49 thoughts on “Happy Early Valentine’s Day, internets

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  1. I like to see that my favorite bloggess is using my favorite weapon to destroy my favorite stupid “holiday” target.

    Happy Serpentine, Bloggess!

  2. I am sooooo totally touched that you care enough to hit send 😉 Also…I promise not to use this holiday to send everyone I know an e-greeting akin to the “elfing myself” video that I COULD NOT resist last Christmas. My whole family…as elves…dancing!

    Greta’s last blog post..Diet Pop Lards You Up

  3. I love you guys. Truly.

    Also, I love all the other links you guys suggested. Annetaintor.com is so frilliant I want to steal them all and open my own store selling her purloined cards. I’ll call it stolenfromannetaintor.com. No one will suspect a thing.

  4. Jenny- I love you. Will you marry me? I’m marrying my housecleaner too because she does such an amazing job. We could have 3 husbands and a housecleaner. Isn’t that every woman’s dream? We could go out, get drunk and drunk dial everyone we’ve ever met. It would be awesome.

    Simply Jenn’s last blog post..I know what my next job will be….

  5. By the way, congratulations on apparently crashing someecards.com! The overload of visitors going there directly from your site has to be the reason they’ve dropped off the ‘net.

  6. Well, if you hadn’t broken the Internet, I would have sent you a really offensive card from someecards.com. But it’s supposed to be the thought that counts, right? So just know in your heart that I was thinking really offensive thoughts. But only in the nicest possible way. Happy Valentine’s Day.

  7. I liked the one about Vanhalentine’s Day. I think that’s the one I’m going to celebrate from now on.

  8. I seriously love this. Of course, very few people comment on my blog, but i’m ok with that.

    I agree, while holding the ability to disagree firmly in had,with at least some percentage of the comments if said percentage is smaller than 1 but greater than -1 million.

    Your blog is funny. And you may quote me on that.

    Michael’s last blog post..TT # 8 or 9, I don’t know

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