I usually do my weekly wrap-up of shit-I-did-when-I-wasn’t-here on Sunday but I forgot because I thought yesterday was Saturday. Which was quite a rude shock when I woke up this morning, I assure you.
This week on my sex column (which is satirical and vaguely safe for work if your boss isn’t a douche-canoe):
- “I considered doing something with glitter and feathers but really all I could think was that the fake penises looked really naked and that they needed clothes.”
- “God made vaginas too small and he’s looking for a scapegoat.”
This week on Good Mom/Bad Mom on the Houston Chronicle:
This week on the internets:
- This kind of marketing and my house still hasn’t sold. WTF, housing market? Get your shit together.
- I convinced Karen to do this.
This week on shit-I-didn’t-come-up-with-but-wish-I-did-because-it’s-kind-of-awesome: