Just a quick thank you. The cost to keep this blog up are stupid expensive but I’m incredibly lucky that so many people support the blog by buying space in the sidebars. Lots of them are writers and bloggers themselves and you should totally do yourself a favor and check them out because they’re lovely, and also because they are better than chocolate tacos. Chocotacos. Great. Now I want a chocotaco.
Also, the people who buy ads here keep me from having to do irritating things like break up posts into several pages, or having pop-up ads, or slide-shows to artificially manipulate page views. We owe them all a drink. Or five.
A regular blog post is coming but this morning I just want to say thanks to anyone who has ever supported this blog, either by advertising, by supporting my advertisers, by buying a book or something from my store, or who simply left fabulous comments which vigorously disprove the “DON’T READ THE COMMENTS” law of the internet. I love you guys.
Also, I realize that lots of you know of or have fascinating shit that you’d probably like to pimp out and so today I’m opening up comments to let you pimp out whatever thing you think needs more attention. Charities, kick-starters, books you love, etsy shops, your favorite blog post, videos that make you laugh, something you made that you’re really proud of, whatever. (Try to limit it to less than 3 sentences though because most of us have ADD here.)
And seriously, thank you. You keep my world going around. Someone bring me a chocotaco.
Nerdy jewelry, anyone?
My husband’s PC game: Tower of Guns! http://www.towerofguns.com/
I’m pimping out my own shop!! French Toast Kitty – Etsy shop full of mid-century mod, awesome cool stuff!!! Working hard to make a little extra money. https://www.etsy.com/ca/shop/FrenchToastKitty?ref=si_shop
Can I pimp someone else? Elan Morgan has something called Five Star Friday. It helps lift up great writing that we the people nominate. In a sea of linkbait, she brings the real deal. Nominate someone, read something. http://www.schmutzie.com/submit-an-entry/
(I LOVE Five Star Friday. ~ Jenny)
Nothing to sell… just my blog where I do cool shit with my kids. http://www.tpcraft.com
Thanks!
These posts will change your fucking life:
– Why, yes, children, of course we can get a dog … and by “yes” I mean “fuck no.”
– Zombie Dinner Party … with your chef, Dr. Hannibal Lector
OK, I might be exaggerating. Thanks! 🙂
I make greeting cards – here’s my etsy shop: http://crookedstamper.etsy.com
Thanks, Jenny!!!
I dream of earning enough to be able to buy ad space here. For now here’s my blog full of original poetry and comments and writing prompts:
http://vicklinde.wordpress.com/
And a massive thank you too! x
Baby stuffs!
https://www.etsy.com/ca/shop/WhimsicalWarmthProps
My best friend’s novelette is about a woman samurai. Might be of interest to some readers? http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00HGJM43O
I really want to pimp out my Grand Am, but I’ll settle for pimping out my favorite blog post. It’s the story of when I got a text from a Craigslist ad that someone (I suspect one of my students) posted using my phone number and the weirdo on the other end of the message was the first one to freak out and leave the conversation.
http://www.nottalkingtomyself.com/2013/07/out-weirding-craigslist-weirdo.html
The internet is lucky to have you. Today, I will be pimping my public service announcement about toilet rats. Because toilet rats are a thing.
http://milkandwhiskey.com/2014/01/17/scenes-from-real-life-horror-movies-act-2-toilet-rats-2/
Get 15% off at the Atlanta Lady Thrashers Women’s Hockey store with coupon code “UPSET”! Check out LadyThrashers.com
Ha! I am alllll about pimpin’ (you know, when I’m not lying around watching Netflix)… and this reminded me that I need to email about ad space 😉 But, you know, in the meantime, if you like dark, psychological stories with boy bands, or historical fiction with ice boats and screwed up family trees, you can check out my books here: http://cynthiahillbooks.com/about-the-books/
Conversation pieces from my Etsy shop
I would like to pimp out myself, er…take that back! MY BLOG! I want to pimp out my blog! Come see me at: thehappyredhead.com
All I’ve done lately I’m really proud of is thousands of words of Dean/Cas fanfiction…which I’m understandably hesitant to link to under my real name. But guys, it’s REALLY GOOD.
I just have to say, your book is freaking hilarious. But I can only read it in places where I am alone. I started it at an airport and in an airplane (from audiobooks) and people probably thought I was legitimately insane. I was laughing and crying, and looking all sorts of crazy. With that said, read my lame blog that I don’t update nearly enough….
http://danielle-uncledanny.blogspot.com/
You are the wind beneath my wings. And by “wind” and “wings” I mean “taxidermied animal” and “mantle.”
I have four books you can buy:
http://www.amazon.com/Abby-Heugel/e/B006BIAEJM/ref=sr_ntt_srch_lnk_1?qid=1395764635&sr=8-1
My blog scrappiemomma.org. 3 words????? Good Lawd thaz worse than Twitter.
I blog about, my oxymoronic personality bc I luv Joel Osteen & bass~thumpin twerkin~bootie~music. I swear when I pray. Ex this morning: “shit shit shitJesus Please please let me effin find the top of this coffee pot oh God bc I will freaking die this am w/o coffee..” I try to be funny & heartfelt. Somex it works. Sometimes people think im angry.
Well I sure would love to fund my kickstarter campaign in the 11th hour – The Bloggess is one of my backers. I’ll give you a chocotaco if you do! http://kck.st/1kiwoqC
Your local library! Your local literacy program! Your local kid’s club! Mentors and tutors and teachers! YEEEHAAAAW!!
Oh, how kind! Thanks! sheepyhugs
I’m am nice to people for free, and I make fun iPhone/iPad games for money. https://itunes.apple.com/gb/artist/quantum-sheep/id333502540
Cheers!
@quantum_sheep 😀
I will use it to solicit donations for St. Judes. I’m running Warrior Dash to raise money for them. You can donate here: http://fundraising.stjude.org/site/TR?px=2486766&fr_id=10767&pg=personal
Imsorrybroke3wordrule. Shit. I dont think I can delete.
Maybe this will work?
https://www.etsy.com/shop/spindlecatstudio?section_id=7431341
Made my wedding dress into art yarn, and then knit a tinfoil hat from… tinfoil.
LOVE YOU! I’m running a kickstarter to make a book of the collaborative illustrations I do with our 4-year old!
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/346283815/share-with-me-a-book-of-collaborations-with-a-4-yr
This is my friends’ shop – they make great geek and steampunk accessories!
https://www.etsy.com/shop/skydogs?ref=shop_sugg
I have a blog dedicated to my amazing daughter. Does that count?
http://fatherfails.blogspot.com
GAH you’re the shit, Jenny! http://www.rachriot.com/ and follow my RachRiot fan page on the book of Face! Thanks!
No, Thank you for always sharing such awesomeness!
Now time to pimp out a kickstarter for Chris Lowell & his film Besides Still Waters: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/chrislowell/beside-still-waters-a-chris-lowell-film
Thank YOU, Jenny, for all you do to make us weirdos feel normal! <3 The postpartum depression community needs help passing through a petition to get new mothers screened for PPD. http://learned-happiness.com/2014/03/14/every-mother-every-time/
Love you, Jenny!
I’d just like to remind everyone to donate to local charities that do good in your area–like your local YMCA! You can find your YMCA at http://www.ymca.net/give/give.html
I’m a writer (in progress…not yet published) and an artist with Muscular Dystrophy.
Always love having new friends at @GulfCoastStudio on Twitter, or you can follow me at http://facebook.com/ugottafriend on FB.
Thank you kindly and happy taco Tuesday (pass me a chocotaco)!
We love you Bloggess!! 🙂
And because life’s too short to not get dirty… http://rocksandsun.com
I’m pimping out my son, sort of… He is 6 years old and has a disease called Neurofibromatosis. We’re trying to raise funds to support our NF walk, but we’ve not done all that well.
https://www.firstgiving.com/fundraiser/AlvinsAllies/boardman-oh-great-steps-walk-4-nf
My friend has a Kickstarter to get her stationery to the NYC Stationery show!
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1115363907/betsy-ann-paper-takes-ny
Also, come visit my blog, just for fun and whimsy. http://simply–a.blogspot.com
I guess I will pimp out my blog http://joaninja.com It’s sometimes funny, sometimes totally useless. 🙂
Adorable crochet critters and really useful craft advice: http://www.revedreams.com/
Music, voice acting, webcomics, and more: http://www.bsodcomic.net/
I draw cartoon portraits of peoples pets. Dogs, cats, derpy taxidermied deer, whatever you like. 🙂
<a href=”http://www.etsy.com/shop/mydogsaid”
Thank you for opening this up today. Long time reader here, but seldom commenter.
My little Etsy shop is: https://www.etsy.com/shop/CrookedSmileCreation
I moved my blog and seem to have lost half my followers in the jump…I’m over at blog.edesignsfashion.com with all my crafty, sewy, dealing with small children nonsense now!
my blog post about when to give advice…http://buildingwingspan.blogspot.com/2014/03/when-should-you-offer-advice.html I love your book, it was a Christmas to me gift. And so worth it.
This is very generous of you. Thank you, Jenny! I am pretty proud of my last two blog posts- talking with young children about race, sex, swearing, etc… Trying to reduce stigma.
As luck would have it, my post today features a fake picture of me and the lovely and talented Bloggess. I mostly talk about books, because BOOKS. Pimp Pimp, Pimpity Pimp.
My friend and I started a podcast in which we only discuss awesome things in 15-20 minutes. I look forward to recapping our happiness of the week, and to sharing it with anyone who needs it, too.
http://thefaultinourawesome.podbean.com/
http://www.beccajeffadopt.com – we are looking for a birthmother for a private open adoption OR
we are also looking to go to a new expensive agency and need help:
http://www.gofundme.com/6d6goo
I blog at http://www.honestmom.com about raising daughters and managing depression. I manage to laugh about it sometimes, too.
Thanks, Jenny. You rock.
North American Travel site…learn about their history, the people, and other shit like that. http://www.americansmalltowns.com
http://WWW.scrappiemomma.org why isnt it turnin blue . .
Thanks, Jenny!
I crochet a little of everything, but my favorites are my pet hats. Custom orders are more than welcome.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/ACleverColleen
My friend Jules has pretty cool shit in a funky little shop in Medicine Park, OK. She’s also an alchemist and makes super delicious lotions, potions and such. Her shop sponsors a roller derby team! How much cooler can you get than that?! https://www.facebook.com/lunajoon
Pimping out my photo ‘business’ 🙂 We travel! (we’re still building the business in to an actual ….um, business)
http://www.tedrodriguezphotography.com/
Gabbie and Alice – 2 girls in 2nd grade that for their 8th birthdays asked for people to not get them presents, but instead donate to the in-school food pantry in our town’s elementary school. They raised over $19K so far and a u-haul full of food. http://www.gofundme.com/GabbieandAliceTurn8 These amazing and selfless little girls are world changers.
Thanks, Jenny! I make handmade journals, cards, prints and more. http://birddoodle.etsy.com
Why? Because we are F*cking Hilarous.
http://www.creativewriter.pro/
Smug Singleton: Navigating dating along with life, the universe, and everything.
https://www.facebook.com/smugsingleton
http://smugsingleton.wordpress.com/
https://twitter.com/smug_singleton
http://smugsingleton.tumblr.com/
… I have nothing to whore out… worst. pimp. ever 🙁
Well I made Jenny’s Mad Eye Toady, I wrote a couple of books that she didn’t seem to hate, and now I make Hellraiser lamps (because of course I do). https://www.etsy.com/listing/181428940/hellraiser-lament-configuration-inspired?ref=listing-shop-header-3
(the other stuff that we do is over there in our shop as well)
Thank YOU Jenny, and your second professor is dressed but needs his accessories. I’ll have him done eventually.
When I have a bad day, I just look at this, and my day goes from fuck, to fabulous. http://justanotherstaticheart.blogspot.com/2014/03/this-is-why-people-think-im-weird.html
I can pimp out myself, can’t I? I self published my book, it got 130,000 downloads, hit the Amazon top 10, I got a three book deal and now I’m having a panic over deadlines, so if you could go download it you’d make me very happy: http://www.amazon.com/Sealed-Kiss-Rachael-Lucas-ebook/dp/B00BE9EUW0/ (oh yes, and it’s set on a Scottish island and it’s got MEN IN KILTS and snogging and seals and it’s like Bridget Jones with castles)
A friend of mine is struggling to find a good home for a very good dog who had a rough start in life. Please check out https://www.facebook.com/AHomeforAtticus to read all about him. He needs a home with no other dogs or pets, and he will love you forever.
Read my grammar blog. I sear it’s semi-funny. And call your senators and congress folks to ask them to support diabetes research!
Thank you Jenny! Do you like science fiction? Like webcomics? Check out http://www.cryo-joe.com ! The comic follows the adventures Joe Kelsey and a group of explorers who set out on a mission of exploration to a near star and get more than they bargained for…
April 12 at the SunSet Lounge in Escondido, California. 9 pm – 2 am
We are having a “Fuck Cancer” Fund Raiser. I just beat cancer so that kicked off the idea. Lots of prizes. Good music. Good times. Best of all, the funds raised are going to cancer research.
Fuck Cancer.
My friend’s FABULOUS Steampunk-inspired Jewelry! http://www.etsy.com/shop/SimpleDiversions
Thank You!!
I’m fundraising for Girls on the Run — a local organization that uses running as a tool to support the growth of strong, confident, and healthy young women. I love how running makes me feel inside and out and this program encourages just that to young girls.
Whether small, large, or just in spirit, I appreciate your support!
Hot Glass art and jewelry: http://www.celtcraftdesigns.com
Fused, slumped and torched glass pieces.
Awesome job now the pregnant lady wants a chocotaco too and in this tiny part of northern NJ there isn’t any to be had!!! I guess hubby’s going on a chocotaco expedition:)
I am a yarn whore…please buy my shit so I can get more yarn
https://www.etsy.com/shop/YarnChick40
THANK YOU JENNY!
Awesome book reviews: http://www.bookshelfbombshells.com
Awesome nerd culture by chick nerds: http://www.headoverfeels.com
Both free and entertaining!!
This ii not my blog but its an awesome one for anyone TTC, going through infertility, adoption or know anyone who is.
Shit its really just a funny ass blog I like to read cause it talks about vajayjays and swimmers and I enjoy 2nd grade humor.
http://ourmisconception.blogspot.com/
I figured it might be a good idea to promote Nerd HQ here, since Jenny is a wonderfully passionate nerd herself! Actor Zachary Levi and his company The Nerd Machine hold Nerd HQ every year during Comic-Con and help a charity called Operation Smile raise hundreds of thousands of dollars for operations for children with cleft lips and/or pallets while holding some awesome parties and panels for fans. Due to some sponsorship issues, they need our help funding this event, and they’re only asking for $5- for more information and/or to donate, please go to IWantMyNerdHQ.com.
Mother’s Day is coming! Spend the day with her, with your grandmas and aunts – compile a family cookbook! http://www.creatinganheirloom.com/ http://amzn.com/1494292521
Smug Singleton: Navigating dating along with life, the universe, and everything:
https://www.facebook.com/smugsingleton
https://twitter.com/smug_singleton
http://smugsingleton.wordpress.com/
http://smugsingleton.tumblr.com/
This just made me laugh. A magician making dog treats disappear and you get to see the dog’s reactions. Totally made me laugh really hard. Everyone needs to laugh 😀 http://sftimes.co/?id=284&src=share_fb_new_284
Jenny – you are the best!
I’m a total geek and made a pretty little village in a video game. Screen shots: http://murrenpursuesthedream.com/2014/03/24/moving-day/
Do you guys know about Amazon Smile?
Register and choose your favorite charity or no -profit, and they gey a tiny percentage of your purchase price. Yeah, it’s a really small percentage, but it’s shit you were going to buy anyway.
My charity of choice is the Red Door shelter here in Chicago. One of the few groups that works with abandoned rabbits, and since Easter is coming and the world is full of irresponsible assholed
<3 Handmade toys, always awesome! https://www.facebook.com/solematetoys
If you’re a blogger you should really join me, Baby Sideburns, Jen from People I Want to Punch in the Throat, and so many others at BlogU this June. It’s small, affordable, and you’ll learn a crapload of awesome stuff. And NickMom is sponsoring an open bar for our Saturday night party. So there’s that, too.
http://www.bloguconference.com
Please support me!
http://main.nationalmssociety.org/site/TR/Walk/OHAWalkEvents?px=2137308&pg=personal&fr_id=23645
In the spirit of Jenny’s ever-so-awesome potty mouth, you guys should totally check out my INAPPROPRIATE & SOCIALLY AWKWARD baby and toddler clothes. Seriously. http://www.etsy.com/shop/biasedbaby
Thank you for the opportunity. I work helping cancer patients whenever they have problems with their health insurance. From coverage ending due to being unable to work to challenges the families experience with their existing coverage, I try to give them the peace of mind they deserve and recognize the survivor’s efforts.
I’ve been raising funds selling tacos and salsas (my Instagram @mexicanity has some of my weekly experiments) but any extra help will be appreciated. Even one dollar goes a long way. Thanks in advance for your kindness!
http://main.acsevents.org/goto/HectorATX
My team, the Scare Climbers, is competing in a race to the top of a 51-story building, and we plan to still be alive at the end of it. It’s a fundraiser for the American Lung Association and today we’re trying to get $12 donations. Thanks, Bloggess! http://action.lung.org/goto/joan
I’m sure this will largely be ignored, but what the heck! In just under 6 weeks, I’m walking 39.3 miles in the Avon Walk for Breast Cancer in honor of my survivor friends and all women! I’ve dedicated hours of training. Please support me if you can!! http://info.avonfoundation.org/site/TR/Walk/WashingtonDC?px=7373569&pg=personal&fr_id=2361
You’re awesome, Jenny! If you’re ever in Southern California – any of you – please stop by my new age center, The Owl’s Lantern. Or virtually visit it: http://www.theowlslantern.com – thanks!
Thank YOU for being awesome!!! 😀
I’ve just started making jewelry, inspired by pokemon, american horror story, just everything that makes me happy 😀 http://www.daisychubbshop.tumblr.com
Raising the last of the funds for artificial insemination before my eggs shrivel up and die. hahaha
http://www.gofundme.com/littlepeanut
I write a blog. Lately, I’ve been posting every 2 weeks as I made a deal with a friend to give one another “friendly reminders” if we forget to post. It seems to be working well so far. I’ve remembered every time, and she… well, lets just say she’s gotten quite a few “friendly reminder” e-mails. 🙂
My favorite post: “Gandalf The Grey, But Not So Wise.” http://jeanietortoisefly.blogspot.ca/2011/11/gandolf-grey-but-not-so-wise.html
Thanks, Jenny! Just launched our new site, with my husband’s photography now available for digital download. <3 http://blackinkvirtual.com/photography/
My theater company, Retro Productions, is working on this amazing new play (for your NYC readers and anyone else who can make it to NYC the first two weeks of May) called AN APPEAL TO THE WOMAN OF THE HOUSE by Christie Perfetti Williams. It runs May 3-17, 2014.
What would you do if history knocked on your door?
It is just after midnight in May, 1961 when David and his fellow lost Freedom Riders knock on the door seeking assistance in the form of a phone and a place to stay until daylight. But Gideon, who knows this is Klan country, is reluctant to let in this band of mixed race college kids until Rose forces him to open the door with the acknowledgement that “they’re just babies.” What follows is a touching story of race, love, acceptance and learning how to stand up for what you believe.
FB PAGE: https://www.facebook.com/RetrosAppeal
Fundraising page (our video is up there too): http://thefield.org/sa/550733
We do workshops in the summer teaching people how to make halloween props. It helps pay for our halloween obsession. If anyone is in the Portland, OR area Jun-Aug you might want to attend one. If you are in the area in October check us out. http://davisgraveyard.com/workshops/
I’d like to pimp out one of my favorite humor blogs, One Funny Motha: http://www.onefunnymotha.com. One of my favorite articles of hers is on Detached Parenting: http://onefunnymotha.com/2013/01/31/detached-parenting-the-only-way-to-parent/
I’m gonna pimp my wife’s series of lesbian vampire novels set in San Antonio. I would read these even if I WEREN’T married to her — they are full of snarky bitey goodness. http://tinyurl.com/mwraxy8
Just the stuff I make. Save the broken vintage I say! Well and allow me to keep being a hoarder, well not hoarder cause I have it all so nicely organized, OK no, I’m really a vintage hoarder. I make cool stuff out of stuff that isn’t really jewelry too. OK and I hoard that as well. So yes, enable away.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/ReaganJuel?ref=si_shop
http://www.Kiva.org. Loan to entrepreneurs world-wide, helping folks work their way out of poverty; when your loan is repaid you can loan the money out again. Win-Win! (thanks for sharing the pimp space Jenny!)
Drinking glasses made from wine bottles we collect from bars and restaurants so they don’t end up in landfills. Perfect for wine slushees! http://refreshglass.com/shop/
(I have two of these! Love them. ~ Jenny)
Thanks Jenny!! You are awesome!
Check out my blog if you want to 🙂
theawkwardauthority.blogspot.com
I have two blogs on WordPress: Et Cetera, etc. (general topics) and Bipolar Me (one guess). Visit anytime!
In the spirit of this post I visited your advertiser, Silk Words. It reminded me a lot of any Nora Roberts romance.
Five Points. It’s the revenge of the roadkill. With puppets, and a Bradley Cooper lookalike. It’s like I made it for the People of the Bloggess. (Which kinda, I did.)
Jenny, you always inspire me to be brave. So does my friend, Tyler Glenn of Neon Trees.
He bravely came out as gay via Rolling Stone magazine. And he brought the reporter to my music venue, Muse Music (https://www.facebook.com/MuseMusicCafe), when they were in town, which was an added bonus. 🙂
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/neon-trees-tyler-glenn-gay-mormon-and-finally-out-20140325
I’d love to be able to afford one of your ads one day. For now check out my Etsy shop for Night Fox Jewelry–Modern Elegance Crafted by hand http://www.etsy.com/shop/nightfoxjewelry
Thanks, Jenny!!!!
You are awesome. Pimpin my blog and facebook page, thanks! http://bakesinslippers.com/ https://www.facebook.com/bakesinslippers
My most-read post is about poking leather with a fork, but I guarantee there’s more interesting stuff here if you look around. http://wennymakesit.blogspot.com/
I sent you my Major Mini Dress in Red My Mind after your red dress post. I’m a lingerie expert and my new company is empowering women by making shapewear fun!
http://shopjeweltoned.com/collections/shop
I started a CAMPAIGN… one that fights against media sensationalism and moreover, against giving undo notoriety to violent criminals that commit mass-shootings or bombings. We don’t need these people’s names and faces all over the news/news feeds. JOIN at http://www.facebook.com/antinotorietycampaign
If you’re in Downers Grove (outside of Chicago), stop by my awesome spice & tea shop to buy some yummy things! Mention Beyonce or Jenny and I’ll give you 20% off your order. 🙂
Spice Merchants
5225 Main Street
Downers Grove, IL 60515
630-829-2000
I want to pimp the awesome charity fighting extreme poverty that I’m lucky to work for- Concern Worldwide. In NYC and want to come run four miles with us on April 12? http://www.concernusa.org/springrun
I’m pimping out the dog rescue that saved me when I was depressed. Through them I gained friends, dogs of my own, and I formed happy little dog families all over the state of Arizona: Arizona Boston Terrier Rescue. http://www.azbtrescue.org.
They can always use donations or volunteers.
Mark Horvath is doing incredible work at Invisible People. Check it out and click the donate button if you can http://invisiblepeople.tv/blog/
Really goofy outlook on motherhood, fitness and how my dog is trying to kill me.
Because he can save all the things
http://davidtennantinplacesheshouldntbe.tumblr.com
Thank you for being Jenny Lawson (my vote for person I’d most like to have as my neighbor), anf letting us pimp our rad shit. I make awesome kids clothes… including a Tardis skirt.
http://www.lillipopsdesigns.etsy.com
I volunteer for Diamond Dachshund Rescue and we are having a wine tasting on April 4th in Boerne, Texas. It’s called Wine for Wiener Dogs. Not sure it gets any better than tasting wine to benefit rescuing dachshunds! We will even have a brewery there. If you can attend, please do. If you’d like to buy a ticket as a donation, that is also welcomed. Thanks for considering it!
http://wineforwienerdogs.org/
Thanks for hosting this. I’m linking to a funny post from a friend. If you’ve ever thought about buying a house, selling a house, or living in a house, here’s the BEST way to test it out b/4 moving in: http://www.foxywinepocket.com/2014/03/18/the-open-house/
Duchenne Muscular Dystrophy is the leading genetic killer in children. Urge the FDA to Say YES to Accelerated Approval for safe, effective therapies for children with Duchenne. We need 100,000 signatures by midnight on March 29th. http://t.co/QFvDW7iPkf
I have about a zillion tabs open right now thanks to all of you commenters. Thank you, Jenny, for giving your readers an opportunity to pimp themselves. Gonna go read/shop/donate/sign petitions now.
I don’t sell anything, I just started a blog about my family’s life on a gulf island in Canada. I’m a graphic design student, we own a hair salon (the hubs is a stylist), I’m a proud soccer mom, and I’m writing my memoirs about being a hippie kid & growing up in an apostolic Pentecostal “cult” fundamentalist community… And then finding my place in the world outside of religion… I’ll be sharing some of those amusing stories on my blog too… http://islandsneezer.com
I’m really, really proud of the things that I make out of paper!
http://abitofgeek.net/category/sculpturephotos/
Framed, in shadow boxes, 3D layered images 😀
I write a book blog that is… Well, it’s full of books. Anyway, today’s post features a fake photo of me with the lovely and talented Bloggess, so please come visit me? http://www.wordsforworms.com/2014/03/25/top-ten-tuesday-my-bookish-bucket-list/
Thank YOU for being so fabulously hilarious and candid and crazy 🙂 I’ve recommended your book to at least 5 people since I read it, and they all bought and loved it!
I’d like to pimp out my blog, The Memorist (www.thememorist.com)!
My first book! Took me a year to write it and when it went live I about had a panic attack.
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00HVROJ2A
Thanks! I’m the one who advertises on the top right of The Bloggess blog in the space that says “Enjoy a Quick Laugh?” If you haven’t clicked it yet, try this post to see if it tickles your fancy! Thanks for checking it out! http://www.sothenstories.com/startling-discovery-inspires-hooha-award
Very cool of you to do this, so thank you!
We wrote a novel, and it’s pretty awesome. Black Elvis, a drunken janitor, and a stripper embark on an epic quest to not become zombie food in Dead and Moaning in Las Vegas. 99 cents this week only, and thanks to all who check it out. http://www.amazon.com/Dead-Moaning-Vegas-Brandon-Meyers-ebook/dp/B009B8BFAG
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My taxidermy shop! Working on putting up more pieces this week!
Something you would totally make fun of but LOVE! Diva Dish Gloves™ http://www.fancypantzdesigns.com
I love the song “Happy”….I play it everyday. Pharrell Williams or WOTE(Walk Off The Earth) versions…I love them both. I am sure in 6 months I will hate this song.
Pimpin my pitiful collection of handmade chainmaille jewlery https://www.etsy.com/shop/EleganceinChains
Enjoy! and thanks Jenny!
It’s Chocolate Peanut Butter Day on the blog: http://www.foodlustpeoplelove.com – Thirty-one recipes for chocolate and peanut butter deliciousness plus giveaways from OXO, King Arthur Flour and Peanut Butter & Co. Thanks for letting us pimp our stuff today, Jenny, and to the rest of you, thanks for stopping by. 🙂
My first book is out! Tequila and Cookies. http://www.amazon.com/Tequila-Cookies-A-Poetry-Collection/dp/1494915618
I may name the next one Sangria and Chocotacos in your honor, Jenny.
I’m going to pimp Adam Ellis because he made a hat for a dead rat. http://instagram.com/p/l7k0A4oU05/# And he’s funny.
Lots to plug, but I’d rather tell you how wonderful you are. I love your talent and your honesty.
Do you have naturally curly hair and are at your wit’s end on how to manage it?
http://livecurlylivefree.com/
Thanks Jenny for the room to pimp! You blog and book is awese and can’t wait to the next one!!
Here is my shameless plug! Make one of a kind coffee scoops to add a little bling to your usuall morning coffee routine! Check out my Etsy shop:) http://www.shesacrafty1.etsy.com
Thanks again!!
Thanks Jenny I did buy your book and I had a hard time reading it cause I was laughing so hard. At one point I think my husband thought I was having a seizure! lol
Thanks for the laughs and I would like to share my artwork with you!
https://www.facebook.com/C.L.Tonning.Artist?ref=hl
My stepdad’s art! He does a lot of sculpture with bicycles, and I have never met anyone who didn’t immediately love it. It’s very cool, sometimes whimsical, and he puts a lot of thought into it all. http://www.vanderwegesculpture.com/
I make jewelry! Not a lot of people buy it, probably because I’m not so good at the mainstream thing. Some of my stuff is cute-weird and I love it, but no one else does. But i’mma pimp it out anyway because my student loans are coming due soon and I’m afraid of them. So check my store now, and then come back in a couple days, because I just bought a bag of silver cat charms and things will happen:
http://www.storenvy.com/stores/103489-craftily-done
Just pimpin’ my blog http://www.multitaskingmumma.com – I write about my family and mental health awareness.
I sell photographic prints and sex toys. But not together. Because that’d be weird. Photography is the Zenfolio link; Passion Parties is the sex toy link. jennessasby.com
We own a small, local family business in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania and we manufacture thermal break aluminum windows, vinyl windows and commercial store front systems. . Check us out if you’re in the tri state area at http://www.romatherm.com.
Thanks so much Jenny!!!
Please visit http://theracetoyes.org/ and sign the White House petition to have the FDA fast track trial-proven medication to treat Duchenne Muscular Dystrophy. Your signature could save a young boy’s life.
How about a fundraiser for another 100% disabled Veteran screwed by the VA system: http://www.gofundme.com/5yioj0
I’m running my very first half-marathon on April 6th. Running. Not walking. I have RRMS and have struggled through the training but I’m gonna do it if I have to sleep for 3 days afterwards. Proceeds are going to help victims and families of the Boston Marathon bombing so yeah. http://orrrc.org/index.php/orrrc-events/april/84-orrrc-marathon-a-half-marathon
My husband and I lost our first baby at 21w pregnant in December 2013 due to severe fatal anomalies. We are still in huge medical debt (yes, despite insurance) and would love to spread our story.
http://www.gofundme.com/5kpjks
I wrote a book about how everyone has wisdom, regardless of age! I think it’s pretty awesome. Also – I’m a Creative Specialist so I do a lot of stuff including logo design, custom sneakers and animation. Check it out: http://www.faunawolfcreations.com
Not me, but a lady I know that makes the best natural soaps, lotions, shampoo and other stuffs! http://www.hhsoap.com/
http://www.ourmisconception.blogspot.com – My uterus is missing like Jimmy Hoffa, my husbands swimmers swim backwards, and I have a surrogate with purple lady bits. Just any another day at Infertiletown, USA. This has now been pimped, so check out my broken uterus chronicles!
Not sure this went through the first time…an interweb wizard I am not..Pimpin my chainmaille jewelry https://www.etsy.com/shop/EleganceinChains
Everyone is invited to the 2014 Texas Wine & Rogue Art Fest in Salado, Texas this weekend, March 29 & 30. Not my event to pimp out but I so worthy of a shout out. They are Rock Stars at Salado Wine Seller! They grow it, make it and know how to celebrate it. Check out their story on the website and get a look at all the cool artists that will be at the event. 20 small wineries and some truly a-freakin-mazing artists, mixed with great food and cool music.
If you are a woman of child bearing years, please make sure you get a full days requirement of folic acid (in orange juice and commercial bread) to avoid Spina Bifida and neural tube defects. The defect occurs before you even know you are pregnant.
The music of Jeffrey Lewis always makes me feel better and more people should hear it :
http://www.thejeffreylewissite.com/
My first post ever: http://psb1969.blogspot.com/2012/08/finally.html
My favorite post ever:http://psb1969.blogspot.com/2012/08/best-possum-story-ever.html
My most important post ever: http://psb1969.blogspot.com/2013/10/my-friend-jane.html
https://www.bookbub.com/home/
This place is awesome. Free books, cheap books, so many books! I am literally backed up on my reading for at least the next 2 years with the amount of books i have gotten for FREE! Name one person who doesn’t like free stuff……See! You can’t, cuz everyone does!
Here is my weird book, called Something Smells Like Pee. http://www.amazon.com/Something-Smells-Like-Pee-Observations/dp/1481215620
I wanted to support the Bloggess by advertising it here, but you’ve got a waiting list and I have no patience or money, and also I totally suck at book promotion (which I am now learning the hard way) and advertising here just made WAY too much sense.
Hugs
The best handmade monsters: https://www.etsy.com/shop/philbarbato
First Book is awesome. Specifically my local group, of course, since I’m active in it. 😉 We give books to kids in need. Every child needs a book of his/her own. http://supporters.firstbook.org/site/Clubs?club_id=1079&pg=main
My husband and I lost our first baby at 21w pregnant in December 2013 due to severe fatal anomalies. We are still in huge medical debt (yes, despite insurance) and would love to spread our story.
http://www.gofundme.com/5kpjks
Great Tuesday Gift 🙂 thank You
I’ll pimp out my biz. We make custom web sites, blogs, and mobile apps and do all the techy things to support them, like hosting, and SEO, and training. –> http://www.i-tul.com
+++ Support your local CASA, they are the rocks for foster kids and spend their time to make an incredible difference. http://sacramentocasa.org & http://casaplacer.org
I wrote a novella. It’s a story about things that are out of your control, like growing up, falling in love, and having a bomb land on your desk. It’s only a dollar. http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00IMRQ64W
Pimping mental health awareness! What does it feel like to be suicidal? http://terminallyintelligent.wordpress.com/2013/03/20/what-does-it-feel-like-to-be-suicidal/
I hope this is ok – the catastrophic mudslide in Oso, WA is right in my backyard. If anyone is able to help out the families involved, you can text ‘RedCross’ to 90999 for a $10 donation. Or donate directly online. http://www.redcross.org/news/article/Red-Cross-Responds-to-Washington-Mudslide Thank you, and please consider keeping this grief-stricken community in your thoughts & prayers.
Want to find out which personality type you are? Type your blog’s URL.
http://susielindau.com/2013/01/15/prepare-to-be-typealzyed/
Thanks Bloggess! I would love to get the widget which includes blogger’s latest posts, but it’s not yet available for .com. You allow us to pimp every day!
What a majorly cool thing to do, Jenny! I’ve found all sorts of wonderful things to support here. 🙂 And now I’ll pimp my books ’cause I’m proud of them. I used to hang out with Rock stars, party with them, even made out with a few. So my Rock romances have real Rock guys who do real Rock stuff. Plus, the books will get you all hot (in a good way!) http://julipagemorgan.com/books
Thank you for opening this space to pimp out our dreams: mine is a pretty cool project, which will allow people who care like you and your readers, to help street children and stray dogs. http://www.dogitforward.com Let’s start the Dog It Forward movement!
My latest blog post: How do you react when your young kids (6 & 10) are watching a TV show and the subject of sex change surgery comes up? If you’re me, you stall and distract and hope they forget.
I kick major ass!!
I’m pimping my porn site— Oh wait! it’s NOT a porn site. Some of you will be disappointed then, but it sounds like one– so there’s that. http://yourmotherisadirtygirl.wordpress.com/
I hope when I’m popular like you, I can return this favor to the little guys. You rock.
I’m trying to get back on the writing horse, if there is such a thing. Billy Wylde takes a look at the outcasts of society, and how, “every man deserves to see at least one star in his sky, no matter what he’s done.” It’s life and death and judgmental tractors on the farm. Plus if you like, you can vote for it. http://impoetry.livejournal.com/223871.html
Help us build a giant dog park in Chicago! If you can’t donate money, use our Amazon Smile link and they will donate a percentage of your order to us.
http://smile.amazon.com/ch/36-3637188
http://hornerparkdogpark.org/donate/
How fun! I’m pimping out my embroidery and it is definitely not feces…double checks Nope, no poo. etsy.com/shop/StitchFreakOnline
Thanks, Jenny!
My stepdad’s artwork/sculptures! http://www.vanderwegesculpture.com/
I love his work – whimsical and fun, including several pieces that make me think of Dr. Seuss books, and always with a lot of thought and reflection on the world put into it. He’s a dyslexic art history professor who sculpts largely using bicycles as his medium, and I think everyone should see his stuff. 🙂
I have a great album of fiddle music – http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/amymcnally
Check out Nadia Bolz-Weber – a female, tattoo-covered Lutheran pastor who brings an amazing amount of clarity and insight into our relationships with God, established religion, and each other. While I am good with God & Jesus, I’ve never had much patience for dour, judgy church-people. If you feel the same, you will really enjoy this woman!!!
Thank you for all that you do, Jenny! You bring added interest to our shared name. And my shameless plug here: Check out the self-explanatory http://www.GeekMom.com, and my fiance’s site on mental health awareness, http://terminallyintelligent.wordpress.com. Thanks!
I was one of tehe VM movie backers, so I ask fans to go see the movie in theaters this week while it’s still out. And then maybe buy the digital download or VOD. There is also a book, a soundtrack and a score you can purchase, plus all 3 seasons. By supporting the movie, you support the fans who helped make it happen, and that can only lead to sequel(s). Thanks!
http://www.fandango.com/veronicamars_166515/movietimes
Nothing to pimp and I’m too old and worn out to be trying to pimp myself.
Just want to Thank You for always making an old geezer geek’s day a little better with your humor and candid blog posts and tweets.
A shout out to the Humane Society of Kodiak, which runs our local animal shelter, http://www.kodiakanimalshelter.org
Like my small business: facebook.com/GlamGeekBoutique
After pimping my site, I just wanted to leave a second comment to thank you and everyone else who comments here for being an antidote to the “want to rip the commenter out of the screen and slap them around a bit” kind of comment sections you find in too many other places. (Like the one place where someone actually claimed that people suffering from depression could just “decide to be happy.” Where’s the “drop an anvil on the commenter’s head” link?)
My husbands food blog. http://godahale.blogspot.com/
I once made a giant hostess cupcake for a website called “pimp your snack”. In an unrelated note, I’m pimping my etsy shop, although it’s a bit sparse at the moment. More nerdy jewelry and superhero bags will be added soon.
Professional theatrical costume designer and technician – sharing my portfolio. If anyone is looking to commission anything from a Halloween costume to a wedding gown, take a peek. I’d love to make you something fun and funky! http://www.MarciAgnes.com
Aw, how lovely of you! I’d love to buy an ad off you sometime in the next year. 🙂 Some of the sites I’ve visited through your ads have given me hours of entertainment (or envy at the shiny things!)
In the meantime; I’m a freelance writer (writingbyapril.co.uk) and I write elsewhere too (http://wizzley.com/authors/April_M/ for instance).
And so as not to be entirely selfish, I’d like to pimp Maggies, who support people with cancer and people affected by cancer, including friends and family of those with it. https://www.maggiescentres.org/
If you like original stories built on unique premises, check out my book, The Meek.
Everyone on the planet shrinks to about 4 inches tall and cats eat really well for a week or two.
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00ANORCHW
I just really want you to see this picture of my cat Prince Michael Jackson!
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10202307374750454&set=a.2875369768047.150453.1374058216&type=3&theater
Love your blogs!!! Pimp my glass?? http://Www.bellavistaglass.moonfruit.com
Thanks, you rock!!!
Jenny, you are awesome for giving people the opportunity to do this. And for many, many other reasons. Your book was one of the best purchases I ever made, and I buy a lot of stuff. The only thing I want to promote is senior shelter pet adoption. <3 Thanks!
I am writing to say Thanks to you! I have just started a new blog and recently found you. I love reading your REAL blog…It keeps me laughing and always coming back for more! 🙂
My new blog is: http://www.dailywineandchocolate.com/
These make great father’s day gifts:
http://www.garagevacuums.net
Thank YOU!
I guess I’ll pimp myself. I don’t blog about personal stuff very often, but at the end of every month I post a media update in which I review every book I read and movie I watched. Occasionally there’s also a video game review. I can be found here: http://sairentohiru.blogspot.com/
On the non-selfish front, I would like to pimp Meaty by Samantha Irby (hysterical memoir) and The Fall (breathtakingly beautiful and achingly sad movie starring Lee Pace).
Bow ties and other accessories! Help me pay my ridiculous medical bills each month!
http://www.etsy.com/ca/shop/AbandonedWarehouse
YAY! Thank you Jenny.
If you need iOS (iPhone/iPad) development needs, get in touch with us:
http://www.brewmium.com
Thank you for the opportunity!
My friends are putting to kickstart an anthology called: Freaks & Weeping Children: An Anthology of Dark Fiction. There is only 4 days to go and a lot of money to raise. Karina Cooper, Delilah S. Dawson, Catherine Scully are just some of the names you might recognize. Take a peek: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/michaeldwoods/freaks-and-weeping-children-an-anthology-of-dark-f
Oh god, so many blogs links and etsy stores for me to click on. I’m like a kid in a candy store (or a john cruising up a street lined with hookers, to keep Jenny’s metaphor going).
And while we’re at it, I’ll pimp out my own Noble Squid Workshop. We design wedding invitations exclusively for you: http://www.noblesquid.com.
I am promoting my blog design/resume/virtual assistant business. Why? Because my daughter needs braces and a tongue cradle and our dental insurance covers very little of it. If I don’t get her the braces soon, she will need jaw surgery. She’s nine and gets made fun of at school because of her teeth. Skewed Design Studios
This video make me cry and cry, sharing for all the animal lovers and in case these two still need a home. http://youtu.be/1Xg2G_oINqc
Thanks! I’d like to bring attention to Noonday Collection, a company that uses fashion & design to create economic opportunity for the vulnerable. For our artisans, we provide dignified jobs at living wages, no-interest loans, scholarship programs, emergency assistance and long-term trade. You create a marketplace for our artisans so they can earn more and work less and keep their families together. We also give a portion of our sales to place orphans in forever families. http://www.gracemiller.noondaycollection.com
Three year old girl who called Gov Christie out on her house not being fixed yet from Hurricane Sandy cannot live in the RV they’ve spent the last 16 months in anymore. She has a disease that at any time can grow tumors along her nerve endings. Recently, a Go Fund Me has been set up so one of the rental properties the family owns can be fixed up enough to move into. Please share:
http://www.gofundme.com/Nicole-House-Still-Broken
Oh, and I’m a boudoir photographer in San Jose, CA. Will travel. 🙂
I dye yarn! My shop is YOUR MOM KNITS https://www.etsy.com/your/shops/YourMomKnits/stats
The novel I wrote about a guy who tries to find the girl he loved as a teenager. You can imagine how well that works out. Also, there are insects – cicadas, specifically. http://www.amazon.com/dp/1492213306/ref=cm_sw_su_dp
I sell blank t-shirts and clothes for the whole family. Perfect for embroidery or screen print, or storing for zombie apocolipse. http://www.discountfamilyt-shirts.com New customers save $5 off $30 orders with code:FIRSTTIME
My daughter Marissa really wants to go on an educational trip, that we cannot afford. She found this site, to try to get donations. Very limited time. Help? http://www.gofundme.com/7qp39w
I just started drawing a webcomic a few months ago. It’s a supernatural high school coming of age story.
http://demontales.net/
I’m going to pimp out the donation page for a friends medical bills. They are astronomical and they need all the help they can get. https://www.giveforward.com/fundraiser/df74/frank-lobermeier-esophogeal-lung-cancer?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=fb_share_stream.share&utm_campaign=dashboard_overview_T1&og_action=hug&t=3&fb_ref=2044775
We’ve got hand-made whimsical and wearable monster-themed stuff we know you’d love (and it would help pay daughter’s way through film school too!!!)
http://www.MostlyMonstersChulaVista.com and on Etsy at http://www.MostlyMonstersCV.etsy.com
Authors…. If you’re looking for a book cover, I would love to talk to you. I still have a few openings in April. But they’ll go quickly!
facebook.com/thecovercounts
thecovercounts.com
Thanks Jenny! You’re awesome and your book is effing hilarious! Pimping my blog post about Mike Rowe because you’re letting me. Don’t worry, there’s no feces involved. Well, it’s dirty, but no poo.
http://snarkfestblog.blogspot.com/2014/02/hoping-for-interview-with-dirty-one.html
I am pimping out a photography business that my daughter owns with her boyfriend. Check it out – if you live in Vermont you should ALWAYS use them for your photography needs! They’re awesome!
http://www.purplebutterflyvt.com
http://waitingforsatan.wordpress.com/
If you like sad people and MS Paint art, you’ll love me.
I wrote this post when I was depressed about the chaotic state of my life, and overwhelmed by the clutter in my house. I managed to get out of the fetal position long enough to snap a few photos, and wrote something that still makes me laugh: http://collectingtokens.wordpress.com/2013/05/14/quick-home-organization-projects-from-american-hovel-magazine/
For those who are interested in telling their Story, here’s my site. http://www.christianmarieherron.com/story-by-design.html
Thank you Jenny! Loved your book and look forward to the next one. 🙂
Thanks to Jenny for PIMP DAY!
Laughing at the absurdity that is Victoria’s Secret: http://www.sarahviz.com/2014/03/are-you-victorias-secret-bathing-suit.html
My husband’s fishing blog. Someone should read it since I don’t! fishthebaja.com
Pimping out my husband…NO! Not like that!! 7 yrs in PR/Social Media/Comms, he’s been unemployed and looking for the last 9 months. NYC area. Someone hire him and I’ll buy all the chocotacos you want! http://www.linkedin.com/in/kraftmatthew/
I have an Etsy shop, though it’s kind of pathetic and really well-named.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/studiorandom
Also, as a mother who knows what it’s like to unnecessarily lose a child to adoption, I’ve gotten to the point that I really want to help other moms who don’t really want to give up their children but are being forced/coerced/pushed by circumstances/nicely browbeaten with stupid propaganda by self-serving people, into doing so. I’m not sure where to begin and already had one false start but if I come up with an answer before you do another of these posts I am totally going to pimp it here because one person’s heartbreak doesn’t justify causing another’s, period–and wow, I did limit myself to three sentences, runon as they are. 🙂
Nothing to pimp out…just wanted to say that I’m pretty sure you’re a lost member of my family. Okay not really, but you’d fit in really well. 🙂
Okay…Here is my favorite recent blog post…only because my 15 year old son is so goddamn clever and funny and all around AMAZING. http://www.rubbershoesinhell.com/like-father-like-son-also-dont-stand-chance/
I have prints of Samuri farting on each other. 🙂 (More coming soon)
https://www.etsy.com/shop/TinyDragonDesigns
My Zazzle shop with random stuff like cards for people that have been diagnosed with Depression and stamps, canvases and jewelry with my original photography.
http://www.zazzle.com/phonemes
I would love for anyone who has any extra money at all to consider donating to either:
Make a Wish @ http://wish.org/
or
4Paws for Ability @ http://4pawsforability.org/
We all know the amazing work that Make a Wish does and my daughter just had her wished fulfilled for a seizure alert dog thru Make a Wish and 4Paws for Ability. 4Paws is the only licensed service dog facility in the country that will give a service dog to kids with the level of disabilities that my daughter has. Along with providing amazing service dogs to kids with special needs, they give the to our Veterans who need some extra help after coming home from war. They are just amazing. Thanks for looking!
My husband’s mechanical shop. http://www.quantummechanix.net/
Arlington/Mansfield, TX area
I would like to one day be able to afford Chocotacos, support local small business!
Check out my etsy shop, I think you may like it. I crochet animals as lifelike as I can make them, yes that does include a taxidermy style lioness head just having eaten a unicorn. I also crochet amigurumi etc. https://www.etsy.com/shop/OokamiArt
Six weeks ago, I got knocked up by a stranger who lives 3,000 miles away and a nurse with a steady hand. Shit got even realer when I found out there’s TWO feti up in there. I’m writing a blog, which will eventually become a memoir. Check it out if you like that kind of shit.
Very sweet for you to do this. My ebay store: http://stores.ebay.com/bbgaragesale – it helps pay for my health insurance and other necessities, like chocotacos.
It’s hard out here for an introverted pimp.
Jenny, can you see me half waving from the back of the room, half hiding behind the door?
http://smithshack71.blogspot.com/
-Angie
I’m selfish so I will pimp out myself. If anyone wants to help save the ginger race, you might want to consider donating to our fertility treatment fund. https://fundly.com/team-baby-help-us-pay-for-fertility-treatments
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/cosmicforces/bizenghast-video-game
Marty is so wickedly talented.
Buy Allie Brosh’s book HYPERBOLE AND A HALF. For when you have read and re-read THE BLOGGESS, and her book, and it is late, and you need something funny and meaningful to read.
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/444983916/pietas-secularum My darling husband is kickstarting a curriculum that is a scholarly look at Christianity. It’s not religious, it’s about religion, and it’s got stupid small start up costs! PS, Jenny, you are one of my inspirations when my depression gets the best of me. Keep being YOU!
I forgot my url! Here it is again in a nutshell and sorry I’m posting twice!
Help a girl activate her #limitlesspotential by donating to Girls on the Run Boston! I love how running makes me feel inside and out and this program encourages just that to young girls.
http://tinyurl.com/ngutl4y
This is an annual fundraiser against cancer organized by a dear friend of mine. If you can’t donate, please pledge to give out as many high-fives as you can on April 17th. http://www.stayclassy.org/fundraise?fcid=298696
AHHHH!!! I have eleventy billion tabs open now!! What a cool post!
BTW: I’m going to click on every link in the comments and see what I can bookmark, like, comment on, or buy. Thanks for giving me something to do today that’s more fun than cleaning up after our new puppy, who is adorable, but still… Shopping is way better than picking up poop.
I got off of my ass and set a goal!
Maybe I’ll inspire others to be motivated and set goals and live their lives instead of just sitting around waiting!
Do things!
http://couchtocanyon.wordpress.com/
I write mystery/detective fiction in that sort of funny hard boiled style. Give Ray a try. You might like him.http://museituppublishing.com/bookstore/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=132&Itemid=82
People that love Harry Potter/Star Wars, etc. love: The Shadow of the Gauntlet
I loved it and I am not even a sci-fi gal….. Here are the Amazon reviews: http://amzn.to/1dsjB6b Available on Amazon or direct http://www.scargen.com
Jenny, you are awesome! y’all, please check out my blog and books! http://kitfrazier.com/wordpress/?p=4197
My books:
Flaming Spotted Dick: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00I4KRNP8/
Unofficial Distorted View Bar Guide: 3rd Edition: Le Sexoflex expansion: http://www.amazon.com/Unofficial-Distorted-View-Bar-Guide-ebook/dp/B00I4BEA7Q
Answering Kirk Hastings: http://www.amazon.com/Answering-Kirk-Hastings-Examining-Claims-ebook/dp/B00IZ66AIC/
What is Truth?: Second Edition: http://www.amazon.com/What-Truth-Edition-Matthew-Wunderlich-ebook/dp/B00HNELSN4
I want to “pimp out” my non-profit afterschool program. It’s called The Mini Mermaid Running Club and it’s all about empowering young girls to value themselves and appreciate their uniqueness, learn to love movement, and to learn how to advocate for themselves and see the truth and lies we are constantly bombarded with as women about who and what we are supposed to act like/look like/be like. We offer the program at no cost to schools with greater than 65% of students receiving free or reduced priced lunch.
http://www.minimermaidrunningclub.org
My bestie makes wonderful jewelry; goth, steampunk and just plain elegant, using hand beading and jeweler’s resin: http://tmoriginalsjewelry.com
And I do custom wedding albums/family albums, including design, retouching, and fixing not-so-great photos, for newlyweds & families at http://www.alacartealbums.com
So much great stuff in this comment thread!
Leukemia/Lymphoma patients often need bone marrow transplants to save their lives – and it’s not the big scary needle in the back type surgery dramatic tv shows would have you believe! You can sign up online to be sent a DNA cheek swab test which will then add you to the online worldwide registry that is used to search for bone marrow matches – if you do match, you do a simple blood draw which is used to CURE PEOPLE OF CANCER. Incredible!
My bestie makes wonderful jewelry; goth, steampunk and just plain elegant, using hand beading and jeweler’s resin: http://tmoriginalsjewelry.com
And I do custom wedding albums/family albums, including design, retouching, and fixing not-so-great photos, for newlyweds & families at http://www.alacartealbums.com
So much great stuff in this comment thread!
LOVE this blog – one day would love to be able to buy space to support more wine slushies! Pimping out my business – http://www.myinitials-inc.com/alicia-shumaker ….this mama’s got bags, and totes, and organizers…and needs to buy more diapers!
I’m Director of Programming for Norwescon, the Pacific Northwest’s premier science fiction and fantasy convention. We’re all-volunteer, non-profit, and a heck of a good time if you’re into that kind of thing. Our next convention is Easter weekend, and we’ve got an awesome lineup if I do say so myself: http://www.norwescon.org/
Jenny, this is very thoughtful of you.
I’d like to pimp my blog, http://www.katie-stew.com/blog
I write about mostly food, because I love eating and drinking, but also about books and art. I hope you visit!
I’m pimping out myself (but not like that)… because I want to go on 50 first dates during the next 12 months. Why not?
My new hilarious dating blog. I promise you’ll laugh out loud.
The game my fiance made for me for Valentine’s Day: http://www.cube-and-star.com
Why I hate camping. http://www.gaywarfare.blogspot.com/
On the weekends, I sing lead in a classic rock cover band: http://www.easttexasgarageband.com … I’m the fluffy gray-haired dude singing “Oh, Pretty Woman.”
Today’s post is a good one to stop by and chat about bullying of book reviewers. http://nursewannabeinfl.com/2014/03/25/when-street-teams-go-rogue/
If you think sustainability is important and work at or go to a college or university – check out this amazing site – http://www.foodrecoverynetwork.org/
Are you still reading this? You should take a break and look at these cool messenger bags and accessories for Interesting People –> http://www.BagChemistry.com
My first published writing! http://gogirlfinance.com/lifestyle/how-i-achieved-my-dream-wedding-on-a-real-world-budget/
Please read my blog. I write about my first love: books! http://fitzwater-stevens.com/bookgrrl/
Recycled and quirky jewellery with added skulls in the Uk. http://www.pookledo.com
I am going to pimp out a special kind of technology, which I personally have no contribution in, but I think it’s awesome because it brings my I-want-warm-cheesy-popcorn-smell-to-be-my-ringtone dream. http://edition.cnn.com/2014/03/17/tech/innovation/the-ophone-phone-lets-you-send-smells/
I write a humor blog that I’d love for you to check out! My Hubs and I are childfree by choice, so don’t expect a mommy blog.
Chocotacos?? Where can I get some???
I’m pimping out my PSA on the Barre fitness craze. Don’t. Do. It. http://myyearofsweat.wordpress.com/2014/02/26/pure-hell-at-pure-barre/
You’re welcome.
My brother wanted to learn to make apps & I like to drink… Lickety Shots was born! Try them out. They make your day better & increase your popularity at work (except with the boss)!
Love you Jenny! Pimpin’ ain’t easy but you make it look like it is!
You just always wanted to be a pimp didn’t you Jenny! Well I’ll happily allow you to fulfill that dream. Thanks for being so awesome
http://www.amotherlife.com/
I’ll totes pimp out my own blog. 80’s and 90’s YA novel snark! It’s good times, I promise!
First of all, your book is phenomenal, I loved it. When’s the second one coming? And second, I’m a proud consultant for Rodan + Fields and would love to help your readers find BEAUTIFUL skin (boys AND girls alike!). Thanks for always keeping us laughing 😀
My blog about my life as a mother and a wife and hating laundry….. http://www.mommaosmusings.com
Thank you Blogess!!!!
Kids’ book about special needs puppy “Poppy the Three-Legged Puppy” by Sue Sewell available on Amazon! Great for all kids 2-8.
My Etsy shop. I can also make jewelry with your photos.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/kfcaudell
I love that you have decided to allow us to pimp ourselves out in recognition for supporting your site! I love that you don’t do all the crazy ad things like other sites!
I would love to share my newly formed Etsy shop: blurredlinesofsanity.etsy.com I only have one Doctor Who themed item up as of now, but I am working away in a dark room making more things I promise!!
Nothing to sell.. yet. I have a book I’m working on that was practically born (created?) to be advertised on The Bloggess side bar, but I’m still writing.
That said, this is cool. Thanks Jenny!
Humor from The Black Inn (aka: the cheap place we stayed during renovation.) http://lindamalcolm.com/me-and-my-boys/finders-keepers/
Pimpin’ a dear friend & awesome soap maker/artist: http://www.alamocandelaria.com – Her stuff is amazing!
I am a volunteer with Impact Bay Area, a grassroots nonprofit that teaches full force self-defense and verbal boundary setting to women, teens, and little kids. http://www.impactbayarea.org/
They are awesome and are developing LGBTQ classes this year, and if you give them money it turns into scholarships so no one ever gets turned away due to lack of funds.
Check out my online shop: http://www.kits.etsy.com. I make Mini Book Pendants, like the one I made for Jenny of Let’s Pretend This Never Happend
I’m an avid stalker of your blog, but I don’t comment because apparently my social anxiety extends to the internets. All that to say, you always help me feel brave so I thought today was as good a day as any to post, since it not only scares me to comment but to put my blog out there…
I paint faeries and enchanted things with pixels and sell them as prints or useable merchandise. I’m actually more talented than I look… at least that’s what strangers keep telling me.
http://www.etherealearth.ca
http://www.etherealearth.etsy.com
http://www.zazzle.com/etherealearth
I’m pimping my Dickens Fair pinup photo session with Stormtrooper.
http://www.tanyaregan.com/graphics/dickenstrooper1.jpg
http://www.tanyaregan.com/graphics/dickenstrooper4.jpg
http://www.tanyaregan.com/graphics/dickenstrooper2.jpg
http://www.tanyaregan.com/graphics/dickenstrooper3.jpg
Here’s a little snippet of my blogging. It’s all about still growing up at 50 with two alcoholics, two dogs, two cats, stepchildren, my own children….no taxidermy at this time but I am thinking this option may reduce the amount of pet fur I am eating…vacuuming.
http://itsmeterilyn.com/2013/11/04/dont-look-em-in-the-eyes/
Love reading about your world.
Bags what look like monsters. Also, ebook covers, wallets, and an invitation to monstery special orders. Bags without eyeballs produced as well.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/sixgables
Linen pinafores ..see my etsy shop. Aptosbeach.etsy.com
Thanks, Jenny!
I wrote a blog post about my recent miscarriage to try to break down the stigma around talking about miscarriage. I swear, my blog is usually funny.
http://thepajamamama.net/the-loss/
My husband is riding the MS 150 in three weeks, please help him raise money! He’ll ride 150 miles on a bike, no problem, ask people for money though, he has trouble with that. https://secure3.convio.net/nmss/site/Donation2;jsessionid=8E26982FB40BF236819228CE78B9DEB9.app321a?idb=999378462&df_id=46239&FR_ID=22598&PROXY_ID=12820
What a thoughtful thing to do! Thank you for doing this, Jenny. You are a great reminder of all that is good and kind about the blogging world. Now, which post to pimp out… hmmm, how about this one? http://notesfromtheshallowend.com/jamie-oliver-youre-dead-to-me/
I actually JUST got back from selling at a convention! My friend makes custom etched glass and barware- and all of it is geeky! There’s a lot on the site now, and more is going up as soon as we photograph is. She also takes commissions- really she can put almost anything on a glass. And since we’re big nerds, we won’t look at you funny when you make a request!
http://www.etsy.com/shop/CoventryDecor
Need SEX ADVICE from someone totally unqualified to give any? Write to me notreallyabarista@gmail.com. It’ll be fun. And weird.
I’m Not Really a Barista
Not much in my Etsy shop at the moment, only one lonely little Doctor Who bib, but there’s always something happening on my facebook page. https://www.etsy.com/shop/muggabug and http://www.facebook.com/muggabug. Thanks!
I pimp first my book, LAUGHS LAST which everyone will love: http://www.amazon.com/Laughs-Last-Dylan-Brody/dp/0989455254 And second Jackie Kashian’s new stand-up special because she’s fantastic. http://www.allthingsrecords.com/
I would like to pimp out my weight loss coffee business. Check out my site for more info:
http://myjavita.com/rachelboyde
World Vision just decided to hire (or not discriminate against hiring) people in homosexual relationships. As a result a lot of far right “christians” are dropping their support for the children World Vision helps. If you would like to counteract this ridiculous stance of taking money away from hungry kids because of a stupid doctrine debate – go sponsor a child here:
http://my.worldvision.org/
Today the student athletes at Ryerson University are running a Twitter campaign to raise awareness and funds for mental wellbeing and the Do it for Daron program at The Royal in Ottawa, a youth-driven initiative focused on raising awareness and inspiring conversations about youth mental health. Tweet & RT the hashtag #RamsTalk and the Ryerson Rams will donate five cents. As of 12:00 there had been 7,907 #RamsTalk tweets, $395.35 and counting! http://www.difd.com/ #DepressionLies
I would actually love to try advertising in your sidebar, but in the meantime I’ll stick with this. I blog about being a “domestic nerd” who loves video games, knitting, crochet, and books. It’s a weird mix, but I include pictures of my cats to make it somewhat palatable. Here I am: http://www.wildblueyoshi.com
I also sell handmade jewelry in my etsy shop: https://www.etsy.com/shop/WildBlueYoshi
Well, there’s my blog – http://www.andreamulderslater.com. But then there’s my husband’s artwork. He paints entire pictures using a single line that never touches or crosses itself. http://geoffslater.com/linepaintings.shtml
I want recognize Canine Companions for Independence and the great work they do! Please visit their site and read about them. Also, for anyone in the Atlanta area, there will be a charity fundraiser: http://www.cci.org/faf/home/default.asp?ievent=1077173&lis=0&kntae1077173=651F3F8FE80A4D9CB296D58D0539FAD8
If you want to donate to the event or participate, here’s another link: http://www.cci.org/faf/donorReg/donorPledge.asp?ievent=1077173&supid=390044438
Thank you Jenny for the opportunity to post this!
I don’t know about chocotacos — but I’ll testify to the glory of salty nacho chips with vanilla icing.
This discovery had nothing to do with trying to keep myself from eating my daughter’s chocolate-dipped pretzels. Really.
I’m still oogling a giant Beyonce in town thanks to you.
Crochet octopuses and other goodies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/aetherieworks
I used to write a blog, but life got in the way! Check it out anyway! https://www.agirlnamedcharley.wordpress.com
I just want to thank everyone who has ever jumped over to my blog after I’ve commented here – I hope I haven’t disappointed anyone. Hugs, Jenny!
Oops…Hey, Jenny, the first comment I posted (that didn’t seem to appear) is showing up now. I didn’t mean to comment twice. The first comment, number 123, could probably be deleted if you get a chance/want to. Thank you and I’m sorry.
i don’t have a site or anything, but…
Jenny, i saw you when i was just starting to write my Master’s thesis, and i saw you again the day before i submitted it. And the thing i have to pimp out is… my thesis was named the Outstanding Thesis of my College for 2014. i didn’t win the overall University prize… but seriously being told my thesis was good enough to beat out all the other theses from all the other department in my college (social sciences), not to mention the fact that my department wanted to nominate it in the first place, is the biggest victory i could ever have dreamed of.
And you honestly, really, helped me through it. i don’t know how i could have done it without the lovely distractions you supplied me with, plus the blanket encouragements, and those wise words from Neil Gaiman “Pretend you’re awesome.” I did. and i guess now i kind of am.
So i guess in pimping myself, i’m pimping you too. Wait. That sounds wrong. But seriously. Thank you.
OK I do have my own items to pimp, and thanks Jenny for allowing me to pimp. I make jewelry from spent bullet shells and sell empty bullet shells on etsy – https://www.etsy.com/shop/BulletsNBeads
I bought the book! Does that count? And since I get a large part of my readers from this website, I owe YOU a thank you. Nothing to sell, but I can share one of my favorite older blog posts here: http://itsa-long-story.blogspot.com/2013/06/standing-in-lines.html
I’m actually about to do a charity!!!! I’ll give u details when I get it started. I’ve decided I can’t help everybody—but I CAN help one person!! That’s my new charity motto.
I’ll pimp out one of my favorite charities that helps dogs and kitties get adopted. I live all the way across the country but they are family supporting family and 100% go to the animals! http://projectpearlnc.org
Love how you care for animals and find the awesome in their personalities! Check them out of FB too people!!
And also I will plug Merimask… https://www.etsy.com/shop/Merimask who I had the fun of discovering at a local event when she was selling leather butterflies. SPECIFIC SPECIES butterflies, mind you. If/when we ever move to a bigger home, I want one of her masks like she designed for Cirque de Soleil!
This is one of my favorite blogs. She always tells a great story about some pretty hard stuff. Plus, she doesn’t sell out to ads, etc, so I wanted to give MOE at http://www.momintwocultures.com/ a shout out!
There is a really cool small monkey business who did a really cool thing for kids this past week. The owner opened up and shared her money with a children’s charity so I want to take this chance to share her “page” with you! It’s super awesome and I would have shared anyway even if she wasn’t sharing anything, I just thought I’d throw that in! http://www.facebook.com/themonkeyshow1 (There is a website too that connects from the page but I don’t remember it)
My boyfriend made a pretty awesome new iPhone game. If you love to hate Flappy Bird, this is the game for you!
https://itunes.apple.com/ca/app/ifall-stay-alive/id834972683?mt=8
The night I met Jenny: http://tblondonlori.blogspot.com/2012/08/the-bloggess-book-signing.html
Jenny, I love your blog, and love your book. Hurry up and get that next one out so my wife and I can almost die laughing again. And for all your other faithful followers: anyone that has a small business, or is trying to start one, the company I work for is giving away 10 All-in-One printers and 3 five packs of ink with each printer. All you have to do is fill out a form that tells a little about your business and future goals. Full contest info can be found at the inkfarm.com blog.
Kickstarter for Small Town Witch – an amazing book written by amazing writer and gorgeously illustrated by awesome ladies that’s finishing in a couple of hours and I want it to hit the last stretch goal because then we’ll get an audio drama! :O (I can’t wait to get my hands on my copy of this book!)
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1762462300/small-town-witch-an-illustrated-magic-noir-story
And while I’m here, you may want to check out my free mystery-fantasy webcomic which is going kind of slow right now because I’m working on my portfolio to get a job (anyone want to hire me? I draw pretty art!): http://morethanahunch.smackjeeves.com/ ;p
Oh, and I really enjoyed your book! I bought the Kindle version and read it at work. I got nothing done at all for about two days!
my photography store: Phonemes
Well, I’m not selling anything, but I do love when people visit my garden blog! http://lifeinrobinsnest.blogspot.com/
Thanks Jenny! I’m an American Expat living in Milan, Italy. I blog about our adventures at Café Carlson. Here’s a recent post about the weird excitement of finding American junk food in Milan.
http://cafecarlson.com/2014/02/06/junk-food-jackpot/
Handmade jewelry and supplies 🙂
Beauty essentials like Bare Minerals, Phyto hair care, Poo Pourri, hundreds of name-brand, genuine brand new products at great prices with free US shipping! (Plus this is my only method of income, so tell all your friends!) http://stores.ebay.com/eBeautyOnline-Boutique
I am terrible at self promotion so I am using this excuse to get out of comfort zone. Plugging my blog, The Married Writer. Thanks for inspiring me!
I draw owls and frequently other animals having horrible/awesome adventures and trying to eat ice cream. I also rant pretty frequently. Maybe don’t read it, actually.
I always get a couple of hits on my blog when I post here, so I will shamelessly promote it given your generous permission. Read about my experiences working as a TV extra (and other nerdy stuff) at http://nosmorex.wordpress.com. Leave a nice comment if you like it.
Thanks for everything you do, Jenny. You’re the bestest.
I have nothing to pimp out except my blog, and I think there’s been enough of that already on this comment thread. So I’ll just tell you to keep being awesome.
My etsy store! Currently: kids clothes. Vintage inspired, made for modern kids.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/CrackingGoodCrafts
(Thank you, Jenny!)
I don’t have any shit to pimp, but my friend Travis wrote an awesome book. I highly recommend it and think you should go buy it. http://www.lulu.com/shop/travis-mcclain/reunion-at-the-bluegrass-inn/paperback/product-21166287.html
I’m pimping my Etsy shop! Check me out and enjoy 20% off with coupon code:SPRING2014.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/8090Designshttps://www.etsy.com/shop/8090Designs
You make a great pimp Jenny! Does this mean you are going to start wearing a dodgy velour sweatsuit and gold chains?
I am pimping out my blog of style & travel, Wandering Chic, please check it out and comment! Love to hear where I can improve
http://Www.wanderingchic.com
Thanks Bloggess! I’m pimping my real estate business. Do you need to buy, sell, or lease in LA? I’m not an asshole. Email me at info@katkirkpatrick.com. I may buy you beer and tacos, too.
Please go visit Turpentine Creek Wildlife Refuge in beautiful Eureka Springs, Arkansas. It’s like a shelter for big cats. No adoptions 🙂 though. Lovely happy cats in natural environments. And Northwest AR is spectacular. http://www.turpentinecreek.org/turpentinecreek/aboutus.html
This tweet seriously cracked me up this morning:
@_blotty “U think ID EVER be UR friend? HAHA ur a SHORT, HAIRY LOSER. The light leaves my dog’s eyes. I’ve established myself as leader. But at what cost?”
Jenny, first off I want to say that I love you and your blog. I literally laughed so hard that a little pee came out when I read your post about the giant metal chicken.
Today I want to pimp out my friend’s Go Fund Me page. He’s battling Lou Gehrig’s Disease and has spent the three years since his diagnosis raising and then giving away $100,000 through his charity. 100% of the money he collects is donated to other families battling Lough Gehrig’s disease, even as his own family struggles to make ends meet. Now his family needs money to pay for a stem cell treatment that will drastically improve his quality of life and even prolong his time left. Check out http://www.gofundme.com/7s3tdo and consider giving a few bucks to a good guy who needs to catch a break.
Nerdy, geeky, and naughty things in my shop https://www.etsy.com/shop/bluelawboutique
Unique and vintagey stuff!
This writer will make you think and laugh and shit (either way you want to go on that last thing):
http://www.kansascity.com/2014/03/14/4889992/singing-because-im-happy.html
http://www.kansascity.com/2014/02/28/4856428/dear-america-i-just-cant-quit.html
http://www.kansascity.com/2014/02/28/4856014/melvina-johnson-young-to-be-50.html
My blog is ending in 5 days because I can’t afford it, but it was not as cool as yours. Just a way for me to talk some things out. I will miss it. I will cheerfully read yours though!
Messed up posting the link! Grrr http://www.etsy.com/shop/MySisterandMeLLC
I’ll pimp my new life hacking/healthy living blog: http://www.thehustlelife.com and my ebook on snapchat marketing: http://www.amazon.com/Complete-Guide-SnapChat-Marketing-ebook/dp/B00I45HSIK/
We dip your sh*t!
Custom Hydro-graphics to bling your gear!
Anything from guns and cars to cabinets and wine racks.
Hundreds of prints to choose from including camo, animal design, marble, etc.
DeadEye Liquid Graphics
Find us on Facebook or check out our website.
http://www.DeadEyeLG.com
Silence in the Library Publishing is putting out a science fiction anthology featuring over 30 top authors, including Gene Wolfe, to benefit author CJ Henderson, who is battling cancer for the second time. Check it out here: http://igg.me/at/monkey-around Thanks!!
This writer will make you laugh and think and shit (either way you want to take that last thing).
http://www.kansascity.com/2014/03/14/4889992/singing-because-im-happy.html
http://www.kansascity.com/2014/02/28/4856428/dear-america-i-just-cant-quit.html
http://www.kansascity.com/2014/02/28/4856014/melvina-johnson-young-to-be-50.html
Sentence the first: CthulhuSlippers is a comic (illustrated by yours truly) about what happens when Great Old Ones try to run a Mega-corporation.
Sentence the second: I made a shirt about warm bread because everyone loves warm bread (except probably gluten allergic folks unless it’s rice bread which is also best served warm).
Sentence the third: All the rest of my silly creations can be found over at my blog <a href=”http://www.thefuzzyslug.com>The Fuzzy Slug.
Thanks Jenny! 🙂
Umm… I recently took third place in adult women’s freestyle archery for the entire state of California…. And that made me pretty furiously happy….
I would like to pimp my weight loss coffee business. Check out my site for more info:
myjavita.com/rachelboyde
Please consider joining my Extra Life charity team, or sharing, or donating… I’m not picky. Every cent goes to Children’s Miracle Network Hospitals! http://reviewdad.com/extralife/
I’m pimping out my writers’ group in the Seattle area: Green River Writers’ Group. We are mostly novel-writing people, but we do short stories and non-fiction as well. We meet every other Tuesday at Panera in Kent, WA at 6 pm. Our next meeting is April 1st. I promise it’s not an April Fool’s joke.
WANTED: FAT PERSONAL TRAINER
Job description here:
http://littlemisswordy.wordpress.com/2014/03/25/wanted-fat-personal-trainer/
Mystery and Romance blend together when competing detectives Carolyn Woods and
Jack Heart find they are surrounded by murder on every side.
http://www.amazon.com/Taste-Killing-H-K-Sterling-ebook/dp/B00IKVVKL4/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1394464077&sr=1-1&keywords=a+taste+for+killing
I paint things in chalk pastels, mostly flowers, sometimes they don’t look too vagina-y. 🙂
My Facespaces…
My Website…
And you can follow me on Twitter (danastrotheide) or Instagram (also danastrotheide)
I’m pimping out my writing group. We meet every other Tuesday at 6 pm-ish at Panera in Kent, WA. We are mostly novelists of all genres, but we also have some short story-ists and will even take non-fiction. Next meeting is April 1. I swear it’s not an April Fool’s joke.
Out of the Darkness walks for the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention. It’s just a good cause. Donate to the cause, walk yourself, or help a team or individual meet the (very tough) $1000 minimum. http://www.theovernight.org
I have a shop with original artwork and prints that I just opened a couple months ago.
Surreal and abstract paintings mostly. Lots of bright colors.
http://colorsofapril.etsy.com
Jewelry & jewelry sculpture created with recycled watch parts!
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SmithfitsBazaareEmporium
Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/smithfitsbazaare
Thanks, Jenny! <3
Thank you Jenny!! Now I don’t have to feel awkward or anxious about pimping my new consultanting venture. Safe, natural products from J.R. Watkins: personal care, home care and natural flavorings and extracts. Consultant # 490722.
https://www.facebook.com/watkinsbyjackson?ref=hl
http://www.jrwatkins.com/
After growing up in a house full of taxidermy- including a giraffe- you make me feel right at home! Maybe you’ll feel at home at my webstore too- http://www.favortheearth.com/ Thanks for the laughs & letting me pimp myself!
I have no idea how Ann would feel about this pimping, but if anyone is in Southeast Texas I would love for you to check out our local Listen to Your Mother Show that is happening on May 4th. Click my name for a link to the details.
Thanks Jenny.
I will pimp my hometown, New Orleans. It’s spring, the weather is gorgeous and we love to have visitors! NOLA is a city where we celebrate the crazy, weird and flamboyant. Come on down!
If you are a victim of sexual assault we are here for you http://www.woar.org – 24 hour crisis hotline – 215-985-3333 – our services are completely free. Doesn’t matter if your assault was yesterday or 20 years ago, we are here for you.
I would be honoured if some of you would check out my blog: http://cosmopolitaninthemaking.wordpress.com It’s mainly about photography and random shit, but now I’m going to move to Greece for a while, so that’s going to be interesting, promise!
Following my bliss by getting the stink off people one butt at a time.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/EmmetStreetCreations
My blog of places I’ve been (Amazon cruise to the the local park), crafts and garden/cooking.
I’ve got one: Support your local ballet company!
Track them down and INSIST on going to see a production. It’s fun! Or go and take class. That’s even more fun!
This is the company to which I belong. They are terrific people, and Lois Ellyn, former George Ballanchine protegé, is a genius.
http://www.nouveauchamberballet.com/
(Local to Fullerton, in southern California. But there must be one near you! TO THE INTERNETS!)
Cheers!
– Patrick
I built this website. AND YOU SHOULD TOTALLY VISIT IT! http:www.rtseg.com
I’m not here to pimp, only to ask: Am I still supportive of you if I stole your book from my brother’s girlfriend because she isn’t cool enough to love and respect your sense of humor? She doesn’t know I have it yet….its been 4 months….anyways, love you, despite my cheapness.
Crocheted goodies! http://www.etsy.com/shop/ZoozuPeddles
My sister and I do a little show that is funny. We love your book!
http://www.ugleetruth.com
Thank you for this opportunity! I guess I’d like to pimp out myself. Anyone care to check out my new blog? http://kelideen.com Thanks in advance! I’ll be checking you all out too, but not in a creepy way…maybe.
What a lovely idea, Jenny! I’ll pimp my friend’s Etsy shop, which has gorgeous handmade jewellery and embroidered baby clothes: https://www.etsy.com/shop/CommonCraft
She’s slowly filling it up with more items, but of the ones she already has listed, this bracelet is my personal favorite: https://www.etsy.com/il-en/listing/180546542/silver-and-blue-bracelet-womens-bracelet?ref=shop_home_active_1
my close friends are artists. Denise does jewellery, paintings and felt arts ( mostly ) and Gary does sculpture, sigils and drawings. among other things. they are also fantastically interesting, if a little curmudgeonly.
http://avantcrossingguard.bigcartel.com/
http://adventuresofdandgj.wordpress.com/
Not selling, just pimping out my nonsense http://www.meabritapitandanitwit.wordpress.com
I’m a writer and a 2 time cancer survivor. Recently, a bunch of other writers got together and donated stories to try and use our talents to help make a difference. This is the result. You should buy it.
http://www.amazon.com/Lets-Scare-Cancer-Death-Brown/dp/1940734118/ref=sr_1_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1394564777&sr=1-2&keywords=lets+scare+cancer+to+death
My scented jewelry! http://www.etsy.com/shop/NaturalSynergy
Pimping out my fundraiser page: raising funds and walking all night for suicide prevention
http://theovernight.donordrive.com/participant/CathyV
Thanks!
Oh my goodness! There’s do many comments, no one is going to read this one. The women at {she crew} are planning an awesome summer program for teen girls in Chicago and they are in the midst of raising money for their program. Go here to read a vastly more eloquent summary and to donate: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/she-crew
I sell Thirty-One, which you can get here: http://www.mythirtyone.com/jaxsellsbags … if you purchase the Suite Success purse from me, you can hop over to Etsy and buy Doctor Who (or in my case, Beatles) skirts from https://www.etsy.com/shop/Timestitcher?ref=l2-shopheader-name (who I don’t even know but am impressed by her skill). Oops – 4 lines. I never could follow rules.
I love you. 2. I have two blogs that I’m pretty sure only one and a half people read: http://aheasley.wordpress.com/ and http://chopperchronicles.blogspot.com/. With any luck, I’ll get that number up to one and three-quarters.
I grew a boyfriend one time. Talk about shrinkage issues! He rides around in my purse these days in a shrunken state. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSVlCfZV3Bg
Want to read possibly the worst book reviews in the history of ever???? Wellllll, look no further kids ’cause here’s your link . . .
http://52bookminimum.blogspot.com/
I make lace boleros to wear on your wedding day. B/c you don’t want grandma to know you have “strategically placed” tattoos. Or you have a weird rash on your arms known as “Chicken Rash” (look it up). Or you need to hide your side boob cleavage b/c you went to happy hour instead of the gym. (This is a valid choice. Wine is good for your health. Start good habits now for a happy marriage.) https://www.etsy.com/shop/AlisaBenay
I love you. 2. I have two blogs that I’m confident only one and a half people read. Hoping I can get that up to one and three-quarters. Read my fecal matter at http://aheasley.wordpress.com/ and http://chopperchronicles.blogspot.com/.
I make chainmail in vast profusion…dice, dragons, and jewelry, oh my! wandering_mail.storenvy.com/
I will use this opportunity to first THANK YOU Jenny for being awesome and helping me understand why my job in Intensive Mental Health Crisis services is so important and how far reaching the problem really is. and second to solicite donatings for the American Cancer Society!!You can donate here http://main.acsevents.org/site/TR/RelayForLife/RFLCY14NE?px=35879597&pg=personal&fr_id=59785&__utma=2443503.54979858.1392136053.1395417577.1395768976.12&__utmb=2443503.11.9.1395770659803&__utmc=2443503&__utmx=-&__utmz=2443503.1395768976.12.4.utmcsr=AR_Donation_Received_CY14_blackbaud|utmccn=Relay_For_Life|utmcmd=email&__utmv=-&__utmk=18517562
bah, just woke up! http://wandering_mail.storenvy.com/
Walk around your neighborhood! http://www.gatheringpoint.com – my husband’s company, wherein you enter your zip code and find out all about what’s happening near you. YOu can also do tweet clouds!
Not really anything to pimp, but it would be fun to send some of your readers some of my cranes.
http://bennyvasquez.com/2014/01/1000-cranes/
I make handcrafted goat’s milk soap and lotions, perfumes, lotion bars, felted soaps, etc. I even have a few Doctor Who themed soaps 🙂 http://maitribathbody.com
I pimp you frequently on my blog because you are part of the Trinity of Bloggers. If you must know the other two, duh, Insane in the Mom-Brain and Moms Who Drink and Swear. If you want to see your store at the bottom of posts and what not… http://www.dribblesngrits.com
I also blog at (If I have to scream no more calling each other poopies to my kids one more time)
http://bellafontsblog.blogspot.com/ It’s more about what I’m learning about blogging as I blog.
Not my shit, but something I just found:
https://www.facebook.com/wearecotd
Come Out of the Dark is a campaign to begin a better, richer national conversation about depression. Sign up for their e-newsletter and they will mail you a free glow in the dark wristband.
My music…because, why not? I almost never pimp myself: http://www.reverbnation.com/darceyhile
And two blogs that aren’t mine I want to pimp…
Ooops I said Vagina Again at http://hdfloyd73.wordpress.com/about/
Mommy Needs Wine not Whine at http://mommyneedswinenotwhine.com/
I’d like to pimp out my husband- well, the game he is developing and his graphic skills more specifically- http://fredrikdesigns.com/category/blog/game-developement/
Can I pimp out a second thing? This is my custom costume design facebook page- https://www.facebook.com/Cloth.Menagerie
I did this once but apparently I had technical difficulties….called not enough coffee. And it didn’t work.
Pimpin’ my latest book….okay first book EVER. Check it out on Amazon.
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00HVROJ2A
I’ve gotten published on Huffington Post twice in the past five days. 😀 http://www.huffingtonpost.com/chi-sherman/
Late to the party, as usual.
Tutus (child & adult) & nerdy cross stitch patterns.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/CrickettsHouse
Tada! Three sentences. Oh shit! Now I’m over the limit!
This, this is cool. I love Poe. :0)
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/davidgfores/edgar-allan-poe-illustrated-ravings-of-love-and-de
I had to shut down my Etsy woodworking store when I went back to school. My main website is just avatars made from vintage sources, nothing special: http://www.vintageavatars.com
I do have a Tumblr of weird thrifting finds and another of crappy iPad art that would make me happy if people looked at them.
http://fuquerie.tumblr.com/ and http://crappyipadart.tumblr.com/
I make little things out of polymer clay! Both geeky and non-geeky, although my geeky stuff is my favourite! Things like ornaments, wine charms, and magnets! I’m terrible at advertising so I really don’t know what else to say. Maybe some key words? TARDIS! Superhero wine charms! Star Wars stuff! Browncoats!
http://handmadebylindsay.wordpress.com/gallery/
I have nothing to pimp out, but I did want to share one of my favorite sunrise photos…. I am obsessed with sunrises and sunsets. I took this photo by my home in Corpus Christi, Texas….can y’all say “Ahhhhhh” in your most relaxed tone of voice? http://t.co/SoJEo5qp4P
My sister’s awesome mystery novel (lots of snark, I promise!!): http://www.amazon.com/went-Palm-Springs-Three-Blondes-ebook/dp/B0085MG7XO
Kids (and grown up kids) art prints that are pretty awesome…thank you! xo
https://www.etsy.com/shop/thrasherandwren
Thinking of writing your own book? Not sure how to get it published? Let me help! Pimping my self-publishing boutique, Blue Lobster Book Co.! http://bluelobsterbookco.com
An awesome book – “Cursed Be the Wicked”. Supernatural mystery with romance. http://www.amazon.com/Cursed-be-Wicked-J-R-Richardson-ebook/dp/B00ISBVAJI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1395771684&sr=8-1&keywords=cursed+be+the+wicked
me and my awesome job as a medical illustrator!
http://www.modmed.com/2014-01-29-Creating-a-Masterpiece-One-Ligament-at-a-Time
Your book and blog get me through so much! And, seriously, its been a hard month… <3
Also, if anyone would like to support my relay for Life team that would be Awesome!
http://main.acsevents.org/site/TR?px=35919439&fr_id=61264&pg=personal
Thanks for the opportunity Jenny!!
I just wanted to leave a link to my etsy store where I make and sell light up hoodie jackets https://www.etsy.com/listing/169750266/light-up-jacket?ref=shop_home_active_1
Your blog and book are awesome. =D
Thanks for the opportunity to do some undignified pimping!
We have a home improvement/DIY blog LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, but ours features some geeky humor. Also cats (e.g., http://www.dohiy.com/2014/02/05/its-hard-out-there-for-a-couch/)! And it’s Simpsons-themed. Check it out! http://www.dohiy.com.
Just in case there’s anyone in the Bay Area, I’d like to pimp the used bookstore where I work. Everyone who works here is really great, and the books are awesome! Our twitter: @knowknewbooks
Thanks, Bloggess! Yours is one of the few places online where comments don’t make me angry.
Because the Interwebs are full of cats, but maybe your home is not…
Help feral cats in Toronto! (Don’t worry, they won’t smoke your crack.)
http://www.annexcatrescue.ca/
I’m pimpin’ Tyson the rescue kitty who needs just a little more money to pay for his heart surgery http://strayhavenrescue.org/
Something I’m really proud of…I know a lot of people say it, and Jenny you do have an awesome one, but my three children are amazing. I seriously got lucky with them. They give me headaches, but the hugs, humor, intelligence, and sticky kisses on my cheek are so wonderful!
Shameless Self Promotion: 24problems.com
I give advice and make observations. Unfortunately, I am not qualified for it.
http://wp.me/p4iSWa-8e Pimping out an amusing favourite…….
I’m late to the party as usual and pimping crap about the sucky phase of midlife known as menopause. Actually, right now I’m pimping out reasons you should go to a renaissance festival, and it’s not all just about the booze and boobs. There’s weird people in cat masks eating turkey legs there. What more could you ask for? http://www.menopausalmom.com/2014/03/10-reasons-why-you-should-go-to.html
FREE LOLITA!
In 1970 a 2-year-old orca whale was taken from Puget Sound (Washington State) and has been performing for over 40 years in Miami in the smallest marine mammal tank in North America. The comment period to grant her endangered species status like the rest of the orcas from Puget Sound ends in 3 days… It’s time to bring her home and support those people that haven’t given up. http://www.orcanetwork.org/Main/index.php?categories_file=Lolita
Thank you for this, Jenny!
And thanks to everyone who pimped out their stuff today. I’ve spent the day reading, laughing, thinking, sympathizing, and absolutely not getting any work done. I call that a win. This is such a weird and wonderful tribe!
Thanks Jenny! How about some afterlife reading? Spirits…They Are Present, by Janet Mayer. Your loved ones, including pets live on ya know! Taxidermied pets included! (Included, meaning they live on, not included with the book!) Just wanted to clarify that!
Need to laugh more? Subscribe to the Her Royal Thighness blog at http://www.RoyalThighness.com, where you’ll be treated to stories about being hit up for Botox in the middle of a pelvic exam, picking a fight with a mall Santa, growing up as a dodgeball target, shopping for fat clothes and more!
Not pimping but just wanted to say something.
I love your blog, and love your book, and love your pics and attitude.
My wife and I flick each other links to your site when life is getting us down.
I have to say though I am sick of “mainstream society’s” predilection to downgrade mental illness into some form of joke currency, such as everyone is a bit autistic,depressed, anxious, or OCD.
As someone who has to live with these and other issues on a day to day basis, I’d love to see anyone have to live my experience just for one day and see just how funny it is when these things colour your perception and rule your behaviour; even trying to avoid these behaviours feels like falling into the trap of acknowledging and allowing for it.
That’s all; love the site, love your work, and love the majority of the comments.
Oh, and the next time I’m feeling a bit Bipolar (yet to be formally diagnosed, but I think it’s in the mix somewhere), I’m going to town on your shop, love the shirts, and totally relate to “feeling stabby”.
My grandson (age 6) went into cardiac arrest last week and my son had to travel 10 hours away to be with him. One of his co-workers started a fund to help with his expenses while he has to be off work. Even if all you do is share the link, that would be awesome! http://www.gofundme.com/Lilsteves
So I painted this for this guy and I haven’t heard anything about it because he’s still on tour. However, it’s awesome and I want to share (You can buy a print!): http://www.octopusgallery.net/2014/03/05/a-deer-holding-a-painting-of-a-deer-like-it-won-best-deer/
Nearly forgot- this time of year, make sure your friends know not to get rabbits/ ducks/ chicks as Easter gifts. Most Easter bunnies (who should live 7-12 years) die before their first birthday due to improper care.
http://makeminechocolate.org/ (National Campaign based in Columbus, Ohio)
http://magichappensrescue.com/ (Baton Rouge area rescue on whose board I’m proud to serve)
Also want to pimp out my friend Kendra, who is focusing on her Steampunk jewelry while between jobs. Her stuff is very cool and shiny!
https://www.etsy.com/shop/TheBentAlkhemist?ref=l2-shopheader-name
So everyone else is like “I wrote a book!” or “I’m fundraising for charity!” and I’m all “I write these blog entries about my dog’s butt.”
http://literallynuts.wordpress.com/
So I painted this for this guy and I haven’t heard anything about it because he’s still on tour. However, it’s awesome and I want to share (You can buy a print!): http://www.octopusgallery.net/2014/03/05/a-deer-holding-a-painting-of-a-deer-like-it-won-best-deer/
Barbie needs armor. My friend Jim Rodda is going to make some for her if just a few more people back his Kickstarter. https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/191197566/faire-play-barbie-compatible-3d-printed-medieval-a?ref=search
Thanks, Jenny! You give me hope.
My friend makes the most awesome hats for kids (and she will do them in adult size, too!) They are all custom made to exactly what you want! https://www.facebook.com/pages/Fun-and-Funky-Kids-Hats/208451479183380
YEAH! Pimpin Out my Psychic Medium Skills. (Yep. I hear voices. And then they tell you awesome things about your past and future. ) Plus, I’m funny as SHIT! https://www.facebook.com/LoriGraceReadsTarot
Happy to promote my sweet girl. All we are asking is a few “shares” to increase the chance of it reaching her target audience, the cast of hairspray. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1kAiKG-D0A Thanks for watching!
I sell stickers! They are… uh… just a really random collection of things I thought, “Damn, that should be on a sticker!”
http://zabetgroznaya.com
Yay! Thanks! Love!
One of your advertisers, Sandrandan Jewelry, makes me happy every time I open the earring drawers in my very large jewelry armoire. The jewelry is FABULOUS and quite inexpensive. And each piece comes in its own cute little box with a stretchy gold ribbon. I’ve given many pairs of earrings as gifts and kept many, many, many for myself! Check it out, people!
“Gena | Your local library! Your local literacy program! Your local kid’s club! Mentors and tutors and teachers! YEEEHAAAAW!!”
^Heartily seconding this! Also, have a free book for your kids: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00CCID3ZW
And an ehug for anyone who’s recently lost a pet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-CLWgh-SrA (Support your local animal shelter or humane society!)
You’re all amazeballs.
Ahhh! Pimp it! Fundraiser for children with autism! Try to ignore that I’m using “pimp” and “children” in the comment. http://my.heartspring.org/campaigns/3649
This is my friend Jen’s shop-
http://www.sprogtoggery.com
She makes incredible, geeky, and AMAZEBALLS knitted stuff. It is seriously worth a look if you are in the market for adorable baby stuffs, cool hats, etc.
I’m pimping out my blog: http://www.anarchyinthesandbox.com. It’s about my life as a parent, but there are a lot of F-bombs and lolz.
My shit to be pimped is this:
http://www.crowdrise.com/teammariolemieuxfoundatigh2014/fundraiser/amyhoffman
Raising money for the Mario Lemieux Foundation by running the Pittsburgh Half Marathon in 40 days. I’ve gone from an obese couch potato to running half marathons in 2 years. Now I’m trying to give back a little.
Thank you!
Wow, I think this is the most commenting I’ve ever seen on a single blog post!
I think we have a similar reader group, so here’s my thing I’d like to PIMP THE SHIT out of:
http://www.lifeplus1.me
Life. Love. Travel. And everything else post baby. It’s really incredible how such small little beings can change every single facet of your life. Hope you’ll all join me on this journey of randomness.
Life+1
New Post: Off the Yucatan
On behalf of Gluten Free Prairie Bakery…
Help save the bakery!!
http://www.gofundme.com/7iawks
I’m pimping out my blog: http://www.anarchyinthesandbox.com. It’s about my life as a parent, but there are a lot of F-bombs and lolz.
I’d love to $ell my art or give it away FREE to a good home* http://SaatchiOnline.com/iGooMEGA
Pimping out 2 things. One is my own blog, about life, adventures, school and thoughts. http://credo-kelly.blogspot.co.uk (it’s where I am now)
The other is the student run exhibition I am a part of. If you’re in Scotland, or want to be, come by! http://makingwaves2014.wix.com/makingwaves2014
I’d love to pimp out my Etsy shop! I cut things and print things. Well… I make hand cut greeting cards and also sell various prints!
http://www.foolscapandbells.com
I would like to show some love to my friend over at Ribbons and Robots. http://ribbonsandrobots.storenvy.com/
Each creation is so full of detail and love and I want to own ALL of the things!
I already advertise here, and have for a long time, but I’ll pimp my shit anyway!
If everyone person who reads this blog would buy just one piece of jewelry a year from https://sandrandan.etsy.com/, I could retire from my soul-sucking day job and spend my days designing and making wonderful things. Anyway, I predict that I will be famous someday, so consider the bragging rights you’ll have when you own an original “Sandrandan” piece!
Oh, Mary Beth! I just read your comment about my shop (Sandrandan.etsy.com) and almost cried. Thank you so much!
SUPPORT WEARING TUTUS TO PREVENT CANCER! Team Tutu wears tutus and walks a 30+ hour relay in Portland every year to raise funds for American Cancer Society. We have multiple cancer survivors and are chock full of Bloggess fans! Support our teams efforts by buying a tshirt https://www.booster.com/teamtutu14 or making a donation http://main.acsevents.org/goto/TeamTutu2014.
A place for people with loved ones coping with food allergies in Orange County, CA to share tips, suggestions, gripes, concerns, hopes, fears, observations and support.
https://www.facebook.com/FoodAllergyFamiliesOfOrangeCounty
I make fine art photography. With my phone. And it’s not that dreamy, vintagey crap that everyone else sells 😉
You should totally buy some. http://www.asheadesignlab.etsy.com
I’m an inexperienced pimp but I try to do new stuff all the time so here’s my blog if you are into the Enneagram and/or parenting and/or kids. http://www.ninekindsofkids.wordpress.com
oops. It’s http://ninekindsofkids.wordpress.com
My cat Andre is a genius, and he can type. He will gladly give you Sophie if you read his post. http://lisarpetty.com/2014/03/16/confessions-from-the-cats-desk/
I have two books to pimp and they’re not even mine. Stone and Spring by Brittany Tuttle (http://shebooks.net/stone-and-spring#.UzHSVVfEFdQ) and Seven Days in May by Jennifer Luitwieler (http://www.amazon.com/Seven-Days-May-Jennifer-Luitwieler-ebook/dp/B00IOTEE5G/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1395774099&sr=8-1&keywords=seven+days+in+may+luitwieler)
Neriums coming to Canada y’all… awesome ground floor opportunity in a multi million dollar company.
Rumor has it if you do what you love you never have to work a day in your life. I’m trying to see if it’s true…visit my photography page for prints. If you see something you are interested in but want a different format, contact me and we’ll see if we can make it happen! =) http://fineartamerica.com/profiles/lenstripping.html
Pedersen´s Last Dream is desperate for a publisher. Aren’t we all? Read the latest installment: Life on a small Arctic Island:
http://pedersenslastdream.wordpress.com/wp-admin/post.php?post=2855&action=edit
I crochet baby hats and they’re awesome.
My favorite is the Tardis – https://www.etsy.com/listing/154130945/tardis-0-to-3-month-doctor-who-tardis?
She needs a home on a baby’s head.
Um, I crochet baby hats. Most I send to my Grandma to take to the local hospital for premature babies and newborns and kids with cancer, but I’ve recently decided to try and sell the surplus. https://www.etsy.com/shop/aspotinthecorner
Also, I started vlogging (heaven help us all): https://www.youtube.com/user/trekkiepirate/videos
My blog, Everyday Adventures! The post linked below leads to some awesome death makeup.
Woohoo! Eventually I hope to buy ad space. Until then….
http://wedontchewglass.wordpress.com/2014/03/16/life-is-mean-and-my-cat-is-a-vampire-apparently/
I want to pimp out Gabriel Dunston who’s an artist and writer. He’s publishing his next book, Purgatory Pub (first two chapters are on his site at http://www.firelightsmedia.com) which is about what happens when your shoulder angel and demon have a beer and talk about you.
Not really a craft but I teach dancing and run a reference web site at http://www.danceminder.com
I also make holograms http://dragonseye.com/blog/Holography-Archive/
You can look at cool custom guns here: http://www.dandbmetalfinishing.com
You can look at my yard here: http://www.deanaandthechesterfieldzoo.com
I love this video – perhaps because I come from a family of musicians http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXKDu6cdXLI
Thank you Jenny!
Pimping my etsy shop, full of hand knit fingerless gloves and coffee cup cozies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/FabFiberCreations
My best friend makes super awesome wine charms and sells them here: https://www.etsy.com/shop/therealworks
Thanks, Bloggess!
Project Junktopia is a miniature world made of up-cycled junk, inhabited by 6 quirky animated characters. This stop-motion short is for all of us who never give up!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQbtTNaki_0&list=HL1395774146
Thanks Jenny! I sell Stella & Dot and I’m going to pimp out my Facebook page because we have an Autism Boutique starting April 1, for which 100% of profits go to the HollyRod Foundation which helps families dealing with Autism and is just an amazing charity. http://www.facebook.com/larasmithstelladot
P.S. – OMG I have to work today – but I’ve already clicked through some of the links – it’s gonna take MONTHS to get through all the great stuff on here! I love this tribe!
I have a Blog that is for advice about anything. It just started and I would love some questions to help get it off the ground.
Thanks.
Adviceaboutall.blogspot.com
I’m pimping out a really, really lousy joke, that my son won’t let me tell his friends. He’s in 4th grade & already embarrassed of his mother — I’m so proud he’s precocious!
Anyway, did you know that The Lego Movie* was originally intended to be an animal documentary? Yes, the theme song would be “Everything Is Possum.” (You’re welcome for the earworm.)
*I do understand that anyone who does not have a 9 – 12 year old boy has probably missed this movie, but it’s the latest obsession at our house. Until we go see The Muppets this weekend.
Second funniest blog ever and not just because its mine: http://stickyjamhands.com/
My 5yr old son was recently diagnosed with Type 1 Diabetes. We’re doing this walk to show our love and support for him, please give what you can. http://www2.jdrf.org/site/TR?px=8951551&fr_id=3297&pg=personal
Cupcake Friday Project http://www.cupcakefridayproject.com is my all from-scratch baking blog empowering anyone who wants to bake to just friggin do it.
And yes, I often bake with booze. It’s great 🙂
I blog, not nearly as funny as you, but I try and keep it real. newborn stuff and dirty diapers (and how to clean them-cloth yo!), a 5 year old that can read as well as I can, and a 2 year old who’s going to surprise us all, I’m fairly sure.. No pinterest pretty crap. Just life.. without bubble wrap… http://www.lifeisnotbubblewrapped.com
Do your friends call you a “creative type?” Do you like to be challeneged? I have a project for you! Check out StoryBox and be inspired to create something bad-ass and share it with the world! http://www.story-box.us
Thanks Jenny!
I make small stud earrings for “Studs”, and women too…………
https://www.etsy.com/shop/HouseofShiba?ref=si_shop
I buy your books. I want to own a Beyonce chicken.
I sell jewelry – and its AWESOME. 🙂
Facebook.com/candiceandjulia or candicelamb.origamiowl.com
I make jewellery ~~ https://www.facebook.com/ButterflyChainDesigns
(and I realize that being a comment in the low/mid 400’s probably isn’t going to get me seen ~ but you never know unless you try!!!!)
P.S ~ I LOVE you!! Thanks for always making me laugh!!
Can I pimp my blog? Or myself? I seriously cant wait for your next book!
I have to pimp out the charity I just love and work closely with. They do amazing work in Jeremie, Haiti. Check it out. Incredible stuff happening over there with little bits of help from lots of people.
http://www.HaitianHealthFoundation.org
I just want to say thank you. Your blog makes me smile, sometimes it makes me laugh out loud. I have four grown kids… my youngest son is breaking my heart. Hard to explain, but not much makes me smile these days. You can see it in my eyes, which even to me have become …blank…empty. My kids are my whole life. Sad really, since at 60, you would think that I might have a life of my own, but no. Not so much. So, Thank you for the smiles
sgcreativeproject.tumblr.com! Just started a new blog and could use a follower or two thank youuuu. I promise it’s all short and sweet! Some pics, some baking, some crafts, whateva.
Blended family mommy blog. We have boys. And boogers. And a girl. And messes and fun.
Thank you!
http://blendingwithbatman.blogspot.com/2011/12/little-boys.html?m=1
Thank you for this!
My local rescue: http://www.nelsonspca.org/
Insanely talented local artist: https://www.blogger.com/profile/11130649889359855650
My little Etsy shop: https://www.etsy.com/shop/OfortheLOVEofDOG
I need to pimp a charity that I love. They do amazing work in Jeremie, Haiti. Check it out. Incredible things happening with a little help from lots of people.
http://www.HaitianHealthFoundation.org
My friend Amy’s amazing jewelry is at: http://www.etsy.com/shop/Noduri
<3 Jenny!
Cyclocross: it’s bicycle mud wrestling, or bicycle steeplechase, with beer and costumes. And its soundtrack should probably be yakkity sax, or death metal. (you tube search “cyclocross” – you’ll see). And these women are taking over: https://www.facebook.com/WomenCX http://www.womencx.com @WomenCx
Buy my book!!!!!WAH Professionals to help you decide if the work at home lifestyle is for you. Available on Amazon and kindle as well as the create space store. Please like my page on Facebook. Micaa Miles. I am just starting out and live the support. I rant about random things and have ea link to my blog there. http://WWW.blogspot.com/enchantressmicaa. Thanks so much!!!!
This guy from easy: https://www.etsy.com/listing/183797295/things-ive-said-to-my-children-underwear?ref=ss_listing
He had a poster with a picture of boys’ underwear and made me one with a picture of girl panties because I asked nicely. It says “I’m not talking to you until you are wearing underwear.”
Damn, I have nothing to pimp. Um, I am awesome, so there.
But, seriously, I’m so thankful for your awesomeness. It makes me feel better on the really shitty days. And you have posted so many amazing things, I have discovered so much coolness to share with friends.
Oh, I know! My friend has an etsy shop, and makes amazing AND geeky Fascinators! There are even Star Wars and Doctor Who Fascinators! If this is your kind of thing, check her out!
http://www.etsy.com/shop/msformaldehyde
Thanks for the laughs Jenny!
Ever wonder how penguins fly? They DO! Check out my children’s book “Penny and the Penguin” to find out how. Available at amazon.com
http://www.amazon.com/Penny-Penguin-Kirin-Daugharty/dp/1453895035/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1350353009&sr=8-1&keywords=penny+and+the+penguin
The charity I work for http://www.oneheartland.org – a place where belonging begins!
Is Toto your favorite character from The Wizard of Oz? Then check out Col. Potter Cairn Rescue Network’s website cairnrescue.com or blog http://cairnrescue.blogspot.com/
You can adopt a cairn, donate to help rescue cairns, or just look at the adorable pictures! Thanks Jenny!!!
If you like sci-fi, fantasy, or historical fiction, take a look at my blog, where I post reviews of books, games, and movies in those genres. I also occasionally blog about science and other stuff. 100% guaranteed no feces for sale.
http://www.ryanbanderson.com/blog
Don’t have anything to pimp out yet. One day. One day….
But thanks for the opportunity!
Thanks to a lot of hard work, my first app for iPhone & iPad, myGraph, is live in the app store. This app allows you to print completely customized grid or graph paper from your iPhone or iPad to any compatible AirPrint printer. https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/mygraph/id791752294?mt=8&uo=4&at=11l5Ji
http://www.the27thmile.com/
A One Fund Boston benefit anthology, and a good read.
My partner’s jewellery, pretty damn amazing stuff: http://www.stevencorfield.com.au
Come on over to my website, http://www.keppiehed.com/ . I’m a writer with some real books to my credit, but this is where you can check out my work for free.
Thanks so much, Jenny. Like everyone else, I’m a huge fan, and this was very generous of you.
My friend has this amazing Jewelry shop jewelry.luvcherie.com She makes all the things on there, and they are fabulous. Also, she inspires me because she has many challenges to being able to keep her business going, but keeps working to put her creativity out there.
Sculptural Firebowls handmade by artist John T. Unger are luxury fire features valued for exceptional beauty, craftsmanship and design. American made firepits, hand cut from 100% recycled steel, John T. Unger’s Sculptural Firebowls have been featured in The New York Times, HGTV and DIY network.
http://store.johntunger.com/collections/firebowls
My writing tutor Cat Connor writes great crime books based in America (we’re in New Zealand) http://catconnor.com/the-_byte-series/
andwhatisaidit.com Go Check it out!!!
My friend Vanessa uses her scrub business to promote PTSD awareness!!! http://www.scrubsoflove.com
I will marry you or bury you: http://www.ceremoniesbycindie.com
My photo blog which keeps me sane when other stuff is stressing me out too much: dftbaweinspiring.wordpress.com
I totally want to pimp out my erotic short stories…nothing too weird! You can find them on Smashwords, Amazon and Barnes and Noble. The series is Her Hollywood Hero – story 1 is 12 Steps to Desire and story 2 is Catch a Fallen Star. Two more are in the works. Check them out on my publishers’ site: http://jupitergardenspress.com/?s=Shayna+York&submit.x=11237&submit.y=-183&submit=Search&post_type=product
I JUST opened my Etsy shop yesterday. And I’m not selling feces.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/RindyMae
I have started this little blog where I read a book every week?
http://book-a-week-challenge.blogspot.be/
Hello, I’ve been reading but not really commenting. Not sure why. Probably because I was scared, or something. But since you’re so kind to let me share my blog, I’ll do just that: http://www.europeanmama.com. And please let me share my friend’s Lynn’s blog, http://www.nomadmomdiary.com. She’s hilarious!
Thank you so much. I’ve raised almost enough to send my adult, autistic son to a WONDERFUL local culinary training center. I was going to use my tax refund to finish it off, but I’m not getting one this year. The perks are the treats he makes! Win/win!
http://www.gofundme.com/Vincents-Van-Dough
I also have a blog – mostly food, house and gardening, but I do throw in an occasional kid post. I don’t need to give them ANOTHER reason to charge me for therapy later.
rindymae.blogspot.com
Anyone want CHOCO TACO’S?!? No, just kidding. I am so proud of my new Indonesian inspired, easy to follow, tasty recipes food blog
A swell little ETSY shop.
etsy.com/shop/SuperKittysStudio
How about a series of books promoting kick-ass princesses who do their own rescuing and defy all the usual tropes? May I present: Princess Charming!
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/viciouscrucible/princess-charming-books-for-awesome-princesses
We’re trying to save our Theatre, Metropolis, IL has an old run down art deco movie house we are trying to bring back. Please support it http://www.savethemassac.com and of course Superman! http://www.supermancelebration.net.(we raise money at the celebration for the theatre, it’s a win win)
I started a blog to cheer up a friend and somehow got featured on Buzzfeed and now have over 3500 followers. Calming Brits and Irishmen
http://calmingbrits.tumblr.com/
There is so much awesomeness being plugged here so what the hey I’ll throw in my lot as well. My blog: http://thefearlessscribe.blogspot.com/
A short-story I wrote and have done a fabulously crappy job of promoting: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00EGYFSZS
For fans of Romance and Fantasy, my amazing sister-in-law has published several books which are available on Amazon.
http://smile.amazon.com/l/B00IY8MHO2/ref=smi_www_rcol_go_smi?_encoding=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0
She also has a website, with some short stories and other updates.
http://anastasiaconklinbooks.webs.com/
And she occasionally writes on Twitter.
https://twitter.com/AnastasiaConkl
Thank you, Jenny!
~Kjrstn
Pimping out our baby blogship, http://hellowackylemon.com/
We don’t make anything, but write about other people making shit. Thanks, Jenny! You are super!
I wrote an article (okay, technically a blog post) about how to make the best nutritional choices you can within your food budget and what stores/markets you have access to. My target audience was people in food deserts who pretty much only have access to Walmart or Food Lion or whatever, grocery-wise, but the basic principles apply even at Whole Foods or Trader Joes. So in case it helps anyone: http://saltycrunchybitterfresh.blogspot.com/2014/03/hunting-and-gathering-at-walmart-or.html
I would love to see some new “faces” over on my blog. I don’t have a special theme; just this and that about my life and the way I see things. http://adayinthelifeofkat.blogspot.ca/
I really want to pimp out my own business here, but there is something much more important. ADOPT DON’T SHOP! Support animal rescue and animal shelters. There are far too many animals dying and it needs to stop.
I secretly dress up a coworker’s taxidermied rodent. https://www.facebook.com/StuffedNutria
A post-apocalyptic urban fairytale, in play form, for Kindle:
MOUSEWINGS
http://www.amazon.com/Mousewings-post-apocalyptic-fairytale-Produced-Rachel-ebook/dp/B00DQYD3GK/ref=la_B00734UWMW_1_3?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1395780785&sr=1-3
I have nothing to pimp. I do want to tell you that I’m glad there is a place to celebrate the beautiful absurd weirdness in this world. You are my people.
I’m pimping my business. Thanks, Jenny, you rock!
All natural bath and body products (also on facebook, twitter and pinterest)
http://www.StormySoaps.com
My husband’s obsessed with ChocoTacos…
My favorite website — it shows you both sides of important issues to let you make up your own mind! http://www.procon.org/
My own blog of course (cathyshowsup.blogspot.com) about trying to be healthy in spite of real life, but two other favorites: theswallowflies.blogspot.com, and herecomeshappiness.blogspot.com – about health, gratitude, and joy, with swearing.
I’m not going to pimp anything, I just wanted to say thank you back because you linked to a post on my blog a few weeks back, and my page views went frickin’ crazy. For about three days I knew what it felt like to be a super popular blogger, and it felt really good. Mwah I kiss you on both cheeks.
I’m pimping out an old blog post I wrote…I’ve dealt with depression and self-harm for over a decade, and running is finally what helped me stop the cycle and face recovery. Maybe it will help others, too. http://www.abkruns.com/2012/10/addiction-and-cure.html
Thanks as always for sharing this hilarious, jarring, and honest blog, Jenny!
Somehow I am skeptical that anyone will scroll this far down, but I’ll put it out there – I’m an American way over my head in Switzerland, and my blog is http://www.destinationmacaron.blogspot.ch
PS – Just picked up my own copy of your book today (the library copy was not sufficient, I had to OWN it). You are expensive in Switzerland (but then so’s everything else)
My next novel comes out July 15, and I’m IMMENSELY proud of it. Like historical fiction? Like road trips? Like fart jokes? You’ll love SEEING AMERICA. Pre-order from Amazon here:
http://www.amazon.com/Seeing-America-Nancy-Crocker/dp/160542577X/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1395781268&sr=8-1&keywords=Seeing+America+Nancy+Crocker
such cool people/things here.
the best I’ve got…I donated a kidney to my brother a year and a half ago, and now I’m running in the Donor Dash 5k to help raise awareness for organ donation. share your spares! 🙂
Sponsor me!
Chocolate to save the rainforest and help families survive:
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/forest-for-a-living-alleviating-poverty-to-conserve-rainforests
Here’s a thing my better traveling half is doing with her life at the moment: using organic chocolate to help people living in the rainforest not starve. Also, they are out of funds to keep going. Also, did I mention it’s chocolate?!?
I went to Taco Villa today after work and bought a ChocoTaco in your honor.
I sing: http://www.kristinbehrmann.com
Opera.
I love how many people that read this blog make or do or are. So cool.
Pimping out an event I put together to raise money for MS!
if I could pimp out my shit and people would actually listen to me, I would work my ASS off to get the phrase “I’m so OCD” erased from the entire world. And then I’d like raise some money so they can fix my brain or something……
I’m just a dysfunctional veteran trying to help other dysfunctional veterans! And I sell some pretty awesome skincare and bath & body products! Seriously, there’s A LOT of love behind business and I’m passionate about supporting PTSD awareness through my biz. ❤️
http://www.facebook.com/scrubsoflove
Thanks for letting me pimp out my blog http://www.thesimplehive.com. I’m not selling anything. It’s just a way to appease the voices in my head. And thank you for making me laugh maniacally. My husband won’t let me read anything of yours while we are in traffic. I disturb him, he says.
Lasers, wood, and stained glass. My friend puts these together to make breathtakingly gorgeous art that you can own: http://jelliottdesigns.com/product-gallery
I wrote a short fiction book, it’s probably my biggest accomplishment thus far: http://earnestlyextraneous.tumblr.com/post/78143775632/book-release
Completely free to download!
My traveling gnome! http://gnorme.floppydogs.com/
Broke my ankle. Got a service puppy. http://www.cci.org being a foster mom to a lab puppy, greatest experience of my life!!!! think about doing this..,
I’ve been blogging since the death of my sweet (and sometimes naughty) dog, because I’ve been having a hard time dealing with it and find writing is helpful. If you have lost a pet and feel lost because of it, maybe we can help each other through? lifeafterivan.blogspot.com xo
I started my etsy site when I was unemployed and desperately needed something to do during the day and I really missed graphic design (and the extra money was nice, I do enjoy not being homeless). I sell original and custom prints and printable items. Anyway, here it is: http://whimsywonderdesigns.etsy.com
Never posted here before, it kinda triggers my anxiety a bit, okay a lot, but started reading this book I think you’d love… Stiff: The Curious Life of Human Cadavers http://www.amazon.com/Stiff-Curious-Lives-Human-Cadavers-ebook/dp/B00421BN2C/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1395782950&sr=8-1&keywords=stiff+the+curious+lives+of+human+cadavers
Hope you like it, I can’t put it down and its cracking me the hell up.
Fair Trade!!!!! I work at a fantastic shop in Dallas. We straight pimp a fuckton of fair trade items, y’all. http://www.kiez.us. My bosses don’t know I am writing this, so I never wrote the word, fuckton..even though it is a perfectly acceptable unit of measurement. Thank you for your blog. Thank you for you.
I started my etsy site when I was unemployed and desperately needed something to do during the day and I really missed graphic design (and the extra money was nice, I do enjoy not being homeless). I sell original and custom prints and printable items. Anyway, here it is: http://whimsywonderdesigns.etsy.com
OMG!! Why would you do this!!???? I have things to do!! Like look for a job!! (was recently made redundant) I only went to one llink that was close to the top and now gotta continue reading his shit. (Daddy Scratches link saved) Scared shitless to go further. Can’t bear not to try French Toast Kitty… Looks like I’ll start on my list tomorrow.. I’ve had to stop reading your comments for a reason. It’s like going down a rabbit hole… LOVE
I would like to pimp my own photography website. For everyone getting married, look here, i am willing to travel from Netherlands to anywhere in the world,… 😉 http://www.roelanddebruijn.nl, trouwfotograaf, bruidsfotograaf!
The school where I work: The Palmdale Aerospace Academy, http://www.tpaa.org. Because we’re awesome, and nerdy, and they gave me the job title of “ninja”.
HOLY CRAP! Look at all these pimps! I love it. And Jenny for being so cool! I like this odd little story I wrote. It’s short. Kinda weird. It starts with the end, then fills in the rest. ALICE FALLS.
http://marydpierce.com/2013/09/12/alice-falls/
A really funny city-girl-in-the-country story from one of my other favorite blogs http://thepioneerwoman.com/blog/2006/05/frontier_follies_love_will_keep_us_together/
Ooh! I am a dysfunctional veteran helping other dysfunctional veterans! 😉 I use my skincare/bath & body biz, Scrubs of Love, to spread PTSD awareness and contribute to Wounded Warrior Project. <3 Check us out on facebook! http://www.facebook.com/scrubsoflove Or our website http://www.scrubsoflove.com 🙂
Oh, and if you cool stuff- check out HadPip’s! I love her stuff! She has a Maleficent DT pen. Nuff said. 😀 http://www.facebook.com/HadPipsBoutique
i read a lot of these and clicked on a few – some talented people here! thanks for this opportunity, jenny.
i don’t sell anything. i write. my blog is about me: life, recovery, school, depression, chronic illness, cats. there’s actually a lot about cats. and disney. things that make me happy. you know.
http://justanotherwastedday.blogspot.com
Feels weird to do this, but… I’m a dancer trying to fundraise enough to get to some top workshops this summer. These are the kinds of workshops that can mean the difference between a professional dancer and a hobbyist, so… http://www.gofundme.com/anna-workshops
Jenny, your blog is best blog. Likewise, your book is best book.
I can’t think of anything I want to pimp out more than Jenny Lawson. Wait, that didn’t sound quite right. Might help with the blog costs though!
Funny blog http://shank-you-very-much.com/2014/03/02/i-am-the-master-of-my-own-bladder/
Jenny, I think this is how you continue to break the whole damn internet.
Love you BUNCHES!!!
Sarah, the Queen
Once a month please go out and see some live music in a local small club. Take a chance on a unknown band. Support your local music scene. Please!
I’m a kick-ass graphic designer. I do lots of vintage design (from pretty much any time period, or made-up ones like steampunk). I design lots of logos and business cards and such, but I especially love doing really unique personal wedding invitations for weird couples. I have not yet done any with taxidermy on them, but I totally would. I did do one very classy invitation that heavily featured the couple’s pet hedgehog. http://www.RosentholDesign.com
I hope everyone reads comments all the way to the end! My friend has been writing forever and just published. If you like crime novels please buy one of his. Jenny, thank you.
Duh. http://www.amazon.com/Ed-McGinnis/e/B00CB8BPMG. Forgot to add his link!
My friends have a Kickstarter for an original movie musical they’re trying to make…there are only 8 days left, and they’re not even halfway funded, so I’m less than hopeful for them. But maybe the wonderful folks here will see this, donate, share the link….can’t hurt! 🙂
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/421206194/sweet-nothings-an-indie-musical-comedy?ref=live
http://cc-kneeraiser.org/ help an amazing musician and person, Christa Couture, get a new knee!
Thank you, Jenny, for being you…a friend and I often ask each other, “What would Jenny do?” when confronted with certain situations. Pimpin’ out my Etsy store with jewelry for people AND dolls (BJDs!)
http://www.etsy.com/shop/Azzieattic
Pimping out my favourite Charity postpals.co.uk
It is a charity for children (and their siblings) in the UK. The request is not financial (for the most part) but simply time based – send a letter to a child – as post often brightens up someones day
I just started a gofundme page for our family farm. We raise non-gmo chickens and turkeys. We appreciate any help! http://www.gofundme.com/7rvx30
My brother and sister-in-law have a blog/Zazzle empire where they write and make stuff about Arrested Development, sloths, robot overlords, the Oregon Trail, and DIY weddings. Not quite as funny as Beyonce, but we can’t all be The Bloggess. That would just be confusing. https://www.facebook.com/NothingMundane
EYH- Expanding Your Horizons. Professionals encourage young girls and women to enter STEM fields. Find a chapter near you at: expandingyourhorizons.org
I just opened a new Etsy store! I don’t have a whole lot in there just yet. Follow me, so you don’t miss anything. 🙂 It is awesome of you to let us share.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/Quixality
I am actually starting a new web series with a local videographer called “Teach Me How.” It’s going to be kind of hilarious at its best and detrimentally boring at its worst. I’d love to have you on one of the episodes…and I’m in your neck of the woods:)
I just want to pimp my blog. Don’t Judge Me.
http://desiree-michelle.blogspot.com
I wrote an android app that simulates playing the lottery millions of times. It’s actually very depressing 🙁
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.greenoaksoftware.lotterywinner
Can I pimp my daughter? Not for sex of course. She’s a 2013 NYU grad in Romance Languages Italian and French, loves fashion, social media, pop culture, boy bands, and journalism AND IS STILL UNEMPLOYED. I didn’t pay top tier tuition for her to work in a bakery shop. Got a job in Manhattan? Let me know and I’ll shoot her your contact information. Drcarolyn.faulknerbeitzel@gmail.com. Thanks Jenny. I love your book.
I make custom, made to order stuffed animals! Check out my shop, Ribbons & Robots…and if you are looking for something you don’t see currently offered just shoot me a message, I’m certain I can make you something you will love!!
http://ribbonsandrobots.storenvy.com/
artists? writers? lovers of cassette tapes? i’ve got a load of journal/sketchbooks- 100’s!
small sampling http://www.zibbet.com/whittamore
Slippery Crockery! I have been a thrift store rat since I was a teen in NYC, now it is my business. Vintage clothes and housewares and art. And up cycled vintage. I love my work!
https://www.etsy.com/shop/SlipperyCrockery
That’s really nice of you- thanks! I just released a book– not hilarious like yours, but a freezer meal guide/recipe book you can find here
http://gluemeetspaper.blogspot.com/2014/03/make-ahead-meals-freezer-meal-recipes.html.
Thanks!! Off to check out everyone else 🙂
Ooh, I have a book blog!
If I had the money, I’d probably buy an ad for it on your site, but alas I’m poor. But I review a lot of books (including yours!) and when I review children’s books my four-year-old daughter helps me out.
http://www.cozylittlebookjournal.com/2012/07/lets-pretend-this-never-happened-mostly.html
That’s the link to my review of your book!
Animal lovers? My friend is trying to save her dog’s eyesight
http://igg.me/at/savehersight}
I’m here to pimp votes for my dear friends daughter; Kira Young. She’s the only US finalist in the Horseware Grassroots Rider contest which ends on March 25; 7 pm in Texas time. Vote for Kira at blog.horseware.com because she’s a super cool girl who deserves to win and she has pet rats.
I have nerdy stuff here! https://www.etsy.com/shop/StudioLTD?ref=l2-shopheader-name
You need some jewelry made from keys and circuit board, right? A raygun for your wall? How about a computer key coffee break plaque? Maybe a mirror? If something catches your eye,you can use the coupon code ‘CRAFTSTER’ for 10% off. Thank you, Bloggess!
Pimping my daughter…for a job! 2013 NYU grad still unemployed. Speaks Italian and Frech, loves to write, market, PR, boy bands, fashion, and social media. Have a job or know of a contact in Manhattan, ring me up. Drcarolyn.faulknerbeitzel@gmail.com
Pimping my non-profit organization Fareground Community Kitchen! We will be opening a cafe where everyone and anyone can come eat a delicious, healthy meal – using a “pay-what-you-can” model. Our website is Fareground.org and our Indiegogo site is http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/fareground-community-cafe.
Thank you so much!!
My daughter’s Birthday Bash for Charity! Help her reah for goal to support a local family shelter!!
http://www.gofundme.com/7syn4s
Okay, here is my plug, for which I have zero shame. There is a very nice lady I know who has stage 4 cancer and was robbed of all her musical instruments while she was at chemo. She loves to invite other musicians to her house and just jam. She’s 88 years old, and you would love her, because she’s a hoot. These instruments were not insured and some, such as the violin given to her by her father, are impossible to truly replace, but her friends are trying. http://www.gofundme.com/78owug
https://www.etsy.com/shop/duaecat has geeky catnip toys and crochet dolls.
Here is a link to the story of my raccoon Harbor, with video and photos. It’s hard to be depressed when watching him. http://www.buzzfeed.com/summeranne/the-rescued-raccoon-who-is-about-to-make-your-day
Ooh fun! I’m pimping out my Etsy shop. I knit baby stuff and also dishcloths. Thanks for looking!
https://www.etsy.com/shop/nurseryknitsbykim
I write nothing about babies. Ok, well I might write about a baby if it were a really ugly baby and I had an uncomfortable moment with the mother of the really ugly baby. I write about other stuff, almost exclusively. Oh, and I refuse to sell you a purse. Or jewelry. And I don’t crochet. I don’t even know what that is, really. http://amycoryblog.wordpress.com
https://www.facebook.com/SuzMaximArt/photos
Stepping way out of my comfort zone and pimping my art
Thanks for your awesome blog Jenny 🙂
I am trying to win a scholarship to Stationery Academy! #StatAcad #cpaperie
Thanks!
I just wanted to share that self-pollinating a squash is called “selfing.” I looked up from my gardening catalog and asked my husband if he’d been “selfing” lately. He looked offended… or maybe guilty. 🙂 Because sharing is caring.
The Buckos! http://www.thebuckos.com
Musicians from Seattle and fans of ham, cheese and lite-brite.
Pay what you what, something or nothing at all.
Hit us up, we’re nice.
“My god, it’s full of startups…”
I’d like to pimp my new online sports team, The Forum Tropebloggers. Except I just made them up, so there’s nothing to pimp, literally or figuratively. I really need to get my shit together so I can pimp it properly someday.
I’ve got a graphic novel coming out a week from tomorrow! It’s called “Beautiful Scars” and is coming from Archaia/BOOM! Check it! https://boom-studios.com/beautiful-scars-hardcover.html
Not meant to be a selling thing, since it is for American history teachers, but…you said what I am proud of: http://www.teacherspayteachers.com/Store/Cotham-City-Cartoon-Notes
This is how I learn best, so I bring the idea to my kids in my classroom. I hope it helps them too.
I design cross stitch patterns (and stitch them, too), crochet things, make fabric flower hair clips, and I can sew like a mofo. I love doing custom things!
http://www.stitcharific.etsy.com
You are welcome…for a future purchase of ad space… if my chronic ADD allows me to get to it…really:)
Hi there! I’m an Illustrator. I have an etsy store full of all my artwork. I also recently published my first Children’s book. It’s the story of an industrious young Garibaldi damselfish who builds a steam-powered contraption from the wreckage of a sunken ship in order to explore that mysterious realm above the ocean’s surface. My website is http://www.tursiart.com and my etsy store is https://www.etsy.com/shop/Tursiart Thanks for letting me pimp my stuff on your very awesome blog! You are fabooo.
COME HANG OUT WITH ME AT ARTLOVELIGHT.COM AND MAKE COMMENTS.
I don’t randomly pimp my blog, mostly because I ramble. A Lot.
But I’m working on a series of posts about shaming, bullying, guilt, and over all crap people shouldn’t do. So, ya’ll can check it out, or don’t.
There are no taxidermied animals on my blog. Sorry.
My brother in law is a FREELANCE CARTOONIST AND ILLUSTRATOR. He is also a wonderful man, husband and father. His work is excellent.
Http//www.okaywerun.com
Reflexology & stuff, yo: http://www.reflexionsplus.com
I don’t have anything to pimp out, I just wanted to let you know that ‘chocotaco’ is the greatest word ever to say out loud. Thanks for that! chocotaco chocotaco chocotaco…
Here’s a link to the some of the search terms that brought people to my site. They’re more hilarious than anything I could type there anyway.
http://emotionalumbrella.com/?tag=what-the-people-want
Ask your local Gay and Lesbian Film Festival to select my short comedy “B2F”!
Ten year-old Faith Abbey will walk 100 km (60 miles) to bring awareness to childhood cancer and raise $10,000 to donate to Childcan. Please donate here: http://childcan.kintera.org/faf/donorReg/donorPledge.asp?supId=0&ievent=1092281&lis=1&kntae1092281=3A7A3435AFDD46BEB79B25887CEBD708&team=
Thank you!
I totally read “chocotaco” as chocobo. And now I think chocobos should be made out of chocolate and they should be called chococobos.
Also, you can find my totally awesome steampunk jewelry shop at http://www.etsy.com/fripparie.
my etsy shop:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/linbot1
I sell vintage clothing, fabrics, sewing patterns, kitchen
15% off with coupon code BLOGGESSLOVE until 3/31/14
I’m still so excited to see your posts on WordPress! I run a parrot welfare blog seeking to improve the lives of captive birds. You see, they’re real psychos (in the best way possible!) and not good pets. So that’s my goal: help your average person maybe not get bitten until their arms look like a junkie’s from the scars, like mine. 😀
Spy GARDEN! ! http://www.spygarden.com ! woo
Here’s my blog http://awesomelyunprepared.com
It’s basically about me always feeling Awesomely Unprepared for life. Not even exciting kinds of life stuff – just the every day stuff haha. Hopefully I’m insightful, kind of funny in a dad joke kind of way and if you like adopted people who think “mummy wars” is the scourge of the earth, you might not mind it 🙂
I’m totally pimping my books 🙂
Are you a Reader? Check out my paranormal series, Kindred of Arkadia, first book can be found here http://amzn.to/Qdzl2n Hey a book with over thirty 5 Star reviews can’t be all bad right 😉
I want to pimp this animal rescue. They are brand new and doing a lot of good.
http://gmhart.org/
I didn’t see this yet: TWLOHA http://twloha.com/ is amazing!
Wanna laugh? Wanna cry? (Okay, mostly laugh) justponderin.com
Hi! We are doing the 5 Boro Bike ride in May to raise money for the ASPCA – no donation too small – please help us reach 2000$??
http://www.teamaspca.org/index.cfm?fuseaction=donorDrive.participant&participantID=2958
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Love,
M
https://www.etsy.com/shop/1421Jewelry
Check out my Esty store 1421 Jewelry.
Thanks Jenny!! I want to pimp out my real estate website- http://www.LouisvilleRealEstatePros.com. So, if you’re reading this and want to look at homes in Louisville KY, please check out my site! If you register, please list Gerri as your agent!! (BTW Jenny- love you bunches!- You’re awesome!)
Switch on your fat-burning hormones by eating smarter. Or just buy these Eat Smarter cookboks so you don’t even have to think. http://www.amazon.com/Carrie-Brown/e/B00FIU8WES/?_encoding=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=390957&linkCode=ur2&qid=1395794875&sr=8-1&tag=foodifootn-20
First a confession: I have never had a Chocotaco.
Second: yay getting people drunk!
Real post: I am wanting to start a blog/thing. Can I get any advise as to where? Squarespace? Hover! WordPress?! Anyone?? Is this thing on?? (taps computer) it will be for a blog and photo gallery. Need handholding as technology is not always friendly to me.
Thanks.
(I’m a big fan of wordpress. ~ Jenny)
I definitely have my own shit that I want to pimp, but instead I’m posting this link. Jenna made the brave decision to leave her abusive fiancee, and has a campaign to raise money to get a fresh start. No one is obligated to donate, of course! Check her out, though, her cause (and others like hers) is totally worth it.
http://www.gofundme.com/Jenna
Read my blog where I travel the world and eat weird stuff. Jenny- keep up the WEIRDNESS!!!
http://snackingdangerously.com/
Cool stuffs for mommy and littles!! Custom bow ties, coffee cozies, bibs and more. 👊
Well, fine then, since you are encouraging it. I’m a single girl with a blog about single girl shit and sometimes penises and stuff. Have a look if chicks with sailor mouths don’t bother you.
http://singlegirlblogging.com
And thanks, Jenny. You are such an inspiration 🙂
Not affiliated with me in any way, but by god I love the stuff she sells! Skull casts! Also nice to support independent artists!
https://www.etsy.com/shop/skullery
Just pimping out my blog! I write about nerdy stuff like TV shows and video games, and sometimes about parenting and home life stuff. http://www.geekmeetslittlefeet.com
OMG another Etsy jewelry shop! Wheeee!
https://www.etsy.com/shop/slipstreamblue
But seriously, though.
The smorgasbord known as (my) life… DIY & crafting, animal issues, veganism, writing, traveling, cooking, reading, pets, yoga, saving the world, cultivating passions, finding myself and following my heart.
http://jeneroushelpings.wordpress.com/
Definitely the only place online I can safely read comments. Well done, everyone!
My thing: music!
http://www.varnishcentral.com
OMG, another Etsy jewelry shop:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/slipstreamblue
But seriously, though.
For the singers/performers among you – y’all know about the little man inside your head that tells you how crap you are WHILE you are in the middle of a performance? http://amusingsofalyricsoprano.wordpress.com/2013/07/02/one-of-those-days/
Hi there! I’m an Illustrator. I have an etsy store where I sell my artwork, and I also recently published an illustrated children’s book – Fish out of Water The story of an industrious young Garibaldi damselfish who builds a steam-powered contraption from the wreckage of a sunken ship in order to explore that mysterious realm above the ocean’s surface. My website is http://www.tursiart.com and my etsy store is https://www.etsy.com/shop/Tursiart
Thanks so much for letting me pimp my art on your awesome blog, you are faboooo!
http://esperanza.org/home/ Amazing people doing great work. A micro finance institution that supplements their group lending program with initiatives that improve education, vocational training healthcare and an integrated network of social services. Helping people lift themselves out of poverty
I would like to pimp out my new blog. http://livingininfinitemoments.blogspot.com/
Time for some shameless self-promotion! My blog is all about embracing life’s silver linings, check it out here >> http://www.anastasiaamour.com
I’m promoting my mom’s Etsy shop where she makes incredible handmade aprons out of some really unique fabrics.
http://www.etsy.com/shop/elsiesflat
My jewelry’s not taxidermied, but there’s something giant and metal, something that uses body parts, and a few with childhood toys. http://snagmetalsmith.org/members/pushingvision
Pimpin’ my campaign to create a sustainable brewery in Detroit utilizing solar power, wind & bikes to produce energy for brewing!
Pedal-Powered Beer Project: http://igg.me/at/Pedal-PoweredBeer
http:bit.ly1dqMcsn
Just want to pimp our blog about adult onset food allergies, information, articles and yummy recipes http://survivingthefoodallergyapocalypse.wordpress.com/
Love your crazy humor and wit Jenny and I’m old enough to be your mother!!! Promoting my line of beautiful and unique Heirloom Baby Items for that very special baby. http://www.cicibiancababy.com
Wow, a great opportunity, and a list I hope to get through by 2015! Thanks, Jenny. 🙂
My wife loves blogging and teaching/speaking about blogging tools. She is building a platform called I Teach Blogging. Free membership with forum, tutorials and videos. It’s a soft launch and more is added all the time.
http://www.iteachblogging.com
Thank you for visiting and doing a quick sign-up!!
You should buy my book because it’s $2.99 and it’s funny. It’s called The Dirty Sweatpants of the Lost Colony and it’s about TREASURE. http://www.amazon.com/The-Dirty-Sweatpants-Lost-Colony-ebook/dp/B00E3F5U8K/ref=sr_1_fkmr0_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1395799532&sr=8-1-fkmr0&keywords=the+dirty+sweatpants+of+the+lost+colony
Just looked at 300 posts, bought some great stuff. Thanks, Jenny for another sleepless night. My friend makes unique baby gifts and is having her first baby soon. So go see her stuff at https://www.etsy.com/shop/rachelsewcrazy
My Etsy shop with mostly mugs with pictures on them. https://www.etsy.com/shop/SecondChanceCeramics
THANK YOU!! 😀
my jewelry shop https://www.facebook.com/GnomesHiddenTreasure
I have a blog. It is filled with pictures and stories of my family. They all have 4 legs, except the chickens. And the fish. My readers love my family and think I’m funny, but I pale in comparison to Jenny. http://www.the7msnranch.com
I am raising money for the Lilith Fund in Texas in honor of my first baby whose pregnancy we terminated secondary to a diagnosis of Potter’s Syndrome.
http://bowlathon.nnaf.org/nnafbowl/participantpage.asp?fundid=1870&uid=7142&fkroledescid=3&nnaffundid=91
I’m really proud of my husband’s latest book, Legitimacy. The best character is a robotic ring-tailed lemur. http://www.amazon.com/Legitimacy-Book-One-Vanilla-Cycle-ebook/dp/B00DV1G036/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1393535438&sr=1-1&keywords=Legitimacy+van+keuren
I have a kid’s book series – http://www.thecleverestmonkey.com … last Christmas I joined with some of my friends, and we donated 120 copies of my first book to Toys for Tots. This year – two more in the series are being released – I hope to donate 200 or more copies! 🙂
I want to say Thank You to Jenny for allowing me/us to Pimp out our stuff on her Blog. My favorite part of the day is reading what the Bloggess has to say. You ROCK, Jenny.
This is my Etsy Shop….I sell vintage, retro and other cool items. Come check my shop out.
http://www.etsy.com/shop/Irishcolleen01
Whatever, I like reading the comments people leave on your blog. I always find at least one that’s as funny as your blog is!
You’ve already pimped me more than a couple times recently which completely blows my mind, however, we’re still going here. For those that don’t know, I’m dying of cancer and could use a little help. http://gfwd.at/1bzBSgR And if you don’t want to give to me then give to someone else. Show the world that the human race cares and is prepared to help those of us who have been dealt an unfortunate hand.
Amazon is donating up to $1 million to charity – $5 at a time plus 0.5% of your one-time purchase via their SMILE program. Check their homepage, upper right hand corner. You can pick your charity of choice off a list. Now go, buy a pony or something expensive.
My friend Nate’s new book, Thimblerig’ s Ark.
http://www.amazon.com/Thimblerigs-Ark-Nate-Fleming-ebook/dp/B00ITTEV68
My sissie`s shop! She makes really cool beaded earrings! http://www.etsy.com/shop/CrowColors
I don’t sell anything….but my coworker has a cousin going through a rough battle:
http://www.youcaring.com/medical-fundraiser/beating-breast-cancer/133776
I make fantastical needle felted creatures (like this rainbow unicorn) because I can’t do real jobs that you have to get out of bed to do. I also take custom orders. I’ll make almost anything (including rogue taxidermy type creatures and your favorite scifi creatures- like the dalek in my shop).
https://www.etsy.com/shop/JRoseArt
Fundraiser.
My own blog. Nowhere near as good as this, obvi, but we have fun: http://hatetosaytoldyouso.blogspot.com/
I am collecting donations for Relay for Life. I lost my dad to brain cancer in 2008, my army veteran cousin is currently fighting cancer, and just 4 days ago I lost my dog to cancer. Cancer sucks! Help me kick cancer in the ass by making a donation.
http://main.acsevents.org/goto/jenkelley
Dark Matter Zine http://www.darkmatterzine.com/ is an online magazine focusing on geekery but mostly the written or movie kind. I’ve interviewed lots of interesting people http://www.darkmatterzine.com/category/interview/. I’ve been doing this for 3 and 1/2 years, mostly full-time, all for free with only 5 people ever making donations. I’d appreciate some love 🙂
My husband’s fabulous to-do list app! https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/will-do/id727365724?mt=8
My best and oldest (seriously, she is older than me!) friends blog makes me laugh (almost) as much as yours. Here’s to people just living their life and doing their best. http://anunscriptedlife.com/
I’ve tried to click on as many links as I can, but there’s friggin’ hundreds of them already! I have Aspergers and ADD, so I can concentrate like a motherfucker right up until I can’t and then I’ve got the attention span of a plastic bag. One of those useless ones where you put something pointy in it and the whole side splits open.
Anyway. I have a blog about Aspergers and stuff. I’m in the process of giving it an overhaul to try to make it not suck. It’s here: http://www.lettersfromaspergia.com
Nothing to pimp here. Just want to say that I adore you, Jenny! If I ever publish a book, I hope you’ll do this again so I can pimp myself here. Aaaaaand I can’t believe I actually just typed that sentence. 🙂
Jenny. I think you’re responsible for getting me a 300 item bulk sale (my link was way back at comment 51). The buyer didn’t come directly from here, but etsy shops that are getting more views tend to show up higher in searches, so I think I owe you big time for this! Thank you so very much for this. This one sale will earn more for me than all of my previous sales combined. I am grateful. So is my daughter. I told her we’d finally get to go to Chuck E Cheese when I get paid for this order.
I’m in a children’s clothes sewing competition like project runway but for kids and I’d love it if you’d all take a minute to vote for my look! Just scroll to the bottom of the post and look to vote for Call Ajaire Sunbonnet Panda Pinafore. Bonus: you’ll get to see cute pics of my daughter 🙂
http://www.projectrunplay.com/2014/03/time-to-vote-put-me-in-zoo-challenge.html
Love you, Jenny! As for the pimping, check out the charity I run in Tanzania, working with the orphanage we adopted our two children from, which just got funding to create a family-style children’s village for kids who can’t be reunited with family after aging out of the orphanage! It’s a HUGE deal for us, and we need support to make it happen. http://www.thesmallthings.org – thanks!
My hubby’s book– it’s dark, and realistic, with mental health turns and perspectives on life that still haunt me. Totally worth reading and not just cuz I’m his wife…but also because that… http://www.amazon.com/Orange-Buffalo-Grayson-Queen/dp/0615801676/
My step-mom may be a vampire. Anyway, she wrote a book on Transylvanian Vampire Folktales.
Artist and Illustrator Graeme Partridge-David http://www.okaywerun.com
Artist and Stop Motion Animator Deanna Partridge-David http://www.etsy.com/shop/Deedeebirdy
I’m a copy editor. I edit people’s writing – any kind of writing – and I’m very nice. http://www.kjcedits.com
I write a blog, mostly about stuff I buy (I’m addicted to subscription boxes) or whatever floats my boat (i.e. what I have bought when manic). http:// awesomepossumblogorium.blogspot.ca is the place to be and I’m on Twitter @awesposblog 🙂
My friend Matt runs the Hero Construction Company. They go into schools and teach kids about being heroes not bystanders. It’s an epic movement that has implications beyond the traditional “anti bullying” programs. He’s also put together the hero round table conference to bring together workd experts on heroism. It’s awesome! http://www.theherocc.com/
I’m a beauty product whore pimpin’ out my blog.
http://maurissaseesbeauty.blogspot.com
I want to let everyone know about an organization who helps women who are truly being pimped out. Selah Freedom helps victims if sex trafficking. You can learn more about them at selahfreedom.com.
I am a someone who has a tendency to be ridiculous and over-dramtic and get into adventures because I can never seem to say “no” to something that sounds even remotely like an adventure. So naturally, I write about theatre and the arts and encouraging it in education of everyone! I write for Broadwayworld (http://www.broadwayworld.com/author/E-HReiter) and I am trying to establish my site on theatre as well at http://www.sempercasus.com
Any readership is appreciated!
EM
I would like to encourage people to listen to B1A4, a pop group from South Korea that I adore because on top of being good at singing, they also appear to be really nice people.
http://b1a4.com/2013/index.php
I have to type this quickly, because I’m going to be comment #666! w00t! I want to pimp out this blog posting I wrote – I don’t actually make any money, but it’s kind of hilarious: http://www.nottobetrustedwithknives.com/2013/06/27/why-you-should-always-proofread/
I have nothing in my life to Pimp out. I wrote a poem. Will that work?
To Age With Wisdom
I am almost sixty now.
Each year etched somewhere
in the gray of my hair,
the thickness of my waist.
Everyday my hands look
more like my mothers.
And still I have not changed.
My heart still bleeds tears
of when I was 12. when I was
23, when I was 36. when I was…
I remember things now:
Things my mother told me,
Like yesterday, yet years ago
About always remembering…
“Someday you will miss me,
Your mother is your only friend.”
I remember the mysteries,
things she never said.
About the fear of being.
Pain of losing her father young
Pain of losing her first born
Fear of the outside world.
Fears of being, just being…
No child listens to the words.
The Parent is a god:
The Child is an atheist.
It is not until God is dead
Does the child find religion
I’m pimping out my own words!! I have self-published 3 books (a collection of short stories, a novel, and a self-help book/memoir). People say nice things on Amazon, so maybe my books are OK:
http://www.amazon.com/Michelle-Smith/e/B00C4QFYBS/ref=ntt_athr_dp_pel_1
Thanks, Jenny!
Hi. My friend’s son Luke is getting a kidney after a 2+ year wait from a living donor on April 9th at Seattle Children’s Hospital. This is a military family and they are going to have mounting expenses with all the travel they have to do back and forth to hospital and things that aren’t covered by their insurance. I would appreciate it if you could help us raise $45000 to ease their financial burden.
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Loving-Luke/363888033729729
Transplant fund: http://tinyurl.com/oobjtq7
I am on the advisory board of the You Can Do This Project. The easiest way to describe it is that it is similar to It Gets Better but for people with diabetes. It is all about being a light in someone else’s darkness. Everyone has a story to share (and everyone needs to hear some encouragement every once in a while too!).
You can check out the videos that have been recorded and find out more about the project at http://youcandothisproject.com
Thank you, you are awesome! I am a Young Living member and would love to help you all change your medicine cabinet and your life! All natural essential oils are replacing my OTC meds one after another! My blog for info about the oils (and my crafty things!) http://www.florellis.blogspot.com and to order a premium kit to get started http://Www.tinyurl.com/florellisyleoils
I built a cool secret bookcase door which hides a little guest bathroom and I’m not even handy! Watch my YouTube video!
http://youtu.be/xM09ZUmLGIo. Thanks, Bloggess 😉
I built a very cool SECRET BOOKCASE DOOR! It hides a little guest bathroom, haha.
Watch how on YouTube at: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xM09ZUmLGIo&list=UUKkZ0h6DF5-GfLFtcUXxCVA.
First? You are amazing, Jenny, and I love your writing. Second? I’d love to pimp out/shamelessly promote my blog, http://www.squareonemom.com. Sometimes it’s about my family. Other times just about random stuff. But it keeps me writing and away from reality TV shows that are embarrassing and major time-sucks. (Teen Mom 2, I’m staring directly at you.)
I’ve always loved that the comments on this website are just as great as the posts. Your fans are pretty awesome people in general. Even if that includes me 😉
Know a comic book geek?! Looking for something unique for them? Come by my etsy shop, I’m a geek and I make geek gifts!
https://www.etsy.com/shop/riGEEKulousGoods
Paint-dipped wood earrings, wood beaded necklaces, little painted wooden cups and boxes for jewelry storage!
https://www.etsy.com/shop/paragraphloop
Paint-dipped wood earrings, wood beaded necklaces, little painted wood cups and boxes for small jewelry storage!
https://www.etsy.com/shop/paragraphloop
Pimping out a friend’s new online shop with lots of pretties! http://www.occasion-avenue.com. Also a new blog by me and the new hubs! http://www.chungbohling.com
pimping maybe not..i would like to suggest that folks donate the output from their microbially balanced colons to those less fortunate..an astonishing number of people suffer and many die from intractable diarrhea when their guts are overrun by c. difficile..in trials, all it’s taken was the introduction of some, heh heh, good shit to reverse the condition..see ‘gulp’ by mary roach for a more detailed (and far more amusing) description of the process..kinda hard to get people to hop on that bandwagon tho..i suggested that UPS might lend its tagline (‘what can brown do for you?’), but no..sigh..maybe you can help to spread the good news about sharing one’s shit w the microbially disadvantaged..btw, new reports suggest that Crohn’s has a microbial etiology as well..please help
I helped fully fund this Kickstarter project for OpenBCI, a low-cost, programmable, open-source EEG platform that gives anybody with a computer access to their brainwaves. Brain-computer interfacing (BCI) is a relatively new field of science with a seemingly limitless range of applications. Medical grade BCIs are often used in assisting people with damage to their cognitive or sensory-motor functions, however, more and more we are seeing affordable BCIs emerge in neurotherapy applications that assist people with ADHD, anxiety, phobia, depression, and other common psychological ailments.
I donated because one of the creators is the son of a friend. At my reward level, I could honor someone who suffers from a debilitating neurological or cognitive disorder. This could include: depression, anxiety, ADHD, dementia, addiction, paralysis, or any condition that can be linked to the brain. All people honored by this reward will forever be listed on their website and in the comments of the OpenBCI core code library.
I chose you, Jenny Lawson.
Because as The Bloggess says, “Depression Lies.” But brain waves don’t, and hopefully we can see the truth using OpenBCI.
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/openbci/openbci-an-open-source-brain-computer-interface-fo
I’m pumping myself!!! I’m a new designer! I love love love the jewelry. I have to become financially independent and really soon. Thank you 🙂
So much great stuff here. My browser is now full of tabs, and I might have to cancel the rest of my working day. And it’s all your fault.
One of my best friends have fibromyalgia. I guess a lot of you know that’s really bad shit. She wants to be able to get around so she can go to the doctors, meetings with social services, get treatments and have some kind of a social life without going into a coma of pain and tired.
She has access to a car, but doesn’t have the licence because that’s expensive as shit in Norway. So she’s saving up, which takes a looong time when you’re living on whatever the social services feel like giving you (hint: not much).
So, she started a fundrazr campaign so she might get money for half her licence, at least. Every little helps, said the old lady and pissed in the sea. Can’t hurt asking you guys for help, can it?
https://fundrazr.com/campaigns/1iVyd/ab/61EzY0
Nothing to pimp out, just wanted to say that I bought your book yesterday after finding this blog a few days ago. Not via a weird google search btw. Via http://www.annewheaton.com. Which is also an awesome blog.
I hopped on to pimp myself out, then got distracted by all this amazing stuff that people do, then felt bad about myself because I don’t have the talent for all this amazing stuff that people do and…where was I? Oh yeah…my travel blog. Could you have a look? I could use some blog love today xoxo thanks….http://apassportaffair.com/
I could pimp my blog or something else, but… I wanna pimp this song I stumbled across after watching the adorable singing nun on Italian the voice – this is a song the judge she chooses has made, and I know diddly-squat Italian, but its so cool! J-AX Musica da rabbia (possible TW: blood) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTHZfjElhu8&list=UUpeQe0391XqSnrLVxldlnug&feature=share&index=3
This is my poetry blog, not usually as hilarious as our favoritie lady’s is, but I try.
http://www.ilsaSeeksRick.com
Check it out, send me your writing. Let’s be friends, but only on the internet.
Get yourself an elephant trunk shirt or an animal shirt! https://www.etsy.com/shop/CreativeCallipipper
My friend has an awesome online store. She sells things that she makes: hand-dyed yarn, ceramics, soap, and spun fiber (yarn).
http://www.haldecraft.com/
Okay, so I was unsure of whether or not to pimp my FundRazr campaign, but then I thought “Aw, what the hell, at least it can’t hurt, can it? No, it can’t.”
So I’m taking my best friend in the entire world to Barcelona this June to celebrate both our 10-year anniversary in the city where we first got to know each other and my 28th birthday. Everything’s paid for, but life tends to hand you shit when you least need it, and so I started this campaign to try and make sure the basic expenses during our 15-day stay, like food, transportation, etc., are covered.
Anything helps, and if you’ve got the time to click, have a look, share it or even donate a few bucks, I will probably love you until the end of time. Thanks!
Link: https://fundrazr.com/campaigns/fiuq9/ab/131Kfb
Risley’s poem is amazing, and could be about my own mother. Risley is a goddess.
I just realized you really are about the only place I can read the comments. I really need to learn to quit reading them other places. Mostly they make me want to rant on LiveJournal.
I have nothing of my own to pimp out of my own.
Hetalia though, because it makes me laugh. Anything that can help you laugh when you are in the midst of a depression has to be good, right? It helps to pull you out of yourself.
But also this — the University of Chicago Admissions Department got a wrapped parcel, addressed to Henry Walton Jones, Jr. They set it aside for a student worker to sort out, because they get misaddressed campus mail all the time, And some hours later the student worker put two and two together and figured out it was addressed to Indiana Jones……
The rest, as they say, is history……
http://uchicagoadmissions.tumblr.com/post/37809971913/indiana-jones-mystery-package-we-dont-really
Some things just have to be shared.
For anyone near the DC area or going to Awesome Con on April 18th – please help them reach their Guinness World Record of comic book characters! http://awesomecondc.com/awesome-con-and-guinness-world-records/
I’m running a 5k in May to raise money for mental illness awareness and suicide prevention. Read my story? http://www.lovetherunning.com/2014/03/mental-illness-awareness-and-suicide.html?m=1
Sculptures, bookmobiles, & wreaths made from discarded books!
Pimping my Etsy shop – http://jandedoodles.etsy.com And I’m so excited because my friend asked me to make Dalek hats for her husband’s 40th birthday coming up (Doctor Who themed party, which means it’s sure to be the best party ever!)
I’m working on a charity project for an organization that takes urban teens on incredible wilderness trips. Check out my (brand new) website to learn more if you’re interested in rock climbing, adventuring, or unicorns!
I’m working on a special charity project with Climbing magazine to send urban teens on wilderness trips. If you’re interested in rock climbing, adventuring, or unicorns check out my (brand new) website to learn more! Sunnieclimbsforacause.com
Not my own shit, because I’m not crafty enough to make things people want to buy, but my friend makes super cute vintagey accoutrements and note cards.
http://www.etsy.com/shop/XuteStuff
Can I pimp for someone else? I work for a college and one of my amazing student assistants, Jennifer Wachala, is trying to earn a spot to go to Guatemala with Smile Train to help kinds with cleft lips and palates. She herself was born with a cleft lip and is studying to be a pediatric plastic surgeon to help others. PLEASE vote for her to be able to help others!
http://social.kaptest.com/competition/657/one-million-smiles#pic277
I’ll happily pimp my Stand Up Comic, Web Series actor/producer daughter http://hollywood.thecomedystore.com/show.cfm?id=301560&cart https://www.facebook.com/TheTiffanyAndErinShow
We’re working to get a handicap accessible home built for an incredible mom who has 3 kids in wheelchairs. After 2 1/2 years the home is almost ready. We could really use some help with providing voice activated features that will make dramatic changes for the boys. http://buildingadreaminthecountry.com/
Tri-County Collie Rescue (www.collierescue.com). Because Lassie. And because I’m the Treasurer and the vet bills are unreal.
My Blog where I bitch about life and keep updates on all my rejections in hope of my book getting published. http://www.anunscriptedlife.com
please vote for my daughter’s photo in this Hannibal contest, # 37 http://hannibalcafe.com/hannibal-out-and-about-contest-finalists/ she could win an autographed script. please and thank you.
not my stuff, but thought you’d enjoy: http://dontpkethebear.com/20-examples-of-truly-terrific-taxidermy/
Pimping out my sister-in-law’s website, “Evan’s Crew” dedicated to fundraising for DIPG, a “terminal upon diagnosis” pediatric cancer that took her son, my nephew. He was the bomb. A crazy bomb. A crazy bomb that would have blown up this universe with his awesomeness. http://www.evanscrew.org/
I’m pimping out our rescue. Because vet bills are unreal.
http://www.scdr.org/Can_you_help_Glory.html
I feel like saying you’re inspiring sort of diminishes how f’ing funny you are, makes you sound sort of nun-like which you’re like completely not. So I’ll say thanks for making me laugh and thanks for inspiring me to be brave enough to put my shit out there. xos
If you’d like to support St. Baldrick’s Foundation, the largest charity that supports research for childhood cancer cures, please follow the link to a book I wrote about a beautiful little girl who died in 2010 at the age of three from acute myeloid leukemia. http://www.amazon.com/Butterfly-Princess-Chelle-Newton/dp/1612861296/ref=sr_1_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1395842289&sr=1-2&keywords=the+butterfly+princess (Thank you Jenny!)
I love Jenny Lawson and I am spreading the love. I got my oldest daughter to read your book and now she loves you too! You are our kind of crazy!
I also have an etsy shop for my handwovens: https://www.etsy.com/shop/Dreamingacrestextile?ref=si_shop
My young adult book about a mother who leaves her son in an amusement park (which is really a secret orphanage). It’s self-published and it took me three years to write. It’s my baby. http://www.lulu.com/shop/judi-cutrone/the-secret-ones/ebook/product-21547898.html
I don’t have anything of my own to promote but I recently discovered the Honest Toddler and now believe that whomever this person is must be the second-funniest person on earth (after Jenny, of course). Check out http://www.thehonesttoddler.com, although the funniest stuff comes through twitter so check it out.
This is a place that has saved me: http://www.havoca.org/HAVOCA_home.htm
so nice jenny!! I make lovely things out of paper and maps and paint sample cards: )
https://www.etsy.com/shop/laylaloustudio
Chocotaco’s make me long for summer. Tacocat, the household favorite palindrome. Pimping my blog http://www.louiebehogan.com. Just sarcasm, humor, and life. Thanks for the daily chuckles.
Dang, you people are awesome. I have seen so many neat Etsy shops, read a lot of stories, left a bunch of blog comments, and even voted for a girl and her horse. Thanks for doing this, Jenny!
And if 686+ comments aren’t enough for you: my friend Kerry talks about books, food, and interviews awesome creative ladies, Vickie knows everything ever about beauty products, and you’re missing out on some awesome geekiness if you don’t already read EPBOT.
All I have to pimp is my blog, which has been my therapy substitute/aid for years now. If you don’t mind reading about the random musings, dreams, epiphanies, rants and daily life of a complete stranger, do drop by. I didn’t even know what post to pick to pimp it, and I’m sorry I don’t have more pictures (Alice would hate this). Maybe if someone ever reads it I’ll get a chance to know how to make it better.
TL;DR? I have a blog too. Check it out!
http://linathumbe.blogspot.com
Check out my bookmobiles, sculptures, and wreaths made out of discarded books.
Promoting Miss Puppyness – deaf and blind dogs make AMAZING pets!!
I make beaded jewelry and hair accessories and blog + a lot of other crap that keeps me up at night: http://MegansBeadedDesigns.com
I’ll pimp my blog out… or even just that last post. Everybody has their down days. Let’s share. 🙂
I’d like to suggest the National Mothers Center – they work to represent moms and families on work-life issues, dealing with the transition to motherhood, and they are a great organization to support.
Doh! My link didn’t show up in my previous comment…let’s try this again. https://www.facebook.com/misspuppyness
Our friend’s new business – making running fun!! http://lucki-lime.myshopify.com/
I really don’t have anything to pimp, but my daughter’s book series, “The Misadventures of Misery” will be released soon so…
You think your day was bad?
Try falling in a puddle, burning breakfast, going without hot water, getting caught in a mini-monsoon, being chased by a raccoon, falling in another puddle, having your broom catch on fire while sweeping the porch, getting locked out of the house (twice), and having light bulbs shatter when you walk by.
All before noon.
Poor Misery!
“The Misadventures of Misery”. Coming soon, folks.
Thanks, Jenny!
(I’ll buy it. ~ Jenny)
If you live in Georgia, check out the Humane Society of Forsyth County. Lots of adoptable pets ready for their forever homes. They also have a website to donate if you can’t adopt. Forsythpets.org
Thanks all and thanks Jenny!
I happen to be very closely related to this up-and-coming painter… and his stuff is amazing.
https://www.etsy.com/listing/182433608/ye-are-the-light-of-the-world-a-city?utm_campaign=Share&utm_medium=PageTools&utm_source=Pinterest
My browser is now FULL of open tabs. There is some amazing stuff here, omigod.
Pimping myself for a second, I make lots and lots of jewelry in all price points. Use coupon code BLOG20 for 20% off with no minimum purchase. http://www.waterwaif.com
Now I am off to inspect all of these tabs!
My browser is FULL of tabs from all of these amazing links! I can’t wait to explore them all.
For my pimpage, I made lots of pretty jewelry in all price points, from simple flower earrings to big gemstone pieces. Use coupon code BLOG20 and get 20% off with no minimum purchase required. http://www.waterwaif.com
Thank you, Bloggess! ♥
So I hurt my back over the weekend and have spent the last few days laying in bed and not moving so I got to catch up on some reading. Hence the two books I would like to pimp out. One is A Dance with Dragons, which took me forever to finish but was so awesome and I’m so excited about how much I know about Game of Thrones now. And two is your book which I bought at Christmas time but finally started yesterday. I was laughing so much that I actually had to put the book down because my back was hurting too much to laugh.
SO thank you for that 🙂
I’m going to join the over +700 shout outs here and add my blog – BumpyBoobs – life after the unexpected twist. This is the sort of stuff that gets really weird searches, but that’s not news here. http://www.Bumpyboobs.wordpress.com
My wife and daughter’s lovely shop:
http://www.oliviaanncollections.com/
https://www.facebook.com/olivaanncollections
Thank you.
Pimping Tour de Cure Twin Cities – money raised helps diabetes AND sends diabetic kids to camp. Click on “Donate” and search my name, THANK YOU!!
http://tour.diabetes.org
Pimping out our online shop with lots of pretties! {crowns, headbands, Headdresses, tiebacks}
Were a mother daughter team offering unique {boho~ vintage~ Chic} headpieces! https://www.etsy.com/shop/Oliviaanncollections or follow us @oliviaanncollections on Instagram for lots of sneak peeks 🙂
The day I randomed upon this tumblr, it made my day!
http://stick2happy.tumblr.com/
Pimping my ETSY shop. Lots of nice vintage things. https://www.etsy.com/ca/shop/LoganAvenueVintage
Thanks for looking.
Bloggess, your blog makes me happy every week, so thank YOU.
Anyway, the only thing I have to pimp out this week is the game company my friends and I have recently started. Our first board-game goes on sale in a month, and we’re pretty excited. It has demons and magic and fighting evil and stuff, check it out. 🙂 http://roan-arts.com
Can I pimp out something that isn’t quite ready to pimp out? A pre-pimping, if you will. My etsy shop, Three Apple Designs, will be opening soon. The shop contains handmade wallets (for men and women), tote bags, and my specialty is handmade custom felt patches. These patches are often adorable animals or nerdy. Batman tote bag or Doctor Who bow tie wallets, anyone? The link will lead you to the store’s Facebook page where some of my stuff can be checked out and the shop’s opening will be announced.
I’d also like to pimp out pinball machines just because they’re awesome and there should be more around. Specifically, in my living room.
Interested in a great, soon-to-be-released fantasy novel?
Check out “Wytchfire” by Michael Meyerhofer. Epic. Badass. Awesomesauce.
My mom sells Origami Owl – if you haven’t heard of it, it is freaking awesome! Like a shadowbox around your neck! http://kdyer.origamiowl.com/
Well since you’re INVITING promotion…
My humor book, I Thought We Agreed to Pee in the Ocean, was released in September by Martlet and Mare Books. Here’s a link:
http://www.amazon.com/Thought-Agreed-Pee-Ocean-Sweatpants/dp/0615844146/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1395853308&sr=8-1&keywords=i+thought+we+agreed+to+pee+in+the+ocean
We have a similar tendency to invite readers to laugh at our misfortunes, although your experiences are more unique than mine. Thanks for contributing joy to the world, and for being a counter argument to the claim that women aren’t funny.
So you know how the comments section is where humanity goes to die? Well here’s my blog post about that.
http://literallynuts.wordpress.com/2014/03/01/if-you-cant-say-something-nice-maybe-youre-an-asshole/
Thank you for this, Jenny. So many of your readers are hilarious. I’m not one of them. But I think pop culture is important and I started a new blog about it called Old Ain’t Dead. It’s at http://oldaintdead.com. It’s called Old Ain’t Dead because I’m old. I’m also opinionated. I really hope a few people will discover my blog and join in the conversation there. If they do, I’ll arrange for you to get a taxidermied prairie dog or something equally stuffed.
I’m a fairy storyteller – I tell fairy tales to kids. The hubs and I shaved our heads to raise money for pediatric cancer research. So far I have agreed to dye my stubble purple and wear a tutu, because doing good does not require a lot of dignity. Donations still open – we’ve saved you a spot with all the cool kids who are totally chipping in! http://www.stbaldricks.org/teams/mypage/92292/2014
And also, support these people, because they bring chai to the masses. AND IT SPARKLES. Spice must flow!!! http://www.gofundme.com/SparkleChai2014
I am poor so I shall pimp myself. I make jewelry and I am rather proud of this particular piece. http://www.etsy.com/listing/177654484
I Dad and I started an online literary journal with a few of our writer friends. Strange, but true stories all over the place:
http://www.morkanshorse.com/
Pimping out my favorite charity: ModestNeeds.org. It provides 1-time grants to pay bills (paid directly rather than to the person) to help keep people out of poverty, and all applicants are completely vetted before acceptance. A little money can have a direct, positive effect on someone’s life.
https://www.etsy.com/ca/shop/chasingfireceramics
Definitely worth a look!!
I would like to pimp out my etsy shop Turner & Pooch Designs. The money from the shop goes towards fostering for several local animal shelters. (Last year I fostered, and found forever homes for over 30 animals!!! WHOOHOO!!) https://www.etsy.com/shop/TurnerandPoochDesign
Straight pimpin’, spendin’ gs on my blog, Booyah in your Face! http://booyahinyourface.blogspot.com/
My name is M. Turner. I’m 36 and live in Florida with my guy and three cats. I own PhoenixFire Designs and you can find my etsy shop here: http://www.PhoenixFireDesigns.etsy.com
You can also find more such as previous custom orders and updates here: http://www.TreeofLifePendants.com
I have been making jewelry for over a decade and selling part-time on etsy since 2006, but took the plunge to do it full time after major surgery in 2011. At age 34, I had to have a total laparoscopic hysterectomy due to nearly 3lbs of tumors in my uterus. My then day-job laid me off while I was in recovery saying they couldn’t hold my job for me. I decided to try being a small handmade business owner for real at that point and it’s been the best decision I ever made.
I specialize in tree of life pendants and other wire wrapped jewelry including bird nest pendants, earrings, bridal pieces and more. Everything is made from scratch by my two hands out of my home studio in Tampa Bay Florida.
A friend was nice enough to buy an add here a couple months ago for me so if the name seems familiar, that might be why!
Straight pimpin’ my blog, Booyah in Your Face. I blog about life, hilarity, and the pursuit of awesome, as well as plus-size fashion tips, which chunky butts LOVE! http://booyahinyourface.blogspot.com/
My friend makes cool things out of wood.He calls his business “A guy with wood”. He’s quite talented. https://www.facebook.com/aguywithwood
Pimping for a good cause: In 2012, this really awesome lady battled breast cancer while pregnant with her super cute kiddo. Today, she’s fighting cancer again and we’re trying to raise $10k to help her with medical bills – Every little bit, every share, helps! http://www.gofundme.com/7pa2vs
I own PhoenixFire Designs: http://www.PhoenixFireDesigns.etsy.com You can see previous custom orders, updates and more on my blog: http://www.TreeofLifePendants.com
I specialize in wire wrapped jewelry with my signature item being my world-famous tree of life pendant. PhoenixFire Designs is my business and my passion and every item is handmade from scratch by me. Custom orders are always welcome!
I make dream pillows, lavender eye pillows (great for headaches), aprons, jewelry satchels… you can check out those goodies (plus more!) at http://www.thesapphirekey.com
I write books and stuff:http://www.amazon.com/Lenni/e/B007H8NALY/ref=sr_ntt_srch_lnk_1?qid=1395860846&sr=8-1
And blog on occasion: http://atthequillsmercy.wordpress.com/
I totally read that as chocolate tattoo, which, how would one do that?
‘Cause I would totally get a chocolate tattoo!
My husband’s awesome ebook! NSWF!
If you’re looking for some delicious vegan baked goods in the Oklahoma City Area, you might try my wives bakery here: http://www.mimsbakeryokc.com
Thank you Jenny! <3
Pimpin’ my friend Heather’s Happy Lane Soap Company-http://bathehappy.com
Spreading happiness across the globe through natural hand-made soaps and beauty supplies. All of the products are paraben and sulphate free!
We’re pimping? Where’s my fedora? Well, okay, here we go. I wrote a post I’m pretty dang proud of today about The Conscious Uncoupling Of An Unconscious Coupling Of a Totally Self Conscious Couple. Guess who? http://elleroywashere.com/2014/03/26/the-conscious-uncoupling-of-an-unconscious-coupling/#comment-45075 That’s at my blog http://elleroywashere.com Also? I co-edit a groovy pop culture website called Lefty Pop. Check it out, won’t you? http://leftypop.com.
Thanks for the World Class Pimping Jenny! ’twas generous of you! 🙂
I would like to pimp out a couple of dear and crazy-ass talented friends.
Erin Kielisch (e-rin images) the most beautiful, haunting and plain old drop-dead gorgeous photography. https://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/e-rin-images/240282116092760
Angela Ryde-Schmitt (Insomniart) – gorgeous art by an incredibily talented artist! https://www.facebook.com/#!/insomniartbyangy
Check, Like and Share their pages!
http://mrshawsublife.wordpress.com/ My buddy’s blog.
I’ve got my pimp hat on so I can whore out my blog: http://shannonnotsharon.wordpress.com/
I have been a reader of yours since the Mama Drama Days and loved meeting you when we had our blogging get together at that Mexican restaurant. I havent blogged in ages but am back again! http://whocriesoverspilledmilk.blogspot.com/
You are awesome Jenny, thank you for letting me pimp my blog http://adeliciousyear.blogspot.com.au/
and also pimp out my friend’s blog, she’s awesome http://vegiemix.blogspot.com.au/
Raising money for AIDS Walk San Francisco – http://awsf2014.kintera.org/danielle
My husband and I have a dream to move to Edinburgh, Scotland, and we are shamelessly, but with deep gratitude asking for help to make it happen. I promise really cool shit if you are able to pitch in! Read our story at http://www.gofundme.com/5scpok
Thanks, Jenny for giving all of us this chance to reach out to one another. 🙂
I was going to start a how-to travel website, but instead I just wrote a bunch of stories about myself vaguely disguised as informational posts about a Greek island. So then my website partner kinda dumped me for my lack of focus. And then I decided eff that, I’m pimping with The Bloggess. So read my travel blog. It rocks. http://www.traveltosamos.com
Wow. De-lurking long enough to add my weird art. It’s still in the very early stages so bear with me. Thank you!!
Love the blog, and thank you for allowing us to pimp our stuff,
We’ve got a Spring sale coupon code to offer you wonderful people; spend £15 or more and use code SPRING2014 to receive a 20% discount on your order!
Code is valid until April 30th 2014
So come on by:
http://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/KasumiCrafts
We do free UK Shipping, and £4 (+50p per additional item) to the US & Rest of the world.
Because everyone gets to look forward to a new beginning: https://soundcloud.com/erinandfrankie/new-beginning?in=erinandfrankie/sets/rpm-challenge-2014
p.s. I made this!
Boom. You are so awesome Jenny. The Beyonce chicken story is my all time fav. Check out my etsy shop: https://www.etsy.com/shop/kokolynee
Deliciously adorable sweet treats sent to your door! http://www.crumbtastic.com or http://www.etsy.com/shop/crumbtastic
Well, if anyone gets down this far, I’ll pimp my Friends Jewerly. She made a special order for me and I’m pleased.
http://black-rabbit-studio.com/
And as always, I have a blog that covers what ever I feel like talking about…. Between moving to Kentucky, movie reviews and tech stuff for friends – it’s okay.
I never, ever, ever do this but it looks fun and everyone else is sharing so here it goes! http://www.survivinginitaly.com
Here is a cute facebook page to check out if you like guinea pigs – https://www.facebook.com/Pumpkin.the.Guinea.Pig
Thanks, Jenny! I can’t wait to read your next book! Speaking of books, Fixing the Feng Shui in My Shorts: A Year of Brainsick Tweets from a Naive Idiot is available at Smashwords (https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/281790) and Amazon (http://www.amazon.com/gp/feature.html?docId=1000493771)
I would pimp out my favorite local animal shelters: http://www.colonycats.org/ and http://www.catwelfareohio.com/ They have provided me with my clowder of furbabies and work so to help animals. I wish I could throw scads of money at them both for all they do.
Suburban Fuzz Design. Custom Geeky embroidery and design work.
http://www.facebook.com/SuburbanFuzzDesign
I’d like to pimp out a FanFiction book I wrote. If you love/like Doc Martin, you might enjoy it. If not, try it anyway! http://www.wattpad.com/story/11509637-i-want-to-hold-your-hand
You’re the best and I’m glad this month is getting better for you!
I help run a very small non-profit that helps people learn how to deal with their insurance company after a disaster. It might sound like a crazy concept until you lose a house to a disaster then you realize it’s the most important non-profit you’ll ever run into (I know because it happened to our family).
Our website is http://www.carehelp.org If you know someone who has lost a house that was insured one of the most helpful thing you can do is tell them about our website and maybe even buy our book for them. You can actually get the eBook for free on our website but we held a seminar once and a couple of people had downloaded it and printed it which cost them almost $20 so I posted it on Amazon for as cheap as they’d let us.
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B008UKJT2M/ref=as_li_ss_til?tag=carehelp-20&camp=0&creative=0&linkCode=as4&creativeASIN=B008UKJT2M&adid=0FT4P3YKW5Z0VMQQK16C
Holy CRAP!!! I didn’t realize the link would put such a big picture. I’m really sorry about that!
If you read this far, please consider supporting my newest favorite cause, Rocky Ridge Refuge: http://rockyridgerefuge.com
What Janice does for these animals is nothing short of amazing. Thank you. And thank you, Jenny.
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/360880012/maushaus-sustainable-desert-microdwelling?ref=city
This project looks so cool, and I’m rooting for them. Maybe some of your readers could send a few bucks, too? 🙂
I started a blog – I haven’t posted much of anything for a long time (insert excuse here…).
Thank you Jennie for inspiring me to start again.
Please subscribe. I’ll try to make it worth your while. Thank you.
I do an amazingly life-like pterodactyl imitation. I wish I could show you, but it is pretty scary. Also, if your skin is scary let me help: http://www.marykay.com/twyles : )
You complete me!
But I clearly couldn’t complete my reply properly. Hmf. Must be having a bad hair day.
I would like to pimp out my friend’s book. I wish I could write like this.
http://www.amazon.com/Somebody-Who-Katie-Gates-ebook/dp/B0055RY3YW/ref=sr_1_15?ie=UTF8&qid=1395899100&sr=8-15&keywords=katie+gates
My dad wrote a book and I really want it to sell well so he can retire and fulfill his dream to become a full time writer: http://www.dansilberman.ca/
So many great postings here! Thanks Bloggess for the opportunity!
I’m raising funds for the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society’s Big Climb for Cures:
http://www.llswa.org/goto/TeamWolfe
Thanks for the opportunity to pimp myself. Don’t get those every day. Not even every other day. I’d love for any/everyone to stop by my blog! http://thejugglestruggle.net/
Thanks, Jenny!
Zombies Hate Coffee http://www.celinargames.com/html/zombies.php
After 7 years of training, a 2nd college degree, and finally quitting my corporate job in 2013, I custom-cut gemstones and make custom jewelry. I’m at http://www.facetsandfrosting.com
Jenny, thanks for being the spokesperson for being yourself. It took me waaayyyy too long to follow that advice.
A blog worth reading:
http://truthasiseeit8.blogspot.com/
A great way to keep flowers you’re sentimental about:
http://www.silvercatstudioinc.com/default.html
Jenny~ How amazing are you? Well pimping is always okay with me…. unless I have to actually have to leave the house… in PJs. But I am pimping my company for anyone who needs our services, no cost to you we figure out the lowest rates in electricity (commercial and residential) and read all the fine print… then you can choose who you want! If you don’t know if you have a choice, come check out our company. Thanks Jenny.. Fellow Crusader to Right the Wrongs and to kick any bad day in the junk. You have no idea how many times I have snarfed coffee up the nose reading your tweets too!
Pimping my shoes. http://www.californiafootwearco.com. They’re great for people with ADD. xoxo
I started my blog Pretend You’re Good At It because I saw The Bloggess at a bookstore event, and she said Neil Gaiman told her to “pretend you’re good at it” when she was doing the recording for her audio book. So, now I’m pretending to be a good (enough) parent and writer.
http://pretendyouregoodatit.com
I tell you, drinking in the morning does no one good…. http://www.frozengloryenergy.com
Thought my website would show up on the post… oops.
I run a frugal lifestyle blog called Drugstore Divas, which is so much better than my lack of traffic leads me to believe. I’m just bad at marketing, not blogging or frugal life. It’s here if you want to take a look (and save some money): http://drugstoredivas.net.
My husband had a cancer scare that unfortunately turned out to be cancer. Now to help make some money he sells profane cancer related t-shirts at http://www.buyitbeforeidie.com Seriously…buy something before he dies.
I just started writing a blog at http://www.blogstermom.com, and I have a shop on etsy for little girls dresses: http://www.sunloveshirts.etsy.com. Not sure how good I am at either of them, but I love both! Come check me out! Niki
Thanks so much for this opportunity! I’m using it to shamelessly plug my beauty blog: Anna’s Makeup Oasis. I do stuff like paint my Mum’s lips orange and green to do a Hunger Games look, tell people what not to waste their hard-earned money on or just share a gorgeous look inspired by the latest James McAvoy film I’ve seen!
Take thee here, if you love all things beauty: http://annasmakeupoasis.typepad.com/amo/
FLIPSTERS coming to North America!! http://www.flipsters.com.au/
Thanks for this opportunity, Jenny! I’m pimping out my neighbor’s Etsy site, which I helped him create. He’s a disabled veteran who makes beautiful wood boxes and urns and loves working with people to create custom wood products: http://www.etsy.com/shop/petesurns
Thanks for this opportunity, Jenny! I’m pimping out my neighbor’s Etsy site. He’s a disable veteran who makes beautiful handmade wood urns and boxes. He loves working with people to create beautiful custom wood products. http://www.etsy.com/shop/petesurns
I will definitely pimp my jewelry shop because it’s a hella expensive hobby: http://www.etsy.com/shop/marieleejewelry
We have beaded necklaces and earrings, rings made with vintage buttons and lapel pins, and a bunch of earrings made with a wide variety of dangling charms, from anime-looking animals (penguins, pigs, crabs–seriously, they’re the most adorable crab earrings, they’re linked below) to cupcakes to mustaches to teacups.
Also, I’ll pimp John Hodgman’s comedy special “Ragnarok” (currently available on Netflix Canada, possibly on US Netflix too?), and the young-adult author Elizabeth Wein who’s written two wonderful books about young female pilots in WWII, “Code Name Verity” and “Rose Under Fire”. They’re related (some characters show up in both), but you don’t actually have to read one before the other.
http://mybleedingink.wordpress.com/2011/01/05/interdependent-but-autonomous-how-to-raise-your-kids-hee-hee-o/
This blog entry about raising your kids with disabilities
I’m pimping out my photo site: http://www.margygreen.com/
But I plan on doing a photo series using Playmobil figures as the cast. Check out the cast of characters at http://www.margygreen.com/Playmobil/Cast-of-Characters you can click on the picture of a figure and make a suggestion for a photo idea. Suggestions can be anything from PG, lewd, politically incorrect and anything in between.
Pimpin’ my shit! I’m a ceramist and potter. I’ve been lucky to get a couple pieces of mine in two international competitions and one museum, but my real love is for Hallowe’en ceramics. Here’s my shop:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/ShellHawksCreations
The Hallowe’en stuff starts really coming out in September and October. I’ll be at Halloween and Vine in Petaluma in September, and maybe Scare LA in August.
And? Y’all do freaking amazing stuff!
Oh, and? My amazing friends are opening a craft brewery in Oak Park, California. They are very cool, smart, wonderful folks, and the brewhouse will be Steampunk-themed in a brick building built in 1925. They’ll also be serving food from a pretty darn good chef!
Support them, because life is too short to drink cheap, domestic swill. 😀
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1523977308/oak-park-brewing-company
My co-worker hasn’t been able to finish his degree due to financial constraints. He’s fantastic and does a tremendous amount to help keep things running smoothly around our office. More details here: http://www.gofundme.com/7shn7k
My blog: http://www.funnierthangrading.blogspot.com But I can’t imagine anyone who this you are funny bothering with me. Unless they are grading. My blog is guaranteed to be funnier than grading.
I blog! I blog about stuff! It’s way more interesting than it sounds. I hope.
I’m a writer who writes about writing. WRITINGCEPTION.
http://stefclendenen.com/
I’m late to this, but why the heck not.
I run an etsy shop. I make Wheel of Time Aes Sedai shawls and Harry Potter capelets.
https://www.etsy.com/au/shop/Elishafaerie?ref=si_shop
I have started a one-woman movement called A Year Of Good Deeds, and would love you to come along and play! Find me at: http://www.gofundme.com/A-Year-of-Good-Deeds
http://www.margosolod.com Coyote Summer, my new ‘tween adventure novel. got a kid that wishes he or she could have adventures alone, no pesky adults? this one will do it. warning: no witches or werwolves or swordfights or zombies. just a good old fashioned adventure.
I doubt any of you live close enough for me to take photos for you…but my website also has a variety of nature/animal photos for sale…so I’ll pimp that out. I just started my photography business recently…and I’m too busy doing my real job to spend any time advertising the business…so it’s not making me any money.
http://gmcdphotography.zenfolio.com/f408750679 (nature)
http://gmcdphotography.zenfolio.com/p495225930 (animals)
hard to talk about and even harder to understand…. well, we’re gonna talk about it and hope to promote some understanding http://neda.nationaleatingdisorders.org/site/TR/NEDAWalk/General?fr_id=2720&pg=entry
Eating disorders are a thing and so we’re going to do our dammedest (?? spelling??) to help each other.
I’m not creative enough to have my own business, but I’m really good at home party sales!
If your house smells bad but your in-laws are coming soon: kcwilliams.scentsy.us
If you like cheese or chocolate (in other words, if you’re alive): kcwilliams.velata.us
I make little comics – please check them out.
http://beedrawsstuff.tumblr.com
Whats better than sexy time? http://www.theOguide.com
Okay. I will give it a shot. I have a book I am trying to write. It is a non-fiction account of what happened to a friend of mine. It is written from my perspective. I spent two years supporting him emotionally and ghost-writing his legal documents, and it is a story I think should be heard.
http://www.gofundme.com/3957u0
Read the page and let me know if you think it’s a worthwhile endeavor. Thanks.
Nail polish! I am pimping my indie nail polish line, MicroBrews Nail Polish. Visit microbrewsnailpolish.bigcartel.com to see what I have in stock. It’s a passion project of mine and I’d like some support. -W
One pimp for my blog about travel (everything from a cruise on the Amazon to local parks), some crafting, cooking and gardening.
http://travelinsusan.blogspot.com/
and one pimp for a favorite blog I read
http://tywkiwdbi.blogspot.com/
Me! I edit dissertations, theses, term papers, and any other kind of academic writing, and I know my APA6 enough to know that two spaces between sentences is a format requirement so don’t let those single-spacers get you down. http://www.WritingRightA2.com
My son has been battling a rare hard to treat bone cancer since December 2012. He is currently 6 months cancer free, (yah!) but after close to a year of extremely high dose chemotherpay and surgery to remove his distal femur and replace it and his knee with a metal implant, losing most of his hearing and now possibly having seizures, at 19 he is suddenly having to face a new career path (he was a welder for the city, but can no longer do that with metal implants) and has to go back to school. Right now and for the past 7 months we have been supporting him and paying all of his bills. If anyone would like to help him, you can leave comments of support on his page facebook.com/goteamjeremy or help him with his staggering medical bills we would be forever appreciative <3 http://www.gofundme.com/Team-Jeremy
I’ll add one…moving stories from people about all kinds of medical experiences at the website I edit http://www.youandmemagazine.com
I want to pimp the YouCaring site for Ahmie, a 13-yo girl at my daughters’ school who is battling desmoplastic round cell cancer. She just underwent an 11-hour surgery last week, and is kicking cancer’s ass. Please check out her site, she is amazing! http://www.youcaring.com/help-a-neighbor/operation-love-for-ahmie/114272
Thanks for the pimpin’ chance, you’re awesome! I’m just getting started with my blog but I’m really excited about it. Did I Say That Out Loud? http://bigfunnygirl.blogspot.com/
Mostly crazy lady musings and other sarcastically funny crap. BTW, I’ve found so many new and awesome blogs to follow from this thread…thanks again!
This is my blog. It’s kind of all over the place. My most recent post features a taxidermied crow. http://smartandsarcasticwithdashesofinsanity.blogspot.com/
OMG, Chocotacos. How I love them.
Great Buffy Fanfic: https://archiveofourown.org/series/514
I am also pimping out someone else. My friend Rob just started a band with Andy Summers (of POLICE fame) called Circa Zero. Their new album just dropped this week. Hear the first single here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1PhR_okv8I
I’m going to pimp out my artwork blog. I could use some new followers and new eyes on my work. 🙂 Hope you like it! http://whimsyandzen.blogspot.com
Thank YOU Jenny. Thank you for being you! Thank you for being human, real, kind and honest! How can I forget funny! Thank you for making me laugh! I have especially needed it these past years : )
I’d like to (hmmm…I think pimp might not be the write word ; ) tell you about our two girls. Our dog and our daughter. It’s the most amazingly bittersweet story about the deepest love, and the loss of both of them.
http://www.avianareese.com/2013/11/circle-of-love.html
I’m pimping my blog, because I can. It’s about urbex, books, and Canadian history. I am going to be giving away a brand-new book by a Canadian horror author, so keep checking for updates!
Jenny, if I were a lesbian I’d totally eat your ass right now…
Thank you for this.
spa-curious.com
Check out my jewelry web site… I’ve ran through all of my friends and family and need to expand to strangers!!! http://www.cookielee.biz/sunniemagana
Jenny, I just want to thank YOU for making me feel less alone in this world.
I know I’m late to this post, so it probably won’t be seen by many. I’m still going to try though. My family is facing eviction and we could really use help. http://www.gofundme.com/7t9q58
Funny-as-hell, snarky greeting cards for every occasion – they can be found in some Urban Outfitters or Whole Earth Provision Company stores, but it’s a one-person, small business run by my good friend: http://alternategreetings.com/
I’ll jump on the pimp wagon! My handmade jewelry is chic and fun with a spiritual twist. http://www.lezligoodwin.com You should buy everything, and then we can go drink.
I’m a tad bit late to the pimp-out-your-shit-party, but I figured I’d throw my etsy shop at you anyway: http://www.etsy.com/shop/yarnaholics. We do all sorts of crazy and fun things with yarn. And we also sell hats and scarves and shit. Check it out.
I can put almost anything on a guitar pick for you. Musical, geeky, I don’t judge. Play it or wear it, your choice.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/IPickU
I started a new blog!
I’m an artist who creates scientifically inspired paintings out of beeswax. The paint is called encaustic and it’s an ancient medium that you use heat and flame to manipulate. My work involves insects, bones, anatomy, cells, diatoms, and plants. If you check out my website I have an Etsy shop, a Society 6 store, Twitter, Tumblr, and a Facebook page! I’m open for commissions as well so contact me and we’ll set something up. http://www.chantelgreene.com/
I am pimping out the book I wrote (OK….just started it TODAY, but already on Chapter 2). Can you recommend a good editor?….I’m sure I’ll need one. AND a publisher?….I’m sure it will be published. Thanks…luv you.
barbara.kolodgie@dlapiper.com
Don’t let the law firm email address scare you…..I’m not one of them.
Thank you, Jenny!!! You guys are invited to stop in and visit me at http://www.thenutshelllibrarian.com for stories narrated by an imperfect parent, her saucy baby sidekick, and (occasionally) the dog. Here is a recent one in the voice of my sarcastic, albeit charming baby girl: http://thenut.thenutshelllibrarian.com/2014/03/my-parents-brand-of-heroin.html. We review children’s books, too: http://thenut.thenutshelllibrarian.com/2014/03/the-peanut-gallery-librarian.html.
Late, late again! But wanted to say thank you, Jenny. For letting us all pimp our shit. We’re damn good at what we do, and yet, we aren’t well known enough to do it full-time.
My name is Julie and I read Tarot cards, affordably and REALLY WELL!!!
http://urthalun.com/
http://instagram.com/urthalun
https://www.facebook.com/pages/UrthaLun-Tarot-Card-Readings/122659521268097://twitter.com/UrthaLun
I just pimped out my kitchen aid! Thanks for letting me pimp the blog post I did on it!
My ebook about completing 101 things in 1001 days, Timid No More: http://www.tootimidandsqueamish.com/ebook/
Thanks!
I hope it is still pimping time. And I hope that someone reads all of these comments and needs new clothes at great prices.
http://lvboheme.com
mmmmm Chocotaco! I haven’t had one of those since middle school. And now that I am craving something that I don’t even know if I can still find, I feel you owe me… so here’s my easy shop:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/KatMariee
All original painting and jewelry made from said paintings.
(there is a blog too, (katmariee.com) but I have an 8 month old and babies are freaking demanding!)
I recently started my blog, check it out at http://www.thesmittenmami.blogspot.com/, it should be in its own domain, but I guess we are having technical issues. And, I’m starting a business of kids t-shirts that are cute and educational. The website is http://www.mudtails.com
I have a random stream of consciousness blog. If you read it, please comment and let me know whether you liked it.
Cheers.
OMG…it will take me three weeks to check out all the cool stuff being pimped here! Awesome!
I’ve had a rough couple of weeks and completely stopped reading my blogs, so I’m late to this little pimp party. Bummer.
Still, just a in case anyone gets this far, go check out my blog CradleRockingMama.com. I try to bring the funny to the very unfunny food allergies and intolerances my kiddos suffer with. Plus I share recipes and useful tips. Not nearly as funny as Jenny, of course, but there’s only so funny you can get with hospital visits. The boys help, though. My kids are a laugh a minute! Love you, Jenny! You keep my head on straight when things get tough.
Body wraps that tighten and tone in 45 MINUTES!!!! Also other great creams and supplements for the body!
Oops! Lisamillerwraps.myitworks.com
I just bought your book and I’m so excited to read it! I make jewelry and art: https://www.etsy.com/shop/HoneybeeAlley
I just found your blog, and I think I’ve finally found someone who is crazier than me… in a good way of course 🙂 I love how you look at life, and to celebrate, I’m pimping my etsy shop too :o)
http://www.etsy.com/shop/ToOurBestLife … and thank you 🙂
I have a humor blog 1funnychick.com I think you would enjoy it. Lots of original content. A lot of stuff to keep you laughing.
Love this Post! Full of great sellers to buy from.
INCLUDING ME! Check out my shop at https://www.etsy.com/shop/TreasureTurner or search TreasureTurner on Etsy. I sell vintage Avon products, enamel flower brooches, vintage jewelry, handmade wreaths, and craft supplies.
Neriums coming to Canada y’all… awesome ground floor opportunity in a multi million dollar company.
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