Hi. Right now I should be apologizing for not posting my weekly wrap-up yesterday and quickly doing it today but it’s Labor Day and everyone else is doing what they want and so I’m going to as well. That’s why I’m going to post the most boring and self-indulgent post ever that will only be appreciated by my mother and people who are very, very bored.
Still there? Sorry about that. BUT! I made a desk, y’all. I mean, I didn’t “make it” make it but I kind of made it. Sort of. Lemme explain.
So yesterday I went looking for a computer desk since I literally wore a hole in mine (thanks, Ikea) and I was looking for a cool, shabby chic, painted French Provincial sort of thing but every one I found was over a grand and when I told the furniture people that I needed something under $200 they just laughed at me so Victor suggested that we just make one since one time I painted a snake on his mini-refrigerator (not a euphemism) and that turned out okay. So we bought a cheap black table, sanded it, painted it blue, sanded it again to make it look old and then I added some stencil decals to make it look kind of creepily awesome and yes, I realize that it’s not the kind of desk that normal people would want but I think that’s kind of why it’s perfect for me.
Wanna see pictures? Of course you do. You’re bored anyway.
And guess what else I got to go with my new desk?
MOTHERFUCKIN’ WALLS, YOU GUYS.
Remember last month when I pulled a Les Nessman and put tape around floor of the room that should be my office? Well, turns out that all I had to do was walk into Victors office with an armful of work dildoes and suddenly he agreed that having actual walls to separate me from the rest of the family was a priority. So now I have walls. (Thanks, dildoes.)
PS. In the spirit of self-indulgent drivel, here’s a picture I took in my neighborhood.
It almost makes up for the dead animal trapped in my bedroom wall that the pest control people won’t come deal with because “it’s Labor Day weekend, ma’am”. “It’s Labor Day weekend” is code for “you’re probably all going to die from cholera”. Awesome.