Swear to God..This is what I see when you send me your form-letter dear-blogger spam:
You are wasting both of our time.
Also? Unsolicited advice and plugs for your own shit is not a “free gift” to me. It’s just annoying. Stop it or I will cut you. Please don’t call the cops. This unsolicited, yet violent advice is my free gift to you. I hope you can appreciate the irony.
PS. Is it wasting “both of our time” or “both of our times“? Because they both sound wrong now. Fuck. Now I’m even madder. LOOK WHAT YOU DID.
PPS. This is the second post I’ve written today but both of them are kind of half-assed so I think together they count as one good post. Or one quarter of a good post. Am I supposed to multiply them or add them? I don’t know how fractions work in regards to blogging.