Sometimes I wish I had a weird first name so that when I googled it I would be on the first page of links but I never am. I’m probably on page three but I always get too bored after the first two pages to look further. Probably if I killed Jenny Craig and Jenny McCarthy I’d be on page one. Except that their murders wouldn’t make all their links just disappear and it would probably make them even more popular. But then maybe I’d be on the articles on page one if I got arrested? I guess what I’m saying is that I’m not sure it’s worth it to kill Jenny Craig and Jenny McCarthy to be on the first page of google because I’m not sure how search engines work. I did find this Jenny video though in my search and it made me laugh and I realized how silly it is to want to kill two people I’ve never even met before because if you’re going to kill someone it should probably be someone you already hate anyway. So I guess what I’m saying is that you should watch your back even if your name isn’t Jenny. But if your name is Jenny and you’re an asshole you’re probably going to get stabbed a lot.
PS. I just spellchecked this post and this weird box popped up that said “NO MISSPELLINGS FOUND” and I’m all “The hell? Why have I never seen that before?” and Victor’s all “Maybe it’s because you’re a terrible speller”. Then I stabbed him. But just in my head because I’m too tired to stab anyone today. I think I must have mono again.
Comment of the day: Ironically, it’s spelled “veterinarian.” ~ seven