They say that there is nothing new under the sun, and that might be true, but I’d just like to point this out:
Conclusion: Wolf Blitzer and I need a lawyer.
PS. Wolf Blitzer died of kidney disease so you can’t yell at me, PETA.
PPS. I’m referring to Wolf Blitzer my dead wolf companion. Not Wolf Blitzer the news guy. The news guy is still alive and has all his kidneys. As far as I know. I didn’t really research him as well as I should. He seems fine though. Exuberant even.