October 2011 – The Bloggess

I’m out of the hole.

It’s Sunday and I’m finally crawling out of this depression. Yeehaw, motherfuckers. If you’re currently in the throes of a depression (or are in the position of watching someone who is) please remember that depression is a lying bastard and that this will pass. And life will be brighter again. I promise. Thank you forContinue reading “I’m out of the hole.”

The Haunted Dollhouse

This post isn’t funny, and I apologize for that, but it’s not sad either, so I think we’re even. If you don’t like Halloween, miniatures, or horror books you should just skip this post. Seriously. If you’re a long-term reader you already know that I’ve been slowly building a haunted dollhouse for the last elevenContinue reading “The Haunted Dollhouse”

Phone koozies

An extremely sarcastic conversation between me and Victor, in which none of us wins… Victor: I don’t know if you know this, but when we bought our phones they came with these things called chargers. Lemme explain how they work… me: I know what chargers are. Victor: Apparently you don’t. me: They’re those fancyContinue reading “Phone koozies”

AND THEN I SAW A SASQUATCH ON THE ROAD

Actual conversation with my husband, as we were driving down a Texas back-road yesterday: me: OH MY GOD, WHAT WAS THAT? Victor: What? me: You need to stop the car so I can get out, BECAUSE I JUST SAW A BEAR EATING GRASS ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD. Victor: Okay, I don’t even knowContinue reading “AND THEN I SAW A SASQUATCH ON THE ROAD”

My cat is alive and makes me feel like an asshole

Conversation with the exterminator about my 16+ year old cat: Exterminator: Ma’am? I’m afraid you have a dead cat in your living room. me: Oh, he’s not dead. He’s just really old. Exterminator: I’m sorry, ma’am, but this cat is dead. me: He’s just fucking with you. He sleeps with his eyes open. Posey: MEOW.Continue reading “My cat is alive and makes me feel like an asshole”