn’t be allowed phones

Truthfully though, the same sort of progression happens to just about anyone when they begin taking selfies…

I don’t need your sarcasm, cats.

My cats, Rolly and Hunter S. Thomcat, pretty much every-damn-day-of-their-lives: ***************** And in entirely unrelated news, it’s time for the weekly wrap up: What you missed in my shop (tentatively called “Eight pounds of uncut cocaine” so that your credit card bill will be more interesting.): I HEART ZOMBIES What you missed on the internets: Kick-ass stuff IContinue reading “I don’t need your sarcasm, cats.”