Victor and I watching a quiz show:
TV announcer: In 1215…
Victor: The Magna Carta!
Me: The fuck?
Contestant on TV: What is…the Magna Carta?
Announcer: That’s right!
Me: How did you do that?
Victor: I am the king of trivia. It’s like a gift.
Me: I would never in a billion years have guessed ‘Magna Carta’.
Victor: Well, pretty much nothing happened in 1215 besides the Magna Carta. Why? What would you have said?
Me: I dunno. “What is…fifteen minutes after noon?”
Victor: Speechless. I’m…speechless.
Me: It’s like a gift.
Comment of the day: In college, a helpful friend recommended I pretend I’m handling the Magna Carta when giving a blow job. And that has become my gift. ~ Stephanie