Email conversation between me and my friend, Liza:
Liza: WTF? WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME YOU WERE SHOOTING A FUNNY OR DIE VIDEO?
Liza: Holy shit-tacos. You make the best “genie slut” ever.
me: Are you high right now?
Liza: I’m so not falling for it. When did you do this?!
me: Okay, am *I* high right now?
Liza: You’re telling me that’s not you in that Ke$ha video? Because if so, I call major bull-shit.
me: Is it possible that you’ve had a stroke? Because I have NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT.
me: That’s totally not me.
Liza: Bull. Shit. I’m calling Shenanigans.
Then I got 17 other emails from people asking why I hadn’t told them that I know Ke$ha, including one from my next door neighbor asking me if I could get Ke$ha’s autograph.
It’s totally not me, y’all. Promise.
UPDATED: Here. This is how you can tell it’s not me:
UPDATED again: Okay, I do kinda see your point.
But it’s still not me. Probably.