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Monthly Archives: October 2012
Happy Halloweird
Happy Halloween from the entire Lawson family. Also, to distract yourself today I highly recommend picmonkey’s halloween photo morphing. Here’s Hailey after I got finished with her:
Hold me closer, Tony Danza
This weekend I spoke at the Texas Book Festival and it was very weird, but awesome. Also, Tony Danza opened for me. Or possibly Tony Danza headlined and I just randomly followed him. Either way, it makes for a good conversation starter. Also, when Tony Danza was walking backstage I gave him one of those knowingContinue reading “Hold me closer, Tony Danza”
Do-it-yourself cat costume
I wanted to buy costumes for the cats but they were really expensive so instead I decided to just make some because I am very crafty. I wanted to glue six googley eyes to the cat so he could be a spider, but then Victor said that most spiders also have eight legs and IContinue reading “Do-it-yourself cat costume”
I’m slowly being murdered by my own face
me: My allergies are killing me. Victor: What are you allergic to? me: Weed. Victor: Then stop smoking weed. me: No. Ragweed. It’s a pollen or something. And it’s causing me to suffocate myself. Victor: Um…what? me: I can’t breathe. I’M DROWNING IN ME. Victor: Unlikely. At best you’re drowning in mucus. me: No. Because I’veContinue reading “I’m slowly being murdered by my own face”
Just to answer your question in advance, I have a lot of small wigs because I thought they’d fit the dead weasels but then it turned out they were slightly too large and I hate returning things.
Victor: Why did you put a wig on the cat? me: Better question: Why do you always assume it’s me? I’m not the only one who lives here, you know. Victor: Hailey? Hailey: Yeah? Victor: Did you put a wig on the cat? Hailey: Why would I put a wig on a cat? me: ThisContinue reading “Just to answer your question in advance, I have a lot of small wigs because I thought they’d fit the dead weasels but then it turned out they were slightly too large and I hate returning things.”
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