Actual comments I’ve gotten

You know how on flickr you can give testimonials about how awesome people are?  I always wish that people would leave me a testimonial but no one ever does so I decided to make some myself by pulling out a few comments that my friends have left on this blog.   

What the critics are saying about The Bloggess:

Christine:  It is scary.  I think because you’re looking inside someone’s mental illness.

Lotta:  It is sort of so awful it’s kind of cool. Like outsider art.

Furiousball:  No flame throwers in today’s illustrations. Fail.

Kim:  Fucked up in an interesting way.

LaLa:  Blah. Vomit.

Nikki:  That bitch drives me bonkers. Everyone has problems, only I don’t air mine or my vagina to the world thankyouverymuch.

Blue momma:  Just one word – nasty.  Well, technically I guess that was four words, but still, nasty.

Daysgoby:  I CANNOT see her making a comeback after all that’s happened the last few months – her fanbase is older, busier and beginning to be appalled.

ThatGreenyFlower:  Seriously, I think I’m going to throw myself off a building.

Smayzie:  This is horrible. This is so sad.

ktjrdn:  I’ll never be the same.

Defiant muse: That’s some very creepy shit. It makes me think about the goings on in some sleazy whorehouse.

-R- : I am scared. Hold me. Except please don’t because you probably have diseases now just from writing that.

Ali: Jesus Christ! Don’t stop here!

Hung Tung:  I had a choice of ironing my face or reading this blog. We are all faced with tough decisions from time to time.

kittenpie:  So wrong. SO wrong.

Phoenix:  Freaks me out to look at it.

Erin:  This is so not ok.

Jeff: It’s just so sad.

Houston:  The banner makes me kind of uncomfortable

Willowtree:  Are you sure you’re not really a guy?

3 carnations: Is the lady supposed to be you? You don’t look that tan in your pictures

Erica:  I don’t get it.

Nikki:  Where the hell do you find this shit?

Karmyn:  I don’t get it.

Mindy : I came here ready to click on advertisers to generate a little revenue…all I found were headless rabbits.

Robin:  It makes no sense at ALL!

Nicole P. – I just threw up in my mouth more than a little.

Swampwitch:  I don’t get it.

Brandy: I had no idea it was possible to laugh and vomit at the same time until now.

Jeff:  Wow, you’re a mess.  Maybe Victor can pick you up a chew toy or some milk bones to make you feel better.

Marmite Breath:  I like fat chicks, so we’re still all good.

dodo – Sorry about your ass.

Lawyermama:  Not bad for someone with no remaining original thoughts.

Oh yes.  Now I feel much better.

56 thoughts on “Actual comments I’ve gotten

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  1. I love these things, Jenny. I am sure I have written the occasional nice comment about you too. Maybe.

    Ok, how about: Jenny, you’re the best, and I always love reading your blog! You are smart, pretty, and a great writer.

    -R-‘s last blog post..Purse of Hatred

  2. Apparently I don’t talk at testimonial time OR at imaginary blog cocktail parties.

    I do, however, feel very loved and special because you would only shoot me in the leg.

    I must apparently learn to be more insulting and abusive in the comments section. Or funnier. Or something.

    markira’s last blog post..My Project For the Day

  3. (afraid to leave comment and be quoted out of context)

    (never mind NO FEAR)

    I’ll just quote other weird people about weird things:

    “We could learn a lot from crayons; some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, while others bright, some have weird names, but they all have learned to live together in the same box.”

    “Know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.”

    Bill Watterson

    “We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.”

    Julie Pippert’s last blog post..All-true Confessions of a Suburban Rickshaw Soccer Mom

  4. Reading your blog is like doing something you know is wrong and getting away with it and then your brother tries to do it and gets busted, then he tries to sell you out to your folks, but they don’t believe him because you’re the good kid and he is in his rebellious phase.

    or…

    Reading your blog is like having a dream where you are “making water” for a really long time and there is water all around you and you are certain that you are wetting the bed but you still can’t wake up and when you do your sheets are drybut your house has been robbed. You freak out only to find your belongings out in the front yard with a note saying “Compliments of The Bandits of Inconvenience…”

    Your blog is something like that.

  5. I only want to throw myself off a building because I can’t be as hysterically funny as you, ya curlers-wearin’ bad-ass.

  6. after reading comments to news articles and blogs, then dropping a frying pan on my foot to remind me to never do that again, i have come to the conclusion that the more the general public is offended, the bigger the glory.

    roll around in that, jenny. iron it into your face. revel in mental illness. worship your beautiful butt, air your vagina, celebrate your ability to make your readers vomit. badge of honor, baby.

  7. Ed T, she promised to shoot *me* in the leg.

    Hey, wait, maybe she just says that to everyone! Maybe it’s meaningless! Maybe she doesn’t even really care about us at all! Maybe she just throws out random placating comments to us to keep us from hunting her down and massing outside her home chanting her name!

    markira’s last blog post..Sometimes It’s So Hard To Play It Cool

  8. Shit. They’re on to me.

    Actually, I love each and every one of you dearly and I wanted to send everyone valentines day cards but apparently I crashed the entire internet that day with my love.

    It’s pretty impressive.

    My love. Not the internet.

  9. hmmmm interesting idea. Mine would be full of vomit, ‘what the hell’s’ and douchebags.

    Pity Hung Tung doesn’t have a blog cause this:

    ‘Hung Tung: I had a choice of ironing my face or reading this blog. We are all faced with tough decisions from time to time.’

    would become my tag line.

    Kelley’s last blog post..I have lead a sheltered life.

  10. Oh, Bloggess. Out of the thousands upon thousands of comments you receive there must be as many positive as negative.

    (Probably not as entertaining though. I just thought I’d give you a little affirmation. Want to make sure your self-esteem is still . . . um . . . steamy.)

    Red Flashlight’s last blog post..Nifty Ad Slogan Generator

  11. I seriously love this. Of course, very few people comment on my blog, but i’m ok with that.

    I agree, while holding the ability to disagree firmly in had,with at least some percentage of the comments if said percentage is smaller than 1 but greater than -1 million.

    Your blog is funny. And you may quote me on that.

    Michael’s last blog post..TT # 8 or 9, I don’t know

  12. Just so you know, the evil twin in me is SOOOoooo wanting to say something like, “You stupid, mother-fu#king b!tch, why anyone reads your drivel-filled blog is beyond me!” except I don’t talk like that and heaven forbid if something like THAT was quoted and attached to my name.

    So let’s just pretend I never even thought it, k?

    Robin’s last blog post..Putting the FUN in Fun Monday

  13. Some people can be cruel. I love your blog, and almost every post makes me cry with laughter. I love the picture at the top. Thank you for putting some clean– um, good– well, funny-as-shit humor out there.

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