According to Alexa, one of the very top queries from search engines that directs people to my blog is “YOU’RE AN IDIOT”. It seems confusing and sort of needlessly insulting but I just looked it up myself and Google was all “Oh, you must be looking for the bloggess“. Awesome.
Apparently I also score very high for people searching for “phobia of giant women”, “motherfucker”, and (my personal favorite): “Does it look like I’m here?”
Exactly how many people are googling “Does it look like I’m here?” And why are they asking? And what do they expect to find?
These are the questions that keep me up at night…
Comment of the day: People found my blog by searching for the terms “Anal Moon” and “turtle shits on nightgown”. I also got one for “is Matt Damon vulnerable”
I still don’t know if he is vulnerable, and now I’m kind of wary of the moon. ~ Rev. Back It On Up