Typical phone call from my husband:
Victor (sounding exactly like President Bush): I’ve got some distressing news I must share with the country.
Me: Oh God.
Victor: We’ve just recieved word that New York has been invaded. Some sort of giant monster who we suspect is working with Al-Qaeda.
Victor: We’ve found some shaky handy-cam video in the area formerly known as Central Park. It’s a terrible thing. Monsters eating people. Buildings exploding. It’s a real shock because I was just there a few days ago and it was real nice. Good people.
Me: I don’t…I don’t even know what you want me to say here.
Victor: It’s all a bit fuzzy right now but we think the Cloverfield monster may have eaten the weapons of mass destruction. We believe he may be nucular.
Victor: We’ve sent FEMA out already and but it’s just awful. I personally watched the footage and it was so unnerving I threw up on the back of Laura’s head.
Me: Yeah…I really need to go.
Victor: I’d like to point out that this is what happens when you let Hilary be the Senator.
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BWAHAHAHAHAH. If you ever tire of him send him my way! I adore a man with that type of a sense of humor!
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politics, bad movies, satire and a conversation between you and Victor all in the same post! Thank you.
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Interesting… my wife normally just wants to talk about mundane things, like what we are going to eat for dinner or where did I hide the PickleSickles…
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Really? What will happen when she becomes president?
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The conversations with your husband always crack me up! You guys are too funny!
See, this is exactly why Hillary must be stopped now. She must NOT be permitted into the White House.
Perhaps the Cloverfield monster would do us all a favor and eat her.
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Ummm, hahahahaha. Or not? What are my feelings supposed to be here? I think I’ll stick with haha.
I don’t think I will watch that movie ever, though.
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HA! I get the text messages “I am The Boy, and I approved this message”
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What do you feed that man for breakfast?
Superbowl…BBQ Wings…guacamole. I think I’ve just ingested weapons of mass destruction.
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Do you think the monster could score me some Hannah Montana tix?
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I need to see this movie. Stat.
I’m missing out on so much.
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Wow. You guys never cease to be completely hilarious.
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HA! You should do Utterz with him.
Or at LEAST have him call ME from time to time. SWEET!
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cloverfield continues to haunt, eh? come to think of it, so does W. and really, i rate cloverfield as better only because i was half asleep and snuggling in the dark.
With his sense of humor and your sense of humor, your daughter doesn’t stand a chance!She’s going to be a natural comedian.
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February 4th, 2008 at 5:01 am
“With his sense of humor and your sense of humor, your daughter doesn’t stand a chance!She’s going to be a natural comedian.”
That, or curled up , fetal posistion, in a corner, drooling and whistling showtunes. 🙂
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Personally I think she’s talented enough to do both. But then, I’m her mom so I’m probably pretty biased.
I like Victor. He has logical conclusions.
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Thank you for correcting his pronunciation. That makes me CRAZY! Nucular. pphht.
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Oh cute witty banter, awesome.
[*note: recent divorced guy’s comments may contain sarcasm, bitterness and the overarching belief that all women are inherently evil. do not take divorced guy comments if you are nursing or soon may do something stupid like have a child into this world of pain and misery.]
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After reading this, as well as the chocolate slurpee post, I’m drawing a little halo overtop your curlers. For real.
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Um next time, can you film this? I’d like to hear the Bush voice.
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I think Victor needs to get a blog where he can write about the weird things you call him about. Because I know there must be reciprocal crazy calls, right?
Heeeeeeee!!!! Awesomeness! Victor is my new hero.
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Hahahaha! One time DH spent like 5-10 minutes trying to get me to say “nucular”, but I just could not pronounce it incorrectly.
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I am voting for Barack – I laugh! 🙂
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Oh ho so that’s his point (and point of view).
You know, though, I don’t think I’d find it hot that my husband could do a GWB imitation. Hilarious, but not hot.
I hope he leaves that voice at the office.
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Definitely not hot, although Victor would probably disagree since he’s *shudder* a Republican. He’s the strict, conservative boy and I’m the laid-back liberal girl. We’re like Darma and Greg but less funny.
I’m sorry, I used to watch Darma and Greg and you and Victor are WAY more funny than they ever were.
Okay, that was awesome.
I hope to meet Victor someday. I swear, your dialogues are a large part of what made me love you from the start.
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If this Victor guy starts boring you, you just let me know. On my home planet I’m considered quite attractive.