I love Lady Gaga but she owes me 10 bucks

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They say that there is nothing new under the sun, and that might be true, but I’d just like to point this out:

Me going to a movie in 2011. Lady Gaga starring in a movie in 2012.

Conclusion:  Wolf Blitzer and I need a lawyer.

PS.  Wolf Blitzer died of kidney disease so you can’t yell at me, PETA.

PPS.  I’m referring to Wolf Blitzer my dead wolf companion.  Not Wolf Blitzer the news guy.  The news guy is still alive and has all his kidneys.  As far as I know.  I didn’t really research him as well as I should.  He seems fine though.  Exuberant even.

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  3. They should just replace Gaga with you in the film! Now that’s a film is go to see!!!

  5. They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Obviously Lady Gaga wants to be just like you. 🙂

  7. Looks better on you, as you’re more of a winter wolf and she is more of a spring…as you can tell by the disgusted look on her wolf’s face.

  8. wolf blitzer is an asshole. the news guy, not your dead wolf companion.

  15. Gaga did Wolf Blitzer a disservice by coordinating him with yellow. NOT his color.

  17. Everyone wants to be like you, even Lady Gaga. Who can blame her, you make that wolf look HOTT!

  18. That picture of you is very sultry, Jenny. You’re a natural. Lady Gaga looks like she’s trying too hard.

  21. You should go see her movie in a meat suit. Give her a taste of her own meaty medicine.

  24. Imitation = flattery…or something like that. It feels a lot like “stealing a great idea” to me.

    *WE* all know who had this amazing look first – let us know if you require witnesses once you’ve got the ‘legal ball rolling.’ =)

  25. Well…at least Lady Gaga’s wearing fur, not meat? I’m not sure that’s a plus.

    You’re at least two steps up on her anyway: none of your names sound like drunken baby talk. 🙂

  26. In GaGa’s defense – she is starring as La Chameleon, which probably means that she just camouflaged herself to look like you, since she is a chameleon and all. I’m not sure you can sue a chameleon. I would expect PETA would have a case against her though – because everyone knows that she probably ripped her wolf apart with her bare hands, and then used the insides to make a dress.

  30. imitation is the sincerest form of flattery

    (see, I’m imitating all your comments, which should just flatter you.)

  33. Wolf Blitzer is so much better than Lady Gaga’s wolf though. He looks mad, and that’s stupid. Wolf Blitzer isn’t mad, even though he’s going to see a Twilight movie!

  34. It should be noted that Gaga’s wolf is looking at you with certain jealousy. Look at it — green with envy, it is. I suspect Gaga’s wolf’s bitterness stems from a) not having a name, as all dead things should, and b) having just been shot in the head (see smoking gun) by a famous actress instead of dying of natural causes like WB did.

    Shall we give Lady Gaga’s wolf a name? Might I suggest Toby McTimberson?

  36. Frankly, you look way sexier than she does. What can you say? It takes a real fashion daredevil to pull off the whole “Large-Animal-Taxidermy” look, and you’ve got it going on. You look totally fierce. Lady Gaga should have tried something a bit more classic and understated, like ferrets. Stick to what you know, M’Lady.

    She’s really gonna be in trouble when you introduce the “Kodiak-Bear-That-Died-of-Heart-Arrhythmia” look next spring.

  40. If only you could get Wolf Blitzer to dress up as Wolf Blitzer. In whatever permutation is required for the picture.

  41. I disagree with you Jenny, I think this is much more a “parody” of the Tarantino & Rodriguez Grindhouse films. Great. Now that I’ve taken a contrarian side to this do I need a lowyer?

  43. Apparently you are the cutting edge of fashion….Stupid rest of the world is going on about the Sept issue of Vogue being so huge. I bet they don’t even show kitten hats/mittens or wolf-wear. You’re practically the scary boss lady from Devil Wears Prada!! (and now I’m a little scared of you)

  47. If Gaga was holding a spatula instead of a gun, you might have a case. Either way, you wear it better.

  50. That’s not even a gun she’s holding– it’s a Conair hair dryer from 1991!! This is so “Single White Wolf Female.”
    I have chills.

  53. She is just jealous you names your giant metal chicken Beyonce and is desperately trying to attract your attention.

  54. Good luck with that. Lady Gaga owes me $25 for stealing my meat suit. Bacon’s not cheap these days. Bitch won’t pay.

  56. Sweet Hookers Alive that bitch stole your look!
    I say you should turn the tables on her once again and wear a fake Lady Gaga shawl (a real one is a bit too Buffalo Bill… not that you wouldn’t thrive in prison, obviously you would somehow become head bitch, I’m just saying that maybe stick with blowup dolls) just to scare the shit out of her and let her know you aren’t messing around.

  61. This proves one thing: You are edgier than Lady Gaga. Rock on, Jenny…Rock on.

  64. You sure that Wolf Blitzer isn’t stepping out on you? Maybe that isn’t imitation but accessory adultery. I’ll bet Robert Pattinson would know how you feel.

  67. Like Cassandra doomed to foresee the future but never have anyone believe her…its kind of like that huh?

  68. Ugh. Annoying. Her wolf probably didn’t die of kidney failure but from choking on her meat dress. Send PETA her way!

  70. Day-maker! Can we please get a shot of Lady Gaga in a red dress, holding twine? I have to feeling she’s a supporter.

  71. Is it wrong that I was really okay, quite fine actually, when I thought you *were* talking about the CNN Blitzer?

    Am I a bad person?

    Yeah, I know I am. You don’t need to bother answering that.

    And isn’t everything Gaga does a rip-off of someone else’e brilliance, at least most of the time??

    ======

  73. You have nice legs, Jenny. Being a trendsetter and all, please always remember: Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but it still sucks when somebody steals your great ideas.

    Kathy M.

  74. You know, if you weren’t such a flippin’ trend setter this wouldn’t keep happening!
    You just can’t help it that everyone wants to be you. I guess it’s just your burden to bear…

  75. Shouldn’t she be holding a dead lizard? She’s in a movie called La Chameleon, not Twilight. Clearly us Lawsbians need to save up and buy her a taxidermied lizard. She can wear it as a scarf.

  76. What I want to know is why she won’t wear her wolf on her head…I mean, if you’re going to wear a dead animal, you really should commit to it. You’re the real deal, Jenny 🙂

  78. Jenny, I can verify that news guy Wolf Blitzer has both his kidneys. Also, that his kisses are scratchy due to his facial hair.

  85. Might I just say that you look hot with Wolf Blitzer. I never look that classy going to a movie, nice gams.

  87. OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!! I LOVE IT! and I thik it’s really funny that you named you bear companion Wolf Blitzer and then told PETA not to yell at you.

  91. First Morgan Freeman and now Gaga?! Your life is filled with so many odd occurrences. Seriously, you couldn’t make this shit up. LOL

  92. I agree with bob from above….Lady Gaga OWES you a pic of her holding twine. No amount of money will fix this outrage…..but Gaga holding twine. Yes.

  97. The reason I absolutely love your blog is encapsulated in your final sentence.. “Exuberant Even.” Totally unnecessary, yet makes me laugh out loud.

  98. Lady Gaga does totally owe you money. I do think that you should write a strong letter.

  103. I’ve been trying to think of something suitably cracked out to wear for if I manage to actually get through the throngs in Seattle to say hi to you, and I think my wolf hat will do it. It’s not nearly as good, but it HAS got ears, and you’ll at least recognize the theme. :p I shall pair it with the ever classic giant red skirt and purple corset. HAWT.

    P.S. Your legs are totally better than Gaga’s.

  105. I love you Bloggess, but I also love Gaga and I must point out that Gaga pioneered the animal-skin-as-outerwear look in the Bad Romance video, which was released in November 2009…

    BUT for the record, in the side by side comparison here, you rock it far better than Gaga.

  106. WAY TO COPYCAT, MISS GAGA!

    Next thing you know, she’ll be advertising her latest album on a stuffed pony and making souffle in a frilly apron.

  107. You look so much more natural in Wolf. Lady Gaga is trying WAY too hard.

  108. You know she’ll just say she was born this way. (Bah dum chick.) Oh, hey, that reminds me of a joke a six-year-old told me I thought was pretty funny.

    How do you make Lady Gaga mad?
    Poke ‘er face.

  109. Have you ever seen the Celebrity Jeopardy with the actual Wolf Blitzer? He is hands-down the dumbest motherfucker on the face of the planet.

  111. You’re so ahead of your time that everyone else seriously needs a Tardis just to keep up with you.

    So 2000 and late, Gaga. So 2,000 and late.

  114. Do you mean ten dollars, or ten male deer? And if deer, do you mean live, taxidermied, or giant and metal?

  116. Oh. My. God. Just when I think there is nothing you can surprise me with, there’s this. I’m relatively new to your blog, so I hadn’t seen the original Wolf Blitzer post.

    And where do you get to watch a movie AND get drunk?? I want to go to a theater like that!

    As always, thanks for the laugh. You are single-handedly increasing my life span!

  117. I am feeling very left out in this obviously popular wolf pack, but feel at a loss as to how I can acquire my own wolf cape. I shall forever live with my disapointment, or perhaps check on Etsy.

  121. If you really wore that to the movies I am going to be SO PISSED because that is EXACTLY the kind of thing I do and I think if we do it TOGETHER, we could get a TV show. I mean, fuck, Snooki, J-Woww, Paris and Nicole, what the hell do THEY do? They get loads of money for just being STUPID. WE, are smart…and HILARIOUS. Which I think is way more entertaining. It would be great to have someone else to do this crap with because frankly my kids are beginning to find me embarrassing and my husband has lost all hope, because every time he asks me what the hell is wrong with me I just blame it on the meds and then HE says well clearly they’re not working because they’re supposed to STOP you from being crazy and then I say that they ARE working because now I can let the crazy OUT and not give a shit and THAT was really the problem. As you can tell there is a huge disagreement brewing and it might blow into divorce proportions in which case all I’m praying that you have a guest room for my kids and a couch I can sleep on and I’ll help with the book tour and with dusting all the various dead animals. Live-in help, man. It’s awesome.

  123. CHRISTMAS IN JULY!

    I work for the company that funded Machete – it’s all very boring and high stress… UNTIL TODAY! When my favorite blogger posts about our upcoming movie! NOW I can completely justify the time spent reading your blog while at work! RESEARCH!

  124. I think I have an attention defecit problem, because I spent a solid 5 frantic minutes scouring the web for news of Wolf Blitzer’s death until I scrolled to your next paragraph and realized there was a Wolf Blitzer 2.0. Which is comforting now, because I couldn’t figure out how a dead Wolf Blitzer managed to “Hammer Obama Supporters over Biden’s Attack on Romney” all the way from the grave.

    P.S. Blitzer Jr. is tres chic

  126. So does that make her Team Jacob or Team Edward? Wonder if she actually read the books or just watched the movie. Guess it does not matter… Sue, sue, sue! Oh, for the love of Wolf Blitzer (the wrap, not the newsguy).

  127. Like I said yesterday…she’s wearing it wrong. If your book thing doesn’t pan out, she should hire you as her stylist 😉

  128. Lady Gaga copied me too! She walked around in one of her concerts with a blue muff. And everyone knows I did the Fraggle Rock Blue Thunder first.

    We need to start charging for our outrageousness.

  129. Can I please just tell you THANK YOU. Seriously. Thank you for making me laugh, thank you for making me smile. Thank you for giving me a place, that for 5 mintues, I can forget my mom has terminal brain cancer, or that the bills need to be paid, or that pretty soon I will be an orphan. Thank you from the bottom of my heart because your blog lets me escape this world in moments when I really need it and think I can not go on. PS sorry my comment is not funny. I promise next time I will reference mini goats and porn.

  132. well, you could just go with ‘imitation is the sincerest form of flattery’. or you and wolf could lawyer up.

    (please tell me your lawyer is a stuffed chipmunk in a suit. or perhaps a stuffed kimodo dragon in a suit. either.)

  133. I would really love to hear your reasoning on why Lady Gaga owes you exactly 10 dollars for this [clear-cut and very obvious] infringement on your creativity.

  137. I think Wolf Blitzer is stepping out on ya … it looks like the same flippin wolf!

  138. I saw this picture of Lady Gaga this morning and the very first thing I thought was “That crazy whore stole Wolf Blitzer from the Bloggess!” I kid you not.

    Get a lawyer. At the very least you could sue for her wolf and then you and the hubby can go to movies in a matching pair.

  140. totally thought of you and WB at Science City in KC today, where they have a “can you identify the pelt?” exhibit and it included a wolf hide. i tried to get a picture of me wearing it, but my mom was a bit horrified.

  142. Seriously, you are way more awesome than Lady Gaga (whose songs I do like, at least a few of them, not all, but some) and you totally rock that wolf beyond anything she could do.

  145. I wanted to tweet this, but it’s way more than 140 characters.

    I was visiting my parents last week in Spokane, WA, and was driving by a vacant lot on the corner of a main road. There was a couple parked in the lot, selling items from a back of a pickup truck. I don’t know what else they were selling, but they were definitely selling animal furs. Because they both were wearing furs just like Wolf Blitzer, and dancing around the sidewalk, waving at the cars.

    To realize the full bizarrity (is that a word?), one must remember that it was July in Spokane, and therefore very very hot and sunny. I almost crashed my car laughing.

  149. I am looking forward to the movie as well. Been a fan of Robert Rodriguez ever since I saw his stunning debut film “El Mariachi”.

  150. Where’s your tattoo? By the by, just red your book and loved it. Made me leak a few tears and LOL, sometimes at the same time! Go girl.

  153. I just finished taking the bar exam yesterday so if we can somehow make Ohio an appropriate jurisdiction …

  155. I can see these two pictures in a gossip magazine with the caption, “Who wore it better?”

    P.S. I definitely think you did, because you were wearing it to be awesome whereas she was wearing it for a promotion.

  158. My dear! I do believer you’ve been gifted with the rare gift of prophesy! O.o

    You could very well be the next “Mentalist” 😉 …

  160. AHHHH I just saw this tonight on littlemonsters.com and TOTALLY thought of YOU. So awesome I Love you both!

  161. You are obviously an icon to the celebrity cult. I think you should roll with it. Add it to your business card. Dress famous people for photo shoots… then they HAVE to pay you!!! Hell, maybe you’re even their secret goddess, you could ask for sacrifices! You could get paid with FUNNY PORN!!!

  162. There have been days when I wanted to wear Wolf Blitzer’s skin…the news guy…not the carnivore. And I just realized how creepy that sounds. Let me start over. There have been days when I wanted Lady Gaga to wear me like a second skin…nope…even creepier. Seems you bring out the worst in me. BTW ‘exuberant’ is an excellent choice of word.

  164. Wolf Blitzer went to my high school. For real. Well.. not at the same time as me, but he did, graduated class of ’66. His picture is up in the hall on a plaque that says “Journalist, Senior Correspondent, Role Model”
    I do not have a plaque…. and I’m pretty sure there won’t be one that calls me a role model.

  166. Your wolf companion, multi-media artist Jana sterbak’s meat dress, madonna’s…. Everything else….. You are in incredibly creative company.

  168. Maybe she could hire you as her stylist as you apparently have something on her current one. Lady GaGa that look has been DONE!

  171. You and Lady Gaga are very much alike. You both expresses yourselves in every way you can be. But of course she have to pay 10 bucks! LOl!

  173. I saw Lady GaGa’s poster on Facebook before I read your post, and I totally thought she was imitating you. It’s sooo obvious. You DID do it FIRST and BETTER!

  176. Can we start a fund to get Lady Gaga some therapy? Or maybe we should just get her laid?
    There’s something wrong with that chick….

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