I haven’t designed anything for my shop in awhile, but then last night it hit me.
It’s a satchel. For your soup. And I even made a special “ladies version” because for some reason that’s a thing:
And in answer to your questions: Yes, I had been drinking when I made these.
It’s pretty obvious that soup won’t sit well in a canvas bag (unless maybe you line it with cling wrap first?) but personally my favorite part of soup is the chunks in it, so if you use this soup satchel then all of the juice will drain out and you’re left with a meatier stew. It’s like a very slow, hipster strainer.
BONUS: The leaky juices will marinate your floors so your house will smell like soup all the time. Soup makes a house into a home. It’s like a Crockpot scented Yankee Candle. Also, this makes a perfect book bag. But only if you clean out the soup first.