Just a quick thank you. The cost to keep this blog up are stupid expensive but I’m incredibly lucky that so many people support the blog by buying space in the sidebars. Lots of them are writers and bloggers themselves and you should totally do yourself a favor and check them out because they’re lovely, and also because they are better than chocolate tacos. Chocotacos. Great. Now I want a chocotaco.
Also, the people who buy ads here keep me from having to do irritating things like break up posts into several pages, or having pop-up ads, or slide-shows to artificially manipulate page views. We owe them all a drink. Or five.
A regular blog post is coming but this morning I just want to say thanks to anyone who has ever supported this blog, either by advertising, by supporting my advertisers, by buying a book or something from my store, or who simply left fabulous comments which vigorously disprove the “DON’T READ THE COMMENTS” law of the internet. I love you guys.
Also, I realize that lots of you know of or have fascinating shit that you’d probably like to pimp out and so today I’m opening up comments to let you pimp out whatever thing you think needs more attention. Charities, kick-starters, books you love, etsy shops, your favorite blog post, videos that make you laugh, something you made that you’re really proud of, whatever. (Try to limit it to less than 3 sentences though because most of us have ADD here.)
And seriously, thank you. You keep my world going around. Someone bring me a chocotaco.
Nerdy jewelry, anyone?
My husband’s PC game: Tower of Guns! http://www.towerofguns.com/
I’m pimping out my own shop!! French Toast Kitty – Etsy shop full of mid-century mod, awesome cool stuff!!! Working hard to make a little extra money. https://www.etsy.com/ca/shop/FrenchToastKitty?ref=si_shop
Can I pimp someone else? Elan Morgan has something called Five Star Friday. It helps lift up great writing that we the people nominate. In a sea of linkbait, she brings the real deal. Nominate someone, read something. http://www.schmutzie.com/submit-an-entry/
(I LOVE Five Star Friday. ~ Jenny)
Nothing to sell… just my blog where I do cool shit with my kids. http://www.tpcraft.com
Thanks!
These posts will change your fucking life:
– Why, yes, children, of course we can get a dog … and by “yes” I mean “fuck no.”
– Zombie Dinner Party … with your chef, Dr. Hannibal Lector
OK, I might be exaggerating. Thanks! 🙂
I make greeting cards – here’s my etsy shop: http://crookedstamper.etsy.com
Thanks, Jenny!!!
I dream of earning enough to be able to buy ad space here. For now here’s my blog full of original poetry and comments and writing prompts:
http://vicklinde.wordpress.com/
And a massive thank you too! x
Baby stuffs!
https://www.etsy.com/ca/shop/WhimsicalWarmthProps
My best friend’s novelette is about a woman samurai. Might be of interest to some readers? http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00HGJM43O
I really want to pimp out my Grand Am, but I’ll settle for pimping out my favorite blog post. It’s the story of when I got a text from a Craigslist ad that someone (I suspect one of my students) posted using my phone number and the weirdo on the other end of the message was the first one to freak out and leave the conversation.
http://www.nottalkingtomyself.com/2013/07/out-weirding-craigslist-weirdo.html
The internet is lucky to have you. Today, I will be pimping my public service announcement about toilet rats. Because toilet rats are a thing.
http://milkandwhiskey.com/2014/01/17/scenes-from-real-life-horror-movies-act-2-toilet-rats-2/
Get 15% off at the Atlanta Lady Thrashers Women’s Hockey store with coupon code “UPSET”! Check out LadyThrashers.com
Ha! I am alllll about pimpin’ (you know, when I’m not lying around watching Netflix)… and this reminded me that I need to email about ad space 😉 But, you know, in the meantime, if you like dark, psychological stories with boy bands, or historical fiction with ice boats and screwed up family trees, you can check out my books here: http://cynthiahillbooks.com/about-the-books/
Conversation pieces from my Etsy shop
I would like to pimp out myself, er…take that back! MY BLOG! I want to pimp out my blog! Come see me at: thehappyredhead.com
All I’ve done lately I’m really proud of is thousands of words of Dean/Cas fanfiction…which I’m understandably hesitant to link to under my real name. But guys, it’s REALLY GOOD.
I just have to say, your book is freaking hilarious. But I can only read it in places where I am alone. I started it at an airport and in an airplane (from audiobooks) and people probably thought I was legitimately insane. I was laughing and crying, and looking all sorts of crazy. With that said, read my lame blog that I don’t update nearly enough….
http://danielle-uncledanny.blogspot.com/
You are the wind beneath my wings. And by “wind” and “wings” I mean “taxidermied animal” and “mantle.”
I have four books you can buy:
http://www.amazon.com/Abby-Heugel/e/B006BIAEJM/ref=sr_ntt_srch_lnk_1?qid=1395764635&sr=8-1
My blog scrappiemomma.org. 3 words????? Good Lawd thaz worse than Twitter.
I blog about, my oxymoronic personality bc I luv Joel Osteen & bass~thumpin twerkin~bootie~music. I swear when I pray. Ex this morning: “shit shit shitJesus Please please let me effin find the top of this coffee pot oh God bc I will freaking die this am w/o coffee..” I try to be funny & heartfelt. Somex it works. Sometimes people think im angry.
Well I sure would love to fund my kickstarter campaign in the 11th hour – The Bloggess is one of my backers. I’ll give you a chocotaco if you do! http://kck.st/1kiwoqC
Your local library! Your local literacy program! Your local kid’s club! Mentors and tutors and teachers! YEEEHAAAAW!!
Oh, how kind! Thanks! sheepyhugs
I’m am nice to people for free, and I make fun iPhone/iPad games for money. https://itunes.apple.com/gb/artist/quantum-sheep/id333502540
Cheers!
@quantum_sheep 😀
I will use it to solicit donations for St. Judes. I’m running Warrior Dash to raise money for them. You can donate here: http://fundraising.stjude.org/site/TR?px=2486766&fr_id=10767&pg=personal
Imsorrybroke3wordrule. Shit. I dont think I can delete.
Maybe this will work?
https://www.etsy.com/shop/spindlecatstudio?section_id=7431341
Made my wedding dress into art yarn, and then knit a tinfoil hat from… tinfoil.
LOVE YOU! I’m running a kickstarter to make a book of the collaborative illustrations I do with our 4-year old!
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/346283815/share-with-me-a-book-of-collaborations-with-a-4-yr
This is my friends’ shop – they make great geek and steampunk accessories!
https://www.etsy.com/shop/skydogs?ref=shop_sugg
I have a blog dedicated to my amazing daughter. Does that count?
http://fatherfails.blogspot.com
GAH you’re the shit, Jenny! http://www.rachriot.com/ and follow my RachRiot fan page on the book of Face! Thanks!
No, Thank you for always sharing such awesomeness!
Now time to pimp out a kickstarter for Chris Lowell & his film Besides Still Waters: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/chrislowell/beside-still-waters-a-chris-lowell-film
Thank YOU, Jenny, for all you do to make us weirdos feel normal! <3 The postpartum depression community needs help passing through a petition to get new mothers screened for PPD. http://learned-happiness.com/2014/03/14/every-mother-every-time/
Love you, Jenny!
I’d just like to remind everyone to donate to local charities that do good in your area–like your local YMCA! You can find your YMCA at http://www.ymca.net/give/give.html
I’m a writer (in progress…not yet published) and an artist with Muscular Dystrophy.
Always love having new friends at @GulfCoastStudio on Twitter, or you can follow me at http://facebook.com/ugottafriend on FB.
Thank you kindly and happy taco Tuesday (pass me a chocotaco)!
We love you Bloggess!! 🙂
And because life’s too short to not get dirty… http://rocksandsun.com
I’m pimping out my son, sort of… He is 6 years old and has a disease called Neurofibromatosis. We’re trying to raise funds to support our NF walk, but we’ve not done all that well.
https://www.firstgiving.com/fundraiser/AlvinsAllies/boardman-oh-great-steps-walk-4-nf
My friend has a Kickstarter to get her stationery to the NYC Stationery show!
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1115363907/betsy-ann-paper-takes-ny
Also, come visit my blog, just for fun and whimsy. http://simply–a.blogspot.com
I guess I will pimp out my blog http://joaninja.com It’s sometimes funny, sometimes totally useless. 🙂
Adorable crochet critters and really useful craft advice: http://www.revedreams.com/
Music, voice acting, webcomics, and more: http://www.bsodcomic.net/
I draw cartoon portraits of peoples pets. Dogs, cats, derpy taxidermied deer, whatever you like. 🙂
<a href=”http://www.etsy.com/shop/mydogsaid”
Thank you for opening this up today. Long time reader here, but seldom commenter.
My little Etsy shop is: https://www.etsy.com/shop/CrookedSmileCreation
I moved my blog and seem to have lost half my followers in the jump…I’m over at blog.edesignsfashion.com with all my crafty, sewy, dealing with small children nonsense now!
my blog post about when to give advice…http://buildingwingspan.blogspot.com/2014/03/when-should-you-offer-advice.html I love your book, it was a Christmas to me gift. And so worth it.
This is very generous of you. Thank you, Jenny! I am pretty proud of my last two blog posts- talking with young children about race, sex, swearing, etc… Trying to reduce stigma.
As luck would have it, my post today features a fake picture of me and the lovely and talented Bloggess. I mostly talk about books, because BOOKS. Pimp Pimp, Pimpity Pimp.
My friend and I started a podcast in which we only discuss awesome things in 15-20 minutes. I look forward to recapping our happiness of the week, and to sharing it with anyone who needs it, too.
http://thefaultinourawesome.podbean.com/
http://www.beccajeffadopt.com – we are looking for a birthmother for a private open adoption OR
we are also looking to go to a new expensive agency and need help:
http://www.gofundme.com/6d6goo
I blog at http://www.honestmom.com about raising daughters and managing depression. I manage to laugh about it sometimes, too.
Thanks, Jenny. You rock.
North American Travel site…learn about their history, the people, and other shit like that. http://www.americansmalltowns.com
http://WWW.scrappiemomma.org why isnt it turnin blue . .
Thanks, Jenny!
I crochet a little of everything, but my favorites are my pet hats. Custom orders are more than welcome.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/ACleverColleen
My friend Jules has pretty cool shit in a funky little shop in Medicine Park, OK. She’s also an alchemist and makes super delicious lotions, potions and such. Her shop sponsors a roller derby team! How much cooler can you get than that?! https://www.facebook.com/lunajoon
Pimping out my photo ‘business’ 🙂 We travel! (we’re still building the business in to an actual ….um, business)
http://www.tedrodriguezphotography.com/
Gabbie and Alice – 2 girls in 2nd grade that for their 8th birthdays asked for people to not get them presents, but instead donate to the in-school food pantry in our town’s elementary school. They raised over $19K so far and a u-haul full of food. http://www.gofundme.com/GabbieandAliceTurn8 These amazing and selfless little girls are world changers.
Thanks, Jenny! I make handmade journals, cards, prints and more. http://birddoodle.etsy.com
Why? Because we are F*cking Hilarous.
http://www.creativewriter.pro/
Smug Singleton: Navigating dating along with life, the universe, and everything.
https://www.facebook.com/smugsingleton
http://smugsingleton.wordpress.com/
https://twitter.com/smug_singleton
http://smugsingleton.tumblr.com/
… I have nothing to whore out… worst. pimp. ever 🙁
Well I made Jenny’s Mad Eye Toady, I wrote a couple of books that she didn’t seem to hate, and now I make Hellraiser lamps (because of course I do). https://www.etsy.com/listing/181428940/hellraiser-lament-configuration-inspired?ref=listing-shop-header-3
(the other stuff that we do is over there in our shop as well)
Thank YOU Jenny, and your second professor is dressed but needs his accessories. I’ll have him done eventually.
When I have a bad day, I just look at this, and my day goes from fuck, to fabulous. http://justanotherstaticheart.blogspot.com/2014/03/this-is-why-people-think-im-weird.html
I can pimp out myself, can’t I? I self published my book, it got 130,000 downloads, hit the Amazon top 10, I got a three book deal and now I’m having a panic over deadlines, so if you could go download it you’d make me very happy: http://www.amazon.com/Sealed-Kiss-Rachael-Lucas-ebook/dp/B00BE9EUW0/ (oh yes, and it’s set on a Scottish island and it’s got MEN IN KILTS and snogging and seals and it’s like Bridget Jones with castles)
A friend of mine is struggling to find a good home for a very good dog who had a rough start in life. Please check out https://www.facebook.com/AHomeforAtticus to read all about him. He needs a home with no other dogs or pets, and he will love you forever.
Read my grammar blog. I sear it’s semi-funny. And call your senators and congress folks to ask them to support diabetes research!
Thank you Jenny! Do you like science fiction? Like webcomics? Check out http://www.cryo-joe.com ! The comic follows the adventures Joe Kelsey and a group of explorers who set out on a mission of exploration to a near star and get more than they bargained for…
April 12 at the SunSet Lounge in Escondido, California. 9 pm – 2 am
We are having a “Fuck Cancer” Fund Raiser. I just beat cancer so that kicked off the idea. Lots of prizes. Good music. Good times. Best of all, the funds raised are going to cancer research.
Fuck Cancer.
My friend’s FABULOUS Steampunk-inspired Jewelry! http://www.etsy.com/shop/SimpleDiversions
Thank You!!
I’m fundraising for Girls on the Run — a local organization that uses running as a tool to support the growth of strong, confident, and healthy young women. I love how running makes me feel inside and out and this program encourages just that to young girls.
Whether small, large, or just in spirit, I appreciate your support!
Hot Glass art and jewelry: http://www.celtcraftdesigns.com
Fused, slumped and torched glass pieces.
Awesome job now the pregnant lady wants a chocotaco too and in this tiny part of northern NJ there isn’t any to be had!!! I guess hubby’s going on a chocotaco expedition:)
I am a yarn whore…please buy my shit so I can get more yarn
https://www.etsy.com/shop/YarnChick40
THANK YOU JENNY!
Awesome book reviews: http://www.bookshelfbombshells.com
Awesome nerd culture by chick nerds: http://www.headoverfeels.com
Both free and entertaining!!
This ii not my blog but its an awesome one for anyone TTC, going through infertility, adoption or know anyone who is.
Shit its really just a funny ass blog I like to read cause it talks about vajayjays and swimmers and I enjoy 2nd grade humor.
http://ourmisconception.blogspot.com/
I figured it might be a good idea to promote Nerd HQ here, since Jenny is a wonderfully passionate nerd herself! Actor Zachary Levi and his company The Nerd Machine hold Nerd HQ every year during Comic-Con and help a charity called Operation Smile raise hundreds of thousands of dollars for operations for children with cleft lips and/or pallets while holding some awesome parties and panels for fans. Due to some sponsorship issues, they need our help funding this event, and they’re only asking for $5- for more information and/or to donate, please go to IWantMyNerdHQ.com.
Mother’s Day is coming! Spend the day with her, with your grandmas and aunts – compile a family cookbook! http://www.creatinganheirloom.com/ http://amzn.com/1494292521
Smug Singleton: Navigating dating along with life, the universe, and everything:
https://www.facebook.com/smugsingleton
https://twitter.com/smug_singleton
http://smugsingleton.wordpress.com/
http://smugsingleton.tumblr.com/
This just made me laugh. A magician making dog treats disappear and you get to see the dog’s reactions. Totally made me laugh really hard. Everyone needs to laugh 😀 http://sftimes.co/?id=284&src=share_fb_new_284
Jenny – you are the best!
I’m a total geek and made a pretty little village in a video game. Screen shots: http://murrenpursuesthedream.com/2014/03/24/moving-day/
Do you guys know about Amazon Smile?
Register and choose your favorite charity or no -profit, and they gey a tiny percentage of your purchase price. Yeah, it’s a really small percentage, but it’s shit you were going to buy anyway.
My charity of choice is the Red Door shelter here in Chicago. One of the few groups that works with abandoned rabbits, and since Easter is coming and the world is full of irresponsible assholed
<3 Handmade toys, always awesome! https://www.facebook.com/solematetoys
If you’re a blogger you should really join me, Baby Sideburns, Jen from People I Want to Punch in the Throat, and so many others at BlogU this June. It’s small, affordable, and you’ll learn a crapload of awesome stuff. And NickMom is sponsoring an open bar for our Saturday night party. So there’s that, too.
http://www.bloguconference.com
Please support me!
http://main.nationalmssociety.org/site/TR/Walk/OHAWalkEvents?px=2137308&pg=personal&fr_id=23645
In the spirit of Jenny’s ever-so-awesome potty mouth, you guys should totally check out my INAPPROPRIATE & SOCIALLY AWKWARD baby and toddler clothes. Seriously. http://www.etsy.com/shop/biasedbaby
Thank you for the opportunity. I work helping cancer patients whenever they have problems with their health insurance. From coverage ending due to being unable to work to challenges the families experience with their existing coverage, I try to give them the peace of mind they deserve and recognize the survivor’s efforts.
I’ve been raising funds selling tacos and salsas (my Instagram @mexicanity has some of my weekly experiments) but any extra help will be appreciated. Even one dollar goes a long way. Thanks in advance for your kindness!
http://main.acsevents.org/goto/HectorATX
My team, the Scare Climbers, is competing in a race to the top of a 51-story building, and we plan to still be alive at the end of it. It’s a fundraiser for the American Lung Association and today we’re trying to get $12 donations. Thanks, Bloggess! http://action.lung.org/goto/joan
I’m sure this will largely be ignored, but what the heck! In just under 6 weeks, I’m walking 39.3 miles in the Avon Walk for Breast Cancer in honor of my survivor friends and all women! I’ve dedicated hours of training. Please support me if you can!! http://info.avonfoundation.org/site/TR/Walk/WashingtonDC?px=7373569&pg=personal&fr_id=2361
You’re awesome, Jenny! If you’re ever in Southern California – any of you – please stop by my new age center, The Owl’s Lantern. Or virtually visit it: http://www.theowlslantern.com – thanks!
Thank YOU for being awesome!!! 😀
I’ve just started making jewelry, inspired by pokemon, american horror story, just everything that makes me happy 😀 http://www.daisychubbshop.tumblr.com
Raising the last of the funds for artificial insemination before my eggs shrivel up and die. hahaha
http://www.gofundme.com/littlepeanut
I write a blog. Lately, I’ve been posting every 2 weeks as I made a deal with a friend to give one another “friendly reminders” if we forget to post. It seems to be working well so far. I’ve remembered every time, and she… well, lets just say she’s gotten quite a few “friendly reminder” e-mails. 🙂
My favorite post: “Gandalf The Grey, But Not So Wise.” http://jeanietortoisefly.blogspot.ca/2011/11/gandolf-grey-but-not-so-wise.html
Thanks, Jenny! Just launched our new site, with my husband’s photography now available for digital download. <3 http://blackinkvirtual.com/photography/
My theater company, Retro Productions, is working on this amazing new play (for your NYC readers and anyone else who can make it to NYC the first two weeks of May) called AN APPEAL TO THE WOMAN OF THE HOUSE by Christie Perfetti Williams. It runs May 3-17, 2014.
What would you do if history knocked on your door?
It is just after midnight in May, 1961 when David and his fellow lost Freedom Riders knock on the door seeking assistance in the form of a phone and a place to stay until daylight. But Gideon, who knows this is Klan country, is reluctant to let in this band of mixed race college kids until Rose forces him to open the door with the acknowledgement that “they’re just babies.” What follows is a touching story of race, love, acceptance and learning how to stand up for what you believe.
FB PAGE: https://www.facebook.com/RetrosAppeal
Fundraising page (our video is up there too): http://thefield.org/sa/550733
We do workshops in the summer teaching people how to make halloween props. It helps pay for our halloween obsession. If anyone is in the Portland, OR area Jun-Aug you might want to attend one. If you are in the area in October check us out. http://davisgraveyard.com/workshops/
I’d like to pimp out one of my favorite humor blogs, One Funny Motha: http://www.onefunnymotha.com. One of my favorite articles of hers is on Detached Parenting: http://onefunnymotha.com/2013/01/31/detached-parenting-the-only-way-to-parent/
I’m gonna pimp my wife’s series of lesbian vampire novels set in San Antonio. I would read these even if I WEREN’T married to her — they are full of snarky bitey goodness. http://tinyurl.com/mwraxy8
Just the stuff I make. Save the broken vintage I say! Well and allow me to keep being a hoarder, well not hoarder cause I have it all so nicely organized, OK no, I’m really a vintage hoarder. I make cool stuff out of stuff that isn’t really jewelry too. OK and I hoard that as well. So yes, enable away.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/ReaganJuel?ref=si_shop
http://www.Kiva.org. Loan to entrepreneurs world-wide, helping folks work their way out of poverty; when your loan is repaid you can loan the money out again. Win-Win! (thanks for sharing the pimp space Jenny!)
Drinking glasses made from wine bottles we collect from bars and restaurants so they don’t end up in landfills. Perfect for wine slushees! http://refreshglass.com/shop/
(I have two of these! Love them. ~ Jenny)
Thanks Jenny!! You are awesome!
Check out my blog if you want to 🙂
theawkwardauthority.blogspot.com
I have two blogs on WordPress: Et Cetera, etc. (general topics) and Bipolar Me (one guess). Visit anytime!
In the spirit of this post I visited your advertiser, Silk Words. It reminded me a lot of any Nora Roberts romance.
Five Points. It’s the revenge of the roadkill. With puppets, and a Bradley Cooper lookalike. It’s like I made it for the People of the Bloggess. (Which kinda, I did.)
Jenny, you always inspire me to be brave. So does my friend, Tyler Glenn of Neon Trees.
He bravely came out as gay via Rolling Stone magazine. And he brought the reporter to my music venue, Muse Music (https://www.facebook.com/MuseMusicCafe), when they were in town, which was an added bonus. 🙂
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/neon-trees-tyler-glenn-gay-mormon-and-finally-out-20140325
I’d love to be able to afford one of your ads one day. For now check out my Etsy shop for Night Fox Jewelry–Modern Elegance Crafted by hand http://www.etsy.com/shop/nightfoxjewelry
Thanks, Jenny!!!!
You are awesome. Pimpin my blog and facebook page, thanks! http://bakesinslippers.com/ https://www.facebook.com/bakesinslippers
My most-read post is about poking leather with a fork, but I guarantee there’s more interesting stuff here if you look around. http://wennymakesit.blogspot.com/
I sent you my Major Mini Dress in Red My Mind after your red dress post. I’m a lingerie expert and my new company is empowering women by making shapewear fun!
http://shopjeweltoned.com/collections/shop
I started a CAMPAIGN… one that fights against media sensationalism and moreover, against giving undo notoriety to violent criminals that commit mass-shootings or bombings. We don’t need these people’s names and faces all over the news/news feeds. JOIN at http://www.facebook.com/antinotorietycampaign
If you’re in Downers Grove (outside of Chicago), stop by my awesome spice & tea shop to buy some yummy things! Mention Beyonce or Jenny and I’ll give you 20% off your order. 🙂
Spice Merchants
5225 Main Street
Downers Grove, IL 60515
630-829-2000
I want to pimp the awesome charity fighting extreme poverty that I’m lucky to work for- Concern Worldwide. In NYC and want to come run four miles with us on April 12? http://www.concernusa.org/springrun
I’m pimping out the dog rescue that saved me when I was depressed. Through them I gained friends, dogs of my own, and I formed happy little dog families all over the state of Arizona: Arizona Boston Terrier Rescue. http://www.azbtrescue.org.
They can always use donations or volunteers.
Mark Horvath is doing incredible work at Invisible People. Check it out and click the donate button if you can http://invisiblepeople.tv/blog/
Really goofy outlook on motherhood, fitness and how my dog is trying to kill me.
Because he can save all the things
http://davidtennantinplacesheshouldntbe.tumblr.com
Thank you for being Jenny Lawson (my vote for person I’d most like to have as my neighbor), anf letting us pimp our rad shit. I make awesome kids clothes… including a Tardis skirt.
http://www.lillipopsdesigns.etsy.com
I volunteer for Diamond Dachshund Rescue and we are having a wine tasting on April 4th in Boerne, Texas. It’s called Wine for Wiener Dogs. Not sure it gets any better than tasting wine to benefit rescuing dachshunds! We will even have a brewery there. If you can attend, please do. If you’d like to buy a ticket as a donation, that is also welcomed. Thanks for considering it!
http://wineforwienerdogs.org/
Thanks for hosting this. I’m linking to a funny post from a friend. If you’ve ever thought about buying a house, selling a house, or living in a house, here’s the BEST way to test it out b/4 moving in: http://www.foxywinepocket.com/2014/03/18/the-open-house/
Duchenne Muscular Dystrophy is the leading genetic killer in children. Urge the FDA to Say YES to Accelerated Approval for safe, effective therapies for children with Duchenne. We need 100,000 signatures by midnight on March 29th. http://t.co/QFvDW7iPkf
I have about a zillion tabs open right now thanks to all of you commenters. Thank you, Jenny, for giving your readers an opportunity to pimp themselves. Gonna go read/shop/donate/sign petitions now.
I don’t sell anything, I just started a blog about my family’s life on a gulf island in Canada. I’m a graphic design student, we own a hair salon (the hubs is a stylist), I’m a proud soccer mom, and I’m writing my memoirs about being a hippie kid & growing up in an apostolic Pentecostal “cult” fundamentalist community… And then finding my place in the world outside of religion… I’ll be sharing some of those amusing stories on my blog too… http://islandsneezer.com
I’m really, really proud of the things that I make out of paper!
http://abitofgeek.net/category/sculpturephotos/
Framed, in shadow boxes, 3D layered images 😀
I write a book blog that is… Well, it’s full of books. Anyway, today’s post features a fake photo of me with the lovely and talented Bloggess, so please come visit me? http://www.wordsforworms.com/2014/03/25/top-ten-tuesday-my-bookish-bucket-list/
Thank YOU for being so fabulously hilarious and candid and crazy 🙂 I’ve recommended your book to at least 5 people since I read it, and they all bought and loved it!
I’d like to pimp out my blog, The Memorist (www.thememorist.com)!
My first book! Took me a year to write it and when it went live I about had a panic attack.
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00HVROJ2A
Thanks! I’m the one who advertises on the top right of The Bloggess blog in the space that says “Enjoy a Quick Laugh?” If you haven’t clicked it yet, try this post to see if it tickles your fancy! Thanks for checking it out! http://www.sothenstories.com/startling-discovery-inspires-hooha-award
Very cool of you to do this, so thank you!
We wrote a novel, and it’s pretty awesome. Black Elvis, a drunken janitor, and a stripper embark on an epic quest to not become zombie food in Dead and Moaning in Las Vegas. 99 cents this week only, and thanks to all who check it out. http://www.amazon.com/Dead-Moaning-Vegas-Brandon-Meyers-ebook/dp/B009B8BFAG
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My taxidermy shop! Working on putting up more pieces this week!
Something you would totally make fun of but LOVE! Diva Dish Gloves™ http://www.fancypantzdesigns.com
I love the song “Happy”….I play it everyday. Pharrell Williams or WOTE(Walk Off The Earth) versions…I love them both. I am sure in 6 months I will hate this song.
Pimpin my pitiful collection of handmade chainmaille jewlery https://www.etsy.com/shop/EleganceinChains
Enjoy! and thanks Jenny!
It’s Chocolate Peanut Butter Day on the blog: http://www.foodlustpeoplelove.com – Thirty-one recipes for chocolate and peanut butter deliciousness plus giveaways from OXO, King Arthur Flour and Peanut Butter & Co. Thanks for letting us pimp our stuff today, Jenny, and to the rest of you, thanks for stopping by. 🙂
My first book is out! Tequila and Cookies. http://www.amazon.com/Tequila-Cookies-A-Poetry-Collection/dp/1494915618
I may name the next one Sangria and Chocotacos in your honor, Jenny.
I’m going to pimp Adam Ellis because he made a hat for a dead rat. http://instagram.com/p/l7k0A4oU05/# And he’s funny.
Lots to plug, but I’d rather tell you how wonderful you are. I love your talent and your honesty.
Do you have naturally curly hair and are at your wit’s end on how to manage it?
http://livecurlylivefree.com/
Thanks Jenny for the room to pimp! You blog and book is awese and can’t wait to the next one!!
Here is my shameless plug! Make one of a kind coffee scoops to add a little bling to your usuall morning coffee routine! Check out my Etsy shop:) http://www.shesacrafty1.etsy.com
Thanks again!!
Thanks Jenny I did buy your book and I had a hard time reading it cause I was laughing so hard. At one point I think my husband thought I was having a seizure! lol
Thanks for the laughs and I would like to share my artwork with you!
https://www.facebook.com/C.L.Tonning.Artist?ref=hl
My stepdad’s art! He does a lot of sculpture with bicycles, and I have never met anyone who didn’t immediately love it. It’s very cool, sometimes whimsical, and he puts a lot of thought into it all. http://www.vanderwegesculpture.com/
I make jewelry! Not a lot of people buy it, probably because I’m not so good at the mainstream thing. Some of my stuff is cute-weird and I love it, but no one else does. But i’mma pimp it out anyway because my student loans are coming due soon and I’m afraid of them. So check my store now, and then come back in a couple days, because I just bought a bag of silver cat charms and things will happen:
http://www.storenvy.com/stores/103489-craftily-done
Just pimpin’ my blog http://www.multitaskingmumma.com – I write about my family and mental health awareness.
I sell photographic prints and sex toys. But not together. Because that’d be weird. Photography is the Zenfolio link; Passion Parties is the sex toy link. jennessasby.com
We own a small, local family business in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania and we manufacture thermal break aluminum windows, vinyl windows and commercial store front systems. . Check us out if you’re in the tri state area at http://www.romatherm.com.
Thanks so much Jenny!!!
Please visit http://theracetoyes.org/ and sign the White House petition to have the FDA fast track trial-proven medication to treat Duchenne Muscular Dystrophy. Your signature could save a young boy’s life.
How about a fundraiser for another 100% disabled Veteran screwed by the VA system: http://www.gofundme.com/5yioj0
I’m running my very first half-marathon on April 6th. Running. Not walking. I have RRMS and have struggled through the training but I’m gonna do it if I have to sleep for 3 days afterwards. Proceeds are going to help victims and families of the Boston Marathon bombing so yeah. http://orrrc.org/index.php/orrrc-events/april/84-orrrc-marathon-a-half-marathon
My husband and I lost our first baby at 21w pregnant in December 2013 due to severe fatal anomalies. We are still in huge medical debt (yes, despite insurance) and would love to spread our story.
http://www.gofundme.com/5kpjks
I wrote a book about how everyone has wisdom, regardless of age! I think it’s pretty awesome. Also – I’m a Creative Specialist so I do a lot of stuff including logo design, custom sneakers and animation. Check it out: http://www.faunawolfcreations.com
Not me, but a lady I know that makes the best natural soaps, lotions, shampoo and other stuffs! http://www.hhsoap.com/
http://www.ourmisconception.blogspot.com – My uterus is missing like Jimmy Hoffa, my husbands swimmers swim backwards, and I have a surrogate with purple lady bits. Just any another day at Infertiletown, USA. This has now been pimped, so check out my broken uterus chronicles!
Not sure this went through the first time…an interweb wizard I am not..Pimpin my chainmaille jewelry https://www.etsy.com/shop/EleganceinChains
Everyone is invited to the 2014 Texas Wine & Rogue Art Fest in Salado, Texas this weekend, March 29 & 30. Not my event to pimp out but I so worthy of a shout out. They are Rock Stars at Salado Wine Seller! They grow it, make it and know how to celebrate it. Check out their story on the website and get a look at all the cool artists that will be at the event. 20 small wineries and some truly a-freakin-mazing artists, mixed with great food and cool music.
If you are a woman of child bearing years, please make sure you get a full days requirement of folic acid (in orange juice and commercial bread) to avoid Spina Bifida and neural tube defects. The defect occurs before you even know you are pregnant.
The music of Jeffrey Lewis always makes me feel better and more people should hear it :
http://www.thejeffreylewissite.com/
My first post ever: http://psb1969.blogspot.com/2012/08/finally.html
My favorite post ever:http://psb1969.blogspot.com/2012/08/best-possum-story-ever.html
My most important post ever: http://psb1969.blogspot.com/2013/10/my-friend-jane.html
https://www.bookbub.com/home/
This place is awesome. Free books, cheap books, so many books! I am literally backed up on my reading for at least the next 2 years with the amount of books i have gotten for FREE! Name one person who doesn’t like free stuff……See! You can’t, cuz everyone does!
Here is my weird book, called Something Smells Like Pee. http://www.amazon.com/Something-Smells-Like-Pee-Observations/dp/1481215620
I wanted to support the Bloggess by advertising it here, but you’ve got a waiting list and I have no patience or money, and also I totally suck at book promotion (which I am now learning the hard way) and advertising here just made WAY too much sense.
Hugs
The best handmade monsters: https://www.etsy.com/shop/philbarbato
First Book is awesome. Specifically my local group, of course, since I’m active in it. 😉 We give books to kids in need. Every child needs a book of his/her own. http://supporters.firstbook.org/site/Clubs?club_id=1079&pg=main
My husband and I lost our first baby at 21w pregnant in December 2013 due to severe fatal anomalies. We are still in huge medical debt (yes, despite insurance) and would love to spread our story.
http://www.gofundme.com/5kpjks
Great Tuesday Gift 🙂 thank You
I’ll pimp out my biz. We make custom web sites, blogs, and mobile apps and do all the techy things to support them, like hosting, and SEO, and training. –> http://www.i-tul.com
+++ Support your local CASA, they are the rocks for foster kids and spend their time to make an incredible difference. http://sacramentocasa.org & http://casaplacer.org
I wrote a novella. It’s a story about things that are out of your control, like growing up, falling in love, and having a bomb land on your desk. It’s only a dollar. http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00IMRQ64W
Pimping mental health awareness! What does it feel like to be suicidal? http://terminallyintelligent.wordpress.com/2013/03/20/what-does-it-feel-like-to-be-suicidal/
I hope this is ok – the catastrophic mudslide in Oso, WA is right in my backyard. If anyone is able to help out the families involved, you can text ‘RedCross’ to 90999 for a $10 donation. Or donate directly online. http://www.redcross.org/news/article/Red-Cross-Responds-to-Washington-Mudslide Thank you, and please consider keeping this grief-stricken community in your thoughts & prayers.
Want to find out which personality type you are? Type your blog’s URL.
http://susielindau.com/2013/01/15/prepare-to-be-typealzyed/
Thanks Bloggess! I would love to get the widget which includes blogger’s latest posts, but it’s not yet available for .com. You allow us to pimp every day!
What a majorly cool thing to do, Jenny! I’ve found all sorts of wonderful things to support here. 🙂 And now I’ll pimp my books ’cause I’m proud of them. I used to hang out with Rock stars, party with them, even made out with a few. So my Rock romances have real Rock guys who do real Rock stuff. Plus, the books will get you all hot (in a good way!) http://julipagemorgan.com/books
Thank you for opening this space to pimp out our dreams: mine is a pretty cool project, which will allow people who care like you and your readers, to help street children and stray dogs. http://www.dogitforward.com Let’s start the Dog It Forward movement!
My latest blog post: How do you react when your young kids (6 & 10) are watching a TV show and the subject of sex change surgery comes up? If you’re me, you stall and distract and hope they forget.
I kick major ass!!
I’m pimping my porn site— Oh wait! it’s NOT a porn site. Some of you will be disappointed then, but it sounds like one– so there’s that. http://yourmotherisadirtygirl.wordpress.com/
I hope when I’m popular like you, I can return this favor to the little guys. You rock.
I’m trying to get back on the writing horse, if there is such a thing. Billy Wylde takes a look at the outcasts of society, and how, “every man deserves to see at least one star in his sky, no matter what he’s done.” It’s life and death and judgmental tractors on the farm. Plus if you like, you can vote for it. http://impoetry.livejournal.com/223871.html
Help us build a giant dog park in Chicago! If you can’t donate money, use our Amazon Smile link and they will donate a percentage of your order to us.
http://smile.amazon.com/ch/36-3637188
http://hornerparkdogpark.org/donate/
How fun! I’m pimping out my embroidery and it is definitely not feces…double checks Nope, no poo. etsy.com/shop/StitchFreakOnline
Thanks, Jenny!
My stepdad’s artwork/sculptures! http://www.vanderwegesculpture.com/
I love his work – whimsical and fun, including several pieces that make me think of Dr. Seuss books, and always with a lot of thought and reflection on the world put into it. He’s a dyslexic art history professor who sculpts largely using bicycles as his medium, and I think everyone should see his stuff. 🙂
I have a great album of fiddle music – http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/amymcnally
Check out Nadia Bolz-Weber – a female, tattoo-covered Lutheran pastor who brings an amazing amount of clarity and insight into our relationships with God, established religion, and each other. While I am good with God & Jesus, I’ve never had much patience for dour, judgy church-people. If you feel the same, you will really enjoy this woman!!!
Thank you for all that you do, Jenny! You bring added interest to our shared name. And my shameless plug here: Check out the self-explanatory http://www.GeekMom.com, and my fiance’s site on mental health awareness, http://terminallyintelligent.wordpress.com. Thanks!
I was one of tehe VM movie backers, so I ask fans to go see the movie in theaters this week while it’s still out. And then maybe buy the digital download or VOD. There is also a book, a soundtrack and a score you can purchase, plus all 3 seasons. By supporting the movie, you support the fans who helped make it happen, and that can only lead to sequel(s). Thanks!
http://www.fandango.com/veronicamars_166515/movietimes
Nothing to pimp and I’m too old and worn out to be trying to pimp myself.
Just want to Thank You for always making an old geezer geek’s day a little better with your humor and candid blog posts and tweets.
A shout out to the Humane Society of Kodiak, which runs our local animal shelter, http://www.kodiakanimalshelter.org
Like my small business: facebook.com/GlamGeekBoutique
After pimping my site, I just wanted to leave a second comment to thank you and everyone else who comments here for being an antidote to the “want to rip the commenter out of the screen and slap them around a bit” kind of comment sections you find in too many other places. (Like the one place where someone actually claimed that people suffering from depression could just “decide to be happy.” Where’s the “drop an anvil on the commenter’s head” link?)
My husbands food blog. http://godahale.blogspot.com/
I once made a giant hostess cupcake for a website called “pimp your snack”. In an unrelated note, I’m pimping my etsy shop, although it’s a bit sparse at the moment. More nerdy jewelry and superhero bags will be added soon.
Professional theatrical costume designer and technician – sharing my portfolio. If anyone is looking to commission anything from a Halloween costume to a wedding gown, take a peek. I’d love to make you something fun and funky! http://www.MarciAgnes.com
Aw, how lovely of you! I’d love to buy an ad off you sometime in the next year. 🙂 Some of the sites I’ve visited through your ads have given me hours of entertainment (or envy at the shiny things!)
In the meantime; I’m a freelance writer (writingbyapril.co.uk) and I write elsewhere too (http://wizzley.com/authors/April_M/ for instance).
And so as not to be entirely selfish, I’d like to pimp Maggies, who support people with cancer and people affected by cancer, including friends and family of those with it. https://www.maggiescentres.org/
If you like original stories built on unique premises, check out my book, The Meek.
Everyone on the planet shrinks to about 4 inches tall and cats eat really well for a week or two.
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00ANORCHW
I just really want you to see this picture of my cat Prince Michael Jackson!
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10202307374750454&set=a.2875369768047.150453.1374058216&type=3&theater
Love your blogs!!! Pimp my glass?? http://Www.bellavistaglass.moonfruit.com
Thanks, you rock!!!
Jenny, you are awesome for giving people the opportunity to do this. And for many, many other reasons. Your book was one of the best purchases I ever made, and I buy a lot of stuff. The only thing I want to promote is senior shelter pet adoption. <3 Thanks!
I am writing to say Thanks to you! I have just started a new blog and recently found you. I love reading your REAL blog…It keeps me laughing and always coming back for more! 🙂
My new blog is: http://www.dailywineandchocolate.com/
These make great father’s day gifts:
http://www.garagevacuums.net
Thank YOU!
I guess I’ll pimp myself. I don’t blog about personal stuff very often, but at the end of every month I post a media update in which I review every book I read and movie I watched. Occasionally there’s also a video game review. I can be found here: http://sairentohiru.blogspot.com/
On the non-selfish front, I would like to pimp Meaty by Samantha Irby (hysterical memoir) and The Fall (breathtakingly beautiful and achingly sad movie starring Lee Pace).
Bow ties and other accessories! Help me pay my ridiculous medical bills each month!
http://www.etsy.com/ca/shop/AbandonedWarehouse
YAY! Thank you Jenny.
If you need iOS (iPhone/iPad) development needs, get in touch with us:
http://www.brewmium.com
Thank you for the opportunity!
My friends are putting to kickstart an anthology called: Freaks & Weeping Children: An Anthology of Dark Fiction. There is only 4 days to go and a lot of money to raise. Karina Cooper, Delilah S. Dawson, Catherine Scully are just some of the names you might recognize. Take a peek: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/michaeldwoods/freaks-and-weeping-children-an-anthology-of-dark-f
Oh god, so many blogs links and etsy stores for me to click on. I’m like a kid in a candy store (or a john cruising up a street lined with hookers, to keep Jenny’s metaphor going).
And while we’re at it, I’ll pimp out my own Noble Squid Workshop. We design wedding invitations exclusively for you: http://www.noblesquid.com.
I am promoting my blog design/resume/virtual assistant business. Why? Because my daughter needs braces and a tongue cradle and our dental insurance covers very little of it. If I don’t get her the braces soon, she will need jaw surgery. She’s nine and gets made fun of at school because of her teeth. Skewed Design Studios
This video make me cry and cry, sharing for all the animal lovers and in case these two still need a home. http://youtu.be/1Xg2G_oINqc
Thanks! I’d like to bring attention to Noonday Collection, a company that uses fashion & design to create economic opportunity for the vulnerable. For our artisans, we provide dignified jobs at living wages, no-interest loans, scholarship programs, emergency assistance and long-term trade. You create a marketplace for our artisans so they can earn more and work less and keep their families together. We also give a portion of our sales to place orphans in forever families. http://www.gracemiller.noondaycollection.com
Three year old girl who called Gov Christie out on her house not being fixed yet from Hurricane Sandy cannot live in the RV they’ve spent the last 16 months in anymore. She has a disease that at any time can grow tumors along her nerve endings. Recently, a Go Fund Me has been set up so one of the rental properties the family owns can be fixed up enough to move into. Please share:
http://www.gofundme.com/Nicole-House-Still-Broken
Oh, and I’m a boudoir photographer in San Jose, CA. Will travel. 🙂
I dye yarn! My shop is YOUR MOM KNITS https://www.etsy.com/your/shops/YourMomKnits/stats
The novel I wrote about a guy who tries to find the girl he loved as a teenager. You can imagine how well that works out. Also, there are insects – cicadas, specifically. http://www.amazon.com/dp/1492213306/ref=cm_sw_su_dp
I sell blank t-shirts and clothes for the whole family. Perfect for embroidery or screen print, or storing for zombie apocolipse. http://www.discountfamilyt-shirts.com New customers save $5 off $30 orders with code:FIRSTTIME
My daughter Marissa really wants to go on an educational trip, that we cannot afford. She found this site, to try to get donations. Very limited time. Help? http://www.gofundme.com/7qp39w
I just started drawing a webcomic a few months ago. It’s a supernatural high school coming of age story.
http://demontales.net/
I’m going to pimp out the donation page for a friends medical bills. They are astronomical and they need all the help they can get. https://www.giveforward.com/fundraiser/df74/frank-lobermeier-esophogeal-lung-cancer?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=fb_share_stream.share&utm_campaign=dashboard_overview_T1&og_action=hug&t=3&fb_ref=2044775
We’ve got hand-made whimsical and wearable monster-themed stuff we know you’d love (and it would help pay daughter’s way through film school too!!!)
http://www.MostlyMonstersChulaVista.com and on Etsy at http://www.MostlyMonstersCV.etsy.com
Authors…. If you’re looking for a book cover, I would love to talk to you. I still have a few openings in April. But they’ll go quickly!
facebook.com/thecovercounts
thecovercounts.com
Thanks Jenny! You’re awesome and your book is effing hilarious! Pimping my blog post about Mike Rowe because you’re letting me. Don’t worry, there’s no feces involved. Well, it’s dirty, but no poo.
http://snarkfestblog.blogspot.com/2014/02/hoping-for-interview-with-dirty-one.html
I am pimping out a photography business that my daughter owns with her boyfriend. Check it out – if you live in Vermont you should ALWAYS use them for your photography needs! They’re awesome!
http://www.purplebutterflyvt.com
http://waitingforsatan.wordpress.com/
If you like sad people and MS Paint art, you’ll love me.
I wrote this post when I was depressed about the chaotic state of my life, and overwhelmed by the clutter in my house. I managed to get out of the fetal position long enough to snap a few photos, and wrote something that still makes me laugh: http://collectingtokens.wordpress.com/2013/05/14/quick-home-organization-projects-from-american-hovel-magazine/
For those who are interested in telling their Story, here’s my site. http://www.christianmarieherron.com/story-by-design.html
Thank you Jenny! Loved your book and look forward to the next one. 🙂
Thanks to Jenny for PIMP DAY!
Laughing at the absurdity that is Victoria’s Secret: http://www.sarahviz.com/2014/03/are-you-victorias-secret-bathing-suit.html
My husband’s fishing blog. Someone should read it since I don’t! fishthebaja.com
Pimping out my husband…NO! Not like that!! 7 yrs in PR/Social Media/Comms, he’s been unemployed and looking for the last 9 months. NYC area. Someone hire him and I’ll buy all the chocotacos you want! http://www.linkedin.com/in/kraftmatthew/
I have an Etsy shop, though it’s kind of pathetic and really well-named.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/studiorandom
Also, as a mother who knows what it’s like to unnecessarily lose a child to adoption, I’ve gotten to the point that I really want to help other moms who don’t really want to give up their children but are being forced/coerced/pushed by circumstances/nicely browbeaten with stupid propaganda by self-serving people, into doing so. I’m not sure where to begin and already had one false start but if I come up with an answer before you do another of these posts I am totally going to pimp it here because one person’s heartbreak doesn’t justify causing another’s, period–and wow, I did limit myself to three sentences, runon as they are. 🙂
Nothing to pimp out…just wanted to say that I’m pretty sure you’re a lost member of my family. Okay not really, but you’d fit in really well. 🙂
Okay…Here is my favorite recent blog post…only because my 15 year old son is so goddamn clever and funny and all around AMAZING. http://www.rubbershoesinhell.com/like-father-like-son-also-dont-stand-chance/
I have prints of Samuri farting on each other. 🙂 (More coming soon)
https://www.etsy.com/shop/TinyDragonDesigns
My Zazzle shop with random stuff like cards for people that have been diagnosed with Depression and stamps, canvases and jewelry with my original photography.
http://www.zazzle.com/phonemes
I would love for anyone who has any extra money at all to consider donating to either:
Make a Wish @ http://wish.org/
or
4Paws for Ability @ http://4pawsforability.org/
We all know the amazing work that Make a Wish does and my daughter just had her wished fulfilled for a seizure alert dog thru Make a Wish and 4Paws for Ability. 4Paws is the only licensed service dog facility in the country that will give a service dog to kids with the level of disabilities that my daughter has. Along with providing amazing service dogs to kids with special needs, they give the to our Veterans who need some extra help after coming home from war. They are just amazing. Thanks for looking!
My husband’s mechanical shop. http://www.quantummechanix.net/
Arlington/Mansfield, TX area
I would like to one day be able to afford Chocotacos, support local small business!
Check out my etsy shop, I think you may like it. I crochet animals as lifelike as I can make them, yes that does include a taxidermy style lioness head just having eaten a unicorn. I also crochet amigurumi etc. https://www.etsy.com/shop/OokamiArt
Six weeks ago, I got knocked up by a stranger who lives 3,000 miles away and a nurse with a steady hand. Shit got even realer when I found out there’s TWO feti up in there. I’m writing a blog, which will eventually become a memoir. Check it out if you like that kind of shit.
Very sweet for you to do this. My ebay store: http://stores.ebay.com/bbgaragesale – it helps pay for my health insurance and other necessities, like chocotacos.
It’s hard out here for an introverted pimp.
Jenny, can you see me half waving from the back of the room, half hiding behind the door?
http://smithshack71.blogspot.com/
-Angie
I’m selfish so I will pimp out myself. If anyone wants to help save the ginger race, you might want to consider donating to our fertility treatment fund. https://fundly.com/team-baby-help-us-pay-for-fertility-treatments
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/cosmicforces/bizenghast-video-game
Marty is so wickedly talented.
Buy Allie Brosh’s book HYPERBOLE AND A HALF. For when you have read and re-read THE BLOGGESS, and her book, and it is late, and you need something funny and meaningful to read.
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/444983916/pietas-secularum My darling husband is kickstarting a curriculum that is a scholarly look at Christianity. It’s not religious, it’s about religion, and it’s got stupid small start up costs! PS, Jenny, you are one of my inspirations when my depression gets the best of me. Keep being YOU!
I forgot my url! Here it is again in a nutshell and sorry I’m posting twice!
Help a girl activate her #limitlesspotential by donating to Girls on the Run Boston! I love how running makes me feel inside and out and this program encourages just that to young girls.
http://tinyurl.com/ngutl4y
This is an annual fundraiser against cancer organized by a dear friend of mine. If you can’t donate, please pledge to give out as many high-fives as you can on April 17th. http://www.stayclassy.org/fundraise?fcid=298696
AHHHH!!! I have eleventy billion tabs open now!! What a cool post!
BTW: I’m going to click on every link in the comments and see what I can bookmark, like, comment on, or buy. Thanks for giving me something to do today that’s more fun than cleaning up after our new puppy, who is adorable, but still… Shopping is way better than picking up poop.
I got off of my ass and set a goal!
Maybe I’ll inspire others to be motivated and set goals and live their lives instead of just sitting around waiting!
Do things!
http://couchtocanyon.wordpress.com/
I write mystery/detective fiction in that sort of funny hard boiled style. Give Ray a try. You might like him.http://museituppublishing.com/bookstore/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=132&Itemid=82
People that love Harry Potter/Star Wars, etc. love: The Shadow of the Gauntlet
I loved it and I am not even a sci-fi gal….. Here are the Amazon reviews: http://amzn.to/1dsjB6b Available on Amazon or direct http://www.scargen.com
Jenny, you are awesome! y’all, please check out my blog and books! http://kitfrazier.com/wordpress/?p=4197
My books:
Flaming Spotted Dick: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00I4KRNP8/
Unofficial Distorted View Bar Guide: 3rd Edition: Le Sexoflex expansion: http://www.amazon.com/Unofficial-Distorted-View-Bar-Guide-ebook/dp/B00I4BEA7Q
Answering Kirk Hastings: http://www.amazon.com/Answering-Kirk-Hastings-Examining-Claims-ebook/dp/B00IZ66AIC/
What is Truth?: Second Edition: http://www.amazon.com/What-Truth-Edition-Matthew-Wunderlich-ebook/dp/B00HNELSN4
I want to “pimp out” my non-profit afterschool program. It’s called The Mini Mermaid Running Club and it’s all about empowering young girls to value themselves and appreciate their uniqueness, learn to love movement, and to learn how to advocate for themselves and see the truth and lies we are constantly bombarded with as women about who and what we are supposed to act like/look like/be like. We offer the program at no cost to schools with greater than 65% of students receiving free or reduced priced lunch.
http://www.minimermaidrunningclub.org
My bestie makes wonderful jewelry; goth, steampunk and just plain elegant, using hand beading and jeweler’s resin: http://tmoriginalsjewelry.com
And I do custom wedding albums/family albums, including design, retouching, and fixing not-so-great photos, for newlyweds & families at http://www.alacartealbums.com
So much great stuff in this comment thread!
Leukemia/Lymphoma patients often need bone marrow transplants to save their lives – and it’s not the big scary needle in the back type surgery dramatic tv shows would have you believe! You can sign up online to be sent a DNA cheek swab test which will then add you to the online worldwide registry that is used to search for bone marrow matches – if you do match, you do a simple blood draw which is used to CURE PEOPLE OF CANCER. Incredible!
My bestie makes wonderful jewelry; goth, steampunk and just plain elegant, using hand beading and jeweler’s resin: http://tmoriginalsjewelry.com
And I do custom wedding albums/family albums, including design, retouching, and fixing not-so-great photos, for newlyweds & families at http://www.alacartealbums.com
So much great stuff in this comment thread!
LOVE this blog – one day would love to be able to buy space to support more wine slushies! Pimping out my business – http://www.myinitials-inc.com/alicia-shumaker ….this mama’s got bags, and totes, and organizers…and needs to buy more diapers!
I’m Director of Programming for Norwescon, the Pacific Northwest’s premier science fiction and fantasy convention. We’re all-volunteer, non-profit, and a heck of a good time if you’re into that kind of thing. Our next convention is Easter weekend, and we’ve got an awesome lineup if I do say so myself: http://www.norwescon.org/
Jenny, this is very thoughtful of you.
I’d like to pimp my blog, http://www.katie-stew.com/blog
I write about mostly food, because I love eating and drinking, but also about books and art. I hope you visit!
I’m pimping out myself (but not like that)… because I want to go on 50 first dates during the next 12 months. Why not?
My new hilarious dating blog. I promise you’ll laugh out loud.
The game my fiance made for me for Valentine’s Day: http://www.cube-and-star.com
Why I hate camping. http://www.gaywarfare.blogspot.com/
On the weekends, I sing lead in a classic rock cover band: http://www.easttexasgarageband.com … I’m the fluffy gray-haired dude singing “Oh, Pretty Woman.”
Today’s post is a good one to stop by and chat about bullying of book reviewers. http://nursewannabeinfl.com/2014/03/25/when-street-teams-go-rogue/
If you think sustainability is important and work at or go to a college or university – check out this amazing site – http://www.foodrecoverynetwork.org/
Are you still reading this? You should take a break and look at these cool messenger bags and accessories for Interesting People –> http://www.BagChemistry.com
My first published writing! http://gogirlfinance.com/lifestyle/how-i-achieved-my-dream-wedding-on-a-real-world-budget/
Please read my blog. I write about my first love: books! http://fitzwater-stevens.com/bookgrrl/
Recycled and quirky jewellery with added skulls in the Uk. http://www.pookledo.com
I am going to pimp out a special kind of technology, which I personally have no contribution in, but I think it’s awesome because it brings my I-want-warm-cheesy-popcorn-smell-to-be-my-ringtone dream. http://edition.cnn.com/2014/03/17/tech/innovation/the-ophone-phone-lets-you-send-smells/
I write a humor blog that I’d love for you to check out! My Hubs and I are childfree by choice, so don’t expect a mommy blog.
Chocotacos?? Where can I get some???
I’m pimping out my PSA on the Barre fitness craze. Don’t. Do. It. http://myyearofsweat.wordpress.com/2014/02/26/pure-hell-at-pure-barre/
You’re welcome.
My brother wanted to learn to make apps & I like to drink… Lickety Shots was born! Try them out. They make your day better & increase your popularity at work (except with the boss)!
Love you Jenny! Pimpin’ ain’t easy but you make it look like it is!
You just always wanted to be a pimp didn’t you Jenny! Well I’ll happily allow you to fulfill that dream. Thanks for being so awesome
http://www.amotherlife.com/
I’ll totes pimp out my own blog. 80’s and 90’s YA novel snark! It’s good times, I promise!
First of all, your book is phenomenal, I loved it. When’s the second one coming? And second, I’m a proud consultant for Rodan + Fields and would love to help your readers find BEAUTIFUL skin (boys AND girls alike!). Thanks for always keeping us laughing 😀
My blog about my life as a mother and a wife and hating laundry….. http://www.mommaosmusings.com
Thank you Blogess!!!!
Kids’ book about special needs puppy “Poppy the Three-Legged Puppy” by Sue Sewell available on Amazon! Great for all kids 2-8.
My Etsy shop. I can also make jewelry with your photos.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/kfcaudell
I love that you have decided to allow us to pimp ourselves out in recognition for supporting your site! I love that you don’t do all the crazy ad things like other sites!
I would love to share my newly formed Etsy shop: blurredlinesofsanity.etsy.com I only have one Doctor Who themed item up as of now, but I am working away in a dark room making more things I promise!!
Nothing to sell.. yet. I have a book I’m working on that was practically born (created?) to be advertised on The Bloggess side bar, but I’m still writing.
That said, this is cool. Thanks Jenny!
Humor from The Black Inn (aka: the cheap place we stayed during renovation.) http://lindamalcolm.com/me-and-my-boys/finders-keepers/
Pimpin’ a dear friend & awesome soap maker/artist: http://www.alamocandelaria.com – Her stuff is amazing!
I am a volunteer with Impact Bay Area, a grassroots nonprofit that teaches full force self-defense and verbal boundary setting to women, teens, and little kids. http://www.impactbayarea.org/
They are awesome and are developing LGBTQ classes this year, and if you give them money it turns into scholarships so no one ever gets turned away due to lack of funds.
Check out my online shop: http://www.kits.etsy.com. I make Mini Book Pendants, like the one I made for Jenny of Let’s Pretend This Never Happend
I’m an avid stalker of your blog, but I don’t comment because apparently my social anxiety extends to the internets. All that to say, you always help me feel brave so I thought today was as good a day as any to post, since it not only scares me to comment but to put my blog out there…
I paint faeries and enchanted things with pixels and sell them as prints or useable merchandise. I’m actually more talented than I look… at least that’s what strangers keep telling me.
http://www.etherealearth.ca
http://www.etherealearth.etsy.com
http://www.zazzle.com/etherealearth
I’m pimping my Dickens Fair pinup photo session with Stormtrooper.
http://www.tanyaregan.com/graphics/dickenstrooper1.jpg
http://www.tanyaregan.com/graphics/dickenstrooper4.jpg
http://www.tanyaregan.com/graphics/dickenstrooper2.jpg
http://www.tanyaregan.com/graphics/dickenstrooper3.jpg
Here’s a little snippet of my blogging. It’s all about still growing up at 50 with two alcoholics, two dogs, two cats, stepchildren, my own children….no taxidermy at this time but I am thinking this option may reduce the amount of pet fur I am eating…vacuuming.
http://itsmeterilyn.com/2013/11/04/dont-look-em-in-the-eyes/
Love reading about your world.
Bags what look like monsters. Also, ebook covers, wallets, and an invitation to monstery special orders. Bags without eyeballs produced as well.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/sixgables
Linen pinafores ..see my etsy shop. Aptosbeach.etsy.com
Thanks, Jenny!
I wrote a blog post about my recent miscarriage to try to break down the stigma around talking about miscarriage. I swear, my blog is usually funny.
http://thepajamamama.net/the-loss/
My husband is riding the MS 150 in three weeks, please help him raise money! He’ll ride 150 miles on a bike, no problem, ask people for money though, he has trouble with that. https://secure3.convio.net/nmss/site/Donation2;jsessionid=8E26982FB40BF236819228CE78B9DEB9.app321a?idb=999378462&df_id=46239&FR_ID=22598&PROXY_ID=12820
What a thoughtful thing to do! Thank you for doing this, Jenny. You are a great reminder of all that is good and kind about the blogging world. Now, which post to pimp out… hmmm, how about this one? http://notesfromtheshallowend.com/jamie-oliver-youre-dead-to-me/
I actually JUST got back from selling at a convention! My friend makes custom etched glass and barware- and all of it is geeky! There’s a lot on the site now, and more is going up as soon as we photograph is. She also takes commissions- really she can put almost anything on a glass. And since we’re big nerds, we won’t look at you funny when you make a request!
http://www.etsy.com/shop/CoventryDecor
Need SEX ADVICE from someone totally unqualified to give any? Write to me notreallyabarista@gmail.com. It’ll be fun. And weird.
I’m Not Really a Barista
Not much in my Etsy shop at the moment, only one lonely little Doctor Who bib, but there’s always something happening on my facebook page. https://www.etsy.com/shop/muggabug and http://www.facebook.com/muggabug. Thanks!
I pimp first my book, LAUGHS LAST which everyone will love: http://www.amazon.com/Laughs-Last-Dylan-Brody/dp/0989455254 And second Jackie Kashian’s new stand-up special because she’s fantastic. http://www.allthingsrecords.com/
I would like to pimp out my weight loss coffee business. Check out my site for more info:
http://myjavita.com/rachelboyde
World Vision just decided to hire (or not discriminate against hiring) people in homosexual relationships. As a result a lot of far right “christians” are dropping their support for the children World Vision helps. If you would like to counteract this ridiculous stance of taking money away from hungry kids because of a stupid doctrine debate – go sponsor a child here:
http://my.worldvision.org/
Today the student athletes at Ryerson University are running a Twitter campaign to raise awareness and funds for mental wellbeing and the Do it for Daron program at The Royal in Ottawa, a youth-driven initiative focused on raising awareness and inspiring conversations about youth mental health. Tweet & RT the hashtag #RamsTalk and the Ryerson Rams will donate five cents. As of 12:00 there had been 7,907 #RamsTalk tweets, $395.35 and counting! http://www.difd.com/ #DepressionLies
I would actually love to try advertising in your sidebar, but in the meantime I’ll stick with this. I blog about being a “domestic nerd” who loves video games, knitting, crochet, and books. It’s a weird mix, but I include pictures of my cats to make it somewhat palatable. Here I am: http://www.wildblueyoshi.com
I also sell handmade jewelry in my etsy shop: https://www.etsy.com/shop/WildBlueYoshi
Well, there’s my blog – http://www.andreamulderslater.com. But then there’s my husband’s artwork. He paints entire pictures using a single line that never touches or crosses itself. http://geoffslater.com/linepaintings.shtml
I want recognize Canine Companions for Independence and the great work they do! Please visit their site and read about them. Also, for anyone in the Atlanta area, there will be a charity fundraiser: http://www.cci.org/faf/home/default.asp?ievent=1077173&lis=0&kntae1077173=651F3F8FE80A4D9CB296D58D0539FAD8
If you want to donate to the event or participate, here’s another link: http://www.cci.org/faf/donorReg/donorPledge.asp?ievent=1077173&supid=390044438
Thank you Jenny for the opportunity to post this!
I don’t know about chocotacos — but I’ll testify to the glory of salty nacho chips with vanilla icing.
This discovery had nothing to do with trying to keep myself from eating my daughter’s chocolate-dipped pretzels. Really.
I’m still oogling a giant Beyonce in town thanks to you.
Crochet octopuses and other goodies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/aetherieworks
I used to write a blog, but life got in the way! Check it out anyway! https://www.agirlnamedcharley.wordpress.com
I just want to thank everyone who has ever jumped over to my blog after I’ve commented here – I hope I haven’t disappointed anyone. Hugs, Jenny!
Oops…Hey, Jenny, the first comment I posted (that didn’t seem to appear) is showing up now. I didn’t mean to comment twice. The first comment, number 123, could probably be deleted if you get a chance/want to. Thank you and I’m sorry.
i don’t have a site or anything, but…
Jenny, i saw you when i was just starting to write my Master’s thesis, and i saw you again the day before i submitted it. And the thing i have to pimp out is… my thesis was named the Outstanding Thesis of my College for 2014. i didn’t win the overall University prize… but seriously being told my thesis was good enough to beat out all the other theses from all the other department in my college (social sciences), not to mention the fact that my department wanted to nominate it in the first place, is the biggest victory i could ever have dreamed of.
And you honestly, really, helped me through it. i don’t know how i could have done it without the lovely distractions you supplied me with, plus the blanket encouragements, and those wise words from Neil Gaiman “Pretend you’re awesome.” I did. and i guess now i kind of am.
So i guess in pimping myself, i’m pimping you too. Wait. That sounds wrong. But seriously. Thank you.
OK I do have my own items to pimp, and thanks Jenny for allowing me to pimp. I make jewelry from spent bullet shells and sell empty bullet shells on etsy – https://www.etsy.com/shop/BulletsNBeads
I bought the book! Does that count? And since I get a large part of my readers from this website, I owe YOU a thank you. Nothing to sell, but I can share one of my favorite older blog posts here: http://itsa-long-story.blogspot.com/2013/06/standing-in-lines.html
I’m actually about to do a charity!!!! I’ll give u details when I get it started. I’ve decided I can’t help everybody—but I CAN help one person!! That’s my new charity motto.
I’ll pimp out one of my favorite charities that helps dogs and kitties get adopted. I live all the way across the country but they are family supporting family and 100% go to the animals! http://projectpearlnc.org
Love how you care for animals and find the awesome in their personalities! Check them out of FB too people!!
And also I will plug Merimask… https://www.etsy.com/shop/Merimask who I had the fun of discovering at a local event when she was selling leather butterflies. SPECIFIC SPECIES butterflies, mind you. If/when we ever move to a bigger home, I want one of her masks like she designed for Cirque de Soleil!
This is one of my favorite blogs. She always tells a great story about some pretty hard stuff. Plus, she doesn’t sell out to ads, etc, so I wanted to give MOE at http://www.momintwocultures.com/ a shout out!
There is a really cool small monkey business who did a really cool thing for kids this past week. The owner opened up and shared her money with a children’s charity so I want to take this chance to share her “page” with you! It’s super awesome and I would have shared anyway even if she wasn’t sharing anything, I just thought I’d throw that in! http://www.facebook.com/themonkeyshow1 (There is a website too that connects from the page but I don’t remember it)
My boyfriend made a pretty awesome new iPhone game. If you love to hate Flappy Bird, this is the game for you!
https://itunes.apple.com/ca/app/ifall-stay-alive/id834972683?mt=8
The night I met Jenny: http://tblondonlori.blogspot.com/2012/08/the-bloggess-book-signing.html
Jenny, I love your blog, and love your book. Hurry up and get that next one out so my wife and I can almost die laughing again. And for all your other faithful followers: anyone that has a small business, or is trying to start one, the company I work for is giving away 10 All-in-One printers and 3 five packs of ink with each printer. All you have to do is fill out a form that tells a little about your business and future goals. Full contest info can be found at the inkfarm.com blog.
Kickstarter for Small Town Witch – an amazing book written by amazing writer and gorgeously illustrated by awesome ladies that’s finishing in a couple of hours and I want it to hit the last stretch goal because then we’ll get an audio drama! :O (I can’t wait to get my hands on my copy of this book!)
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1762462300/small-town-witch-an-illustrated-magic-noir-story
And while I’m here, you may want to check out my free mystery-fantasy webcomic which is going kind of slow right now because I’m working on my portfolio to get a job (anyone want to hire me? I draw pretty art!): http://morethanahunch.smackjeeves.com/ ;p
Oh, and I really enjoyed your book! I bought the Kindle version and read it at work. I got nothing done at all for about two days!
my photography store: Phonemes
Well, I’m not selling anything, but I do love when people visit my garden blog! http://lifeinrobinsnest.blogspot.com/
Thanks Jenny! I’m an American Expat living in Milan, Italy. I blog about our adventures at Café Carlson. Here’s a recent post about the weird excitement of finding American junk food in Milan.
http://cafecarlson.com/2014/02/06/junk-food-jackpot/
Handmade jewelry and supplies 🙂
Beauty essentials like Bare Minerals, Phyto hair care, Poo Pourri, hundreds of name-brand, genuine brand new products at great prices with free US shipping! (Plus this is my only method of income, so tell all your friends!) http://stores.ebay.com/eBeautyOnline-Boutique
I am terrible at self promotion so I am using this excuse to get out of comfort zone. Plugging my blog, The Married Writer. Thanks for inspiring me!
I draw owls and frequently other animals having horrible/awesome adventures and trying to eat ice cream. I also rant pretty frequently. Maybe don’t read it, actually.
I always get a couple of hits on my blog when I post here, so I will shamelessly promote it given your generous permission. Read about my experiences working as a TV extra (and other nerdy stuff) at http://nosmorex.wordpress.com. Leave a nice comment if you like it.
Thanks for everything you do, Jenny. You’re the bestest.
I have nothing to pimp out except my blog, and I think there’s been enough of that already on this comment thread. So I’ll just tell you to keep being awesome.
My etsy store! Currently: kids clothes. Vintage inspired, made for modern kids.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/CrackingGoodCrafts
(Thank you, Jenny!)
I don’t have any shit to pimp, but my friend Travis wrote an awesome book. I highly recommend it and think you should go buy it. http://www.lulu.com/shop/travis-mcclain/reunion-at-the-bluegrass-inn/paperback/product-21166287.html
I’m pimping my Etsy shop! Check me out and enjoy 20% off with coupon code:SPRING2014.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/8090Designshttps://www.etsy.com/shop/8090Designs
You make a great pimp Jenny! Does this mean you are going to start wearing a dodgy velour sweatsuit and gold chains?
I am pimping out my blog of style & travel, Wandering Chic, please check it out and comment! Love to hear where I can improve
http://Www.wanderingchic.com
Thanks Bloggess! I’m pimping my real estate business. Do you need to buy, sell, or lease in LA? I’m not an asshole. Email me at info@katkirkpatrick.com. I may buy you beer and tacos, too.
Please go visit Turpentine Creek Wildlife Refuge in beautiful Eureka Springs, Arkansas. It’s like a shelter for big cats. No adoptions 🙂 though. Lovely happy cats in natural environments. And Northwest AR is spectacular. http://www.turpentinecreek.org/turpentinecreek/aboutus.html
This tweet seriously cracked me up this morning:
@_blotty “U think ID EVER be UR friend? HAHA ur a SHORT, HAIRY LOSER. The light leaves my dog’s eyes. I’ve established myself as leader. But at what cost?”
Jenny, first off I want to say that I love you and your blog. I literally laughed so hard that a little pee came out when I read your post about the giant metal chicken.
Today I want to pimp out my friend’s Go Fund Me page. He’s battling Lou Gehrig’s Disease and has spent the three years since his diagnosis raising and then giving away $100,000 through his charity. 100% of the money he collects is donated to other families battling Lough Gehrig’s disease, even as his own family struggles to make ends meet. Now his family needs money to pay for a stem cell treatment that will drastically improve his quality of life and even prolong his time left. Check out http://www.gofundme.com/7s3tdo and consider giving a few bucks to a good guy who needs to catch a break.
Nerdy, geeky, and naughty things in my shop https://www.etsy.com/shop/bluelawboutique
Unique and vintagey stuff!
This writer will make you think and laugh and shit (either way you want to go on that last thing):
http://www.kansascity.com/2014/03/14/4889992/singing-because-im-happy.html
http://www.kansascity.com/2014/02/28/4856428/dear-america-i-just-cant-quit.html
http://www.kansascity.com/2014/02/28/4856014/melvina-johnson-young-to-be-50.html
My blog is ending in 5 days because I can’t afford it, but it was not as cool as yours. Just a way for me to talk some things out. I will miss it. I will cheerfully read yours though!
Messed up posting the link! Grrr http://www.etsy.com/shop/MySisterandMeLLC
I’ll pimp my new life hacking/healthy living blog: http://www.thehustlelife.com and my ebook on snapchat marketing: http://www.amazon.com/Complete-Guide-SnapChat-Marketing-ebook/dp/B00I45HSIK/
We dip your sh*t!
Custom Hydro-graphics to bling your gear!
Anything from guns and cars to cabinets and wine racks.
Hundreds of prints to choose from including camo, animal design, marble, etc.
DeadEye Liquid Graphics
Find us on Facebook or check out our website.
http://www.DeadEyeLG.com
Silence in the Library Publishing is putting out a science fiction anthology featuring over 30 top authors, including Gene Wolfe, to benefit author CJ Henderson, who is battling cancer for the second time. Check it out here: http://igg.me/at/monkey-around Thanks!!
This writer will make you laugh and think and shit (either way you want to take that last thing).
http://www.kansascity.com/2014/03/14/4889992/singing-because-im-happy.html
http://www.kansascity.com/2014/02/28/4856428/dear-america-i-just-cant-quit.html
http://www.kansascity.com/2014/02/28/4856014/melvina-johnson-young-to-be-50.html
Sentence the first: CthulhuSlippers is a comic (illustrated by yours truly) about what happens when Great Old Ones try to run a Mega-corporation.
Sentence the second: I made a shirt about warm bread because everyone loves warm bread (except probably gluten allergic folks unless it’s rice bread which is also best served warm).
Sentence the third: All the rest of my silly creations can be found over at my blog <a href=”http://www.thefuzzyslug.com>The Fuzzy Slug.
Thanks Jenny! 🙂
Umm… I recently took third place in adult women’s freestyle archery for the entire state of California…. And that made me pretty furiously happy….
I would like to pimp my weight loss coffee business. Check out my site for more info:
myjavita.com/rachelboyde
Please consider joining my Extra Life charity team, or sharing, or donating… I’m not picky. Every cent goes to Children’s Miracle Network Hospitals! http://reviewdad.com/extralife/
I’m pimping out my writers’ group in the Seattle area: Green River Writers’ Group. We are mostly novel-writing people, but we do short stories and non-fiction as well. We meet every other Tuesday at Panera in Kent, WA at 6 pm. Our next meeting is April 1st. I promise it’s not an April Fool’s joke.
WANTED: FAT PERSONAL TRAINER
Job description here:
http://littlemisswordy.wordpress.com/2014/03/25/wanted-fat-personal-trainer/
Mystery and Romance blend together when competing detectives Carolyn Woods and
Jack Heart find they are surrounded by murder on every side.
http://www.amazon.com/Taste-Killing-H-K-Sterling-ebook/dp/B00IKVVKL4/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1394464077&sr=1-1&keywords=a+taste+for+killing
I paint things in chalk pastels, mostly flowers, sometimes they don’t look too vagina-y. 🙂
My Facespaces…
My Website…
And you can follow me on Twitter (danastrotheide) or Instagram (also danastrotheide)
I’m pimping out my writing group. We meet every other Tuesday at 6 pm-ish at Panera in Kent, WA. We are mostly novelists of all genres, but we also have some short story-ists and will even take non-fiction. Next meeting is April 1. I swear it’s not an April Fool’s joke.
Out of the Darkness walks for the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention. It’s just a good cause. Donate to the cause, walk yourself, or help a team or individual meet the (very tough) $1000 minimum. http://www.theovernight.org
I have a shop with original artwork and prints that I just opened a couple months ago.
Surreal and abstract paintings mostly. Lots of bright colors.
http://colorsofapril.etsy.com
Jewelry & jewelry sculpture created with recycled watch parts!
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SmithfitsBazaareEmporium
Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/smithfitsbazaare
Thanks, Jenny! <3
Thank you Jenny!! Now I don’t have to feel awkward or anxious about pimping my new consultanting venture. Safe, natural products from J.R. Watkins: personal care, home care and natural flavorings and extracts. Consultant # 490722.
https://www.facebook.com/watkinsbyjackson?ref=hl
http://www.jrwatkins.com/
After growing up in a house full of taxidermy- including a giraffe- you make me feel right at home! Maybe you’ll feel at home at my webstore too- http://www.favortheearth.com/ Thanks for the laughs & letting me pimp myself!
I have no idea how Ann would feel about this pimping, but if anyone is in Southeast Texas I would love for you to check out our local Listen to Your Mother Show that is happening on May 4th. Click my name for a link to the details.
Thanks Jenny.
I will pimp my hometown, New Orleans. It’s spring, the weather is gorgeous and we love to have visitors! NOLA is a city where we celebrate the crazy, weird and flamboyant. Come on down!
If you are a victim of sexual assault we are here for you http://www.woar.org – 24 hour crisis hotline – 215-985-3333 – our services are completely free. Doesn’t matter if your assault was yesterday or 20 years ago, we are here for you.
I would be honoured if some of you would check out my blog: http://cosmopolitaninthemaking.wordpress.com It’s mainly about photography and random shit, but now I’m going to move to Greece for a while, so that’s going to be interesting, promise!
Following my bliss by getting the stink off people one butt at a time.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/EmmetStreetCreations
My blog of places I’ve been (Amazon cruise to the the local park), crafts and garden/cooking.
I’ve got one: Support your local ballet company!
Track them down and INSIST on going to see a production. It’s fun! Or go and take class. That’s even more fun!
This is the company to which I belong. They are terrific people, and Lois Ellyn, former George Ballanchine protegé, is a genius.
http://www.nouveauchamberballet.com/
(Local to Fullerton, in southern California. But there must be one near you! TO THE INTERNETS!)
Cheers!
– Patrick
I built this website. AND YOU SHOULD TOTALLY VISIT IT! http:www.rtseg.com
I’m not here to pimp, only to ask: Am I still supportive of you if I stole your book from my brother’s girlfriend because she isn’t cool enough to love and respect your sense of humor? She doesn’t know I have it yet….its been 4 months….anyways, love you, despite my cheapness.
Crocheted goodies! http://www.etsy.com/shop/ZoozuPeddles
My sister and I do a little show that is funny. We love your book!
http://www.ugleetruth.com
Thank you for this opportunity! I guess I’d like to pimp out myself. Anyone care to check out my new blog? http://kelideen.com Thanks in advance! I’ll be checking you all out too, but not in a creepy way…maybe.
What a lovely idea, Jenny! I’ll pimp my friend’s Etsy shop, which has gorgeous handmade jewellery and embroidered baby clothes: https://www.etsy.com/shop/CommonCraft
She’s slowly filling it up with more items, but of the ones she already has listed, this bracelet is my personal favorite: https://www.etsy.com/il-en/listing/180546542/silver-and-blue-bracelet-womens-bracelet?ref=shop_home_active_1
my close friends are artists. Denise does jewellery, paintings and felt arts ( mostly ) and Gary does sculpture, sigils and drawings. among other things. they are also fantastically interesting, if a little curmudgeonly.
http://avantcrossingguard.bigcartel.com/
http://adventuresofdandgj.wordpress.com/
Not selling, just pimping out my nonsense http://www.meabritapitandanitwit.wordpress.com
I’m a writer and a 2 time cancer survivor. Recently, a bunch of other writers got together and donated stories to try and use our talents to help make a difference. This is the result. You should buy it.
http://www.amazon.com/Lets-Scare-Cancer-Death-Brown/dp/1940734118/ref=sr_1_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1394564777&sr=1-2&keywords=lets+scare+cancer+to+death
My scented jewelry! http://www.etsy.com/shop/NaturalSynergy