I am tremendously easy to please and I’m not getting credit for it.

Conversation between me and my husband: me:  My feet hurt Victor: Your feet always hurt. me:  Because of all the ass I’m kicking. Victor: *raised eyebrow* me:  And also because of my rheumatoid arthritis. Victor: That sounds more accurate. me: And I might need new shoes. Victor: *sigh* me: And a piggy-back ride. Victor: Hmm. me:Continue reading “I am tremendously easy to please and I’m not getting credit for it.”

STITTING: You can’t do it and your cats can’t stop bragging about it.

Conversation with Victor: me: I think I have a problem. Victor: Technically you have lots of them.  Which one specifically are you speaking of? me: Look at Hunter S. Thomcat. Victor: Yeah.  He’s being a cat.  What a bastard. me: No.  I mean, he looks as if he’s standing on the stairs at full attention, but if you look behindContinue reading “STITTING: You can’t do it and your cats can’t stop bragging about it.”

Just to answer your question in advance, I have a lot of small wigs because I thought they’d fit the dead weasels but then it turned out they were slightly too large and I hate returning things.

Victor:  Why did you put a wig on the cat? me:  Better question:  Why do you always assume it’s me?  I’m not the only one who lives here, you know. Victor:  Hailey? Hailey:  Yeah? Victor:  Did you put a wig on the cat? Hailey:  Why would I put a wig on a cat? me:  ThisContinue reading “Just to answer your question in advance, I have a lot of small wigs because I thought they’d fit the dead weasels but then it turned out they were slightly too large and I hate returning things.”

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