A friend of mine emailed this to me last week and then yelled at me for not responding, but in my defense, I’m always convinced these things are gifs that will turn into a screaming, bloody ghost-girl as soon as I lean in and focus. (It won’t. You can trust me on this one.)
her: JUST DO IT. Mine was super accurate. Just tell me the first words you see.
me: Fine. I saw “drwk”, “fulld”,and “shwusk”.
Her: You’re supposed to pick real words.
me: Those are real words. I just used them. “Drwk” is like, when you’re so drunk you can’t text properly. “Fulld” is probably the past-tense of filled. “Shwusk” is that noise you hear when you rip off that gross, wet, used rag on the bottom of a Swiffer.
her: No. Try again.
me: I also saw “kenergetic” but I thought that was too easy. And I saw “CNN” but I think that’s just subliminal advertising.
her: Kenergetic isn’t a word either.
me: It is. It’s when you’re all fulld up with kinetic energy.
her: I don’t know why I even send you these.
me: I DON’T EITHER.
And in other news, it’s time for the weekly wrap-up:
What you missed in my shop (Named “Eight pounds of uncut cocaine” so that your credit card bill will be more interesting.):
- I made this for Victor’s office because I thought it would be nice to have him control the lights with the cat’s tongue, but he saw it and hid all the screwdrivers.
- I also made this for new parents (Also good for college students who can’t hold their liquor, or people who own cats):
What you missed on the internets:
- Kick-ass stuff I pinned.
- Number 3 was my suggestion for a great Mother’s Day gift. Ignore if you don’t like cadavers.
This week on shit-I-didn’t-come-up-with-but-wish-I-did-because-it’s-kind-of-awesome:
- Intelevator. It’s a titch long. But worth it.