You know what is really unsettling? Getting 10 emails from people asking if you’d seen the “naked” picture of yourself on the uber-popular Joy Unexpected.
Then, trying to go there and only being able to see this:
Comment of the day: I got right through, Jenny. I’m not sure whether Websense thinks the picture of you is tasteless or the fart-flavored fruit juice is tasteless. Oh, wait. Duh. Fart-flavored anything can’t be tasteless. It tastes like farts. ~Sandy
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Naked? Jenny, why you always gotta be flaunting your ‘stuff’?
You can just thank your lucky stars that it wasn’t a “naked” picture of me. While we’re at it, your retinas should be thanking me too.
AB’s last blog post..Public Schools, Guns & Money (with apologies to Warren Zevon)
Hahahaha! Awesome. Pure awesome.
Kyla’s last blog post..The Interview
Do naked cartoons of me count????
Houston’s last blog post..The Adventures Of Ben
Gravity took advantage of my naked and things have never been the same since. 4 kids will do that to ya.
Damn you, Websense. I got the same thing.
It’s just like you to have a “tasteless” naked photo, isn’t it.
claire’s last blog post..COULD IT MAYBE GET BETTER NOW??
Score! Our Websense is ok with “Tasteless” although it has a major problem with “E-mail” and “Personal Network Storage.” If you ask me, whoever’s programming Websense has NO sense.
Catazon’s last blog post..Another Rodeo Plug
Well, my web filter let me in. And now i’m disappointed. Will I survive? Maybe. Maybe not.
MichaelTAdams’s last blog post..I watched MOVIES! and ate candy.
I have no Websense and thus was able to get right through to the naked Bloggess. Awesome.
Naked markira? Nobody wants that. Really.
markira’s last blog post..I Am Not Amused
Well, my work doesn’t filter, so I saw it ans as usual, you look gorgy.
kittenpie’s last blog post..Ancient Rhythms
I got right through, Jenny. I’m not sure whether Websense thinks the picture of you is tasteless or the fart-flavored fruit juice is tasteless. Oh, wait. Duh. Fart-flavored anything can’t be tasteless. It tastes like farts…lol.
Sandy’s last blog post..Thankful Thursday
I loves me some naked bloggess!
Jenny – you are totally tasteless and that is why I love you so!!!
OK, I’m calling a foul. I see “Naked pictures of me” and I’m thinking, sweet, someone finally started that meme.
I think it’s a sign of arriving when websense blocks your shit.
furiousball’s last blog post..Geoffrey Rush’s flabby white ass contractual clause
If I had WebSense I would cancel it immediately (except on my kids’ computer, of course. Really.) Just like if I didn’t have Showtime, I would ORDER it immediately.
Jennifer H’s last blog post..The Love Affair Is Over (or, Things I Swore I Would Never Write About)
Add a bowl of chili and it would be hot, spicy, and naked!
I’ve had people email me before telling me that they tried to read my blog from the hospital or from work and it was blocked and deemed “TASTELESS” but to see it like that? HILARIOUS. I laughed out loud.
I love you, man.
Y’s last blog post..Juicy “Fruit”.
get yo junk out, girl.
Naked Blogess? Sounds like Thursday afternoons in the office after you clean out the secret stash. No wonder I din’t see you on Fridays. Hope your face feels better, you rock.
Don’t see you. The “I” key is right next to the “O” key and I’m a little buzzed, so…
discojamboree’s last blog post..Uncomfortableness in an elevator?
Ha! I feel so much better now!
I am constantly getting emails saying “your post on guacamole is flagged by my IT department as “pornographic”.”
I wonder if I’ve been called Tasteless.
By a computer, I mean.
Miss Britt’s last blog post..Hear Thee, Hear Thee
Wow. Just like living in Communist China. Just like.
(Booo China, by the way. Yaaaaay Tibet.)
ali’s last blog post..Important Realization
1) You’re the Queen of Bait and Switch (or is that Queen of the Double Entendre??)!
2) I think Kittenpie called you fat…nice thanks for being comment of the day a few days earlier….
3) It’s abundantly clear the post was screened as “tasteless” based on y’s lip-smackin’ (or was that stomach hurling?) review of nekkid energy drinks….
4) How soon people forget you started the NAKED MEME ages ago???!!
I’m not sure it ever actually caught on,though….
Robin’s last blog post..Rolling the dice (15 Words or Less Poems)
I’m quite sure that if someone posted my naked pics, the internet would explode.
What a racy pic! You should increase your rates to your husband
Becky Mochaface’s last blog post..Hump Day Humor: The Surrogate
(with purchase of country of equal or greater value)
I am a tasteless immoral hussy and I got in! Those are also the reasons I don’t have websense, most likely. Gots to be able to get the porn.
Captain Steve’s last blog post..Happy Easter Monday.
I looked at it and the pic wasn’t too bad. Nice work.
Sara’s last blog post..Find Love in the Check-Out Line
See now, I go over there, thinking “wow, what a ballzy chick, to pose nekkid. she’s just like Demi Moore or something.” Then i get there and its a NEKKID BOTTLE!
I am a little disappointed, but also? A little relieved, though I am calling that bottle’s mother today.
“Shocking. I am shocked.” – Joan Cusak
we_be_toys’s last blog post..Trip to Wales~Part I
Ok, I ‘m old. It took me a couple of passes to figure out what the hell was going on.
You look awesome naked! I agree that you look like you would taste like farts though.
Greta’s last blog post..Biggest Loser Bob is My Maharishi?Also, is Mariah Carey trying to Kill Us?
you look great naked.
gwendomama’s last blog post..Birthdays of Ghosts
I saw myself naked yesterday. Then I called in sick.
Sayre’s last blog post..Stuff and stuff
Not blocked at my employer. Y’all must work for prudes!
Although at my last job, websense blocked this site as Category: Personal
Chris’s last blog post..I Can Haz Prozac?
Oh, Jenny! How horrible that you are out there and can’t even view to comment. Simply not fair.
Anglophile Football Fanatic’s last blog post..Who’s afraid of the big FAT wolf?
Trying to get out of working by surfing porn again, I see. ha-ha! Good link you posted there…Y’s full of sarcastic wit – love it! 😀
The Pear Lady’s last blog post..Sick – A Parody of Madness Unleashed
So not what I was expecting. Especially since the first picture I came to was a non-naked, grumpy-looking chick flipping me off who didn’t look like you at all and I was all “Is Jenny still high?”
The Introvert’s last blog post..retribution
I love that – the category tasteless is filtered.
magpie’s last blog post..Oh the Google, the Google searchers..
hahaha ours does that too!!
we also have one that says something like “completely irrelevant to company business”
biddy’s last blog post..i just THOUGHT the Instead Cup was bad…
That’s why I don’t have a job.
Kimberly’s last blog post..Evil in the Refrigerator
I heart both of you. I saw Joy’s post this morning and saw you referenced and felt all proud like you’re MINE or something.
Luann’s last blog post..Three weeks already
No, Luann! She’s MINE!!!
Uh, not that I’m a stalker or anything. Really. There’s no need for a restraining order.
The only thing dumber than WebSense is the person who decided to install it.
I have to say, that is the most tasteful naked photo I have ever seen. Really.
Burgh Baby’s Mom’s last blog post..We Joined the Pickle Club
And you looked so hot…
amanda’s last blog post..Hey, that’s mine!
This is why I love working from home – no more websense!
By the way, you look great naked.
Jerseygirl89’s last blog post..Cool News
and that is one hot picture of you too. Damn, you didn’t get to see it. I believe it was taken from a camera hidden in the light fixture above your bed. Who would have thought that a person could get into a position like that without a pulley system…
Kelley’s last blog post..All these horror birth stories clogging up the blogosphere
Shit, I’ve been called so many things I’d gladly take “tasteless” as a compliment…
Jennifer’s last blog post..In Other News…
Y caught you at a good angle there, Jenn….
daysgoby’s last blog post..dictionary definition
That, my friend, was a tease. I was totally expecting tits and ass.
Speaking of websense, this lovely sight is blocked at the middle school I work in, seems our district doesn’t want the likes of you warping the youth of America. Nice, huh?
kelly’s last blog post..I Wanna Be Pretty Again
Tease! Just for that, I am going to tell that giant squid where to find you.
Spamboy’s last blog post..Hello Mother, Hello Father
ya’ll just spell nekkid wrong!
jac’s last blog post..truthiness in the morning
First you, now her. I’m always the last to know. So glad I’ve found you both, nekkid or no.
Maggie, dammit’s last blog post..Freddy
Hey, I’m a business chick. You need to sell that $&@!. Dot dot smileyface.
I guess that’s better than “exceeds bandwidth”
flutter’s last blog post..a tale of two blondes
Wow, you sure look tasty.
Also, try a proxy, woman!
Jessica’s last blog post..And the award for most creative use of Peeps goes to…
Funny, I was coming here to tell you I saw you there, but obviously you already know! I’ll shut up now….
At least that is better than the “bear naked” picture of me – covered in chocolate.
MAN! I hate when the filter keeps me from seeing the naked pictures of myself! Luckily for me….I have them in SO many places…there is always a way around the blockage! (hee-hee)
PS: If I could hang out with you and Julie….I would move TOMORROW! 🙂
Queen of the Mayhem’s last blog post..The Queen Goes Political
Don’t you just love technology?!?!?!
My husband and I liked to send each other crazy cards from the site kinkycards.com but when we swtiched from Verizon to Comcast we suddenly found out that stooopid ComcASSt email filters blocks all emails from that site. Something about it being considered spam.
Jacki’s last blog post..Such is life
Shit, I wish a “Tasteless” filter would slam the door on me. I keep getting dumped by “Foul Language” and “Lascivious” filters.
epiphenita’s last blog post..epiphenita extols euphemism
You know what the worse things is about reading your post is all I could think of I used to buy Websense when I worked for a reseller. How sad is that. My husband I love your Blog. I send him links when he’s at work and then tell him not to read it until he gets home.
CrysOHara’s last blog post..Comfort Zone
I have no Websense and thus was able to get right through to the naked Bloggess. Awesome.