Remember last week when I innocently took a picture of some confusing Diet Dr Pepper in Target and then days later it created a huge international incident of angry people who don’t understand satire? Me too. So today when I was at Target I looked toward the shelf where the infamous Diet Dr. Pepper had been and found that it had been replaced. With this:

This is when I realized that Target is obviously just fucking with me.
No, Target. Sorry. Not falling for it. I’m not even going to touch your bawls.
Comment of the day: OMG…just went to Bawls website to see where to find it besides Target, and it listed all the chains…
You can get blue Bawls at Kum & Go. ~ Markira
Target is fucking with you, dearheart…
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Touch them, TOUCH THEM!!!!
I wonder if their bawls are salty.
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I don’t know about you, but I love the taste of bawls.
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“Bawls: There’s nothing testicle about it.”
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and do they only sell them in packs of 2? (ba da ching!)
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actually, I think Target has someone standing at the door watching for you now. they know you are a top investigative journalist.
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Bwahahahaha! omg… I love it! Thanks for an early hardy laugh to get my day rollings. Laughing my bawls off!
dude.
Oh, they are definitely fucking with you…..this could be fun!
I kinda want that right now.
Except that it makes me think I will get so caffeinated on it and sugar high, that I’ll become a crazy bawling mess.
Or I’ll inexplicably want to go bawling.
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I’d also like to add that my son works at Target and would be the one that’s primarily responsible for handling bawls.
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Well Bawls does go down smoothly.
I haven’t seen the root beer. I have a case of the blue Bawls here at work. (I couldn’t resist and I really do. Got it from Thinkgeek.)
Who is marketing this? This looks like a product someone came up with when he was high (obviously created by a man) that should never have been released to the market. But, would make a great gift for my mom, Here mom, here are some Bawls…
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You are hysterical! I love reading your blog.
HA! Target is Hilarious!! (Who knew?!?)
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I come from Australia, and we are a pretty liberal bunch. But even I cringed when I saw that name. I mean that’s a pretty blatant spelling mistake. There is clearly no w in the word balls. I really hope someone gets at least yelled at for not spell checking.
I am one my way out to Target as soon as I finish typing this. I haven’t touched anyone’s bawls in so long. I now blame *you* for making me venture outside. Where there are people. And I will not be escorted. I’m almost positive my Christmas restraining order is no longer valid.
you tell em blogess. While I’m here I’d like my own little commercial rant – there are two cough syrups for sale in boots, ‘Tickly cough’ and ‘Dry Cough’ … Want to know the difference between the two syrups?
Nada – It turns our they have exactly the same ingredients (ie: are identical liquids) yet are sold as solving two different cough-based problems.
I tell you – I was only total apathy that stopped me penning a stiff letter to the Daily Mail
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“Some bawls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they’re held for pleasure
They’re the bawls that I like best”
We should suggest some new marketing taglines:
“Put some Bawls in your mouth today!”
“Are those Bawls in your hand or are you just happy to see me?”
“Pick up some Bawls today. Now available in 24 ounces.”
“You haven’t lived until you’ve swallowed some Bawls.”
“Warning: Do not shake Bawls or it may explode in your hand.”
I’m going to categorize this under ‘Shit I should have thought of first’ and just call it a day.
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highly caffeinated bawls?
christ. just what women need…..for bawls to be more obnoxious and erratic.
thanks target. ya fucks.
So since that box right there is torn a little on top, I think you should go up to an employee and say “YOUR BAWLS ARE TOR’ UP!!” and then just walk away. Perhaps walk into the cat toy section and just stare a while. I think it’ll go over really well. Trust me.
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Oh, honey. It looks like you’ve got Bawlz on your chin again.
I’ve taken the time to research Bawls thoroughly for you. What I’ve found out is that the company that owns Bawls 9TM)(R)(INC) is called Hobarama (which sounds like Hobo-rama) and that,
Hobarama wants you to feel as if you were a “bawl” of energy. The company makes BAWLS Guarana, a nonalcoholic energy drink made from the Brazilian guarana plant, which is said to contain a potent form of caffeine. Since making its debut in 1996, BAWLS has become popular with video game players and in the extreme sports scene; the drinks are distributed in more than 30 states. Hobarama also makes a sugar-free version called BAWLS Guarana Exxtra, a root beer version, and a cherry version. In addition the company sells Guarana branded t-shirts and glasses.
From this, I decided to research guarana, which led me to:
Guarana plays an important role in Tupi and Guaraní Brazilian culture. According to a myth attributed to the Sateré-Maué tribe, guarana’s domestication originated with a deity killing a beloved village child. In order to console the villagers, a more benevolent god plucked the left eye from the child and planted it in the forest, resulting in the wild variety of guarana. The god then plucked the right eye from the child and planted it in the village, giving rise to domesticated guarana.[5]
Which leads me to the conclusion that Bawls is made from childrens’ organs and theoretically should make you feel like you’re on speed and is made by a company catering to hobos. You’re welcome.
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Target is asking me to put Bawls in my mouth? That’s so gross…
I’d much rather suck back some Wang flavored Tang.
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If you put the Bawls in a cooler with ice and then set them out on a warm day, they’d sweat. And be sweaty Bawls.
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Wait, “bawl” is like “I’m crying really really hard right now,” right? I think they’re trying to sell you Sumo Wrestler tears. And that’s a whole other post.
Another fine product from Schwetty and Sons, no doubt.
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This has actually been around for a while. Check out http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/drinks/2818/. It’s mostly been in the gamer world though. I married an old school gamer so this is why I know (and I’m kind of a gamer myself). I’ve never actually tasted any, but now that it’s in stores, I might have to just because.
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From their FAQ…
Q: Why is it called BAWLS?
A: We decided to name the drink BAWLS because of the BOUNCE that the drink packs!
Not really helping.
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more like sexual harassment! if i brought my “bawls” in to target i would be escorted out. this is a blatant miscarriage of justice! we should do something about it… we need to tell lance armstrong! *he* would know what to do!
ps i don’t have bawls. i *could* arrange for there to be some bawls in target if i so chose. i’m like a magician.
My ex was a video game nerd, and those dweebs LOVE Bawls. They would have all-night parties, just a bunch of dorks playing with their blue Bawls for hours.
Hope they bring it to Canada, I am tired of sucking on those fishermans’ friend, be a nice change to suck back a few bawls
Good for you. Be the stronger person. Let Target have the cheap and easy low road and see how it feels.
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I don’t know what I’m loving more – the post or the comments. Definitely making my Friday.
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Bawls: they even have little bumps on the outside for her pleasure..
OMG! Did I just say that??
Yeah.. Target is totally fucking with you
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Okay…. bawls is fucking awesome. So, happy targets carries it… Now shutup and put some bawls in your mouth. And… it surprisingly tastes good.
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Bawls have been around for a while, predominantly over at Thinkgeek, which pretty much proves they’re developed to be hilariously juvenile and highly caffeinated. Thinkgeek has an entire section of caffeinated products (including gum, mints, and soap; yes, soap). Standard Bawls are, of course, blue. Guarana super-caffeinated root beer is a new one to me.
Though I do think that particular Target is totally fucking with you.
there are so many disturbing things about this beverage, where does one start?
the reference to testicles?…wtf is guarana?
pretty soon we’ll find “vagina juice” on the shelves of target. it’s called NO BOUNDARIES, people. clearly target has elected itself to be at the forefront of mankinds new moral compass.
i think walmart would be more frightening, though…even with their roll back prices.
andrea
FIngers crossed that the internet media will pick up THIS “story!” It sure will make for another hilarious post!
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I can’t NOT laugh when I read, say or hear the world balls. Even when it’s spelled Bawls. I want to buy it and bring it to work with me and then pretend like it’s nothing out of the ordinary, except I couldn’t do it with a straight face. Bawls. *snort*
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Funny! I just found your website from the bloggies nomination. Great stuff here.
I would have to think the Surgeon General really does not recommend shrink-wrapping your bawls.
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Yes, BAWLS has been around since the 90’s, but the best marketing campaign they had was back in 2002 when they teamed up with a video game for the XBox360 – Run Like Hell. it was called “Grab your Bawls and Run Like Hell”
http://www.bevnet.com/news/2002/09-15-2002-bawls.asp.asp
🙂
I would like to dip my Bawls in it!
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Have some delicious balls!
Now with protein.
*Snort.*
I would be afraid to carry those bottles home. You know they might break. What could I use to protect my Bawls? Oh I know, a cup.
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Bawls across the chin!
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I’m one of those video game folks and I’ve been a fan of Bawls since they came out. Yes, the name is part of the fun. The blue bottle is also part of the fun. It also turns out that Bawls is delicious. My wife used to buy it by the case at Costco, but I drank it too fast and it got too expensive. Seriously. She likes the diet Bawls mentioned in the informative post by Vicki. We drank them during paper-and-pencil gaming sessions (Worlds Of Darkness for those who care).
It’s a drink made by people with a sense of humor for other people with a sense of humor and it also happens to be yummy.
My suggested Bawls slogan: “Don’t knock ’em ’till you’ve tried ’em.”
On hot days, you can pull these out of the fridge and grab some nice schetty bawls. Sweet…
DAMMIT. Now I am craving a nice cool mouthful of Bawls. Fizzy, yum.
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For a few days now, I’ve been talking a lot about testicles. I don’t really know why. I’m totally going to say BAWLS now, emphasizing the “w” because I have a husband and three sons and I really like to fuck with them on a daily basis.
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I knew a lot of guy from high school who put bawls in their mouths all the time.
I found this several months ago and have been waiting for an opportunity to use it…
“Weird. My bawls smell like hands.”
Hahahahahahaha!
thank fucking god someone finally made a high caffeine guarana root beer
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Amazingly it tastes EXACTLY like you think it would….
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I once found in a southern truck stop “Can of Whoop Ass” energy drink. Every day of my life, I regret not buying a case.
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I have to agree with the consensus…Target’s fucking with you…BIG TIME! Damn the man, save the empire!
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What kind of glass is best to enjoy this drink?
High Bawls
Bawls: For When Bananas Aren’t Your Thing
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Be sure to use a coaster. When you take your Bawls out of the fridge, they can get quite sweaty.
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Frankly, if I were you, I would be totally pissed! Oooooh, I get it Target! I can’t touch your “bawls” until I lose weight with your “diet/possibly-not-diet” drinks! WELL SCREW YOU, YOU SUPERFICIAL BASTARD! I’m gonna go eat ice cream and make out with WalMart!
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Dammit…Monica beat me to the bottle.
I first became aware of Bawls when I worked at Borders many years ago. We carried it in the cafe and it was quite popular with the overnight stock crew. I always wondered about the little bumps all over the bottle. I’m sure there’s probably some crazy insertion photos on the internet somewhere that utilize a Bawls bottle.
I will say this…I like Bawls waaaaaaaaaaaaay more than Red Bull.
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Please tell me it’s against a wall.
Bawls to the wall, people! COME on!! That’s some fine comedy right there.
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My boyfriend is from Brazil and is living back down there for a bit. I went to visit him and tried a guarana drink. Sadly, mine was not Bawls; it was called Guarana Antartica. I preferred to call it Guarana-Tastes-Like-Ass. I may go back down there in March and I will tell my boyfriend to bring on the Bawls. Because in my opinion, nothing compares to a nice moment enjoying some Brazilian Bawls.
A giant bawls truck drives by my apartment on the regs, I can only assume to stock up neighborhood stores with an ample collection of…bawls. It’s too easy, really it is.
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it’s cold as bawls here in philly.
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at least it wasn’t called ‘sticky man juice’.
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Somepeople like their Bawls cold, but I keep mine nice and warm to prevent shrinkage.
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The thought of you putting your whole mouth around the bottle neck…
LOL. 😉
Sorry. It’s wide open!
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My brother absolutely loves Bawls. Really.
Did you know that, besides Bawls, Target also sells “NUTS” “BERRIES” and “FRANKS AND BEANS”?? I am offended.
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You mean you don’t want to put their Bawls in your mouth?
~EdT.
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So, this is essentially a drink made from a tree that was sprouted from a Brazilian child’s eyeballs? That is just too fucked up, Hobarama. They should just stick with dead hobo fingers for operating your iphone. It’s less controversial.
OMG…just went to Bawls website to see where to find it besides Target, and it listed all the chains…
You can get blue Bawls at Kum & Go.
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Windsor Grace: I think you’re right. That does sound like a name someone came up with while they were high. I mean, seriously! There’s a carpet/flooring company near where I live & the slogan is, “We Lay Only the Best.” All I can think is that guy thought that slogan up in high school & was determined to go into a business where he could use it legally as an advertising campaign!!!
Ah, Bloggess, how would we know what new products to look for w/o you?? Keep up the crack investigative work, no matter what Victor says!!
You’re right not to comment on this. The jokes are too obvious. Good for you for not picking the low-hanging fruit.
Oh, Target definitely wants you to touch their Bawls. Their entire corporate structure is built around that fact.
What I don’t get about the Diet Dr. Pepper is that, if it’s diet, why the hell put it in such small cans? Because what would it matter if you had a full can?
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What’s the diet version? Muwf?
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I actually had some Bawls at a video game show a few months ago.
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I’m still laughing that one commenter found out they have CHERRY BAWLS! Holy Hell. Although, I like my Bawls a bit more experienced, thanks.
Calling out to your man as he’s heading to the store: “Get some Bawls, would you?”
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Mmmmmm…..”These Bawls taste great!”
WTF!
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On the bright side, they’re making drinking bawls a positive thing. “Look, you can get a burst of energy if you drink bawls.”
As opposed to “look, you get a mouthful of laundry detergent if you drink bawls.”
Just sayin.
Ah finally someone created the perfect accompaniment to
this soup
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Has any one seen my Bawls?
I am so suing Target when my kids try to bounce these on the sidewalk and break every fucking bottle.
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What would have been better is if they would have replaced it with the blue Bawls drink. Yeah – that’s right – BLUE. Weird…and yet delicious. it still feels wrong when you drink it, especially with the bottle all nubbly like that. It’s almost like they don’t want you to drink it in public. THE SHAME!
I’ve heard that the blue Bawls are really hard to swallow. All thick and just waiting to explode.
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I have Bawls before I get up and before I fall asleep. Bawls are the bookends for my day.
Were they next to the vibrating cock rings? I bet they were.
I love Target.
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Back when I was in high school I used to hang out at this place called Ground Zero Networks, they called it a “permanent LAN party”. Basically a bunch of computers running on a network so you could pay for time to play games with other nerds. They had it decorated like it was a bunker and it was really dark and had blacklights and there was always at least 3-7 gamers in there. (The place smelled GREAT, let me tell you.) Anyway, they sold BAWLS, and at the time it was the popular energy drink so everyone was drinking it.
So, to make a long story short (too late), one day my mother heard me, her sixteen-year-old, straight-A student daughter, telling my friend I had a huge craving for BAWLS. That… took some explaining.
Bawls ROOT BEER?!?!?
Must…have….BAWLS!!!
FYI…If you’re drinking something to keep you awake. Sipping on these BAWLS will really make you giddy.
..just sayin’. I’ve been drinking BAWLS for over a decade.
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Directions: 1. Grasp the Bawls 2. Turn head 3. Cough
Entrapment? They stole my bawls and put it on display! God damn it, Target..
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Next they are going to try to get you to buy Bone Sucking Sauce…or maybe Victor is going to bring that home! But you could counter with a jar of Lip Licking Sauce..mmm mm mmm
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Oh go on- grab the Bawls!
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I so needed an LOL right now. And you delivered.
Seriously, WTF was that company thinking? I mean, its like its a Chinese company that did a really bad translation or something. How did that make it through the test marketing alive?
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No kidding….I hear Lance Armstrong LOVES this stuff. Oh…my mistake…BAWL.
I don’t know who’s funnier. Jenny or her commenters. Hee! =D
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in Australia we’ve got caffeinated beverages called ‘mother’ and ‘monkey’. after hearing about ‘bawls’ i’m thinking you could mix the three together and have a nice glass of “mother monkey bawls”…
Purely co-incidental that in Australian …..
Root (verb and noun) : synonym for f*ck in nearly all its senses: “I feel rooted”; “this washing machine is rooted”; “(s)he’s a good root”. A very useful word in fairly polite company.
+Bawls???
What’s the diet version called, ‘Vasectomy?’
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@mooooog35 I’m pretty sure it would be called ‘Got No Bawlz’
Even better? Blue Bawls. http://www.xoxide.com/bawls2bottles.html
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After I finish with the Bawls, I lick the rim.
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i’ve never had the root beer kind, but the original bawls (the ones in the blue bottle) are actually really good. and it never gets old walking around and shouting “THESE BAWLS IN MY MOUTH ARE SO TASTY!”
That’s not bawls, like testicles, it’s bawls like, “With both arms in a cast, I was in a fix. My bawls itched so bad and I couldn’t get my scratch on. I finally just sat down and bawled!”
It’s actually bottled baby bawling tears.
yaaayyyY! bawls is awesome! regular bawls though. not fucking root beer, cherry, or sugar free. no, you need regular sugared bawls. thems the best. you must go back to target and buy ALL the cases. and maybe some whip cream and gloves, just to make the cashier uncomfortable.
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I thought guarana was bat poop, I remembered that bit of trivia from Ace Ventura Pet Detective, so I was all freaked out they were not only calling their stupid drink Bawls but they were serving bat poop as well. Then I googled it and turns out bat poop is guano, so obviously I didn’t pay that good of attention to the Ace Ventura movie and they aren’t serving bat poop to people which I guess is a good thing, but then there still is that problem of the dumb name for their drink, maybe “This Is Not Bat Poop” would have been a better name and then people like me wouldn’t get so confused. Wow that was a lot of work for a Saturday I have to rest now!
I agree! They are totally fucking with you LOL
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I am guessing the diet version will be be no bawls?
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There’s got to be a tea baggin’ joke in here somewhere….
This SO cannot be a real product….
“Bubba, I’m just goin ta run ta Target and me a couple a dem BAWLS”… I can SO hear that being a conversation in a Texas household… NOT!
If it is real… Them RootBeer people got … BAWLS!
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Bawls is like, the go-to drink for people participating in gaming tournaments.
I assume the name is a direct reference to the demographic; i.e. frat boys
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Do they come in blue?
Better grab your Bawls quick, they are flying off the shelf and soon there will be no Bawls at all.
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I remember seeing a drink that looked a lot like that, with the same name, in our campus convenience store in college….this was around 2000-2002. but if i remember correctly, the bottles were BLUE then…haha.
Believe it or not, Bawls is actually –in my opinion– one of the best tasting energy drinks on the market, and it’s been around for over a decade now. The root beer flavor is new; the bottle I use to buy was blue. Thus, it was blue Bawls. I’m not sure that was an accident.
I would totally guzzle those bawls…
Bawl juice. That’s just wrong on so many levels. Please make it stop. Please.
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Target have been fucking with us all for years…
These bawls will do more than give you a buzz as they slap your tonsils on the way down… And the bottles are not ribbed for anyone’s pleasure!
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Couldn’t you just hear the conversation if someone was drinking this? “Hey, what’s that you’re drinking?” “Oh this? It’s Bawls! Haven’t you had Bawls before? Haven’t you heard of Bawls before?” “Dude…you’re drinking Bawls? hehehehe…snort!”
That’s funny!
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You can get blue Bawls at Kum & Go.
When Kum & Go and In & Out finally meet, it will be Bawls to the wall!
Dude, we have a Kum & Go in my town and I giggle like a teenager whenever I see it. My friends don’t seem to think it’s funny, even my 20-y.o. brother doesn’t see the problem: HOW CAN THEY NAME A GAS STATION Kum & Go!? I’m so pleased that my giggles are validated 🙂
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OMG, too fricken funny the post and the comments, I’m trying not to Laugh out loud in my cubicle….and I’m the boss in this office…LMAO
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I’ve never had red Bawls before, but I have blue Bawls all the time. It’s kind of something that online gamers just….have. It’s hard to stay up all night playing an MMO without Bawls, and blue Bawls are just…omg…yummy. True story.
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holy shit, I was just going through some of your old blogs and stumbled upon this GEM!
this is the most hilarious thing I’ve read all week!
kum & go hahahha