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PS. Best valentine for single people? Almost definitely.
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In case you missed it, the March pick for the Fantastic Strangelings book club is Professional Troublemaker by @luvvie and it is FANTASTIC.
I was too freaked out to take a selfie at the time but this is me after getting my first covid vaccine.
Yesterday Hailey and I watched a doc on influencers and she asked why I never get boxes of fancy sunglasses sent to me and I pointed out that I don’t wear sunglasses and that I do actually get sent lots of things, like death masks and strange taxidermy and loose buttons and she was like, “Fair enough” and today I just opened the mail to find a package from @anna_dhody of the Mütter Museum and I’m feeling pretty happy about my life choices.
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I fucking love these people & not just because they support my wine-slushee habit:
YES. These are the greatest.
Everything I’ve always wanted to say.
Heather’s last blog post..Oh My GOD Treat Yourself
I like to see that my favorite bloggess is using my favorite weapon to destroy my favorite stupid “holiday” target.
Happy Serpentine, Bloggess!
I am sooooo totally touched that you care enough to hit send 😉 Also…I promise not to use this holiday to send everyone I know an e-greeting akin to the “elfing myself” video that I COULD NOT resist last Christmas. My whole family…as elves…dancing!
Greta’s last blog post..Diet Pop Lards You Up
I have to check these out! I love snarky cards. Do you like annetaintor.com cards too? I love all her stuff!
Shoegirl’s last blog post..It Was a Noble Effort but…
oh, jaysus, please, please, PLEASE drunk dial me on valentine’s day. it. is. mah. prayer.
Great cards! Also check out http://www.quirkyalone.net Fun site!
*snort*
flutter’s last blog post..Migraines and things that aren’t migraines, but might as well be because they hurt just as bad
I would pay good money to be drunk dialled by Le Bloggess.
goddamn, i love you.
jen’s last blog post..busted
If I wasn’t so sick I would be laughing.
That reminds me of my 20’s. AAAah, those were the days!
Headless Mom’s last blog post..I got it
Ooo early indeedy! Are you permanently stuck on fast forward or am I just a tortoise?
Cheers
Maddy’s last blog post..Wordy Wednesday – the sense of smell
Really? I just sent my best friend a card with wieners on it.
Jessica’s last blog post..We’ve Found Our Caterer! Cheeseburger in a Can
oh lordy, i love love love the someecards site. (somehow when you spell out someecards, it just looks wrong.)
well, never mind that. the cards are hilarious.
janet’s last blog post..I know you can’t get enough … don’t deny it!
if you hear someone who sounds like they just had dental surgery tomorrow night, it’s me and just the vicodin talking
furiousball’s last blog post..my last day with wisdom teeth
wonnerful wonnerful wonnerful…
For when you do actually want to send paper, check these out:
franticmeerkat.etsy.com.
Let’s all get drunk and eat waffles.
Emily’s last blog post..I wish I had thought of that…
Those cards are genius.
Kyla’s last blog post..Wordless Wednesday: B&W BubTar
Again you have made me the happiest woman in the world. That true love one made me snarf Diet Coke all over my keyboard. 😀
Fuzzball’s last blog post..OneRepublic — “Say (All I Need)”
I am loving these and I may have to send millions of them.
markira’s last blog post..Mark and the Dance…Update
oh.my.gawd. hehehehe i am so putting the true love one on my blog hehehehe
Biddy’s last blog post..Dear Invisible Valentine,
Love it!
You can drunk dial me any time baby!
SassyPants’s last blog post..I don’t know whether to be flattered or insulted
Ooh…drunk..and…dialing…that’s hot!
zenmomma’s last blog post..Just in time for Valentine’s Day
I love that website. They have the funniest cards.
Jennifer H’s last blog post..Connections
someecardsis the only site I use to send cards. it’s offensive, but my grandmother got over it.
Michael’s last blog post..Hemmorrhoids
You know that’s a sorority girl, right. We were taught not to drink beer from bottles – only cups!
Anglophile Football Fanatic’s last blog post..WW: Man I’m Gorgeous!
I’m totally going to steal that idea and post one of their cards on my site. Just not that one. But…a drunk dial would be really nice.
AB’s last blog post..Letting My Freak Flag Fly
Sorry, can’t take your call — I’m busy drinking like a fish and beating my kids. Happy V-D!
Spamboy’s last blog post..Updates for January 19, 2008
I may drink so much this Valentine’s Day that I drunk dial myself.
Law School Hot Mama’s last blog post..Captain Turd Face
Is it wrong that I sent the same card to my daughter and also to my old drinking buddy? Yeah, probably.
Sandy’s last blog post..Warning – blatant schmaltz
Hilarious. Welcome to my world.
Love them!!!!
I am soooo sending one to Goofball tomorrow! I saw some great ones that would be perfect for him. 🙂
Erica’s last blog post..Wordless Wednesday
I love you guys. Truly.
Also, I love all the other links you guys suggested. Annetaintor.com is so frilliant I want to steal them all and open my own store selling her purloined cards. I’ll call it stolenfromannetaintor.com. No one will suspect a thing.
I found similar ones yesterday! Crazy stuff out there. Happy VD girl!
Tracey’s last blog post..It Snot
I guess I found the cards I’ll be sending out tomorrow!
LawyerMama’s last blog post..The Emperor’s New Clothes
Fortunately, I did all my V-Day shopping already. Don’t know if YF would appreciate one of these cards or not. Since I like to sleep with my eyes closed, guess I won’t try and find out.
~EdT.
Ed T.’s last blog post..From the Fifth Circuit: Go inside, and play with your toys
This makes my heart skip a beat … my GOD! It’s stopped! Somebody … call 9-*
Jenny- I love you. Will you marry me? I’m marrying my housecleaner too because she does such an amazing job. We could have 3 husbands and a housecleaner. Isn’t that every woman’s dream? We could go out, get drunk and drunk dial everyone we’ve ever met. It would be awesome.
Simply Jenn’s last blog post..I know what my next job will be….
By the way, congratulations on apparently crashing someecards.com! The overload of visitors going there directly from your site has to be the reason they’ve dropped off the ‘net.
I just got a card from them that says “Thanks for breaking the internet, asshole. Don’t you people have jobs?”
Weird.
Well, if you hadn’t broken the Internet, I would have sent you a really offensive card from someecards.com. But it’s supposed to be the thought that counts, right? So just know in your heart that I was thinking really offensive thoughts. But only in the nicest possible way. Happy Valentine’s Day.
Yo, Bloggess… Give a sister some warning next time with a NAFW label, why don’tcha?
I liked the one about Vanhalentine’s Day. I think that’s the one I’m going to celebrate from now on.
That’s an awesome Valentine!
Carrie’s last blog post..Pants
So – did you drunk dial Min for Valentine’s day? Was that her valentine???
Sayre’s last blog post..Fun Monday Assignment for February 18th
i haven’t even read this post yet and had to laugh out loud at your “it’s fine” critic comment from “husband”. COMPLETELY HILARIOUS…wish I’d thought of it!
*elizabeth
Elizabeth…mommy…etc’s last blog post..A Late Endorsement: PAJAMAGRAM
Dno’t gte waht?
Swampy’s last blog post..Where in the World Is Swampy ?
Ahhh, honesty is so refreshing!!
Occidental Girl’s last blog post..Don’t Mess With the Schedule
Jenny,
I found the perfect Valentine’s day gift for you… only thing is, you would have to be in Second Life to receive it.
So, I guess the thought will have to count for the deed. 🙂
~EdT.
Ed T.’s last blog post..Buh-bye, Chuckie
@Nikki – I want to know what you’ve been smoking, to think that this blog is not NSFW?
~EdT.
Ed T.’s last blog post..Thanks for the memories
I seriously love this. Of course, very few people comment on my blog, but i’m ok with that.
I agree, while holding the ability to disagree firmly in had,with at least some percentage of the comments if said percentage is smaller than 1 but greater than -1 million.
Your blog is funny. And you may quote me on that.
Michael’s last blog post..TT # 8 or 9, I don’t know