I spent the day vaguely naked in a cemetery (more on that later) and then my sister yelled at me for not having the weekly wrap-up published and I was all “That’s because it’s Saturday” but turns out it’s actually Sunday. This is basically how my whole fucking week went. But enough about that. Now it’s time for the weekly wrap-up of shit-I-was-doing-when-I-wasn’t-here reinventing bear-fear-based advertising and getting hit on by Netflix.
This week on my sex column (which is satirical and vaguely safe for work if your boss isn’t a douche-canoe):
This week on Good Mom/Bad Mom on the Houston Chronicle:
This week on the internets:
- I sold my possibly haunted, broken camera for $501. I know. I don’t understand either. But another blogger bought it and she’s quite funny so I told everyone on twitter to go see what kind of a person would pay $501 for a broken camera and a cross-dressing lego and I BROKE HER BLOG. True story. And it took her like 30 hours to get the server back up and as soon as it was up I was all “Hey, remember that girl who I told you to go read and then I accidentally crashed her server? Well, it’s back up!” and then I crashed her server again. I swear to God I did not do this on purpose. Then she was all “Stop helping” and so I did. I think her site’s back up now and you can visit it but it’ll probably crash again so maybe go in turns. If your name starts with an A you can go now. Everyone else wait until next week.
This week on shit-I-didn’t-come-up-with-but-wish-I-did-because-it’s-kind-of-awesome: