Life sort of sucks this week. Victor’s been in the hospital for a few days because of a staph infection in his broken arm and they have no idea when he’ll be released so life here is weird because when Victor’s sick I have to be the grown-up and it’s fucking exhausting. And whenever I’m home I hear his voice echoing in my head, saying “Really? Is that where your shoes belong? In the middle of the hall?” and “No, cat’s can’t eat corndogs. GO TO THE GODDAM GROCERY STORE” and “WHY DO YOU EVEN HAVE A CLOSET IF YOU’RE NEVER GOING TO USE IT? DO YOU EVEN KNOW THAT YOU HAVE A CLOSET? You don’t, do you? Point it out to me. Point to where your closet is. Exactly. You have no idea.”
I miss him.
But until things get back to normal I am totally going to phone it in with a series of youtube videos that make me laugh hysterically even when I want to stab people in the face with a pointy bird. And even if you’ve seen them before they’re awesome. Promise.
From the creator of “Honey Badger don’t give a shit” comes: